Monthly Archives: April 2013

A Five Year War Starts at Your House and Finishes At Your House

A Five Year War Starts at Your House and Finishes At Your House

How could this be?  Ask poor Wilmer McLean.  When federal troops headed south to enforce the union and bring secessionists states back into the fold, they were met by Confederate forces under General PGT Beauregard at the First Battle of Bull Run, called Manassas in the South.  During the battle, Wilmer McLean’s house was used as the Headquarters for General PGT Beauregard.  During supper, a cannon ball hit the house and fell through the kitchen roof rolling around the table where they were eating.  So, the Civil War started, fought on McClean’s front porch and in his kitchen.

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Wilmer McLean around 1860

Wilmer McClean felt a change of location would be good for his health, so he packed up and moved.  In the Spring of 1863, he moved to a quiet place in Virginia where he could live in peace.  Later, near the end of the war, the Confederates were beaten and surrounded.  They decided to surrender at Appomattox Court House, Virginia.  They looked around for a suitable home for the ceremony and chose – the home of Wilmer McClean.  General Robert E. Lee surrendered to General US Grant in the parlor of McClean’s home.

After the ceremony, officers started taking away McClean’s furniture as souvenirs of the event, throwing money at him as payment.  General Ord payed $40 for the table they signed the surrender on, General Sheridan paid $20 for the table it was drafted on.  Chairs, furnishings, anything not bolted down was removed, most not being paid for.  Poor Wilmer McLean who had tried to avoid combat was in the wrong place at the wrong time again.

I believe he was the only man in history who can honestly say that a major war (the American Civil War in this case) started in his front yard, and ended in his parlor.  It was his claim to fame for the remainder of his life.

Appomattox Court House

Appomattox Court House

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Lucky or Unlucky?

Was this person lucky, or unlucky?  You decide.  They were hit by an explosion in a war zone, which drove a live grenade into their skull.  That sounds unlucky.  But they survived, and the pin stayed inside the grenade, and it was able to be removed and the

 

person lived…  Which seems lucky.

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A related fable:

 

Chinese Word for Luck!

Good Luck Bad Luck!

There is a Chinese story of a farmer who used an old horse to till his fields. One day, the horse escaped into the hills and when the farmer’s neighbors sympathized with the old man over his bad luck, the farmer replied, “Bad luck? Good luck? Who knows?” A week later, the horse returned with a herd of horses from the hills and this time the neighbors congratulated the farmer on his good luck. His reply was, “Good luck? Bad luck? Who knows?”

Then, when the farmer’s son was attempting to tame one of the wild horses, he fell off its back and broke his leg. Everyone thought this very bad luck. Not the farmer, whose only reaction was, “Bad luck? Good luck? Who knows?”

Some weeks later, the army marched into the village and conscripted every able-bodied youth they found there. When they saw the farmer’s son with his broken leg, they let him off. Now was that good luck or bad luck?

Who knows?

Everything that seems on the surface to be an evil may be a good in disguise. And everything that seems good on the surface may really be an evil. So we are wise when we leave it to God to decide what is good fortune and what misfortune, and thank him that all things turn out for good with those who love him.

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More Crossovers/Mash-ups

Crossovers or mash-ups put one or more things together, hopefully in a funny or thought provoking way.  This is a recurring post here.  For earlier posts like this, type “crossover” into the search block on the home page.  Enjoy!

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Most Ancient Port, Hieroglyphic Papyri Found

Most Ancient Port, Hieroglyphic Papyri Found

APR 12, 2013 02:00 PM ET // BY ROSSELLA LORENZI
 
Most Ancient Port Found in Egypt
PIERRE TALLE

An ancient Egyptian harbor has emerged on the Red Sea coast, dating back about 4,500 years.

“Evidence unearthed at the site shows that it predates by more than 1,000 years any other port structure known in the world,” Pierre Tallet, Egyptologist at the University of Paris-Sorbonne and director of the archaeological mission, told Discovery News.

PIERRE TALLET

Built at the time of the fourth dynasty of King Cheops, the owner of the Great Pyramid in the Giza Plateau, the port was discovered at Wadi el-Jarf, nearly 110 miles south the coastal city of Suez by a team of Franco-Egyptian archaeologists.

Egyptologist Sir John Garner Wilkinson
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The site was first explored in 1823 by British pioneer Egyptologist Sir John Garner Wilkinson, who found a system of galleries cut into the bedrock a few miles from the coast. He believed them to be catacombs.

“The place was then described by French pilots working on the Suez Gulf during the 1950s, but no one realized that it concealed the remains of an ancient pharaonic harbor,” Tallet said.

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PIERRE TALLET

Tallet has been excavating the area since 2011 with archaeologist Gregory Marouard, of the University of Chicago’s Oriental Institute, topographer Damien Laisney of the French National Center for Scientific Research, and doctoral students Aurore Ciavatti and Serena Esposito from the Sorbonne University. The team first focused on the most visible part of the site: the galleries described by Wilkinson.

The excavation revealed 30 of these galleries, measuring on average 65 feet long, 10 feet wide and 7 feet high.

PIERRE TALLET

Used to store dismantled boats after the expeditions that were regularly led to transfer copper and stones from Sinai to the Nile valley, the galleries featured an elaborate closure system which made use of large and heavy limestone blocks inscribed with the name of Cheops (about 2650 BC).

An ancient Egyptian harbor has emerged on the Red Sea coast, dating back about 4,500 years.

“Evidence unearthed at the site shows that it predates by more than 1,000 years any other port structure known in the world,” Pierre Tallet, Egyptologist at the University of Paris-Sorbonne and director of the archaeological mission, told Discovery News.

Built at the time of the fourth dynasty of King Cheops, the owner of the Great Pyramid in the Giza Plateau, the port was discovered at Wadi el-Jarf, nearly 110 miles south the coastal city of Suez by a team of Franco-Egyptian archaeologists.
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PIERRE TALLET

Inside the galleries Tallet and his team found several fragments of boats, ropes and pottery dating to the early fourth dynasty. Three galleries contained a stock of storage jars, which probably served as water containers for boats.

PIERRE TALLET

Underwater exploration at the foot of the jetty revealed 25 pharaonic anchors — and pottery similar to that uncovered in the galleries — all dating  from the fourth dynasty.

PIERRE TALLET

About 200 meters from the sea side, the archaeologists also found the remains of an Old Kingdom building where 99 pharaonic anchors had been stored (visible at the center of the photo).

“Some of them were inscribed with hieroglyphic signs, probably with the names of the boats,” Tallet said.

PIERRE TALLET

Most interestingly, the storage galleries also contained hundreds of papyrus fragments.

Among them, 10 were very well preserved.

“They are the oldest papyri ever found,” Tallet said

Many of the papyri describe how the central administration, under the reign of Cheops, sent food — mainly bread and beer — to the workers involved in the Egyptian expeditions departing from the port.

PIERRE TALLET

But one papyrus is much more intriguing: it’s the diary of Merrer, an Old Kingdom official involved in the building of the Great Pyramid of Cheops.

From four different sheets and many fragments, the researchers were able to follow his daily activity for more that three months.

“He mainly reported about his many trips to the Turah limestone quarry to fetch block for the building of the pyramid,” Tallet said.

“Although we will not learn anything new about the construction of Cheops monument, this diary provides for the first time an insight on this matter,” Tallet said.

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Odes to Tea

A couple of flash pieces (had to be 150 words) on Tea.  For the Tucson Steampunk Society, which has awesome tea parties and tea contests.

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Sensational

by Michael Bradley

Exotic herbal aromas hint of ancient lands and mysterious unspoken secrets.

The steam darkens almost imperceptibly as the tender leaves release their potions.

Suspended beneath the enticingly hot waters the green magic is coaxed from its burnished cage as the gentle liquid soothes it to submission.

 

The china resists ever so slightly when first lifted, as if reluctant to divulge its hidden mysteries too soon.

Waters in the mouth seek that in the vessel with anticipation.

Flavors cascade on the tongue in a warm summer rain.

Explosions of robust health and calm shout their happy arrival.

 

Peace, harmony, self-worth and happiness flood throughout.

Gentle harmonies and sub-harmonies play their delightful melodies.

Time slows and deep thoughts arise, long in stressful slumber, released in the moment of bliss.

Only when the brew is finished and the last drop of the elixir drained, does reality come washing back in with the other cares of life less exciting.

tea

 

Enduring

by Michael Bradley

Once both peasants and Emperors tread upon my soil.

Great empires have risen and fallen, the blood of many washed away with the eons of rain, growth, and harvest.

Outsiders arrived from time to time.

Throughout, our worth was always recognized.

 

Whether petty money, tyrannical opium trade or war, all sought to possess us.

They realized not that we shall endure long after they have passed.

Our roots dig into the ancient soil; our leaves are bright in the sun.

We reach for the sky for its light and warmth, to the Earth for its dark nutrients.

 

Despite the trod of conquerors, we endure.

Our golden, orange, black and green treasured greater than gold, silver or bronze.

Youngest and smallest among us, our green leaves even bring life.

Tea we are.  Long ago the great lizards chewed upon our vines.  Now the humans boil our leaves for drink.

We will endure for the next ones who come.

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Treasure-filled warrior’s grave found in Russia

Treasure-filled warrior’s grave found in Russia

By Owen Jarus

Published February 21, 2013

LiveScience

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    The burial of the warrior was richly adorned and contained more than a dozen gold artifacts. This fibula-brooch, despite being only 2.3 by 1.9 inches in size, contains intricate decorations leading towardthe center where a rock crystal bead is (Photo courtesy Valentina Mordvintseva)

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    This iron axe is one of many weapons found with the burial of the warrior. (Valentina Mordvintseva)

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    The grave of a male warrior who was laid to rest some 2,200 years ago in what is now the mountains of the Caucasus in Russia, shown here in a diagram of the warrior’s skeleton and numerous artifacts. (Valentina Mordvintseva)

Hidden in a necropolis situated high in the mountains of the Caucasus in Russia, researchers have discovered the grave of a male warrior laid to rest with gold jewelry, iron chain mail and numerous weapons, including a 36-inch iron sword set between his legs.
That is just one amazing find among a wealth of ancient treasures dating back more than 2,000 years that scientists have uncovered there.

Among their finds are two bronze helmets, discovered on the surface of the necropolis. One helmet (found in fragments and restored) has relief carvings of curled sheep horns while the other has ridges, zigzags and other odd shapes.

Although looters had been through the necropolis before, the warrior’s grave appears to have been untouched. The tip of the sword he was buried with points toward his pelvis, and researchers found “a round gold plaque with a polychrome inlay” near the tip, they write in a paper published in the most recent edition of the journal Ancient Civilizations from Scythia to Siberia. [See Images of the Warrior Burial and Artifacts]

The remains of three horses, a cow and the skull of a wild boar were also found buried near the warrior.

“These animals were particularly valuable among barbarian peoples of the ancient world. It was [a] sign of [the] great importance of the buried person, which was shown by his relatives and his tribe,” wrote team member Valentina Mordvintseva, a researcher at the Ukrainian National Academy of Sciences Institute of Archaeology, in an email to LiveScience. The animal bones and pottery remains suggest that a funeral feast was held in his honor.

Without written records it is difficult to say exactly who the warrior was, but rather than ruling a city or town, “he was rather a chief of a people,” Mordvintseva said.

The necropolis is located near the town of Mezmay. Grave robbers discovered the site in 2004 and rescue excavations began in 2005.

Who used the necropolis?
Based on the artifacts, researchers believe the warrior’s burial dates back around 2,200 years, to a time when Greek culture was popular in west Asia, while the necropolis itself appears to have been in use between the third century B.C. and the beginning of the second century A.D.

Researchers were careful to note that the artifacts cannot be linked to a specific archaeological culture. Mordvintseva points out that “this region is very big, and not sufficiently excavated,” particularly in the area where the necropolis is located. “[I]t is situated high in mountains. Perhaps the population of this area [had] trade routes/passes with Caucasian countries — Georgia, Armenia etc.,” Mordvintseva writes in the email.

While the people who used the necropolis were clearly influenced by Greek culture, they maintained their own way of life, said Mordvintseva. “Their material culture shows that they were rather very proud of themselves and kept their culture for centuries.”

Gold treasures
This way of life includes a fondness for gold-working. The warrior’s burial included more than a dozen artifacts made of the material. Perhaps the most spectacular find was a gold fibula-brooch with a rock crystal at its center. Although the brooch was only 2.3 by 1.9 inches, it had several layers of intricately carved decorations leading toward the mount.

“Inside the mount a rock-crystal bead has been placed with a channel drilled through it from both ends,” the researchers write.

The team was surprised to find that two of the warrior’s swords (including the one pointing toward his pelvis) had gold decorations meant to be attached. In one case a short 19-inch-long iron sword had a gold plate, with inlayed agate, that was meant to adorn its sheath. Until now, scholars had never seen this type of golden sword decorations in this part of the ancient world, the researchers write. The “actual fact that these articles were used to decorate weapons sets them apart in a category all of their own, which has so far not been recorded anywhere else …”

Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/science/2013/02/21/treasure-filled-warrior-grave-found-in-russia/?intcmp=related#ixzz2Qg0OO2BM

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Support Your Local Comic Book Artists!

Comic book artists, like we authors, are a starving lot with lots of talent yearning to run free.  So are the models, photographers and store owners all trying to make a go in this industry.  This is an upcoming event featuring Mary DeBalfo, a great cosplayer, model, wife of Mike DeBalfo, and with a slight baby bump as her next child is on the way.  Come by and show your support if you can.

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Planetary Defense Conference

I don’t know the author for this story, but I found his comedic tone inappropriate.  I, for one, am happy to know that we have a Planetary Defense Conference to get the ball rolling on developing future defenses of mankind against the inevitable strikes of celestial items against our planet.

Planetary Defense Conference to meet (no word from Justice League)

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    International Academy of Astronautics
It sounds straight out of comic-book fantasy, but a real-life group of concerned scientists — the Planetary Defense Conference — will gather this week at a desert compound with the goal of protecting humanity from one of the destructive forces of the universe: asteroid impact.

The leaders of the B612 Foundation will meet for the week-long Planetary Defense Conference beginning Monday (in Flagstaff, Ariz., not the Fortress of Solitude) to debate what may be one of the biggest planetary threats civilization faces today.

‘We simply do not know when the next catastrophic asteroid impact will be.’

– Former NASA astronaut Ed Lu 

In testimony last week before the House Science, Space and Technology Committee, Ed Lu — a former NASA astronaut who flew three space missions and CEO of the Foundation — explained that this is no comic-book hazard. It’s real.

“We simply do not know when the next catastrophic asteroid impact will be, because we have not yet tracked the great majority of asteroids,” Lu said.

A rogue meteorite that struck out of the brilliant blue morning skies over Russia in February illustrates the real risk that even tiny asteroids pose. That hunk of rock exploded with nearly 500 kilotons of energy over the Ural Mountains, creating a tremendous thunderclap that shook a nearby city, shattering windows and injuring over a thousand.

The spectacle deeply frightened many Russians, with some elderly women declaring that the world was coming to an end. And that was just a small object, scientists say, close to 10,000 tons and all but invisible to our current radar systems.

“It doesn’t take a very large object. A 10-meter size object already packs the same energy as a nuclear bomb,” Andrew Cheng of the Johns Hopkins Applied Physics Laboratory, told FoxNews.com at the time.

Chairman Lamar Smith (R-Texas), head of the committee, noted that most such asteroids have yet to be detected.

“Most troubling to me is the fact that of the up to 20,000 asteroids that could be labeled as ‘city destroyers,’ we have identified only 10 percent.  And we are unlikely to have the means to detect 90 percent until 2030,” he said in a statement.

Lu told Smith’s Congressional committee that his Silicon Valley non-profit plans to build, launch and operate the Sentinel Space Telescope by 2018, to find and track those threatening asteroids, and ultimately destroy them to save the Earth.

“We have the technology to deflect asteroids to prevent an impact on Earth, but this technology is useless until we find asteroids first,” Lu said.

Asteroids are not only small but often dark as charcoal and difficult for telescopes on land to detect. Infrared optics can do a better job than optical ones, he said, picking up on the warmth of the streaking bits of matter. But those observations can only be made from space.

The concept for the Sentinel scope was completed in September. This fall, the B612 Foundation aims to hit its next major milestone, called the Systems Definition Review.

With any luck, we won’t need to wait for Green Lantern to arrive.

Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/science/2013/04/15/planetary-defense-conference-to-meet-no-word-from-justice-league/?intcmp=features#ixzz2QbBIrp7P

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Evil and Cowardice

The bombs set for the Boston Marathon were the result of evil and cowardice.  Set to injure the most people at the spot where there would be the most photographers and cameras to capture their despicable acts for publicity.  I will not post any pictures.  I will also not post the names or cause whatever they may be when the perpetrator(s) is caught.  I refuse to be part of any aggrandizement of evil cowards.  If you believe in something, bravely speak out about it.  If you want publicity, try accomplishing something good, or go on some stupid reality show, or better yet, injure yourself on a YouTube video.  Taking innocent lives is the act of a coward and is pure evil.  Sociopaths who care nothing for their fellow people should receive no mercy.

My heart and prayers go out to all the poor souls who were killed or injured in this tragedy, and to their family and loved ones.  I also want to pray for all of those in Boston and around the world, that feel fear right now.  Events like this can add anxiety and fear to many to be seen at large public events, that something will happen to them.  In this world of instant world-wide media, we see every event immediately.  However, the world right now is the safest it has ever been.  The world has always had sociopaths and psychopaths and evil.  We just didn’t hear about them constantly.  Do not lead your life in fear.  If you do, you let evil win.

In World War 2, strategic bombing was used on London and other major cities, later on Germany and its major cities.  Despite the huge losses of life, millions of refugees, and cities destroyed, the effect was opposite the intended.  People of both countries had their morale go up, not down.  They lived underground, they shared, they worked all that much harder.  Oddly enough, the adversity imposed on them made them stronger, with a greater will to fight back.  Even wartime production increased in both nations after all the destruction.  Russia lost 30 million people in WW2, yet became more resolved to fight and increased production.  The Chinese fought on though they lost millions.  The Japanese would have fought on even after Hiroshima and Nagasaki if not for their Emperor stepping in.

Evil cowards never win.  They commit atrocities, but their actions only provide resolve to good and kind people to stand strong.  God bless and comfort those who are suffering today.

 

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Cute Dogs for Your Monday Blues

Our weekly helper post to get you through Monday.  What better to cheer you up than our furry little friends?  Enjoy!

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