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Cute Dogs for Your Monday Blues

Cute dog pictures to cheer up the start of your week.

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Dog Shaming Pictures for Your Monday Blues

Instead of cute dogs this Monday, we have a collection of the ever popular dog shaming pictures.

 

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Cute Dogs for Your Monday Blues

Cute dogs to cheer up the beginning of your work week…

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Cute Dogs for Your Monday Blues

Furry critter fun to start your week.

 

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Cute Dogs for Your Monday Blues!

Cute dogs to cheer you up.  Enjoy!

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Cute Dog Pictures for Your Monday

Cute dogs to improve your day back at work.

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Cute Dogs for your Monday Blues

Cute Dogs for your Monday Blues

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10 Funny Things We Try to Tell Our Dogs

10 Funny Things We Try to Tell Our Dogs

 The following article was written by Jordan Kasteler.

Most of us talk to our dogs all the time, but our meaning sometimes gets lost in translation. For all the guardians who have ever had that head-in-your-hands moment when you wish you spoke perfect “canine,” the following are 10 things that we wish we could make our dogs understand:

1. “This is a tub full of soapy water, not acid.”

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2. “You see the same postal carrier every day. He is bringing us letters, not letter bombs.”

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3. “Yes, your puppy-dog eyes are very sweet. No, you cannot have chocolate.”

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4. “The vacuum cleaner is my enemy, not yours.”

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5. “I love to cuddle with you, too, but could we possibly do it with your butt facing the other direction?”

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6. “I’m sorry, but cat poop just isn’t on the menu.”

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7. “Yes, I see the dog in the other car. Yes, I still see the dog in the other car.”

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8. “You have been inside the bathroom before. It’s not a black hole—I promise I will come back out.”

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9. “Thanks! I was just thinking that these new dress pants would look better with drool on them.”

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10. “I know going for walks is exciting. Just as exciting as it was yesterday … and the day before that … and the day before that.”

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Try as we might to get through to our dogs, chances are that there are still going to be times when communication fails. But dogs understand more than we give them credit for. They can usually pick up more than 200 spoken human words without any instruction whatsoever. Case in point: Are there certain words that you sometimes have to spell in front of your dog, like “treat”? Or “walk”? Or your dog’s name?

Dogs do their best to get through to us, too, using language, facial expressions, and gestures. But we aren’t always as good as they are at understanding.

Perhaps if human beings were more fluent in our best friends’ language, we would understand that they don’t want to be chainedcrated, yanked, choked or zapped by prong or shock collars, or left cooped up in the house all day without a potty break.

Better yet, if human beings were more fluent in all animals’ languages, maybe then we wouldn’t be so quick to use and abuse them for our own gain.

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Dog Shaming for Your Monday Blues

I have posted these before and they seem to be very popular, so here we go again.  Pictures of a dog shaming, where people have the culprit with a sign describing their crime.  Enjoy!

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Dogs Praying to God (very cute)

As a believer and a penultimate dog lover, I found this post very cute.  Hopefully, you will as well.  🙂

Reposted via StumbleUpon via GoPetplan.com.

Dear God; from the dog

Dear God: Is it on purpose our names are the same, only reversed?

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Dear God: Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one another?

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Dear God:
When we get to heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it still the same old story?

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Dear God:
Why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not ONE named for a Dog? How often do you see a cougar riding around? We do love a nice ride! Would it be so hard to rename the ‘Chrysler Eagle’ the ‘Chrysler Beagle’?

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Dear God:
If a Dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him, is he still a bad Dog?

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Dear God:
We Dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand signals, whistles, horns,
clickers, beepers, scent ID’s, electromagnetic energy fields, and frisbee flight paths.
What do humans understand?

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Dear God: More meatballs, less spaghetti, please.

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Dear God: Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize?

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Dear God:
Let me give you a list of just some of the things I must remember to be a good Dog:

1. I will not eat the cats’ food before they eat it or after they throw it up.

2. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc., just because I like the way they smell.

3. The Litter Box is not a cookie jar.

4. The sofa is not a ‘face towel’.

5. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.

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6. I will not play tug-of-war with Dad’s underwear when he’s on the toilet.

7. Sticking my nose into someone’s crotch is an unacceptable way of saying ‘hello’.

8. I don’t need to suddenly stand straight up when I’m under the coffee table

9. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering the house – not after.

10. I will not come in from outside and immediately drag my butt across the carpet.

11. I will not sit in the middle of the living room and lick my crotch.

12. The cat is not a ‘squeaky toy’ so when I play with him and he makes that noise,
it’s usually not a good thing.

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P.S. Dear God: When I get to Heaven may I have my testicles back?

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