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Tres Amigos and Fantasy Football

Not to have too many dog posts, but I did manage to get all three to look up at the same time.  The pic of the Tres Amigos, who we also call the Hounds of Bradleyvilles, are shown on the couch, which they have claimed as their own.  It is good we humans are around to buy them furnishings of their own.  We put the blankets down so when guests come over of the two legged variety they don’t get covered in hair from sitting down.

Fantasy Football – My team, the Arizona Monsoon clinched its 20th winning season last week and won this week against its arch nemesis the Las Vegas Aces despite having been a pregame 44 point underdog.  One more win and I can clinch a playoff spot.  I know, pretty nerdy, but it’s a passion of mine.  This season has been rough, I lost Peyton Manning for the year, one day after the draft…sigh.  His trainer should have given me a heads up.  I also lost Cutler to a shattered thumb and Darren McFadden to a bad foot.  I had some good ones though.  I managed to draft Cam Newton way deep in the draft and I picked up Ron Gronkowski (The Gronk, who just set the all-time TD record for a Tight End in one season) undrafted a week or two into the season.  Cobbling together a team from throwaways and undrafted walk-ons is not easy, but we are 9-5 and tied for our Division lead right now against my daughter’s sadly named Fairyland Frogs team.  We have just one more game in our 15 game season before the playoffs.  Wish me luck.  I am up against my good friend and nemesis Earl Bray, of the New Canaan Nor’Easters.  His team sucks this year because he decided to golf on draft day and let the computer auto-pick.  A poor decision on his part, but he has been playing spoiler in recent weeks.

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Doggone It!

When we had one dog – a female Papillon, life was simple.  Then that dog, Heidi, developed liver failure.  My wife decided she could not bear the loss of the dog that we loved so much, so she got a second dog – Barclay.  Barclay is a male Shitzu.  Then we started to have accidents in the house and we were not always sure which dog to scold.  Then my son’s girlfriend needed a place for her dog while they are off at college.  So now we also have a male Pekingnese named Peanut.  Each of the dogs weighs between eight and fifteen pounds, most of it fur.  Suddenly, we had constant accidents, messes, and barking.  They started to exhibit pack behavior for the first time and have become a pain in the you know what.  Now we are the proud owners of child gates like you use for toddlers and we have to keep them contained to one area at a time.  If they hear a door open, a car go by, or anything on TV that sounds like a bell, they bark like a bunch of fuzzy idiots.

Our oldest, Heidi, decides to walk the perimeter of the backyard and bark at each corner when we let her outside to do her business.  This was not a problem until my wife’s work schedule changed and she started to let them out at 5:30 am.  Both sides of our neighbors placed little notes on our door expressing their dislike for being woke up at 5:30 each morning.  So now, we have to go out with them to watch them go so they won’t bark.  Of course the males are young and want to run all the time, so sometimes they go out alone and we leave old spooky inside.

Dogs are a strange thing.  All they do is eat, sleep and poop.  In exchange we fall in love with the little critters and play with them, provide them a life of ease and rub their ears every day.  Studies show I will live up to six years longer and have lower stress and blood pressure as a result of my little companions.  But after they have been barking or messing up the place it is hard to see how that is really true.

Heidi, Barclay and Peanut.  The Terrors of the neighborhood peace.

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