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Free Tweet Fiction

Tweet fiction is a story written in less than 140 characters or less.  That is correct, not 140 words – CHARACTERS.  It is a mix between haiku like poetry and a story.  I have included below some of my tweet fiction, seven of which were published in various publications.  Here they are presented to you for free.  The title follows each in parenthesis.  The reason is, given the short length of the story, the title I believe gives away too much if given first.  Enjoy!

Tweet Flash Fiction

by Michael Bradley

 Soaring through the wild blue, air in my face.  The sun is warm, then terror, my chest a burst of pain, I plummet.  The ground rushes up, I hear, “Go get em’ boy, good dog.”

(The Hunt)

 *****

 The face in the mirror looked old.   Lines, gray wispy hair, tired milky pupils.  It was a reverse Dorian Grey.  Inside I still feel young, but my reflection bears the truth.

(Reflection)

 *****

 The swells crest, the boat surges, nothing left to vomit.  Twenty days, no fresh water now.  We few look at each other with hunger.  Will rescue arrive in time?

(Lifeboat)

*****

 Salty spray, crisp wet breeze, seagulls crying in triumph as they catch a fish.  Crunchy sand between my toes and my pretty bride splashing.  The good life.

(The Good Life)

*****

 Warm and secure, deep beats.  Bright light, pain, I scream.  Boring classes, finally done.  Never fast enough for the boss.  Cast aside and old.  A hand clasps mine as the last breath escapes.

(Lifecycle)

*****

 Morning!  Hooray!  Outside to the bathroom.   Ooh!  Back inside for my treat.  Lap some water.  Sleep.  Oh, they threw that toy, run, run, run.  Time for bed…sigh.

(My Dog)

*****

 A spot hmmm.  Strange place for a spot, still there.  “Doc, need something for my cold.  By the way, got a strange spot.”  Spot cut off.  Phone rings later, “Cancer.”

(Out Damned Spot)

*****

 Words on a page.  Do they suck?  Read them to family and friends – good comments, they don’t ask for more.  Read them to others – edits.  Words on a page.  Do they suck?

(Doubt)

 

 

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Brainwashing Yourself

As I see the political posts and commentary online and on Facebook, and see the reaction to the Presidential Debate, it made me think about why things are as they are.  At first, reactions did not make sense, until I took a step back.

When I was young there were only three channels – ABC, NBC and CBS.  That is if your antennae and bunny ears on your set could get all three.  There was no cable, dish, tivo, dvr, netflix, etc.  In fact, there were not even beta or dvd at the time.  You went to the movie theater or you could watch that movie three years later on the “world television premier.”  Back then, the major networks had News programs that were left wing biased.  On average, about 60-65% of them voted Democrat.  However, the whole country watched them, so to keep complaints down, they had more balanced news.  Their “commentators” were left, but their “news department” was only slightly left.  Most people heard the same news.  Radio was mostly AM and played music.  Talk radio was mostly Christian channels.  This led to a certain “shared basis” for debates.  People were passionate left and right, but not polarized on facts.

Today, we have the Internet, cable, on demand TV, so, so many choices.  We have talk radio, tons of stations.  ABC, NBC and CBS, especially MSNBC are only watched for the most part by the left.  A recent poll showed over 95% of the staff at their news departments support Democrat only candidates.  With the right wing audience going to talk radio, the Internet, or FoxNews, the left biased has grown until watching those channels is impossible for right wingers.  At the same time, FoxNews has dual programming.  It has news – with maybe a 55% right bias, but it has commentators like O’Reilly and Hannity, that are 100% right wing.  Most casual observers don’t distinguish between their news segments and their commentator segments.

Left Wing Propaganda

 

Right Wing Propaganda

Talk radio is mostly right wing.  There is National Public Radio (NPR) called by the right wing national pink radio due to its left wing bias.  However, most left wing politicos now get their news from far left Internet sites like Daily Kos, The Huffington Post, The Daily Beast or Moveon.org.  Right wing politicos go to FoxNews, the Heritage Fund, The Blaze, Michelle Malkin, Rush Limbaugh, etc.  The news coverage by these sites are night and day.  They describe two entirely different realities.

So, the Presidential debate.  Everyone agrees Obama faired poorly.  My liberal friends had two chants – 1) Romney lied; and 2) Obama was not to blame.  Although they said Romney lied and “acted” it did not seem that way to me, and they were short on specifics.  Obama was either too tired, the air was too thin in Denver, Jim Lehrer did bad, Kerry did not prep him well, and so on.  None said, Romney won and Obama blew it.  So, I wondered, why?

When I was CFO for the Department of Health Services, our Chief Psychiatrist told me, when someone says something, no matter how much you disbelieve it, start with the premise that they think they are telling the truth.  So, I put myself in a liberal’s life.  If all I do is go to left sites for my news, then Obama is the second coming and is the most polished and brilliant speaker ever, very inspirational and smart.  Romney is waging a war on women, wants to kill off old people by getting rid of Medicare, and wants to give banks and rich people tax cuts.

This explains it.  In that environment, Obama had to have some outside reason for debating poorly, it could not have been his fault.  Romney must be lying when he says he is not cutting rich taxes and not cutting Medicare.  Because liberals have heard he is over and over.

As a conservative, I hear all the time about Obama’s mistakes and I hear Romney’s actual positions.  I watch the debate and see a President who is not used to anyone questioning him or calling him a failure, so he does not know how to respond.  After four years of adoration and a loving mainstream media, to be challenged by Romney is shocking and beneath him to respond.  I don’t think Romney is lying, because Romney is saying the same positions I have heard for over a year.  Not the ones my liberal friends were told by their news sources, but the ones Romney has posted on his own website and has consistently stated.

This I believe is a dangerous side effect to so many choices for information.  We seek out those who only agree with us.  I do not watch Sean Hannity or Rush Limbaugh.  I agree with much of what they say, but they are propagandists for the right.  For the same reason, I encourage my left wing friends not to listen to Kos, Daily Beast, MSNBC or Moveon.org.  They are propagandists for the left.  We all need to listen to the candidates themselves, to their websites, and make our own decisions.  The polarization of information is making us into left and right wing robots unable to intelligently discuss items with each other.  We no longer have any common facts or information.  We each do a disservice to ourselves when we “brainwash ourselves” by listening to only one side.

I spent 20 years as a professional in politics.  Seven years as a senior staffer for Democrats, seven years as a senior staffer, including Chief of Staff for the Speaker of the House for Republicans.  Six years I spent as a lobbyist and campaign consultant for both parties.  I know both sides well and have written talking points and made charts and graphs for both.  I continue to look for information and try to make up my own mind, not let either side “spin me” as I have spun others for two decades.

Why am I right wing?  I am a Christian Evangelical Fundamentalist (Church of Christ), I served in the military, and I have an advanced degree in Economics.  I am inspired by the writing of Adam Smith, Thomas Jefferson, John Adams, The Federalist Papers, Paine’s Common Sense, and Ayn Rand’s Atlas Shrugged.  I discard Keynesian economic theory and instead believe in monetary policy of Milton Friedman and supply-side economics, though I disagree with Art Laffer quite a bit.  Growing up, the split between God believers in the Democrat and Republican parties was roughly 50/50.  Today, over 90% of believers are conservatives, over 90% of atheists are liberal.  Pro-military – again used to be split, now conservatives.  Pro-capitalist, anti-Keynsian economics – now almost 100% conservative.  I have been pushed over to be conservative by those three fundamental beliefs.

Still, I worked for Democrats as well as Republicans because I still believe in the individual politician, their viewpoints, beliefs and integrity over party.  Please join me in always listening and learning both sides.  Know why you believe what you do.  Don’t just soak up the propaganda from those you agree with.  Don’t demonize the opposition, say they are stupid, racists, or ignorant.  The country is split roughly down the middle.  I don’t for a minute believe half the people are stupid or racist.  I do believe that about 80-90% ONLY get their news and information from propagandists on one side or the other.  Don’t brainwash yourself.

 

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Free Short Story – The Hair

This is a short story from yours truly that has been published a few times in limited distribution publications.  Sharing it here for free.  Enjoy!

THE HAIR

by Michael Bradley

Edward looked in the mirror but saw no signs of change.  I must be going crazy.  He had been to the dermatologist again and they had referred him to the hospital.  Edward was a scientist with a prestigious job at the Smithsonian and could not believe he was headed to the hospital over a hair on his leg.  He had noticed it weeks ago, poking up like a solitary black spike an inch below his left knee.  Oddly, it filled his dreams.  He would wake up and turn on the lights only to see the solitary strand, defiant, seemingly looking back at him.  What was it trying to tell him?

More and more Edward had difficulty concentrating at work due to his preoccupation with the hair.  Even with his trousers covering it, he could not get the hair out of his mind.  It seemed to twitch both physically and mentally.  Of course, he had tried cutting it off.  But every time he did, it was back an hour later, the same length and the same determination to get his attention.

In desperation Edward went to a colleague with a doctorate in psychology.  The answer had been obvious and quick.  Get it seen by a Dermatologist and have them remove it.  His co-worker assured him that preoccupation with body irregularities was normal and even healthy.  It was nature’s way to get us to remove problems early.  Perhaps the hair was the result of some melanoma or squamous cell carcinoma.  Best just to get it taken off and be done with it.

That was a week ago.  The lab had just finished its tests and they were inconclusive.  The follicle and surrounding tissue were unidentifiable.  The testing cannot be sure all the affected tissue was removed, please consult your Dermatologist.  The Dermatologist was not pleased.  Never had they seen such a report.  Due to its content, Edward was advised to go the surgical center immediately, as they were not equipped to cut away large portions at the Dermatologist’s office.

Edward looked down at his bare leg.  The skin around the hair had not healed much from the slice taken off last week, but the hair stood un-phased by all the attention it had received.  What the Hell is going on?  Am I really checking myself into the emergency room over a single hair? 

Edward dressed and got into his Prius and drove down to the Emergency Room.  Every time he hit the break he felt the stiff hair pushing against his pant leg.  He tried not to think about it, but ended up almost running a red light because he did not want to hit the brake on yellow.  They have to be able to get this thing off of me or I’m going to go nuts! 

The admissions nurse groaned when he told her his condition and pointed him to the crowded waiting room.  He understood her disdain when there were people with real life saving needs coming in every fifteen minutes.  But, she had not shooed him off when she heard his Dermatologist had told him to come in.  Cancer could spread fast and she did not want the liability of sending him away.  Jobs were scarce right now.

It was almost nine hours later they called his name.  Luckily, they knew from talk behind the counter who he was and woke him with a few shakes.  “Edward Denton?  They are ready for you now.”  He got up groggily, immediately feeling the hair dancing in his left leg like some burrowing animal.  While it had twitched before, it went wild now.  Finally, I will get this damn thing off my leg.

At first the tired doctor at the end of a tough shift actually laughed out loud when he read Edward’s chart.  “A hair?”

Edward flushed in embarrassment, but he had waited too long for this and knew he had to deal with it.  “Yes, Doctor.  I know, it sounds stupid, but my Dermatologist insisted I come in right away.”  The doctor nodded and mumbled something under his breath about ’boutique doctors.’

The nurse had Edward disrobe and put on the open backed blue paper gown, making the whole ordeal even more humiliating.  When he was ready the doctor quickly examined the area, had it scrubbed with disinfectant and reached for the syringe.  “I must admit it is odd to have grown back with the surrounding epidermis removed.  There are certain species of blow fly that get under the skin and put a hair like strand out to breath.  Have you been overseas lately?”

“No, I work at the Smithsonian.  It’s been years since I had a vacation, and I spent that with my folks in New Hampshire.”  Edward barely felt the injection of the local anesthetic.

“Well, in any case, we’ll get rid of it whatever it is.”  The doctor picked up a scalpel.  “You probably want to lean back for this.  Most people don’t like to see their own blood.”

“If you don’t mind, I’d like to watch.  It’s all I’ve been able to think about for weeks and I want to know what the Hell it is.”  Edward looked determined so the doctor just nodded his head and started to cut.

“Nurse, come over and look at this.  You see there is no sebaceous gland, bulb or papilla.  It’s almost like a synthetic thread.”  The doctor and nurse were fascinated now, and other end of shifters came over to look as well.  “Have you had any accidents with sewing devices or industrial threading?”

“I’m sure I would have remembered something like that.  No, it is just a hair that always comes back.”  Edward was annoyed by all the extra eyes on his hair.  He felt the hair twitching back and forth madly.

“Do you see that?”  All the medical professionals moved in close to the doctor.

Edward seemed hopeful.  “You mean you can see it twitch too?  I was worried I was imaging it.”

“See it twitch?  Heck, it’s like some kind of ice skater doing spins and everything.”  The doctor took the scalpel away and asked for clamps.  “We’ll just pull this thing out and see how far in it goes.  You probably picked up some kind of foreign object and it is natural for a body to keep pushing it out, making it look like it is re-growing or moving.”

The doctor began to pull and the hair came out quickly, longer and longer.  Soon, several feet were hanging from the clamp and it showed no end to it.  He had the nurse and the others help him, and soon they were so dedicated to their efforts they lost track of what was happening.

Edward looked on with growing horror.  As each length of hair came out, there was no blood, but he saw his leg getting smaller.  It seemed that the leg tissue, bone and blood vessels were turning into even more hair.  Now his leg was crawling with the thick black strands and they writhed like snakes.  “Stop!  You’re taking out my leg!”

“Nurse, give him a sedative.  This thing goes deep, I think he is going into shock.”  The doctor turned back to the patient’s leg and froze.  The leg below the knee had completely changed to a coil of black fibers twisting and writhing where human tissue had been a just moment ago.  The audience of medical staff stood back with a collective gasp and watched as the fibrous mass continued to convert Edward’s body, reaching up past the left knee and moving to his hip area.

Edward screamed and could not stop.  Something inside him snapped.  Some dam holding back a secret knowledge burst.  “No!”  His scream became primal, curdling the blood of the onlookers, now all standing back from the table in horror.

Edward then realized he was not Edward at all.  He remembered he had been sent here long ago.  He had waited, alone in the chunk of stone on his long voyage, surviving on this new planet, sent here to conquer.  The host had been Edward Denton, the man who could not resist touching the meteorite sample which he had clung to for millennium.  He had taken over the host and assumed his identity, but it had gone wrong.  He had become his new host completely, forgetting his real nature.

Some part of him had remembered, had risen above the host to warn him, to remind him.  The hair.

He was the hair.

It was too late now, he had failed.  His only hope is that a piece of him would be preserved to find a new host.  Perhaps the slice from the Dermatologist now at the lab, or the pieces he had shaved off and put in the trash or the toilet.  Or even now, he could see with the last of his human host’s vision that the medical professionals looked on with disgust, fright, but with a hope of a Nobel prize in their minds.

If he got another chance, he would have to be careful.  He would not convert so much that he forgot who he was.  Next time, he would be more careful.

The doctor stood silent for a long time.  “Call the Center for Disease Control.  Get this area cordoned off and everyone in hazard suits.  This could be the discovery of a lifetime, let’s not make any mistakes with this.”

The former Edward Denton lie on the table, a black mass of seething strands.

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Cute Dog Pics Every Monday

Here are more cute dog pictures for your Monday morning:

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Fractal Art by Paul DeCelle

These are fractal Art Works created by Paul DeCelle posted from Berkeley, reposted from StumbleUpon:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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It Would be an Awesome Song!

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October 5, 2012 · 10:56 pm

Death By Transporter

In the latest issue of ConNotations, in my regular science column, discusses death by transporter.  A must read for you trekkers or science geeks who THINK you know how it works…  You can find it on Page 9 of the link below.  I also have a book review on page 18.  Enjoy!

http://content.yudu.com/Library/A1yz7u/ConNotationsOctoberN/resources/index.htm?referrerUrl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.casfs.org%2FConNotations%2FVol22Iss05.php

 

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More Crossovers (mash-up)

A crossover or mash-up is to take two or more well known genres or shows, concepts, etc. and put them together.  Sometimes comics, shows or movies have crossovers as well.  Some we can only imagine and enjoy or grown at.  Here are some of those:

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Awesome Guitars

These guitars are far from your typical wooden starter you get you kid at the music store.  Enjoy!

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