Monthly Archives: December 2012

The Hobbit Bar

reposted from thechive.com

New Zealand opens a real-life Hobbit bar (12 Photos)

DECEMBER 14, 2012

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Read more at http://thechive.com/2012/12/14/new-zealand-opens-a-real-life-hobbit-bar-12-photos/#Trs6je5Gw0qCp37u.99

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Christmas Present

With Christmas coming up, there is just one thing that would make my holiday shine!  That is if some of you who enjoy this blog site and the work I put into it could support my other work – writing novels.  All I ask is you consider spending 99 cents on my first novel – The Travelers’ Club and The Ghost Ship, then let me know what you think.  99 cents for ten hours of reading enjoyment.  It is available on Kindle and Smashwords.  Most people don’t know you can download the Kindle app for free to any I-pad, I-phone, droid, computer or laptop with the internet.  You do NOT need a Kindle device.  You can purchase items easily through your Amazon account.

Thanks for considering my Christmas list!  I promise not to bother you too much with requests for sales or ads on this site.  Here is a link:

Averaging 4.5 stars in reviews!

ghost ship final kindle

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Write Your Name In Elvish for The Hobbit Opening!

Write Your Name in Elvish in Ten Minutes

You want to write your name in Elvish, but every place you go seems to make it harder than it ought to be. Elvish writing looks beautiful and mysterious, but does it really have to be impossible to understand? Why doesn’t somebody just spell out the alphabet so you can simply substitute the letters and get straight to the result? That’s exactly what I’ve done here. Learn to write your name in Elvish in ten minutes. It’s not very hard.

Here’s the alphabet.

That’s it. (If you want details about where this all comes from, look at the bottom of this page.) You only need to know a few more things and you’re ready to go. The most important thing is that vowels go above (or below) the consonants. That’s what the gray arrows signify in the alphabet shown above. You can put the vowels above the letter they follow (Quenya style) or above the letter they precede (Sindarin style). Take your pick. I do the Quenya style. Look at this example.

1. Write the name: ROBERT.2. Shift the vowels up and to the left, so they are above the letters they follow.

3. Substitute the letters using the alphabet provided above. Notice there are two forms for the letter R. One is for the R sound as in RED. The other is for the R sound as in CAR. The name ROBERT starts with the R-as-in-RED sound and near its end it has the R-as-in-CAR sound.

4. Here’s the text notation. I find it useful to use a plain text representation of the characters when I’m explaining things via email. The underscores at the beginning and end show where the baseline is.

   O E
 _ R B R T _

5. All the examples on this page are use the Quenya style, but here’s the text notation for Sindarin (not shown in calligraphy) so you can see how the vowel positions shift to the right.

     O E
 _ R B R T _

Generally the vowels go above the consonants, but sometimes, in the case of Y and silent E, they go below. Here’s another example. This one includes a special symbol, a straight line underneath the consonant, that indicates a doubled consonant. Use this “doubling symbol” with any consonant.

1. Write the name: LYNNE.2. Shift the vowels down and to the left, so they are below the letters they follow.

3. Make letter combinations. Doubled consonants can be combined into one space.

4. Substitute the letters using the alphabet provided above. Use the bar underneath the N to signify it is doubled.

5. Here’s the text notation. Most of the action occurs below the baseline. I’m using square brackets to indicate letter combinations that result in a single letterform.

 _ L [NN] _
   Y  E

The straight line underneath is just one way to make one character do the work of two. There are a number of Elvish letters that stand for two letters of our alphabet. Think of this as a supplementary alphabet.

The line above a consonant means that a nasal N or M precedes the consonant in question. In the next example, we use the nasal modifier and we see what to do with vowels when there’s no consonant in the right place to put it above.

1. Write the name: ANDY.2. Shift the vowels. The Y goes down and to the left. Since the letter A has no consonant to slide above, it goes on a carrier, which is just a straight line that fills in for the job a consonant would normally do. Note that the carrier is just a graphical convention and has no bearing on pronunciation.

3. Make letter combinations using the supplementary letters: N + D = ND.

4. Substitute the letters. The vowel placeholder is a short straight line. The nasal N preceding D is denoted by a straight line above the D.

5. Here’s the text notation. I’m using the colon symbol : for the vowel carrier symbol.

   A
 _ : [ND] _
      Y

Here’s one last example with two different letter combinations.

1. Write the name: SHELDON.2. Shift the vowels.

3. Make letter combinations using the supplementary letters: S + H = SH. L + D = LD.

4. Substitute the letters.

5. Here’s the text notation.

     E    0
 _ [SH] [LD] N _

I am often asked how to handle double vowel situations. Remember to use the carrier as shown above in the ANDY example. Here are some examples that illustrate some of the situations that come up.

Name: ADRIAN
Text notation:

   A   I A
 _ : D R : N _
Name: EILEEN
Text notation:

   E I [EE]
 _ : :  L  N _

Comment: This is a dramatic example of doubled up vowels. The name starts with two vowels, leaving us no choice but to use two carriers in a row. We use a little artistic freedom with the double E at the end, since they fit nicely over the L. It would have been, however, perfectly reasonable to spell it like this.
Text notation:

   E I E E
 _ : : L : N _
Name: DIETRICH
Text notation:

   I E   I
 _ D : T R [CH] _
Name: AMELIE
Text notation:

   A E I
 _ : M L _
       E

Comment: Here again we’re using a little expressive freedom for compactness. The silent E at the end is placed under the L and assumed to follow the voiced I above the L. You can always spell it like this if you want to be absolutely clear.
Text notation:

   A E I E
 _ : M L : _

That’s all you need to get started. If you take a real interest in Elvish and want to learn more, there’s a lot of good information out there for you.

Please be aware that there are many ways to write English words in Elvish. This is just the one that I use. I have tried to keep it very simple here. There are dozens of sites that can lead you through the nitty-gritty details. The best one I have come across yet is Tolkien Script Publishing. You can learn about all details that I glossed over here.

Good luck!

Ned Gulley

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Arm Envy

In Steampunk, it’s all about the arms…  If you don’t believe me, check out the following gallery.  (click to enlarge pictures).  For those of you not familiar with “Steampunk” it is alternative historical fiction with a science fiction flair, set between 1800 and 1900, during the English Victorian period and the American Civil War and Wild West period.  HG Wells, Jules Verne, The Wild Wild West, 20,000 leagues under the sea, Sherlock Holmes, Cowboys and Aliens, Abraham Lincoln Vampire Slayer are all “steampunk.”  Enjoy!

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Still More Strange Book Covers

This is the third installment of strange book covers.  You can search for the others by going to my home page and typing “book covers” into the search button.  I try to confirm that each of these is a real book, but some photoshops might get through.  Enjoy!  (Click a picture to enlarge)

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Ancient Carvings of Advanced Technology

Into the ancient astronaut theorists?  I think most of them are hucksters making money off crazy theories.  However, I do believe that mankind has started small, grown to great cities and technologies, and then been wiped out many times, just like Hindus and the Bible teach.  Are these ancient astronauts?  Or, are they prior civilizations of man, or man-like creatures?  I think the latter.  In any case, there are too many weird ancient carvings to simply dismiss the possibilities out of hand.  Enjoy!

Ancient Aircraft 

Ceiling Beams – Temple of Seti I at Abydos

I took these images while visiting Egypt in December 2000.

Flying vehicles that resemble modern day aircraft

 


Helicopter

 


Submarine or USO?

 


Glider

 


Zeppelin – Hindenburg – 1940 – Airplane

 


 

The Saqqara Bird – Spaceship?

 


 

One of the artifacts called Gold Flyers found in Columbia

 


The search for clues to humanity’s creation is often linked to ancient astronauts who came here in flying vehicles throughout Earth’s history, leaving behind clues to their encounters with humans. Pictographs and megalithic monuments throughout the planet describe human interaction with ancient astronauts, allowing those in our timeline to piece together what happened in the past that shapes out destiny today. UFOs in History – Art

Mesopotamia — The Hakatha (Laws of the Babylonians) states:

    “The privilege of operating a flying machine is great. The knowledge of flight is among the most ancient of our inheritances. A gift from ‘those from upon high’. We received it from them as a means of saving many lives.”

Chaldea “The Sifrala” contains over one hundred pages of technical details on building a flying machine. It contains words which translate as graphite rod, copper coils, crystal indicator, vibrating spheres, stable angles, etc.

Alexander the Great purportedly gave a description of “dozens of silver disk-like objects” entering and leaving the Jaxartes River in 337 BC. Alexander, so the story goes, then became obsessed with the craft and spent many hours in a primitive diving bell searching for them. (Source: History Channel “Unidentified Submarine Objects”)

Some modern UFO enthusiasts have pointed to ancient aircraft as evidence for advanced technological civilizations in the distant past, or as support for the ancient astronaut theory.

King Pakal of Palenque

Did King Pakal fly off in a spaceship after he died? Ancient Astronaut Theory speaks of this depiction on Pakal’s sarcophagus lid as preparing for space flight. He sits on a chair, his foot on a pedal, his hands manipulating the controls, and his nose is a breathing apparatus. Pakal is seen as a Maize God falling into the open mouth of death, an image conflated with the glyph for a Black Hole. A World Tree emerges from his stomach indicating Earth’s renewal through Pakal’s death. Then again it could mean so many other things.


Vimanas – Ancient Aircraft of India

Vimana is a word with several meanings ranging from temple or palace to mythological flying machine described in Sanskrit epics. References to these flying machines are commonplace in ancient Indian texts, including descriptions of their use in warfare. As well as being able to fly within Earth’s atmosphere, vimanas were also said to be able to travel into space and under water.

UFOs and Extraterrestrials in Art History

 

Ancient Petroglyphs

 

Tomb of Jesus – Fish or Ancient Spaceship?

 

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Archaeologist claims evidence of Noah’s biblical flood

Archaeologist claims evidence of Noah’s biblical flood

Published December 12, 2012 FoxNews.com

First he found the Titanic — will he find the only ship more famous?

Robert Ballard, the underwater archaeologist famed for discovering the wreck of the Titanic in 1985, claims to have found evidence of the biblical flood that Noah fled, surfing the waters for 40 days and 40 nights, according to Genesis. He says the Black Sea was once merely a freshwater lake — until an enormous wall of water from the Mediterranean 200 times more powerful than Niagara Falls swept it and everything else away. Including Noah and his ark.

“We went in there to look for the flood,” Ballard told ABC News. “Not just a slow moving, advancing rise of sea level, but a really big flood that then stayed … the land that went under stayed under.”

‘The questions is, was there a mother of all floods?’

– Archaeologist Robert Ballard

The archaeologist’s team is studying the Black Sea off the coast of Turkey in search of a civilization lost since biblical times, ABC reported, following up on a controversial theory from two Columbia University scientists. They connect the end of an Ice Age, when frozen sheets covered North America and stretched to the North Pole.

When they melted, yielding the more familiar Earth’s surface of today, what happened to the water?

“The questions is, was there a mother of all floods,” Ballard asked.

Through carbon dating of shells found on an ancient shoreline 400 feet beneath the surface of the Black Sea, they have established a timeline for that catastrophic event that happened around 5,000 B.C., he estimated. Some experts believe this was around the time when Noah’s flood could have occurred, ABC said.

Some archaeologists have supported the story of Noah, citing similar details passed along in narratives from Mesopotamian times, notably “the Epic of Gigamesh.”

“The earlier Mesopotamian stories are very similar where the gods are sending a flood to wipe out humans,” said biblical archaeologist Eric Cline. “There’s one man they choose to survive. He builds a boat and brings on animals and lands on a mountain and lives happily ever after? I would argue that it’s the same story.”

Ballard says his team has found not just the shore and the shells, but pottery and even shipwrecks, evidence, he says, that the theory is correct. Nevertheless, the archaeologist doubts that Noah’s Ark itself will ever turn up.

“It’s foolish to think you will ever find a ship,” Ballard told ABC News, referring to the Ark. “But can you find people who were living? Can you find their villages that are underwater now? And the answer is yes.”

Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/science/2012/12/12/archaeologist-claims-evidence-noahs-biblical-flood/?intcmp=features#ixzz2EuVEjVmn

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Christmas Crossovers!

These are all crossovers or mash-ups related to Christmas.  Enjoy!

Click to enlarge.

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The First Gymnacyclidium for Ladies and Gentlemen

April 5th, 1869:
The First Gymnacyclidium for Ladies and Gentlemen
Ruby Jones

 The first Gymnacyclidium for ladies and gentlemen : opening exhibition and hop at the grand velocipede academy, or gymnacyclidium, containing over 8,000 square feet for Riding, with Gallery and Seats for about 1,500 people, by the Pearsall Brothers! Originators of Velocipede Schools in this Country.

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Lots of Cute Dogs for Your Monday Blues

If one dog is cute and makes you go Awww…  how about a bunch of dogs?  This Monday, on my each Monday cute dog pictures, the theme is multiple dogs…

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