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My Friend Hal Astell Has Two New Books Out

Hal Astell is an amazing friend and a person who knows more about movies and films than anyone else I know.  His peculiar field of study is the B-movie genre although his cinematic knowledge extends to the entire film industry.  You can find his site at:

http://www.apocalypselaterfilm.com/

These are the new books:

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Hal Astell and his lovely wife Dee Astell in Jerome, Arizona for the Film Festival

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    Here are some comments from Hal when I asked him to give me information on the books to post here:

    Actually, the easiest bet for links would be to go to Apocalypse Later at http://www.apocalypselaterfilm.com/. I have both covers up at the top of the page, with artist details and links and Amazon links.

    There’s a decent amount of information on the Amazon pages too. They run $14.99 and $12.99, though Amazon have them on sale. I have copies for sale through my site as well.

    Here’s some quick background on each though. Please let me know if you need anything more.

    Huh? An A-Z of Why Classic American Bad Movies Were Made grew out of a series of reviews I wrote for Cinema Head Cheese (http://cinemaheadcheese.blogspot.com/).

    Originally I was just reviewing films that people have called ‘the worst movie of all time’ and having fun slating them, but gradually I got more serious (while still having fun) and started to discover some amazing reasons behind these films.

    I think the one that started to reshape the project was The Creeping Terror, which was a con job. The director never even intended to make a movie, just start one and abscond halfway through with the money. The film was finished by the financial backers of the piece, many of whom were in it. Then I started to add up reasons and the A-Z format came to mind as a framework.

    In the book I cover 26 films, dating from between 1932-1980, explaining why someone thought it was a good idea to make them. Some are big budget Hollywood productions, like Strange Interlude, with Clark Gable and Norma Shearer, an adaptation of a play built around a terrible gimmick. Some are microbudget movies, like Manos: The Hands of Fate, which was made for a bet. Some were real discoveries, like They Saved Hitler’s Brain, which added new unrelated footage to an older movie in order to pad out a TV timeslot. These films run the gamut of genres, eras and budgets.

    Velvet Glove Cast in Iron: The Films of Tura Satana is a lot more straightforward. It covers every film and every TV episode that actress Tura Satana was in, while providing a background to why she was so important. In my opinion, every movie of the last half century with a strong female lead owes a lot to her and what she did as Varla in Russ Meyer’s Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!

    The covers are awesome, thanks to my wonderful artists. They were the most expensive part of production but they were worth every penny.

    The Tura cover is a deliberate take on the old men’s magazines, not porn but action mags. Usually there was a tough guy on the cover in a dominant pose, dominating everything around him. At his feet, there would be a scantily clad woman, an obvious damsel in distress. This is the same sort of thing but reversed: Tura is the dominant woman with a man in distress under her boot. She’s dressed in Varla’s outfit and the scene is reminiscent of the key scene early in Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill! where her rogue go go dancer fights an all-American boy after they race cars and leaves him dead in the dirt, before kidnapping his Gidget-esque girlfriend. While she’s an anti-hero, if any sort of hero at all, that scene is one of the most important feminist moment in films ever.

    The Huh? cover is a lot more simple. It’s just various characters from some of the films I cover in the book, all sharing a speech bubble that says, ‘Huh?’ as if they can’t understand how their movies were made either.

    By the way, I’m told that Amazon promotes books that reach fifty reviews. I’ll be going in and writing reviews for all the books I’ve bought from local authors (including yours) in the hope of getting to fifty. If you enjoy my books (or even if you don’t), it would be much appreciated if you would do the same.

    Take care,

    Hal Astell

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Movie Review – World War Z

Warning – Some Spoilers.  My movie review on World War Z for The WOD Magazine.

World War Z

Movie Review By Michael Bradley

I was looking forward to seeing World War Z after the trailers on television.  The thought of Brad Pitt bringing his resources to a film along with “fast zombies” looked interesting.  Unfortunately, the trailers are more exciting than the film.  In summary, you get to see lots of close ups of Brad Pitt wondering what to do next, amazingly convenient plot devices, and zombies that had me laughing at several points during the movie, along with others in the audience.

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It is not that Brad Pitt acts poorly in the film, but there is absolutely no character development.  He has a family he cares about that his friends use to blackmail him into helping them.  How is that for a story?  His character is some vague UN investigator, leaving you to wonder if he was para-military, medical, just good at mysteries, or what?  The movie never really explains what his expertise is in.

The beginning is the best, and even slightly scary, as zombies attack with lightning speed and people turn in just twelve seconds.  It gets you fired up for an action packed thriller that never happens.  Instead, Brad Pitt is so important, though we never find out why, that they break out all resources to rescue him.  After that, he whisks magically to Korea, Israel and Cardiff despite the world falling apart.  In each place he observes a few people un-attacked.  The story is so linear that you know at each point he will get a clue, move on, and solve the problem.

There are so many plot holes but one bares mention above the others.  Israel has managed to heed early warnings and protect its people behind a huge wall and track entrants through controlled ports of entry.  Do they bother to have even one guard or weapon on the walls?  Of course not, let’s not notice the zombies until they are jumping over.

After he and his friend along the way magically survive an aircraft crash and then magically find a WHO research center while both wounded, he gets a revelation why the zombies don’t attack certain people.  One that there is absolutely no reason for him to come up with based on the movie.  What follows includes zombies that squawk comically like chickens and one that clicks its teeth like Fire Marshal Bill from In Living Color.  At both points the audience was actually laughing out loud.

After that, Brad Pitt’s character magically communicates his vaccine around the world despite a dead satellite phone, UN personnel around the world put together the cure despite worldwide crisis, and Brad Pitt is picked up and taken across the Atlantic to be with his family.  It was the least scary zombie film ever and one of the most poorly written mystery/adventure films as well.  The movie’s earlier action scenes are entertaining, but overall the film is a disappointment.

 

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Writing Emotions and Facial Expressions

As a writer, it is important to “show not tell.”  Every author gets tired of that over simplified mantra uttered endlessly in coffee shops across the world.  Still, it is better to show than to tell.

For instance – Which of the following is better:

1)  He looked amused.

2) His eyebrows lifted and his lips curled up slightly at the ends.

The first is telling.  The narrator (if not written in first person) is telling you they “look amused” which may or may not bring a mental picture to you the reader.  In any case, it is an opinion of the character by the narrator.

The second tells you as a reader what you actually see.  It lets you determine why, if they are amused, interested, whatever.  It lets you as the reader discover what is going on without too much work.

I found a resource that helps with these small descriptions of emotion and facial features.  So odd the things you can find at random on the web.  By using the link below, you can match common facial features with the emotions they represent so you can show your reader instead of telling them.  Enjoy!

http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/3AMx7V/:84$b-kUF:bkDF@La_/fc00.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2012/106/5/e/emotions_and_facial_expression_by_cedarseed-ds1wwv.jpg/

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My Interview with Ruth Jacobs – In the Booth with Ruth

I am pleased to say that Ruth Jacobs of Hertfordshire, England, “In the Booth with Ruth” has posted her interview with me.  Below is the link and the text.  Please check out her blog at ruthjacobs.co.uk and also her store.  She has novels for sale and also petitions for various human rights causes.  Thanks Ruth!

http://ruthjacobs.co.uk/2013/06/16/michael-bradley-interview/

IN THE BOOTH WITH RUTH – MICHAEL BRADLEY

Michael Bradley

What’s your writing background? When did you begin writing and what inspired you? 

I was an abused child and escaped from reality by reading. I started reading encyclopedia at age four. I have read at least a book a week since I was twelve, and probably close to 5,000 at this point. I have always wanted to be a writer, but adults discouraged me and I went into various fields. Finally, at age forty-seven, I retired on my savings and started writing full time on April 1, 2011. 

How often do you write? And how do you manage to fit in writing among other commitments? 

I write every day and can pace up to a chapter per day. I write full time for the most part, but also do some consulting, public appearances, and teaching. I am a bit of a word processor. I have so many ideas and stories fully written in my head, that the actual act of writing feels like dictation from my own internal voice. 

In which genre do you most enjoy writing? 

I like writing the same genres I love to read. Fiction, historical fiction, steampunk, and fantasy. I write what I refer to as “pulp fiction” in that it is story and character rich, enjoyable, easy to read, and takes the reader away from the normal world. I do not try to write deep literary fiction with nuanced meanings you have to dwell on for days to understand. 

What draws you to write in that genre? 

I am a strong believer in writing what you enjoy reading. I feel you are a bit of a charlatan if you try to write something because it is popular or marketable. Ideas and writing come easily if you would want to read your own novels and stories if someone else had written them. I tell my readers honestly, that had I not written the stories, I would love to read them. 

Tell me about your current project(s)? 

I work on several things at once. For novels, my next is Blood Bank, a unique post-apocalyptic vampire novel, that is more about what it means to be human than about vampires. It is due out late summer 2013. After that, the third in the Travelers’ Club steampunk series will come out, The Travelers’ Club and The Lost City, late Fall 2013. I am working on next year’s Twistedanthology series, and on The Second Civil War, a political thriller set in 2024. Both I hope to release in early 2014. 

What are your writing plans for the future? 

My goal is to continue to release two or three books per year and a dozen short stories. My career goal is to have thousands of readers who enjoy my writing and look forward to the next story. Financially, I plan to break even, but I would trade profits for readers any day. I have stories bursting to get out and on to paper, and I just want others to read and enjoy them. 

Where can people find out more about you? 

My blog site at www.mbtimetraveler.com is a very eclectic selection of posts that interest me. Usually, I update the blog two or three times daily. Some are pictures, some are reposts of stories, some are original writing of mine. If you follow my blog, you will certainly gain insight into the unusual mix of interests floating around inside my head.

Twitter: @mbtimetraveler

My books can be found on Amazon: Twisted NightmaresThe Travelers’ Club and The Ghost ShipThe Travelers’ Club – Fire and Ash, and Twisted History. I also write movie reviews, book reviews, true science and other columns for multiple magazines, and I have had around forty short stories published in various publications.

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New Science Fiction Serial Story – Part One

I decided to a serial sci-fi story for The WOD Magazine.  I will post episodes here.  Let me know what you think.  Now… for the world premier… Episode One of The Drifter

 

The Drifter

A Sci-Fi Serial Story

By Michael Bradley

Part One

With a shocking blare of white light and an intake of breath Tony burst into reality.  Looking around, he was strapped down on a bed in a sanitized room, like a hospital.  A man in a lab coat turned and looked down at him.

“Awake now are you?”

“Where am I?  Why am I here?”  Tony sputtered.

“You took quite a shock; we are making sure you are well.  This is the PeaceCenter.  We are healing you.”  The man tapped away on his hand held device.

Tony moved his neck about taking in the scene.  “What shock?”

“Well when we pulled you from the pod you said you were time traveling.”  The man shook a bit with restrained laughter.

“Pod?”

The stranger squinted and flashed a pen light device in Tony’s eyes.  “Yes, the retrieval pod.  You were found wandering about talking nonsense.  I’m afraid your brain is not what it should be.  After some tests we can fix you up.”

“Fix me up? I don’t want you tampering with my brain.”  Tony struggled against his restraints, to no avail.

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“You don’t want to be at peace?  To take your place as a productive citizen of society?”  The man made a dismissive ‘tsk-tsk’ sound.

“I don’t want to be at peace like some robot, I want to be me.  What is wrong with you Doctor?”

“Doctor?  What an antiquated term.  I am a Peacekeeper.  We can’t have you railing against society, causing chaos and violence now can we?  Why would anyone choose violence, conflict and rebellion over peaceful coexistence?  Don’t worry, whoever you are, we will fix your brain patterns so you fit in nicely.”

The man left the room.  Alone, Tony struggled to get free.  His arms and legs were held firmly in place by some kind of plastic straps.  He looked around, frantic.

“I have to get out of this place!”  Tony yelled, sweating beading on his forehead.

“Don’t I know it Tony!”  Came an answering voice next to him.

Tony looked over from his seat in the cockpit at the pilot.  A well-dressed older man was holding the yoke and adjusting the thrusters.

Tony’s mind reeled and he felt sick.

“Where are we?”

“Down there is New York.  As soon as we get our vector from station we head up north to my place in Maine like we talked about Tony.”  The older man looked over at Tony.  His forehead furrowed, “What is it Tony?  You didn’t already take it did you?”

Tony had no idea what was going on.  He mumbled, “No, of course not.”  He looked out the side of the private jet cockpit down at the city.  New York gleamed of silver plastisteel and transparent glassrock.  “It looks so peaceful from up here.”

“It should Tony, not a crime, not even a punch thrown or an insult uttered since you developed The Protocol forty years ago.”  The man listened on his com.  “Clearance, we have a north vector.  Let’s go relax and get some home-cooked lobster.  World Headquarters can wait for a few days.  You’ve earned a rest, and even though I’m just a figurehead as Earth President, I could use a few days to be myself too.”

Tony tried to process it all.  Who am I?  Where am I?  When am I?

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“Mr. Perez?”

Anthony Perez, Tony to his friends, turned to his lab manager.  “Yes, Monica?”

“I’m sorry Boss, it’s just that you seemed to phase there for a minute.  The pill will do that.  I don’t know how long you will be with me.  You have to remember you have the bomb inside you.  You have to remember who and when you are and what you have to do.”

“Monica?  Bomb?”  Tony was trying to hold on, to stay in one place, one time.

“Boss, I warned you not to do this.  Stay with me Mr. Perez.  Stay with me just a few minutes.  Focus on your index finger like you told me to remind you.”

Tony started to look at his finger in curiosity.  Bright light flashed, he felt a tug at his mind.  Crap, where am I going now?

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Some Novel Writing Tips

Here are some tips I have learned in my own novel writing.  I hope they help you as well:

1)  Each Chapter should have a specific purpose.  If you have ten things going on in a chapter, the reader has no idea what is important and what is not.  Focus your narrative on important things.  Use more descriptors for items that matter, fewer for areas the narrative just passes through never to return.  Get one part of your character or story arc done in each chapter.  If you have a movie you have to fit into 90 minutes you cut the scenes that are nice but not necessary.  A novel fits into roughly 40 chapters at 2,500 words each.  If you weave 3 major story lines and/or characters, you have just 12 to 14 chapters for each one.  Introduce, development, twists, double backs, near finale, the final climax, the anti-climax, all have to get done in that time.  A novel seems long, but  you only have so many “scenes” to tell your story, don’t waste any.

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2) Start your chapter with a reminder, end it with a tease.  Many people read like I do – they finish a chapter and go to sleep.  The next time they pick up the book might be awhile.  Just like TV series will show you scenes of what happened the last episode, then end with teasers for the next week, you need to do that in your chapters.  Start the chapter with a sentence or two reminding them where you left it the chapter before.  Don’t make them read a few pages to remember.  At the end you don’t have to leave some obvious hook like the old TV serials where the hero appears to be blown up, only to see that he magically escaped.  However, give the reader some reason to want to pick up your book again.  Your story should have enough interesting questions and story arcs to keep the reader wanting to know what happens next.  A chapter that ends flat might mean even more time before they read the next one.

3)  Don’t include all that cool narrative unless it is necessary to the story.  This is the hardest for me because I do so much research on my novels.  So, you are writing about a World War 1 story and you have so many things you want to talk about with trench warfare, the home front, cool historical factoids you want to share…  The problem is, your book is not a historical reference, but a fiction.  The story is the characters, not the setting.  You should strip out any narrative that does not surround the characters and their slice of it.  You might want to break into elegant narrative about the past four hundred years of history of the spot your character sets his foot, but the character, and the reader, only care about it if it influences the story.   So much I want to tell about the setting, about history, about cool things, but it does not help the story.  It hurts to leave it all out, knowing I will never revisit that spot in that point of history in other stories.  Still, you have to leave it out.

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4)  There is nothing cooler than having readers know your characters.  Going to book clubs, signings and events where people have read my stories and comment on them is a rush.  It surprises me that these readers know my characters as well as I do.  They know what they would do under different circumstances, their weaknesses, their strengths, what they look like, their aspirations.  I always wonder what I evoke in a reader with my prose.  When they tell you exactly what you wanted to convey, it is awesome.  The magic of the written word is transmitting a fictional character from your mind to theirs in simple words.  To do this, your characters needs to be complicated and real.  Try to avoid having anyone in your story that you don’t have a full character build-up behind them.  Gather characters in your daily life from friends, enemies, barristas, store clerks, fellow elevator passengers, anyone you meet.

5)  Don’t describe anything with a common view and over-describe new concepts.  If you say, “they walk into a sports bar.”  Every reader has an image that comes up.  It does not matter if their sports bar is the one you have in mind, it only matters that they see a sports bar in their mind.  I no longer describe the lay-out, the tables, or virtually anything.  They already have a mental picture and further description is distracting.  However, I have an airship in The Travelers’ Club – Fire and Ash that features prominently in several chapters.  In test reading groups, no one knew what it looked like, how big it was, or the layout.  Despite the fact that I had described it.  They simply had no pre-set mental image for the insides of an imaginary private airship yacht.  I had to add an entire chapter with one of the characters taking another on a tour of their ship as it was being readied for flight.  It turned into a fun chapter for me and solved the problem.  So, as an author, ask yourself – Does the reader have a mental image of the item or setting?  If yes, don’t describe it.  If no, over describe it.

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6)  Focus on the core of your novel.  Is your character dealing with internal issues, like over-coming cowardice, finding love, a life of rejection, scars of abuse?  Are they dealing with action issues, like running from hitmen, the police, fighting in a war, putting out fires?  If the story is internal and emotional,  focus your writing on the internal dialogue and personal challenges.  Don’t dilute an emotional story with a lot of useless setting and spatial descriptions.  The action that the reader will care about is the emotional journey.  If you have a physical action story, build the narrative around that.  Is the character hurt, tired, hungry, thirsty, desperate for shelter?  Build on the action, don’t just describe it quickly.  Let the reader dwell on the excitement and the challenge of the physical environment.  I think we writers sometimes try to make all parts of our story detailed and lose track of what the reader is focused on.  Try to avoid red herrings to the reader that lead them away from the crux of the story and the main conflicts facing the characters.

Those are just a few of the things I have personally learned to include in my writing.  We are all different, so maybe they will help you and maybe they won’t.  At the very least, hopefully they will give you some additional ideas on how to approach writing your next story.

 

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First Death by Bunny Story is Up

I tried my own prompt.  The result is on a new Page called Flash Stories.  If you go HOME, and click on that page at the top, you can read it.  633 words.  Please send your stories as well and I will post them.  Please keep it to PG13, no gratuitous sex or overly explicit profanity.  I will post prompts from time to time if you like and I get participation.  Enjoy!

death by bunny

 

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Writer Prompt for Flash Fiction – Death by Bunnies!

If you want to do something fun, your writing prompt is “death by bunnies” and the picture below.  Not playboy bunnies guys, not the dread monster bunny of Monty Python’s Holy Grail – no, just bunnies.  Submit them to eiverness@cox.net and I will put together an unqualified panel to select ones to re-post here.  Let’s have some fun.  1,000 words or less, as a picture is worth 1,000 words, so it is said, so let it be… (Lets give you a week to send one or more in, so the due date is June 8, 2013. )

death by bunny

It started out as a simple feeding and descended into the dark recesses of unimagined horrors.

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Asthma is Not Funny

Ok, a brief rant…  I am so tired of movies and television shows portraying people with asthma as nerds that get nervous and use an inhaler.  When they decide to become more normal, they throw away their inhaler.  You have probably already brought up that vision from the inundation of images to that effect.  One such scene is in the film Hitch, where the lovable accountant Alfred uses his inhaler when he is scared to take action.  He throws it away and mounts the steps to kiss his girl in passion, no longer having asthma.

The truth is, asthma is a very serious condition which kills.  If a child appears ‘nerdy’ in school as a result, it is because they have to avoid activities that trigger an attack and might kill them.  Using an inhaler more than two puffs twice a day can cause heart attack or stroke.  Anyone constantly using an inhaler in a movie or television show is doing so improperly.  They need to go to their primary care physician or pulmonologist to get their asthma under control.  Movies teach asthma is a mental weakness, psycho-somatic and mis-portray the use of inhalers.  Over use of an inhaler, or throwing one away you need to have can be fatal.

Krissy Taylor, model and sister of model Niki Taylor, died at 17 years of age from asthma.  Not a nerd, not a hypochondriac, a real person with a real disease.

Krissy Taylor, model and sister of model Niki Taylor, died at 17 years of age from asthma. Not a nerd, not a hypochondriac, a real person with a real disease.

Please writers, stop!  If you want to add dimension to a character by giving them a medical condition, get it right.  It is as cliche and as wrong as the ugly girl who just needs to remove her glasses, get a make-over and now she is popular.  It’s poor writing at best, and harmful to asthma sufferers’ psyche and health at worst.

I have asthma and have to use an inhaler from time to time when I cannot breathe.  If you have ever tried to breathe, and every time you take in air you wheeze and don’t get enough oxygen, it is not funny at all.  Here is the real face of an asthma attack:

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KWOD Radio Interview at Phoenix ComicCon 2013

Patti Hulstrand, the host of KWOD radio is broadcasting live from Phoenix ComicCon 2013.  She will be interviewing many bright stars among movie actors, TV actors, and great authors.  Then…after she interviews those people, she has been gracious enough to add me to the list as well.  I have appeared on her radio show once before and she was a gracious and captivating host.  I will likely be discussing the new anthology, Twisted Nightmares, just out last week in print form.

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Michael Bradley, Author

Remember, you can stop by booth #1629 at Phoenix ComicCon 2013 to say hello and get your autographed copy, right off the presses.  Thanks to Patti Hulstrand and all of you who give me your time and support.  It is much appreciated.

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