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The Copier Shop – A Draft Original Short Story by Michael Bradley

This is a first draft of a short story, just 1,400 words, or about a four minute read time on average.  It is original fiction by yours truly.  It will most likely be included in my sixth or seventh a book, an anthology with a working title of “Twisted Futures.”  I hope you enjoy it.  Please feel free to comment if you love, hate, etc., the concept or the writing.

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The Copier Shop

 By Michael Bradley

“Ben!  Get your ass out here, there’s a line.”

Ben sat down the heavy barrels of goop that fed the copier machine.  Why can’t he ever do anything?  Mister all important Assistant Manager Jones can’t do shit without telling me to do it for him.  Ben sulked slowly from the supply room to the counter.  Only three people in line.  Wow.

Jones glared at him and hissed, “Just because you only have one arm doesn’t mean your two legs can’t move as fast as anyone else.”

Ben lowered his head and bit back his response.  What a total asshole.

“Can I help whoever is next?”  Ben waited while the customers looked at their number pull tags and a couple came up after figuring out they had the lowest number.

“Yes young man.  It’s my husband George here.  We were saving up to get copied together, but he isn’t feeling well at all today.  I think we better just get him done and then do me later.  To be on the safe side.  Besides, his job at the factory can be kind of demanding.  Nothing like a fresh duplicate they say.”

Ben stared at the elderly couple and sighed.  “Do you happen to have the data chip with you?”

The old woman searched through her purse and found an inch square chip, hastily removing lent and cat hair from it.  She handed it over to Ben.

“Great.”  He blew off the rest of the cat hair and examined it.  “This is over forty years old, might take a bit of work.  When do you need it done?”

The lady huffed and pointed to her elderly husband George.  “Just look at him young man, we need it now.  We’ll wait.”

“Fine.”  Ben opened the flip counter and motioned for George to join him.  They walked back to the duplicator.  “So, George is it, you want any changes?  Want me to use copy shop software and add some muscles, brains, different face or anything?”

George leaned heavily against the machine, holding his chest and wheezing.  “No, I’m fine with just a good clean copy.”

“A basic copy it is then.  That’ll be ten thousands credits, payable now.  We find it harder to collect afterwards and we have the cost of the materials and all.”

The old man inserted his hand into the charge-all and put his eye to the retina scanner.  After a few flashes there was a ding.  “There you go, can we get on with it now?”

“Sure, sure.  You want us to dispose of the old copy, or you want to keep it?”

The man looked at his liver-spotted arms and shriveled hands for a minute.  “Just get rid of the old copy.  I don’t know what I’d do with it anyway.”

“Ok then, step in.”

Assistant Manager Jones stepped over and whispered, “What the hell is the hold up Ben, we’ve got others still waiting, get going.”

Ben felt his anger rise, but didn’t want to get in trouble again.  He needed every credit to keep his apartment and his go-ped.  Angrily he stomped over to the control panel, jammed in the old disk and hit the start button.

Ben leaned on one foot and retied his other shoe.  The machine hummed and whined as it shredded the old copy and began to rebuild the new one.  This old machine usually took a good five minutes, where the new state-of-the-line bio-dimensional copy machines took less than a minute.  You-Copy stores were too cheap to buy the new stuff though.  People coming here just wanted the same old, nothing fancy.

The lights indicated it was about half-way through the construction process when the warning panel turned red.  “What the?”  Ben looked at it with a squint.  Out of goop?  Shit!  I got so mad at Jones I forgot to check the damn goop.

On cue, Jones appeared.  “Damnit Ben, what now?”

Ben felt his face turn heated and red.  “It ran out of goop.”

“What kind?”

Ben looked at the readout.  “It’s the blood goop.  The disk says A negative, but it ran out.  I better go get some quick.”

Jones grabbed Ben’s one arm as he started for the store room.  “Too late for that dumbass, you can’t let it sit that long.  Watch this.”

Ben tugged his arm free and watched his boss.  Jones flipped the goop trays to O positive.  “See, you just give him different blood.”

“Won’t that mess shit up Jones?”

“Nah, as long as it’s all the same.  We’ll just give him an updated disk and no one will be the wiser.  If the copy needs work, they look at the new disk and know O positive.”

Jones pressed the start button again and the machine went back to humming and whining.  Several minutes later the copy came out.

“George, you feel ok?”  Ben asked.

George looked around a bit bewildered at first.  Then his head seemed to clear.  “Yes, I don’t recall your name though.  Is my wife Gladys still waiting here?”

Ben looked at the copy.  George had a brand new duplicate body that looked roughly twenty years old.  Everything seemed to be fine.  “Sure, it’s only been a few minutes.  You’re all paid up Sir, just head this way and I’ll take you to her.”

George and Gladys left the store and Ben started to the counter but was headed off by Jones.  “How long have you worked here Ben?”

“You know I’ve been here for many years Jones.  As long as you.”

“Well one day you damn well better learn to check your goop before pressing the start button.  We were lucky that time.  You know corporate doesn’t like to pay for messed up copies.  It’s not just the refunds; it’s the upset customers too.”

“Yeah, fine.  Check the goop.  Got it.”  Ben headed back to the counter.  The rest of the day was busy and closing time came around quicker than he expected.

Ben went to the machine and started to clear the goop trays and sort them in storage.  Tissue, blood, bone, organ, muscles, connective goop, every type of goop needed all fit into a series of canisters that he had to clean every night.

Jones helped tonight, though Ben wasn’t happy about that as he expected more criticism for today’s mistake.

Ben looked over at the unusually quiet Jones.  “That guy, George.  It says he works as a manufacturing engineer.”

“Yeah, so?”  Jones was cleaning out the blood tubes with sanitizer.

“Well, when we make copies, the people walk out young, strong, all new.  But they always have the same jobs, the same memories and skills.  Why not upgrade to something more exciting?”

Jones considered that for awhile.  “I suppose that every job needs doing and if we all wanted to have exciting jobs; there would be no manufacturing engineers.”

Ben banged the pans into their storage, eliciting a frown from Jones.  “It’s just not fair is all.  When I get old and get copied, why the hell do I have to come back here and be a damn clerk at a copy store, working for a dumbass like you?”  Ben braced himself for a barrage of yelling, but nothing happened.

Jones looked at his missing arm, where only a stump rested under Ben’s shirt.

Ben saw the direction of his eyes.  “So it’s because I only have one arm?  Why can’t I get a new arm?  Copy shop software would fix that.  Just add in more goop.”

“It’s not that simple Ben, like I said; they need people to do crap jobs like this.”

“Then how did you get here Jones?  Why are you stuck as a lowly Assistant Manager at a You-Copy?  You’re not much better off than me.”

Jones sat down heavily.  A single tear ran down his cheek and his lips trembled.  “I’m sorry Ben.”

Ben felt a growing dread, hollowness deep in his chest.  “Sorry for what?”

“I’m here because I didn’t check the goop before I hit start.  I didn’t put enough in.”  Jones pointed at Ben’s missing arm.  “You were a baseball pitcher before.  It was an exciting job, and others wanted it.  When I forgot the goop, well, there wasn’t a clean image left and others were in line.”

“You bastard!  You dumb bastard!  That’s why I’m here, because you screwed up?”

“Yeah.”  Jones stood trembling.  “And I’m here because I was a doctor, and someone messed up my copy too.  That’s why people don’t ever get better jobs Ben.  We’re all mistakes made by people in a hurry.”

 

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What Happens If You Read HP Lovecraft as you Go To Sleep

I read before I sleep.  I read at least one book a week and have since I was twelve years old.  I estimate around 4,000 books so far.  My wife bought me a copy of HP Lovecraft’s Best of…  Over a dozen creepy stories.  I was kind of bothered at his blatant racism and condescension, which I had not remembered.  However, his writing is still quite good, and I have to make some allowances, but not all, for the time in which he wrote from 1899 to roughly his death in 1937 at age 47.  Coincidentally, in that twilight land before sleep but not quite wakefulness is where I think about story ideas.  For some reason, what to my wandering mind should appear, but a mash-up of HP Lovecraft and a traditional Christmas poem…

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The Nightmare Before Christmas

by Michael Bradley

Suppose a popular Christmas poem, written by Clement Clarke Moore (1779 – 1863) “Twas the night before Christmas,” also called “A Visit from St. Nicholas” in 1822, was based on earlier pagan folk tales?  We know such is the way of many things, with Christmas and various other holidays replacing pagan ceremonies.  The decoration of the evergreen tree, the yule log, and other customs coming from there.

Yes, I know St. Nicholas was an actual person who rode in a sleigh, lived in what is now Germany, and was a Bishop who handed poor children toys.  So, I don’t believe this to be the case, but what if it were…

The Way You Heard It

The Way It Was

Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that St Nicholas soon would be there.

The children were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of sugar-plums danced in their heads.
And mamma in her ‘kerchief, and I in my cap,
Had just settled our brains for a long winter’s nap.

When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I flew like a flash,
Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.

The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow
Gave the lustre of mid-day to objects below.
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a miniature sleigh, and eight tiny reindeer.

With a little old driver, so lively and quick,
I knew in a moment it must be St Nick.
More rapid than eagles his coursers they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name!

“Now Dasher! now, Dancer! now, Prancer and Vixen!
On, Comet! On, Cupid! on, Donner and Blitzen!
To the top of the porch! to the top of the wall!
Now dash away! Dash away! Dash away all!”

As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly,
When they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky.
So up to the house-top the coursers they flew,
With the sleigh full of Toys, and St Nicholas too.

And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof
The prancing and pawing of each little hoof.
As I drew in my head, and was turning around,
Down the chimney St Nicholas came with a bound.

He was dressed all in fur, from his head to his foot,
And his clothes were all tarnished with ashes and soot.
A bundle of Toys he had flung on his back,
And he looked like a peddler, just opening his pack.

His eyes-how they twinkled! his dimples how merry!
His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry!
His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,
And the beard of his chin was as white as the snow.

The stump of a pipe he held tight in his teeth,
And the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath.
He had a broad face and a little round belly,
That shook when he laughed, like a bowlful of jelly!

He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf,
And I laughed when I saw him, in spite of myself!
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,
Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread.

He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And filled all the stockings, then turned with a jerk.
And laying his finger aside of his nose,
And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose!

He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,
And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.
But I heard him exclaim, ‘ere he drove out of sight,
“Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-night!”

 

Twas the night before shortest day, when all through the house

Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.

The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,

In hopes Satanic would smell them and not come in there.

The children were huddled in fear in their beds,

With visions of torture and their own severed heads.

And mamma with her kitchen knife and I with my axe,

Had just settled our nerves for the longest night’s watch.

When out in the yon there arose such a clatter,

I sprang in fear from my bed to see what was the matter.

Away to the boarded window I flew with my axe, Tore open the shutters and threw back the latch.

The gibbous moon on the scabrous new snow

Revealed the horror of the creatures below.

 When what to my fearful eyes should appear,

But Satanic’s sled and eight nasty Peryton eating a deer.

With a spry ancient driver, so evil and quick, I knew right away – it’s Satanic!

More rapid than eagles his coursers they came,

And he whistled and whipped them and called them by name.

Now Gasher! now, Basher! Now Lancer

and Vixen!

On Vomit! On, Stupid! On, Conner and Blitzed One!

To the top of the porch, to the top of the wall!

Let’s slaughter them now!  Yes, slaughter them all!

Dry leaves crackle in death, then fall from the sky,

There was no obstacle past which they could not fly.

So up to the house-top the demons they flew,

With a sleigh full of dead, and bloated Satanic too.

And then with crashing, I heard upon the roof

The thrashing and stomping of each vicious hoof.

As I jumped back from my window turning my head around,

Down the chimney Satanic slid and came down.

We was dressed in fur stained red with blood from head to foot,

His clothes covered with brimstone, ashes and soot.

A bundle of bones he had flung on his back,  he looked like a butcher just opening his shack.

His eyes how they burned, his dimples so scary!

His cheeks were like coals, his nose like a ferret.

His lipless mouth was drawn up like a nightmare,

His teeth carved sharp and his beard like a goat’s in a snare.

 The stump of a chewed hand he held tight in his teeth,

And smoke encircled his horned head like a devilish wreath.

His face was broad, he was bloated of belly It shook drops of blood when he laughed, like a bowl full of guts.

 He was chubby and plump, and eaten quite well,

And he laughed when I saw him, despite his stomach’s swell!

In a wink of his eye, he twisted my head.

I was left on the floor, unable to move, but not quite dead.

He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,

Filled all  the stocking with kids, cutting throats with a jerk.

And laying his bloody finger to his nose,

And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose!

 He sprang to his sleigh, and gave his minions a shrill whistle,

And away they all went, back into the earth beside a thick thistle.

But I heard him his warn as he disappeared out of sight,

“I will be back next year, for another tasty bite.!”

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Free Short Story – The Hair

This is a short story from yours truly that has been published a few times in limited distribution publications.  Sharing it here for free.  Enjoy!

THE HAIR

by Michael Bradley

Edward looked in the mirror but saw no signs of change.  I must be going crazy.  He had been to the dermatologist again and they had referred him to the hospital.  Edward was a scientist with a prestigious job at the Smithsonian and could not believe he was headed to the hospital over a hair on his leg.  He had noticed it weeks ago, poking up like a solitary black spike an inch below his left knee.  Oddly, it filled his dreams.  He would wake up and turn on the lights only to see the solitary strand, defiant, seemingly looking back at him.  What was it trying to tell him?

More and more Edward had difficulty concentrating at work due to his preoccupation with the hair.  Even with his trousers covering it, he could not get the hair out of his mind.  It seemed to twitch both physically and mentally.  Of course, he had tried cutting it off.  But every time he did, it was back an hour later, the same length and the same determination to get his attention.

In desperation Edward went to a colleague with a doctorate in psychology.  The answer had been obvious and quick.  Get it seen by a Dermatologist and have them remove it.  His co-worker assured him that preoccupation with body irregularities was normal and even healthy.  It was nature’s way to get us to remove problems early.  Perhaps the hair was the result of some melanoma or squamous cell carcinoma.  Best just to get it taken off and be done with it.

That was a week ago.  The lab had just finished its tests and they were inconclusive.  The follicle and surrounding tissue were unidentifiable.  The testing cannot be sure all the affected tissue was removed, please consult your Dermatologist.  The Dermatologist was not pleased.  Never had they seen such a report.  Due to its content, Edward was advised to go the surgical center immediately, as they were not equipped to cut away large portions at the Dermatologist’s office.

Edward looked down at his bare leg.  The skin around the hair had not healed much from the slice taken off last week, but the hair stood un-phased by all the attention it had received.  What the Hell is going on?  Am I really checking myself into the emergency room over a single hair? 

Edward dressed and got into his Prius and drove down to the Emergency Room.  Every time he hit the break he felt the stiff hair pushing against his pant leg.  He tried not to think about it, but ended up almost running a red light because he did not want to hit the brake on yellow.  They have to be able to get this thing off of me or I’m going to go nuts! 

The admissions nurse groaned when he told her his condition and pointed him to the crowded waiting room.  He understood her disdain when there were people with real life saving needs coming in every fifteen minutes.  But, she had not shooed him off when she heard his Dermatologist had told him to come in.  Cancer could spread fast and she did not want the liability of sending him away.  Jobs were scarce right now.

It was almost nine hours later they called his name.  Luckily, they knew from talk behind the counter who he was and woke him with a few shakes.  “Edward Denton?  They are ready for you now.”  He got up groggily, immediately feeling the hair dancing in his left leg like some burrowing animal.  While it had twitched before, it went wild now.  Finally, I will get this damn thing off my leg.

At first the tired doctor at the end of a tough shift actually laughed out loud when he read Edward’s chart.  “A hair?”

Edward flushed in embarrassment, but he had waited too long for this and knew he had to deal with it.  “Yes, Doctor.  I know, it sounds stupid, but my Dermatologist insisted I come in right away.”  The doctor nodded and mumbled something under his breath about ’boutique doctors.’

The nurse had Edward disrobe and put on the open backed blue paper gown, making the whole ordeal even more humiliating.  When he was ready the doctor quickly examined the area, had it scrubbed with disinfectant and reached for the syringe.  “I must admit it is odd to have grown back with the surrounding epidermis removed.  There are certain species of blow fly that get under the skin and put a hair like strand out to breath.  Have you been overseas lately?”

“No, I work at the Smithsonian.  It’s been years since I had a vacation, and I spent that with my folks in New Hampshire.”  Edward barely felt the injection of the local anesthetic.

“Well, in any case, we’ll get rid of it whatever it is.”  The doctor picked up a scalpel.  “You probably want to lean back for this.  Most people don’t like to see their own blood.”

“If you don’t mind, I’d like to watch.  It’s all I’ve been able to think about for weeks and I want to know what the Hell it is.”  Edward looked determined so the doctor just nodded his head and started to cut.

“Nurse, come over and look at this.  You see there is no sebaceous gland, bulb or papilla.  It’s almost like a synthetic thread.”  The doctor and nurse were fascinated now, and other end of shifters came over to look as well.  “Have you had any accidents with sewing devices or industrial threading?”

“I’m sure I would have remembered something like that.  No, it is just a hair that always comes back.”  Edward was annoyed by all the extra eyes on his hair.  He felt the hair twitching back and forth madly.

“Do you see that?”  All the medical professionals moved in close to the doctor.

Edward seemed hopeful.  “You mean you can see it twitch too?  I was worried I was imaging it.”

“See it twitch?  Heck, it’s like some kind of ice skater doing spins and everything.”  The doctor took the scalpel away and asked for clamps.  “We’ll just pull this thing out and see how far in it goes.  You probably picked up some kind of foreign object and it is natural for a body to keep pushing it out, making it look like it is re-growing or moving.”

The doctor began to pull and the hair came out quickly, longer and longer.  Soon, several feet were hanging from the clamp and it showed no end to it.  He had the nurse and the others help him, and soon they were so dedicated to their efforts they lost track of what was happening.

Edward looked on with growing horror.  As each length of hair came out, there was no blood, but he saw his leg getting smaller.  It seemed that the leg tissue, bone and blood vessels were turning into even more hair.  Now his leg was crawling with the thick black strands and they writhed like snakes.  “Stop!  You’re taking out my leg!”

“Nurse, give him a sedative.  This thing goes deep, I think he is going into shock.”  The doctor turned back to the patient’s leg and froze.  The leg below the knee had completely changed to a coil of black fibers twisting and writhing where human tissue had been a just moment ago.  The audience of medical staff stood back with a collective gasp and watched as the fibrous mass continued to convert Edward’s body, reaching up past the left knee and moving to his hip area.

Edward screamed and could not stop.  Something inside him snapped.  Some dam holding back a secret knowledge burst.  “No!”  His scream became primal, curdling the blood of the onlookers, now all standing back from the table in horror.

Edward then realized he was not Edward at all.  He remembered he had been sent here long ago.  He had waited, alone in the chunk of stone on his long voyage, surviving on this new planet, sent here to conquer.  The host had been Edward Denton, the man who could not resist touching the meteorite sample which he had clung to for millennium.  He had taken over the host and assumed his identity, but it had gone wrong.  He had become his new host completely, forgetting his real nature.

Some part of him had remembered, had risen above the host to warn him, to remind him.  The hair.

He was the hair.

It was too late now, he had failed.  His only hope is that a piece of him would be preserved to find a new host.  Perhaps the slice from the Dermatologist now at the lab, or the pieces he had shaved off and put in the trash or the toilet.  Or even now, he could see with the last of his human host’s vision that the medical professionals looked on with disgust, fright, but with a hope of a Nobel prize in their minds.

If he got another chance, he would have to be careful.  He would not convert so much that he forgot who he was.  Next time, he would be more careful.

The doctor stood silent for a long time.  “Call the Center for Disease Control.  Get this area cordoned off and everyone in hazard suits.  This could be the discovery of a lifetime, let’s not make any mistakes with this.”

The former Edward Denton lie on the table, a black mass of seething strands.

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