Some humor to perk up your Thursday.
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- Not weaned from the bottle yet.
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- Goatdalf the Grey
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- Loneliness, should sometimes be kept to yourself
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- Read the caption
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- Sometimes spaces are important
Tag Archives: jokes
Random Humor
Filed under Humor and Observations
More Random Humor
Random humor for your enjoyment! (for earlier posts, type “random humor” or “humor” into the Search box on my home page)
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- Bigger on the Inside
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- Kid in background kind of ruins it
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- Thor uses a Hammer…sigh
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- NSA Phone tapping…
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- Good point.
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- Ultimate concentration test
Filed under Humor and Observations
Thermal Physics Humor
REPLYING TO AN INVITATION TO A SCIENTIST’S BALL
- Pierre and Marie Curie were radiating enthusiasm.
- Einstein thought it would be relatively easy to attend.
- Volta was electrified and Archimedes, buoyant at the thought.
- Ampere was worried he wasn’t up to current research.
- Ohm resisted the idea at first.
- Boyle said he was under too much pressure.
- Edison thought it would be an illuminating experience.
- Watt reckoned it would be a good way to let off steam.
- Stephenson thought the whole idea was loco.
- Wilbur Wright accepted, provided he and Orville could get a flight.
- Dr Jekyll declined — he hadn’t been feeling himself lately.
- Morse’s reply: “I’ll be there on the dot. Can’t stop now must dash.”
- Heisenberg was uncertain if he could make it.
- Hertz said in the future he planned to attend with greater frequency.
- Henry begged off due to a low capacity for alcohol.
- Audobon said he’d have to wing it.
- Hawking said he’d try to string enough time together to make a space in his schedule.
- Darwin said he’d have to see what evolved.
- Schrodinger had to take his cat to the vet, or did he?
- Mendel said he’d put some things together and see what came out.
- Descartes said he’d think about it.
- Newton was moved to attend.
- Pavlov was drooling at the thought.
- Gauss was asked to attend because of his magnetic personality.
- JP Clark & Siegfried the Deerslayer Wanna-Be
School of Physics, University of Sydney
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Random Humor
After a few serious posts, are some random humor pictures. They are hit and miss, so hopefully one or more makes you laugh.
I only eat animals that only eat vegetables.
Never really noticed that.
Got to get one.
They all have over three cats.
Some books you should read on Kindle
Still a better love story…
Government – here to help you.
Wearing a Celtics shirt makes it worse somehow
‘Merica
Last season of Baywatch, the writers did not even try.
Funny to gamers. Other might not get this.
Don’t know who she is, but I think a drone strike is on its way.
Seal has moved on from Heidi Klum
The Russian judge is especially unfair.
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Some PUN -ishment! Bad jokes to get you through Hump Day!
Surprisingly, these are not my jokes. They are so much like my jokes, some will find that hard to believe. However, in the ongoing debate of nature versus nurture, these are actually puns that my son just sent me. He knows my warped sense of humor and given my anxiety over my upcoming surgery, sent this to cheer me and the rest of our family up. The apple does not fall far from the tree so to speak. So, enjoy the moans and groans that only puns can provide properly:
I changed my iPod’s name to Titanic. It’s syncing now.
When chemists die, they barium.
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
I know a guy who’s addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I’d never met herbivore.
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can’t put it down.
I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.
PMS jokes aren’t funny; period.
Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.
We’re going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there’s no pop quiz.
I didn’t like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn’t control her pupils?
When you get a bladder infection urine trouble.
Broken pencils are pointless.
I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.
I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.
All the toilets in New York’s police stations have been stolen. The police have nothing to go on.
I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes.
Velcro? what a rip off!
A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.
Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!
The earthquake in Washington obviously was the government’s fault.
Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.
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