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Why Can’t Storm Troopers Ever Hit Anything?

Why Can’t Storm Troopers Ever Hit Anything? The Answer Might Just Blow Your Mind…

17th February 2014

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MIT, Harvard scientists accidentally create real-life lightsaber

MIT, Harvard scientists accidentally create real-life lightsaber

Published September 29, 2013

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  • Star Wars Light Saber Fight

    Luke Skywalker engages in a perilous lightsaber duel with Darth Vader in ‘Star Wars: Episode V The Empire Strikes Back.’ (LUCAS FILMS/ZUMA PRESS)

The force is clearly with them.

In a reported first, researchers at Harvard and the Massachusetts Institute of Technology have developed a newfangled technology that theoretically could be used to construct an actual lightsaber.

Until now, photons, or the mass-less particles that constitute light, were thought to not interact, but rather simply pass through each other, just two beams of luminescence during a laser-light show.

“The physics of what’s happening in these molecules is similar to what we see in the movies.”

– Mikhail Lukin, Harvard physics professor 

But according to the Harvard Gazette, scientists at the Harvard-MIT Center for Ultracold Atoms have improbably coaxed photons into hardened molecules you could, in fact, whack against each other in, say, a Bespin-based duel-to-the-death resulting in one person, sadly, losing a hand.

As a lightsaber-wielding Darth Vader once notably noted, “Don’t make me destroy you . . .”

“It’s not an inapt analogy to compare this to lightsabers,” Harvard professor of physics Mikhail Lukin told the Gazette.

“When these photons interact with each other, they’re pushing against and deflecting each other. The physics of what’s happening in these molecules is similar to what we see in the movies.”

Added MIT Professor of Physics Vladan Vuletic in an interview with WBZ-TV, “It has long been a dream to have photons of light beams interact with one another. . .We use laser beams and shine them in from six sides and these laser beams actually cool the atoms.

“Maybe a characteristic of a lightsaber is that you have these two light beams and they don’t go through each other as you might expect; they just kind of bounce off each other.”

However, don’t expect the new technology to soon result in a real-life, proverbial “elegant weapon for a more civilized age,” as exiled Jedi Obi-Wan Kenobe once put it.

Instead, the science behind the recent breakthrough will likely lead researchers to realizing the till-now coveted concept of quantum computing.

“What it will be useful for we don’t know yet,” Lukin reportedly said. “But it’s a new state of matter, so we are hopeful that new applications may emerge as we continue to investigate these photonic molecules’ properties.”

Now, if science would only allow the would-be smugglers out there to get their hands on a trusty blaster.

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Star Wars Universal Holiday – May the Fourth (be with you)!

If you see a lot of Star Wars references today on social media and don’t know why – it is May the Fourth, Be With You Day.  The annual celebration of all things Star Wars.  As a result, I will make a few Star Wars posts today in homage to the very cool books and movies, of which sadly, I believe my personal collection includes every book, every movie, and an alarming number of miniatures and toys, still in their original boxes.

Having grown up poor, Star Wars was only the second movie I had ever seen at a theater.  My first was The Sting with Robert Redford and Paul Newman.  You have to understand that prior to Star Wars, you either had spaceships hanging from strings, or people in monster suits in sci-fi films.  When I sat there with my friend Mark Tunnell watching the movie, we saw the star battle in space with lasers, the shiny robots, Darth Vader boarding the ship…   We just looked at each other with open eyes, faces full of awe, and both thought – Oh my!  This is something totally awesome!

Here is the first Star Wars Post, a Skywalker family tree, and the women in Annakin and Luke’s life:

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L-R. Padme Amidala, Annakin's wife, Luke's mom;  Princess Leia Organa, Annakin's Daughter, Luke's Sister; Mara Jade, Annakin's former employee, future daughter-in-law, Luke's wife, mother of Annakin, future grandson of first Annakin.

L-R. Padme Amidala, Annakin’s wife, Luke’s mom; Princess Leia Organa, Annakin’s Daughter, Luke’s Sister; Mara Jade, Annakin’s former employee, future daughter-in-law, Luke’s wife, mother of Annakin, future grandson of first Annakin.

 

 

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