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Evil Bases

So, you are going to conquer the world or at least do something nefarious.  You want a secret evil base…  What do you look for?  Security?  Fear factor?  Space and housing for minions and projects?  Missile silos?  I think remoteness, difficulty of stealthy access and yes – beauty are all factors.  Who wants an evil base with no ambience?  After all, would you prefer to plot the domination of the universe in a cold grey room, or with a cocktail while getting a massage watching the sunset over a beautiful ocean?  I have posted similar selections before.  For more, type “evil bases” into the search block on my home page.

You decide.  Which of the following evil bases strikes your fancy?  (Click to enlarge pictures)

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Vampire Warnings in Serbia

Will Depressed Girls Flock to Serbia for Sparkly Vampire Romance?

Sava Savanovic, Vampire, May Be On The Loose In Serbia, Council Says In Public Health Warning
The Huffington Post | By Cavan Sieczkowski
Posted: 11/29/2012 11:17 am EST Updated: 12/01/2012 4:11 pm EST

 

 

Is the vampire Sava Savanovic on the loose? Serbian villagers reportedly think so.
The lore of vampires may make for a tantalizing tale, but for locals in a tiny Serbian village, the threat of a vampire on the loose is all too real.

Villagers in Zarozje, Serbia, are afraid the legendary vampire Sava Savanovic is on the loose, according to ABC News. Savanovic’s home, a former water mill near a small river, recently collapsed, and villagers believe he is roaming the mountainside looking for a new home.

Visit ABC News to read the full account of vampire Sava Savanovic.

Sava Savanovic, one of the most famous Serbian vampires, reportedly lived in an old wooden mill on the Rogačica river and sucked the blood of millers. The legend of the blood-sucker brought many tourists to the “vampire mill” throughout the years, according to Serbian news outlet, Politika Online. However, the mill succumbed to rot.

“People are very worried,” Miodrag Vujetic, local municipal assembly member, told ABC News. “Everybody knows the legend of this vampire and the thought that he is now homeless and looking for somewhere else and possibly other victims is terrifying people. We are all frightened.”

Sales of garlic are reportedly booming in the Serbian region after the local council issued a public health warning about the vampire, according to the Romanian Times.

“I understand that people who live elsewhere in Serbia are laughing at our fears, but here most people have no doubt that vampires exist,” he told ABC News.

Whether or not the vampire Savanovic is on the loose, or real at all, is dubious. However, vampire folklore has been a distinct part of Serbian history for centuries.

In January of 1732, Dr. Johannes Flückinger, regiment medical officer dispatched by the Honorable Supreme Command, was sent to Serbia to exhume the bodies of 13 alleged vampires, according to Scientific American. “After the examination had taken place,” reads Flückinger’s official report, “the heads of the vampires were cut off by the local gypsies and then burned along with the bodies, and then the ashes were thrown into the river Morava.”

His strange report would become recognized as the most throughly documented and widely circulated vampire account in the world, according to Scientific American.

The story of Savanovic is alluded to in the 1973 film, “Leptirica.” This film is based off the short story “After Ninety Years” by Milovan Glisic, according to IMDb.

Vampire On The Loose Serbia Sava Savanovic

Is the vampire Sava Savanovic on the loose? Serbian villagers reportedly think so.

The lore of vampires may make for a tantalizing tale, but for locals in a tiny Serbian village, the threat of a vampire on the loose is all too real.

Villagers in Zarozje, Serbia, are afraid the legendary vampire Sava Savanovic is on the loose, according to ABC News. Savanovic’s home, a former water mill near a small river, recently collapsed, and villagers believe he is roaming the mountainside looking for a new home.

Visit ABC News to read the full account of vampire Sava Savanovic.

Sava Savanovic, one of the most famous Serbian vampires, reportedly lived in an old wooden mill on the Rogačica river and sucked the blood of millers. The legend of the blood-sucker brought many tourists to the “vampire mill” throughout the years, according to Serbian news outlet, Politika Online. However, the mill succumbed to rot.

“People are very worried,” Miodrag Vujetic, local municipal assembly member, told ABC News. “Everybody knows the legend of this vampire and the thought that he is now homeless and looking for somewhere else and possibly other victims is terrifying people. We are all frightened.”

Sales of garlic are reportedly booming in the Serbian region after the local council issued a public health warning about the vampire, according to the Romanian Times.

“I understand that people who live elsewhere in Serbia are laughing at our fears, but here most people have no doubt that vampires exist,” he told ABC News.

Whether or not the vampire Savanovic is on the loose, or real at all, is dubious. However, vampire folklore has been a distinct part of Serbian history for centuries.

In January of 1732, Dr. Johannes Flückinger, regiment medical officer dispatched by the Honorable Supreme Command, was sent to Serbia to exhume the bodies of 13 alleged vampires, according to Scientific American. “After the examination had taken place,” reads Flückinger’s official report, “the heads of the vampires were cut off by the local gypsies and then burned along with the bodies, and then the ashes were thrown into the river Morava.”

His strange report would become recognized as the most throughly documented and widely circulated vampire account in the world, according to Scientific American.

The story of Savanovic is alluded to in the 1973 film, “Leptirica.” This film is based off the short story “After Ninety Years” by Milovan Glisic, according to IMDb.

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Photos Taken for “Blood Bank” Due Out in December!

I want to thank Cara Nicole and Alfred T-Virus Trujillo for shooting photos for my fourth book, due out this December, entitled “Blood Bank.” It is a post apocalyptic vampire run Earth that examines what it means to be human, and that monsters should be careful what they ask for. And no, there are no “sparkly” angst ridden vampires in it. After the photos are processed and approved, we will be sharing some teasers, leading up to the release date.

Cara played a vampire on the cover of Twisted History, my second publication, which includes stories from several local up and coming authors.  This time Cara will be playing a human, named Shawna, upon whose head the fate of humanity rests.  This is the first in a three part trilogy, but each book will also stand alone.

Here is Cara on Twisted History:

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Abraham Lincoln Vampire Slayer – Book Versus Movie

I will try not to have any spoilers here.  For a complete review of my thoughts on the book, you can find them under my comments on Goodreads.com.  The movie and the book are almost completely different stories, with the exception of Abraham Lincoln killing vampires.

Strengths of the Book – Tons of back story on Lincoln as a child, growing up, his struggles to make money, friends, girlfriend, business, law and politics.  In the movie, almost all of this historical background with Lincoln is gone.  The book also has written journal entries from Lincoln that leave you wondering if he really wrote them and they were incorporated ,or if they are made up.  The fight scenes are realistic.  Abraham Lincoln is a strong woodsmen, but not superhuman.

Weaknesses of the Book – The first part is never revisited.  Henry is not explained, either where he comes from, why he works through human surrogates, or anything.  It jumps around, skipping huge chunks of time.  In the book, the vampires are about four times stronger than a man, but otherwise pretty easy to kill.  The ending leaves the vampires running around, so Abraham Lincoln was really only partially successful.

Strengths of the Movie – Great production values, you get to see scenery from 1818 to 1865 which is very well done.  The movie has a great steampunk feel to it, where the book is simply historical vampire fiction.  The vampires are stronger and the fight scenes are much better as a result.  They can go invisible, etc.  I personally also think that the movie strikes a good balance between campy humor and taking it seriously.  People who read the book might like less drama over ten hours.  People seeing a movie want to see President Lincoln kicking vampire butt, which they accomplish well.  The top strength of all – they drop the weak beginning, and actually explain a plausible back story for Henry.

Weaknesses of the Movie – It takes out one of Lincoln’s two friends and replaces him with a slave.  It makes the other friend seem unreliable.  It adds a super villain vampire named Adam that is not existent in the book.  There are a few scenes where Lincoln is wounded, that show wounds from earlier in the movie.  The make up folks or editors got some in the wrong order.  It is mostly special effects and almost no character development.  In truth, you learn very little about Lincoln and the actor portraying him was better at looking like Lincoln than acting like him.  He feels like Captain America before the transformation.  They also make Abraham Lincoln and his new slave sidekick look supernatural in their abilities.  Including, chopping down a tree over a foot thick with one blow.  Training is one thing, super powers another.

Movie Comment – The character Henry, played by Dominic Cooper steals the whole show, relegating Lincoln’s wooden acted character to second fiddle.  Henry is so well played the other performances suffer from, in my opinion, poor casting or acting.

There, you have my own personal views.  I recommend you both read the book and see the movie.  After all, it’s Abraham Lincoln killing vampires, you got to see that right?

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