Monthly Archives: June 2013

Star Trek: Into Darkness Movie Review

One of my recent movie reviews for The WOD Magazine:

Star Trek: Into Darkness 

Movie Review By Michael Bradley 

Recently it was pointed out to me by a fellow columnist that I am a movie critic while they are a movie reviewer.  Having given some thought to the distinction I would have to agree.  In an era where the focus is on advertising and trailers, I believe movie studios should be held to a higher standard when spending tens or hundreds of millions to produce a roughly ninety minute entertainment.  That is why I am glad for once to be able to wholly endorse a film – Star Trek: Into Darkness. 

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Canon is important to me, even in a movie line which has been “reset” into an alternative timeline.  What made the original Star Trek TV series such a phenomenon was not big budgets or special effects.  It was the great characters, interaction and vision of humans with the same foibles and attributes as now, cast into the future.  The characters are well known – Captain Kirk, the brash, egotistical womanizer, whether with human or alien women, always ready to fire phasers but fiercely loyal to friends and stupidly brave.  Spock, the stoic, emotionless logical being struggling with his human half.  Bones, the wry, cynical doctor.  Uhura, the modern successful woman officer.  Scotty, Chekov, and Sulu along with all the other characters overly defined by national accents and quirky personalities. 

The new Star Trek movies capture those characters and that spirit of human interaction under futuristic alien conditions better than I had ever hoped possible as a long time fan.  The casting is simply perfection.  Chris Pine nails Captain Kirk as the lucky but arrogant leader that you cheer for even though you know they deserve to get in trouble.  Zachary Quinto was born to play Spock.  Zoe Saldana recreates Uhura with an appropriately strong modern take on the role.  Karl Urban plays Dr. McCoy so well I swear I see DeForest Kelley on the screen.  Simon Pegg brings the perfect humor to scenes without being campy or foolish.  No offense intended, but I actually prefer Pegg’s portrayal to Doohan’s original.  The interaction among them all brings pure pleasure to my fanboy senses. 

You might wonder why I am at paragraph four and have not mentioned the plot.  That is the beauty of a well written and directed Star Trek feature.  You don’t even care what the plot is, you just enjoy watching it happen.  The plot is great though as well.  For die-hard fans you will recall that Captain Christopher Pike was the original USS Enterprise Captain in the series pilot, and later was returned to the scene of that episode.  In this time line, things happen differently.  Pike is the father figure for Kirk who lost his father at the beginning of the last film.  The search for family, friends and belonging while growing into responsibility are foremost to the new Kirk.  This is the theme shared by other crew members as well as they chafe on each other while clinging together for friendship and belonging. 

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Benedict Cumberpatch of Sherlock fame plays the villain.  His updated portrayal of Khan loses all the 1970s campiness of the earlier version played so over-the-top by Ricardo Montalban.  The movie is modern, edgy and has great visual effects.  However, it is the personal drama that makes it so enjoyable.  

The film has geo-political overtones about what people are willing to do to get an edge on their potential enemies and where lines should be drawn, including a “drone strike-like assassination” versus “arrest and trial” decision for a terrorist.  It was good that unlike other recent fare that have come off as preachy or even as propaganda for particular partisan beliefs, this one leaves the questions more to the viewer without giving definitive answers.  Kirk makes calls which are illegal, but you are not always sure they are right or wrong. 

As a Star Trek fan, I grew weary of the long line of mediocre films that preceded the last two.  It is great to see that the new reboots were able to capture that original sense of wonder, fascinating characters, sense of family with all the squabbles, and a great plot with little unnecessary diversion.  The very end was not as I would have made it, with the final confrontation with an Admiral seemingly too willing to be fully evil.  That character sticks out all the more because all the others are so complex. 

Alice Eve joins the cast as Dr. Carol Marcus, a new romantic interest for Kirk.  In the original timeline Kirk and Marcus produce a child during a tryst unknown to Kirk.  The grown child meets Kirk and is then slain.  Who knows what will happen in this timeline?  The good news is that Alice Eve was able to be strong and feisty enough to hold her own in screen time with Chris Pine, though the relationship between Spock and Uhura is by far more interesting, as you will see when you enjoy this outstanding film.

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Cool Street Advertisements

ORIGINALITY IN MARKETING: THE TOP 20 “STREET” ADVERTISEMENTS

Sometimes invasive and annoying, urban marketing does has the potential to be innovative in how the city’s objects are used to convey a message.

BY FLOYD (TOPITO) ON JANUARY 27, 2011

There is something interesting about ads that creatively take advantage of urban space (notably from Julian Beever’s optical illusions). Clearly this domain sparks the imagination and gives way to endless innovations. This list is devoted to streets and restricts the art to the ground, further cultivating an appreciation for urban space.

1-Vijay Sales’s barbecues


2-A musical crossing

3-An orthodontist can straighten that out

4-The South African tourism office

5-The pedestrian crossing bar-code

6-NGO Aseema for children’s rights

7-Mr. Clean makes it whiter

8-McDonald fries tries to take over the world

9-Opitical illusions by Julian Beever

10-A new security system for manholes

11-A hot cup of coffee…


12- The promotion for the children’s books “The Kids Who Could Fly”

13-Fedex’s office supplies

14-Durex condoms: with “knobs” :-)

15-The new Canon: with a bigger “zoom”

16-Your cigarette butts go in the trash…

17-Made by a creative hairdresser

18-Water is life


19-Amnesty International

20-A memorial for victims of the road

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Cosplay Cleavage Tutorial

I know this is a bit strange for me to post.  However, I found it an enlightening and simple guide for women with normal proportions to play superheroes with abnormal proportions without the need  for any surgical alterations.  So, if you are a cosplayer, know one, or just find this interesting, this is a guide to improving your super hero cleavage for cosplay.

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Artwork by Noah Bradley

Anytime I see a fellow Bradley doing something cool I can’t resist the opportunity to highlight it here.  I don’t know Noah, but his art is pretty amazing.  Here is his site, and some samples: (click to enlarge and see full pictures)

http://www.noahbradley.com/

NOAH BRADLEY

Environment Concept Art, Illustration, and Visual Development | noahbradley@gmail.com

Chief of the Ways by Noah Bradley

Published in Spectrum 19, Exposé 10, Richmond Illustrator’s Club Juried Show | Buy a print | Buy a playmat

The Desperate Lamentations by Noah Bradley

Published in Spectrum 20 | Watch the 5 hour process video | Buy a print | Buy a playmat

The City of Shakar by Noah Bradley

Copyright 2012 Wizards of the Coast

Cover for Dungeon magazine

Copyright 2011 Wizards of the Coast | Buy a print | Sketches & process

 I’m a concept artist, illustrator, and visual development artist specializing in environment art. For a more detailed look at my experience, you candownload my résumé. I am available for freelance and contract positions. If you would like to work together, send me an email atnoahbradley@gmail.com

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Cosplayer Pictures

More cosplay pictures for your enjoyment.  For earlier posts, please type “cosplay” into the search block on my home page.

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A $3 Million RV

The $3 Million RV…

Marchi Mobile EleMMent Palazzo is a $3M rolling excess machine

By Jeff Glucker

Published June 12, 2013

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Your average Class-A motorhome is an expensive machine fitted with a standard array of luxurious features. Be it granite counter tops, stainless appliances, flat-screen TVs, or quadruple pop outs, upgrading a coach is an easy affair if you’ve got the bucks. What if you want more though… much more. Marchi Mobile has the recreational vehicle that you’ve been dreaming about. Or maybe it’s having nightmares about, depending on which part you’re viewing.

The Marchi Mobile EleMMent Palazzo is a rolling tribute to excess and wealth. It’s also packed with style, both good and bad. The exterior looks like a genetically mutated oversized Pontiac Aztek from the future, sent back in time to kill all who made the original vehicle.

Inside, however, it’s a completely different story if you’re a fan of modern design and style. There’s a great use of space, ultra luxurious furniture and appliance choices. A jet-like gangway unfolds to provide access to the interior, which can be massively expanded by the oversized pop-out slider. There’s even a pop-up rooftop bar for when you’re parked and want to become emperor of the local RV parking section.

A large diesel engine provides power for this exotic rolling rig, and it spits out emissions through a pair of exhaust outlets mounted under a rear diffuser. We don’t imagine that improves handling, but it looks pretty cool.

So what would it take to add this machine to your luxury stable? About $3 million. It’s certainly cheaper and more comfortable than a jet.

Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/leisure/2013/06/12/marchi-mobile-elemment-palazzo-is-3m-rolling-excess-machine/#ixzz2XAy3bDmF

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Cute Dogs For Your Monday Blues

More cute dogs to perk up your Monday!  Enjoy!

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50 Insane Facts about Australia

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June 23, 2013 · 9:41 pm

Ever Wonder What a 4-6-2 Train Is?

I have read a lot of historical books and they always refer to trains as 4-6-2, 0-4-2, 0-4-0…etc.  I always wondered what that meant.  Is it the size of the engine, some short designation of the manufacturer?  So, I researched it.  Below are excerpts from the best page on it I have found.  Don’t hate because it is on Wikipedia…it is much better than the other sources.  The complete link at the end.

Here we go…

The Whyte notation for classifying steam locomotives by wheel arrangement was devised by Frederick Methvan Whyte[2] and came into use in the early twentieth century, encouraged by an editorial inAmerican Engineer and Railroad Journal (December 1900). The notation counts the number of leading wheels, then the number of driving wheels, and finally the number of trailing wheels, groups of numbers being separated by dashes.[3] Other classification schemes, like UIC classification and the French, Turkish and Swiss systems for steam locomotives, count axles rather than wheels.

In the notation a locomotive with two leading axles (four wheels) in front, then three driving axles (six wheels) and then one trailing axle (two wheels) is classified as 4-6-2.

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whyte_notation

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Tower Bridge – 1893

c. 1893:

Completing Tower Bridge

completing the tower bridge 1893

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