From Tikld.com, pointed out to me by awesome fellow author, Sean Ellis.
Filed under Humor and Observations
Tagged as 20 Jokes That Only Intellectuals Will Understand, funny, humor, intellectual jokes, jokes, puns, smart humor
Thanks for some good laughs. Now, if you’ll excuse me, there’s a mathematician who should be on the receiving end of most of these, so I need to start memorizing….
I only got the Oct 31 and Dec 25 because I did assembly language programming back in the 80s, so I had to learn not only base 10, but base 2, base 8 and base 16. Brought me back thirty years to get that one.
Actually, I didn’t get 4, 6, and 12. However, 2 and 11 are hysterical and I know at least one programmer who won’t understand why 19 is funny. Very Sheldon Cooperesque.
One of my favorite jokes is simply “Two scientists walk into a bar. The third one ducks.”
Unfortunately, most of the people I know would give me a blank stare at all of these except maybe 1. Which means I need smarter friends. (sigh)
The third should have walked into the bar as well to confirm the earlier hypothesis…
PS: The words “assembly language programming” actually made me start to fall asleep a little. Kind of like when the mathematician tries to rip me away from a physics topic down some dull, grey tangent of advanced calculus. Zzzzzzzzzz.
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