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Stone coffin to be opened at Richard III grave site

Stone coffin to be opened at Richard III grave site

By Megan Gannon

Published July 24, 2013

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    A stained glass window at Cardiff Castle depicts King Richard III and Queen Anne Neville. (University of Leicester)

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    An intact stone coffin found in the ruins of Grey Friars, the monastery where Richard III was buried. (University of Leicester)

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    Feb. 4 2013: Remains found underneath a parking lot last September at the Grey Friars excavation in Leicester, which have been declared “beyond reasonable doubt” to be the long lost remains of England’s King Richard III, missing for 500 years. (AP Photo/ University of Leicester)

Archaeologists are set to lift the lid on a stone coffin discovered at the site of the English friary where Richard III’s remains were found.

Excavators suspect the tomb billed as the only intact stone coffin found in Leicester may contain the skeleton of a medieval knight or one of the high-status friars thought to have been buried at the church.

Richard III, the last king of the House of York, ruled England from 1483 to 1485, when was killed in battle during the War of Roses, an English civil war. He received a hasty burial at the Grey Friars monastery in Leicester as his defeater, Henry Tudor, ascended to the throne. Grey Friars was destroyed in the 16th century during the Protestant Reformation, and its ruins became somewhat lost to history. [Photos: The Discovery of Richard III]

‘This is the first time we have found a fully intact stone coffin during all our excavations.’

– Mathew Morris, of the University of Leicester Archaeological Services

A dig beneath a parking lot in Leicester last summer revealed the remains of Grey Friars and a battle-ravaged skeleton later confirmed to be that of Richard III. Excavators also found a handful of other graves, including this coffin, which the researchers think was put in the ground more than 100 years before Richard’s burial.

This month, the team from the University of Leicester started a fresh excavation at the site. Now in their final week of digging, the researchers plan to open the coffin in the days ahead.

They think it might contain the remains of the knight Sir William de Moton of Peckleton, who died between 1356 and 1362, or one of two heads of the Grey Friars order in England, Peter Swynsfeld or William of Nottingham.

“Stone coffins are unusual in Leicester and this is the first time we have found a fully intact stone coffin during all our excavations of medieval sites in the city,” site director Mathew Morris, of the University of Leicester Archaeological Services (ULAS), said in a statement. “I am excited that it appears to be intact.”

Morris and his team intend to measure and take photos of the coffin before they lift the lid, which they say they will do out of view of the media.

Meanwhile, Richard’s remains are set to be reinterred next year. Last week, the Leicester Cathedral announced its $1.5 million ($1 million U.S.) plans to rebury the king in a new raised tomb at the church.

Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/science/2013/07/24/stone-coffin-to-be-opened-at-richard-iii-site/?intcmp=features#ixzz2a7Tv66R3

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Landscaping is Like Hair

It is 105 degrees outside here on the surface of Hell in Phoenix, Arizona.  My homeowner’s association – evil minions – insist my trees and other plants not hang over the sidewalk.  You would think there were high power lines or a bike path.  Nope – just one angry old man who lives two houses down and complains if he has to move one foot out of the way for a limb while walking in the mornings.

So, here I am using pruning shears and a green limb saw on a pole to cut the thorny, spindly limbs of my palo verde tree, entwined with the rare flowering of my century plant.  I got half way done before fear of imminent heat stroke sent me scurrying indoors for water and air conditioning.  The 77 degree house, about thirty degrees cooler, feels great.  That is until I realize my electric bill during the summer runs $500 to $1,000 per month…

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Palo Verde Tree in bloom. Most of the time just spindly green limbs.

Due to this heat and anger infused fugue state, I have a catharsis.  Yes, trees and plants are like hair – they never grow where you want them to and you have to cut them constantly for them to look decent.  The recent storm dropped my favorite twenty foot high palm tree smack onto my hot tub.  The plants around the pool insist on dying or looking scraggly.  The plants in front, where the HOA Nazis investigate every hour tend to grow at a verdant jungle pace as if Mother Nature herself blessed them or they were super seeds found at a strange radioactive site.

It is with dread I realize I must go out into the furnace another time today to finish the mutilation of my vegetation to please the codger down the street.  Thoughts of suing the HOA for differential enforcement and harrassment swell in my mind.  Unfortunately, that means more work and aggravation and the last time I did that I ended up as HOA President for fourteen consecutive terms.  People get less time for violent crimes.

I hope you have enjoyed my rant, rare as these are on my blog.  As they say, misery loves company.  Perhaps my suffering can become your salve.

 

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So Today I went shopping for a Used Submarine

Excerpts from a cool story about shopping for used submarines.  I never realized there was such a market and so many choices.  For the full story, go here:

http://www.messynessychic.com/2013/06/28/so-today-i-went-shopping-for-a-used-submarine/

So Today I went shopping for a Used Submarine

In “Boys click here” on June 28, 2013 at 3:30 pm

So apparently Vancouver has something of a submarine graveyard,” says graphic designer/ photographer Emanuel Smedbøl alongside his instagram photos that popped up on my newsfeed and subsequently sent me into a spiral of google searches, from “used research submarines for sale” to “de-militarised Russian sub for cheap“. (I’m easily distracted).

A bathysphere in a Vancouver junkyard, from the instagram account of Emanuel Smedbøl (who you should definitely follow here @secretcities for a daily dose of instagram awesomeness)

 Alas, it’s not as easy as one might think in this day and age of online shopping to find a second-hand submarine for sale, and the size of the industry is difficult to gauge. While the sale of submarines catering to tourist attractions and researchers is more visible, decommissioned military attack submarines will go on the market with a little more discretion.

In the decade following the collapse of the Soviet Union, 170 nuclear submarines were taken out of service, but only 40 of those were ever officially dismantled. Even today, Russia doesn’t have enough resources to entirely scrap their former fleet, so they’re still out there somewhere, rusty and non-functioning, discretely on the market for private buyers or even developing third-world navies.

And then there are the narco subs…

 

 

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Space-time loops may explain black holes

Space-time loops may explain black holes

Black holes can't fully be described by general relativity, but physicists hope to understand the inner workings of these strange objects by applying a theory called loop quantum gravity.

Black holes can’t fully be described by general relativity, but physicists hope to understand the inner workings of these strange objects by applying a theory called loop quantum gravity. / FELIPE ESQUIVEL REED

Physics cannot describe what happens inside a black hole. There, current theories break down, and general relativity collides with quantum mechanics, creating what’s called a singularity, or a point at which the equations spit out infinities.

But some advanced physics theories are trying to bridge the gap between general relativity and quantum mechanics, tounderstand what’s truly going on inside the densest objects in the universe. Recently, scientists applied a theory called loop quantum gravity to the case of black holes, and found that inside these objects, space and time may be extremely curved, but that gravity there is not infinite, as general relativity predicts.

This was the first time scientists have applied the full loop quantum gravity theory to black holes, and the results were encouraging, researchers said.

“What they have done is a major step, because they have been able to provide a much more complete description of what really happens near the black hole singularity using loop quantum gravity,” said Abhay Ashtekar, a physicist who studies loop quantum gravity at Pennsylvania State University, who was not involved in the new research.”We still don’t have a clear picture of the details of what happens. So it is opening a new door that other people will follow.” [Images: Black Holes of the Universe]

A black hole is created when a huge star runs out of fuel for nuclear fusion and collapses under its own gravity. The star’s outer layers are expelled, and its core falls in on itself, with the pull of gravity becoming ever stronger, until what’s left is the core’s mass condensed into an extremely small area. According to general relativity, this area is a single point of space-time, and the density there is infinitely large — a singularity.

But most scientists think singularities don’t really exist, that they’re just a sign that equations have broken down and fail to adequately describe reality. Loop quantum gravity appears to be an improvement on general relativity in describing black holes because it doesn’t produce a singularity.

The idea is based on the notion of “quantization,” which breaks an entity up into discrete pieces.Whilequantum mechanics says atoms exist in quantized, discrete states, loop quantum gravity posits that space-time itself is made of quantized, discrete bits, in the form of tiny, one-dimensional loops.

“The loop means the fundamental excitations of space-time themselves are one-dimensional in nature,” said Jorge Pullin, a physicist at Louisiana State University, who co-authored the new study with Rodolfo Gambini of the University of the Republic in Montevideo, Uruguay. “The fundamental building block is a loop, or network of loops. For a visual image, think of a mesh fabric.”

This way of portraying space-time changes fundamental physics, especially in extreme settingssuch as black holes or the Big Bang — which is thought to have birthed the universe. The Big Bang, like black holes, is indescribable under general relativity, understood only as a singularity.

“The subject really took off in 2005 when it was realized loop quantum gravity can naturally resolve the Big Bang singularity and that quantum space-time is much larger than what Einstein envisioned,” Ashtekar told SPACE.com.

Pullin and Gambini said their work is just a preliminary step, far from a full description of the true complexity of black holes.

“This model we’ve done is extremely simple,” Pullin said. Under their simplified model,”the black hole exists forever and doesn’t evolve. As a consequence I cannot tell you exactly what nature is going to do inside a black hole. It could be that the singularity gets replaced by a region that gets highly curved, but not infinitely curved. Or it could be that it just doesn’t make sense — you get a region which doesn’t behave like classical space-time. It would interact with particles in different ways than we normally think.”

Now that they’ve achieved this step, the researchers hope to advance their work by making the black holes in their model more dynamic and changeable.

“The black holes we studied were in empty space — there was no matter in them. They were pure space-time,” Pullin said.”We’re trying to add matter, because then it addsdynamics. We’re in the middle of that now.”

The study was published May 23 in the journal Physical Review Letters.

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The Future – Part One

I plan to write about the future for a few blog posts – I’m not sure how many.  This is not so much to predict the future as to extrapolate it.  With a graduate degree in Economics, it is hard not to employ that training to other things, like the future.  In Economics we use the latin term ceteris paribus, meaning “all other things held equal.”  For instance, if you change the monetary supply but everything else stays the same, what happens to the economy?  The thing is, nothing ever stays the same, but you have to pretend it will to isolate various factors.  It is also true that no economic model can consistently beat the ‘no change’ scenario.  If you simply predict things will be the same next period as they are this period, you will be correct most of the time.  A group of economists, making predictions and taking the mean results can beat this curve, even though individuals cannot.

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So, my prediction of the future is based on ceteris paribus and the no change scenario.  I simply continue the line with the same slope as we currently see it.  If you start back in 1800 and track technological innovations, absorption by society, and societal and political changes, we seem to be on a pretty steady line.  If we keep on that developmental line, then predicting the future is not as difficult as you might think.

To take one variable at a time – which never happens of course – I will address only certain aspects of the future, as I see it happening, in each post.  Here goes:

Religion – Religion is on a steady diminishing curve.  Even many religions themselves predict the eventual falling away of mankind from the path of righteousness.  These trends will lead to immense conflicts in the near future.  Those who are willing to die to restore faith will increasingly feel compelled to act to stave off atheism and moral relativism.  To be clear, I do not support such violence and conflict, I simply see it on the horizon.  The Arab Summer is a good example, where theologically based groups strive against secular groups for the control of Egypt, Syria, Libya and Turkey, even as a I write this.  There will likely be persecution of believers and persecution by believers.  Last year, over 100,000 Christians world-wide were killed for their beliefs.  If you look at all religions, millions are currently persecuted and jailed for their beliefs.  At the same time, theological groups like the Taliban torture and kill those who do not follow their version of belief.

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Government – Governments are increasing in size, cost and control daily.  Record amounts of the gross national product of countries go the government.  In the United States, in the last ten years alone, the government has taken control of banking, auto manufacturing, healthcare, student loans, welfare and education.  Increasingly the 10th Amendment is ignored and the “patchwork” of state laws are replaced by federal laws.  Internationally, the movement is to control people, resources and the economy through large centralized governments.  The private sector will get smaller and more regulated resulting in slower economic growth, higher unemployment and larger welfare roles.  Historically, these trends will continue until either an economic collapse, a war, or civil uprising.  I do not know how much longer the world can sustain rapidly growing central governments.  In this technological age, the new secret police to enforce government will are cameras, drones, email, electronic searches, phone records, gps and the fact that none of us have “real money.”  Our entire identity, wealth and liberty is kept in the hands of the government through our electronic signatures.

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Technology – Nothing we know now will count in twenty years.  People will have either a chip in their head, or a flexible plastic screen that has all phone, email, computing, movies and TV on it.  They can do virtually anything, anywhere.  That means they won’t drive to work, to theaters, to stores, to libraries or anyplace else they can access at home.  3d printing will allow them to produce their own products and even food at home.  They will only leave to be ‘live’ with others.  Any brick and mortar locations will be gone in the next generation.  Why have libraries?  Why have physical schools?  Why build anything if you can deliver the same product or service digitally?

When I was young there were no ATM machines.  You had to go to a bank between 10 am and 3 pm with a passbook.  If you lost your passbook, you were screwed.  We froze water and used ice picks to break it up for drinks.  There were no cell phones, no microwave ovens, no internet.  Computers came out while I was in junior high school and only us nerds could use them.  TV screens were heavy cathode ray tubes and there were three channels – ABC, CBS, and NBC.  Theaters had only one screen and one movie they would show for weeks.  Cars used leaded gasoline for 23 cents per gallon and you got savings stamps with them.  Cigarette ads were all over TV, magazines and billboards.  The number one selling magazine was TV Guide and people got their news at 6 pm or from the newspaper.  We burned leaves in our front yards, went shooting squirrels with shotguns unsupervised as children, and only the rich could fly by airplane.

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I bring up this nostalgic look because the world today with the power of a super computer in your smart fun or computer pad happened virtually overnight.  The trend for technology is to speed up, not slow down, in its advance.  Look for 3d printed organs, cloning, spare parts for human, and other ethic laden medical issues.  Half of us die from heart disease, another fourth from cancer.  As those are treated, the incidence of Alzheimers’ and dementia will grow astronomically.  What will the world be like when people live past 100 routinely?  What will the layered generations do with technology absorption issues?

Toddlers today can be seen tapping their coloring books and picture books and looking puzzled.  Why?  They are so used to I-pads and other devices being interactive that the concept of a book is strange to them.  At just two years old they have already grasped what many of us cannot.  Things are different.  They are going to get much MORE different and very quickly.

 

That ends part one.  I hope you enjoyed it and it proved to be thought provoking.  I will do part two soon…

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Latest Issue of The WOD Magazine

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Yours truly has a serial short story, movie reviews and other things in there this month.

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Three Dimensional Animals Painted in Layers of Resin by Keng Lye

Three Dimensional Animals Painted in Layers of Resin by Keng Lye

Singapore-based artist Keng Lye creates near life-like sculptures of animals relying on little but paint, resin and a phenomenal sense of perspective. Lye slowly fills bowls, buckets, and boxes with alternating layers of acrylic paint and resin, creating aquatic animal life that looks so real it could almost pass for a photograph. The artist is using a technique very similar to Japanese painter Riusuke Fukahori who was featured on this blog a little over a year ago, though Lye seems to take things a step further by making his paint creations protrude from the surface, adding another level of dimension to a remarkable medium. See much more of this series titled Alive Without Breath over on deviantART. (via ian brooks)

UPDATE: I have some additional details from the artist that I’d like to add here, as this post seems to be getting a lot of attention. Via email Lye shares with me:

I started my first series in 2012 where all the illustrations were “flat” and depth was created using the layering of resin and acrylic over the different parts of the illustration. This year, I started on the octopus and it was purely an experiment; I just wanted to see whether I could push this technique to a higher level. After applying acrylic paint straight onto the resin, I incorporated a 3-D element in this instance, it was a small pebble for the ranchu and octopus. For the turtle, I used an egg shell for the turtle shell and acrylic paint for the rest of the finishing. The whole idea here was to give the art work an even more 3D effect therefore you can have a better view from any angle. I think there are still many other techniques to explore.

So to be clear the elements that extrude from the top of the resin are actually physical pieces that have been painted to match the layers of acrylic and resin below.

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6,000-year-old wooly mammoth parts found in Iowa backyard

6,000-year-old wooly mammoth parts found in Iowa backyard

 A 10-inch tooth, a vertebrae, and a whole collection of ribs all thought to belong to wooly mammoths were found on the property of an anonymous citizen from Mahaska County, IA. The remnants of two adult wooly mammoths and one juvenile have already been unearthed, with more discoveries still being made after almost a year’s worth of digging. The age of the artifacts are estimated at between 14,000 and 16,000 years old.

Laura Decook, a member on the Mahaska County Conservation Board, is thrilled to work on the dig. “It’s fascinating to see that ancient history in Iowa is right below our feet,” she says. “It tells us a lot about what earth was like right here 16,000 years ago.” Thanks to the bones, scientists now believe that around 16,000 years ago, the climate of the rural Iowa town was similar to that of southern Canada today, and that Mahaska County was populated by fir and spruce trees. It is believed that the mammoths may have lived nearby because of a ‘plunge pool,’ a deep pool of water that exists under a waterfall. In 2010, flooding brought the bones back up.

While the ancient findings are priceless, they belong completely to the anonymous landowner, who has allowed conservationists to work on his property. He says that ultimately the bones should be kept in Mahaska County to be used educationally.

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Mysterious ‘Lorimer’ Waves From Another Galaxy Baffle Astronomers

Radio Bursts: Mysterious ‘Lorimer’ Waves From Another Galaxy Baffle Astronomers

The Huffington Post Canada  |  By  Posted: 07/08/2013 12:20 pm EDT  |  Updated: 07/08/2013 8:09 pm EDT

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It came from a galaxy far, far away.

A single, sudden burst of radio waves. And then it was gone.

The so-called ‘Lorimer’ burst was spotted in 2007 — and has been baffling scientists ever since.

“This is something that’s completely unprecedented,” Duncan Lorimer, the West Virginia University astrophysicist who made the discovery told Space at the time.

Today, the ‘burst’ is not alone. Indeed, four more identical flares have been observed,according to Popular Mechanics.

“You have to look at the sky for a very long time to find these,” British astrophysicist Dan Thornton, who observed the fresh, fleeting bursts, told the magazine. “The reason that we’re detecting them now is we’ve simply looked long enough.”

Thornton and his University of Manchester team published their findings in Science magazine, noting “the bursts’ properties indicate that they are of celestial rather than terrestrial origin.”

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The cause of the flares, which appear for only scant milliseconds, remains unknown. But researchers suggest an “explosive event” may be involved, as the bursts appear to be one-time events.

While the exact origins of the radio waves are also difficult to pinpoint in the vast expanse that is space, scientists are certain that the signals traveled a staggering distance.

Thornton suggests they took half the universe’s lifespan to get here. And, as Science News reports, they disappeared almost instantly upon arrival.

What may yet linger, however, is the wealth of data these flickering heralds bring.

Scientists say the bursts may shine light on the vast, previously unknown tracts of space that separate the galaxies.

“Staggeringly, we estimate there could be one of these flashes going off every ten seconds somewhere in the sky,” research team member Simon Johnston said in Global Times.

“With the ability to detect these very fast sources we are opening up a whole new area of astrophysics.”

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