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Ancient Carvings of Advanced Technology

Into the ancient astronaut theorists?  I think most of them are hucksters making money off crazy theories.  However, I do believe that mankind has started small, grown to great cities and technologies, and then been wiped out many times, just like Hindus and the Bible teach.  Are these ancient astronauts?  Or, are they prior civilizations of man, or man-like creatures?  I think the latter.  In any case, there are too many weird ancient carvings to simply dismiss the possibilities out of hand.  Enjoy!

Ancient Aircraft 

Ceiling Beams – Temple of Seti I at Abydos

I took these images while visiting Egypt in December 2000.

Flying vehicles that resemble modern day aircraft

 


Helicopter

 


Submarine or USO?

 


Glider

 


Zeppelin – Hindenburg – 1940 – Airplane

 


 

The Saqqara Bird – Spaceship?

 


 

One of the artifacts called Gold Flyers found in Columbia

 


The search for clues to humanity’s creation is often linked to ancient astronauts who came here in flying vehicles throughout Earth’s history, leaving behind clues to their encounters with humans. Pictographs and megalithic monuments throughout the planet describe human interaction with ancient astronauts, allowing those in our timeline to piece together what happened in the past that shapes out destiny today. UFOs in History – Art

Mesopotamia — The Hakatha (Laws of the Babylonians) states:

    “The privilege of operating a flying machine is great. The knowledge of flight is among the most ancient of our inheritances. A gift from ‘those from upon high’. We received it from them as a means of saving many lives.”

Chaldea “The Sifrala” contains over one hundred pages of technical details on building a flying machine. It contains words which translate as graphite rod, copper coils, crystal indicator, vibrating spheres, stable angles, etc.

Alexander the Great purportedly gave a description of “dozens of silver disk-like objects” entering and leaving the Jaxartes River in 337 BC. Alexander, so the story goes, then became obsessed with the craft and spent many hours in a primitive diving bell searching for them. (Source: History Channel “Unidentified Submarine Objects”)

Some modern UFO enthusiasts have pointed to ancient aircraft as evidence for advanced technological civilizations in the distant past, or as support for the ancient astronaut theory.

King Pakal of Palenque

Did King Pakal fly off in a spaceship after he died? Ancient Astronaut Theory speaks of this depiction on Pakal’s sarcophagus lid as preparing for space flight. He sits on a chair, his foot on a pedal, his hands manipulating the controls, and his nose is a breathing apparatus. Pakal is seen as a Maize God falling into the open mouth of death, an image conflated with the glyph for a Black Hole. A World Tree emerges from his stomach indicating Earth’s renewal through Pakal’s death. Then again it could mean so many other things.


Vimanas – Ancient Aircraft of India

Vimana is a word with several meanings ranging from temple or palace to mythological flying machine described in Sanskrit epics. References to these flying machines are commonplace in ancient Indian texts, including descriptions of their use in warfare. As well as being able to fly within Earth’s atmosphere, vimanas were also said to be able to travel into space and under water.

UFOs and Extraterrestrials in Art History

 

Ancient Petroglyphs

 

Tomb of Jesus – Fish or Ancient Spaceship?

 

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Archaeologist claims evidence of Noah’s biblical flood

Archaeologist claims evidence of Noah’s biblical flood

Published December 12, 2012 FoxNews.com

First he found the Titanic — will he find the only ship more famous?

Robert Ballard, the underwater archaeologist famed for discovering the wreck of the Titanic in 1985, claims to have found evidence of the biblical flood that Noah fled, surfing the waters for 40 days and 40 nights, according to Genesis. He says the Black Sea was once merely a freshwater lake — until an enormous wall of water from the Mediterranean 200 times more powerful than Niagara Falls swept it and everything else away. Including Noah and his ark.

“We went in there to look for the flood,” Ballard told ABC News. “Not just a slow moving, advancing rise of sea level, but a really big flood that then stayed … the land that went under stayed under.”

‘The questions is, was there a mother of all floods?’

– Archaeologist Robert Ballard

The archaeologist’s team is studying the Black Sea off the coast of Turkey in search of a civilization lost since biblical times, ABC reported, following up on a controversial theory from two Columbia University scientists. They connect the end of an Ice Age, when frozen sheets covered North America and stretched to the North Pole.

When they melted, yielding the more familiar Earth’s surface of today, what happened to the water?

“The questions is, was there a mother of all floods,” Ballard asked.

Through carbon dating of shells found on an ancient shoreline 400 feet beneath the surface of the Black Sea, they have established a timeline for that catastrophic event that happened around 5,000 B.C., he estimated. Some experts believe this was around the time when Noah’s flood could have occurred, ABC said.

Some archaeologists have supported the story of Noah, citing similar details passed along in narratives from Mesopotamian times, notably “the Epic of Gigamesh.”

“The earlier Mesopotamian stories are very similar where the gods are sending a flood to wipe out humans,” said biblical archaeologist Eric Cline. “There’s one man they choose to survive. He builds a boat and brings on animals and lands on a mountain and lives happily ever after? I would argue that it’s the same story.”

Ballard says his team has found not just the shore and the shells, but pottery and even shipwrecks, evidence, he says, that the theory is correct. Nevertheless, the archaeologist doubts that Noah’s Ark itself will ever turn up.

“It’s foolish to think you will ever find a ship,” Ballard told ABC News, referring to the Ark. “But can you find people who were living? Can you find their villages that are underwater now? And the answer is yes.”

Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/science/2012/12/12/archaeologist-claims-evidence-noahs-biblical-flood/?intcmp=features#ixzz2EuVEjVmn

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Christmas Crossovers!

These are all crossovers or mash-ups related to Christmas.  Enjoy!

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The First Gymnacyclidium for Ladies and Gentlemen

April 5th, 1869:
The First Gymnacyclidium for Ladies and Gentlemen
Ruby Jones

 The first Gymnacyclidium for ladies and gentlemen : opening exhibition and hop at the grand velocipede academy, or gymnacyclidium, containing over 8,000 square feet for Riding, with Gallery and Seats for about 1,500 people, by the Pearsall Brothers! Originators of Velocipede Schools in this Country.

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Film Buff?

My close friend, Hal Astell runs a blog on films.  From the obvious to the obscure.  I first met him at the DarkCon Conference in Tempe, Arizona last year, and have since become good friends with him and his lovely bride Dee.  After one of my book signings, we talked for hours about films at a depth I have rarely encountered.  I honestly have to admit he knows films and movies better than I do.  Here is his site if you are interested:

http://www.blogger.com/profile/16807389103456317098

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About Hal Astell –

Industry Technology
Location PhoenixAZUnited States
Introduction I’m a transplant from the rain and beauty of northern England to the sun and desolation of Phoenix, AZ. I’m also a traveller through the world of film, exploring the medium from many different starting points. Whatever else I am is your opinion.
Interests I firmly believe that there are things I’m not interested in. I just haven’t found them yet.
Favorite Movies The Kid (1921), The Passion of Joan of Arc (1928), Freaks (1932), Mad Love (1935),Beauty and the Beast (1946), Manhunter (1986), Bad Taste (1987), The Killer (1989),Santa Sangre (1989), Amelie (2001)
Favorite Music Adam Ant – Hits, Black Sabbath – Sabotage, Dark Tranquillity – Skydancer, Rev Gary Davis – New Blues and Gospel, Natalie Farr – Swept, Philip Glass – Glassworks, Hot Tuna – Hot Tuna, Joy Division – Closer, Manowar – Hail to England, Mary My Hope – Museum, Van Morrison – Veedon Fleece, Pink Floyd – Wish You Were Here, Queen – Sheer Heart Attack, Saigon Kick – Water, Lauren Smoken – Lauren Smoken, Pam Tillis – Sweetheart’s Dance, Tristania – World of Glass, Townes Van Zandt – Rear View Mirror, Tom Waits – Rain Dogs, Winds of Sirius – Beyond All Temples and Myths, ZZ Top – Tres Hombres
Favorite Books The Moon is a Harsh Mistress (Robert A Heinlein), Watchmen (Alan Moore)

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Hipster Cow

hipster cow

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December 8, 2012 · 9:50 pm

Huxley vs. Orwell, Who Got our Demise Correct?

Huxley vs. Orwell, Who Got our Demise Correct?

You decide…  (Make sure you can see the entire post right to left in browser.  You might have to click on it, then expand.)

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A Day That Will Live in Infamy

Today is the anniversary of Pearl Harbor Day, when America was attacked by surprise by the Japanese, bringing us completely into World War 2.  A week later, Hitler declared war on America to back up his Axis partners.  That day, Churchill said he would get his first night’s sleep in ages, because he knew with America in the war on his side, they would eventually win.

I was in the United States Air Force from 1984 to 1990, active duty until 1989.  I worked at Hickam Air Force Base in Hangar 11.  I was with the 15th Air Base Wing as an Avionics Guidance Control Systems Specialist.  Every day, I saw the markings on the wall from the Japanese attack, and one day, while searching the roof for leaks, found more bomb damage that had to be repaired, along with memorabilia that is now in the museum.

Let us never forget, peace if fleeting, evil is ever present, and our military are the ones who pay the price to keep us free.

I will show you what Hangar 11 looked like then and now:

Hangar 11 then.

Hangar 11 then.

Hangar 11 when I worked there.  Bullet marks from the strafing.  I played basketball on a court there at work, beneath a B-18 hoist and instructions.

Hangar 11 when I worked there. Bullet marks from the strafing. I played basketball on a court there at work, beneath a B-18 hoist and instructions.

Hangar 11 on December 7th after attack.

Hangar 11 on December 7th after attack.

Hangar 11 today, what it looked like when I worked there is very similar.

Hangar 11 today, what it looked like when I worked there is very similar.

Base Entrance

Base Entrance

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Gangnam Singer Advocated Killing Americans

reposted from Aol music blog

Psy’s Anti-American Song: ‘Gangnam Style’ Star Rapped About Killing, Torturing Soldiers

Posted on Dec 7th 2012 2:09PM by Maggie Malach
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In the past few months, Psy has become a household name associated with a light-hearted gallop-style dance. The South Korean pop star’s “Gangnam Style” video has reached more than 900 million views, earning him someserious bank.

Many of the people singing (and “Gangnam Style”-dancing) his praises are American, including MadonnaBritney Spears and Justin Bieber. Unfortunately, it appears the love was not always reciprocal.

New York Magazine reports that during a 2004 protest attacking the U.S. presence in Iraq in the wake of the beheading of a Korean missionary, Psy was featured in a song called “Dear American.” The group N.E.X.T. performed it, but Psy rapped some pretty controversial lines encouraging the killing of American soldiers and their families in retaliation.

The following are the lyrics he rapped in “Dear American:”

Kill those f–king Yankees who have been torturing Iraqi captives
Kill those f–king Yankees who ordered them to torture
Kill their daughters, mothers, daughters-in-law and fathers
Kill them all slowly and painfully.

As of now, the “Gangnam Style” dancer is still set to perform in front of President Obama at the National Building Museum’s Christmas in Washington concert on Dec. 9.

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Ancient Marijuana Stash

After 2,700 years, the growers are probably long gone and unable to be apprehended, but their stash has been found.  It is believed by some researchers that marijuana usage has been dated back to as far as 10,000 years ago.  I should also point out to those who do not know me that I do not use illegal drugs, including marijuana, nor do I recommend that others use them.  Still, being such a pervasive part of our culture, I found this an interesting archaeological discovery.  First some pictures, then the story repost:

 

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The Canadian Press – ONLINE EDITION

Researchers find oldest-ever stash of marijuana

By: Dean Beeby, THE CANADIAN PRESS

OTTAWA – Researchers say they have located the world’s oldest stash of marijuana, in a tomb in a remote part of China.

The cache of cannabis is about 2,700 years old and was clearly “cultivated for psychoactive purposes,” rather than as fibre for clothing or as food, says a research paper in the Journal of Experimental Botany.

The 789 grams of dried cannabis was buried alongside a light-haired, blue-eyed Caucasian man, likely a shaman of the Gushi culture, near Turpan in northwestern China.

The extremely dry conditions and alkaline soil acted as preservatives, allowing a team of scientists to carefully analyze the stash, which still looked green though it had lost its distinctive odour.

“To our knowledge, these investigations provide the oldest documentation of cannabis as a pharmacologically active agent,” says the newly published paper, whose lead author was American neurologist Dr. Ethan B. Russo.

Remnants of cannabis have been found in ancient Egypt and other sites, and the substance has been referred to by authors such as the Greek historian Herodotus. But the tomb stash is the oldest so far that could be thoroughly tested for its properties.

The 18 researchers, most of them based in China, subjected the cannabis to a battery of tests, including carbon dating and genetic analysis. Scientists also tried to germinate 100 of the seeds found in the cache, without success.

The marijuana was found to have a relatively high content of THC, the main active ingredient in cannabis, but the sample was too old to determine a precise percentage.

Researchers also could not determine whether the cannabis was smoked or ingested, as there were no pipes or other clues in the tomb of the shaman, who was about 45 years old.

The large cache was contained in a leather basket and in a wooden bowl, and was likely meant to be used by the shaman in the afterlife.

“This materially is unequivocally cannabis, and no material has previously had this degree of analysis possible,” Russo said in an interview from Missoula, Mont.

“It was common practice in burials to provide materials needed for the afterlife. No hemp or seeds were provided for fabric or food. Rather, cannabis as medicine or for visionary purposes was supplied.”

The tomb also contained bridles, archery equipment and a harp, confirming the man’s high social standing.

Russo is a full-time consultant with GW Pharmaceuticals, which makes Sativex, a cannabis-based medicine approved in Canada for pain linked to multiple sclerosis and cancer.

The company operates a cannabis-testing laboratory at a secret location in southern England to monitor crop quality for producing Sativex, and allowed Russo use of the facility for tests on 11 grams of the tomb cannabis.

Researchers needed about 10 months to cut red tape barring the transfer of the cannabis to England from China, Russo said.

The inter-disciplinary study was published this week by the British-based botany journal, which uses independent reviewers to ensure the accuracy and objectivity of all submitted papers.

The substance has been found in two of the 500 Gushi tombs excavated so far in northwestern China, indicating that cannabis was either restricted for use by a few individuals or was administered as a medicine to others through shamans, Russo said.

“It certainly does indicate that cannabis has been used by man for a variety of purposes for thousands of years.”

Russo, who had a neurology practice for 20 years, has previously published studies examining the history of cannabis.

“I hope we can avoid some of the political liabilities of the issue,” he said, referring to his latest paper.

The region of China where the tomb is located, Xinjiang, is considered an original source of many cannabis strains worldwide.

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