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Accidental Humor

These are a variety of signs, headlines and logos that provide for accidental humor.

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Seven ways to get ‘Facebook fired’

Seven ways to get ‘Facebook fired’

Published November 29, 2012

news.com.au

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    Thumbs down. (Facebook)

Technology has changed where work ends and home life starts. But if your social life is spent on social media, you might want to review what you’re posting or run the risk of getting “Facebook fired.”

SUMMARY

Beware the line between social media at work and home.  What you do on a private computer can be counted as work.

While you may believe you can only be sacked or disciplined for using Facebook and Twitter at work, there are plenty of cases of employees getting dumped for using social media out of the office.

Many people, however, aren’t aware that their personal Facebook page or tweets could land them in hot water.

“Most certainly, most people are not aware that ‘in the course of employment’ may also include use of a private computer from a location outside of the workplace,” said Jamie White, social media legal expert at PodLegal.

It all depends on the company’s designated social media policy. While the policy must be brought to the attention of employees and training should be offered, any breach can wind up in a final pay cheque.

As White warns: “The line between use of social media during employment and personal use from home has become increasingly blurred.”

Check out our seven dumb reasons for getting fired on social media below to make sure you know where the line is…

1. Going Gangnam Style
Authorities went off the deep end when 14 life guards in El Monte near Pasadena filmed a spoof of the Gangnam Style video at the pool where they worked and posted it to YouTube, and who could blame them?

2. Biting the duck that feeds you
US comedian Gilbert Gottfried is the voice of the Aflac duck. Aflac is one of the largest insurance companies in Japan. So tweeting jokes about the Japanese tsunami was only going to end one way…

3. Falling foul of the police… when you are the police
No fewer than 150 officers were disciplined in the UK including two who were sacked for entering in to the spirit of social sharing for, amongst other things, posting details of police operations, getting friendly with victims and even harassing former colleagues on Facebook.

4. Making your opinions (too) clear
As did one casual worker for the Queensland government who posted on her Facebook page that she wasn’t going to work for “s–ty” government departments. After being escorted out of the building, she didn’t have to.

5. Assuming the best, then inviting the worst
Flush from a successful interview with Cisco in the US, a candidate decided to tweet her thoughts on the position. Should she take the job and the money at the risk of being bored and hating the commute? She didn’t have to find out, Cisco saw the tweet and withdrew the offer.

6. Telling the world you aren’t at work… including your boss
One Swiss insurance worker’s excuse that she was too ill for work because a migraine meant she couldn’t look at a screen lost a little believability when her boss noticed she was on Facebook merrily posting messages to friends…

7. Liking someone it might be better not to like publicly
CNN’s Senior Middle East editor Octavia Nasr tweeted how sad she was when a prominent Lebanese cleric died, a cleric linked to bombings. CNN had another point of view and fired her. The same happened when six staff members of US Sheriff B.J. Robert of Virginia liked the page of his election rival. Suddenly the sheriff was looking for more deputies and the deputies were looking for jobs…

Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/tech/2012/11/29/seven-ways-to-get-facebook-fired/?intcmp=trending#ixzz2EKMYIRDz

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World’s oldest digital computer restarted

World’s oldest digital computer restarted

Published November 22, 2012

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    A panorama view of the world’s oldest original working digital computer at The National Museum of Computing. (Robert Dowell)

One of the world’s first digital computers to replace the handwritten calculations of human “computors” is getting an official reboot that could lead to a spot in the Guinness Book of Records.

The 61-year-old Harwell Dekatron — about the size and weight of an SUV — was originally hailed as a slow, steady machine capable of delivering error-free calculations while running for 90 hours a week. It has survived to become the oldest original working digital computer following the announcement of its completed restoration by The National Museum of Computing in the U.K. on Tuesday.

“In 1951, the Harwell Dekatron was one of perhaps a dozen computers in the world, and since then, it has led a charmed life surviving intact while its contemporaries were recycled or destroyed,” said Kevin Murrell, a trustee at the museum.

‘In 1951, the Harwell Dekatron was one of perhaps a dozen computers in the world.’

– Kevin Murrell, a trustee at TNMOC

The computer relies on 480 relays that have more in common with telephone exchanges rather than modern PCs or Macs. Such relays sit inside a collection of racks that also hold 828 flashing Dekatron valves — gas-filled counting tubes used in the early days of computing rather than the transistors of modern electronics. [Could the Computer Age Have Begun in Victorian England?]

“The restoration was quite a challenge, requiring work with components like valves, relays and paper tape readers that are rarely seen these days and are certainly not found in modern computers,” said Delwyn Holroyd, a volunteer at the museum.

Running the computer requires about 1,500 watts of power — roughly equivalent to the power consumption of a modern hairdryer. By comparison, a laptop might use just 50 watts (1,000 watts being the equivalent of a kilowatt).

The computer does not convert calculations to the modern binary computer code consisting of ones and zeroes. Instead, the Dekatron valves each hold 10 gas-filled tubes that can each be activated as part of its decimal counting system.

Clattering paper readers and printers surround the computer to create a sound more like a roomful of typewriters than the quiet, whirring fans of modern computers.

Harwell Dekatron first served in the Harwell Atomic Energy Research Establishment that represented the U.K.’s main center for nuclear research from the end of World War II through the 1990s. But the computer had become redundant by 1957 and ended up as a teaching computer at the Wolverhampton and Staffordshire Technical College until its retirement in 1973.

The computer joins other relics of the early computing age at The National Museum of Computing, such as a rebuilt Colossus computer originally made by the Allies to break Nazi codes during World War II.

Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/tech/2012/11/22/world-oldest-digital-computer-restarted/?intcmp=features#ixzz2EKKx9OxJ

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Human Enhancement Dangers

In my opinion, the two technologies that will effect us the most in the immediate future, are 3d personal printer manufacturing, and human enhancement.  We are nearing a time when we can replicate or build nearly anything in our home, and in which we will no longer be human.  We will start human, but will be updated to receive technology, correct defects, and enhance our abilities.  Here is a cautionary story on the latter topic:

Scientists raise the alarm on human enhancement technologies

The Royal Society, along with the Academy of Medical Sciences, British Academy, and Royal Academy of Engineering, recently concluded a workshop called Human Enhancement and the Future of Work in which they considered the growing impact and potential risks of augmentation technologies. In their final report, the collaborative team of scientists and ethicists raised serious concerns about the burgeoning trend, and how humanity is moving from a model of therapy to one in which human capacities are greatly improved. The implications, they concluded, should be part of a much wider public discussion.

Specifically, the report expressed concerns about drugs and digital technologies that will allow people to work harder, longer, and smarter. The resulting implications to work and human values, they argue, may not necessarily be a good thing. It’s quite possible, they argue, that employers will start to demand (either implicitly or explicitly) that employees “augment” themselves with stimulants such as Aderall.

Scientists raise the alarm on human enhancement technologies

Similarly, the workshop considered the potential for other smart drugs that can enhance memory and attention, as well as physical and digital enhancements such as cybernetic implants and advanced machine-interfacing technologies.

From the report:

Work will evolve over the next decade, with enhancement technologies potentially making a significant contribution. Widespread use of enhancements might influence an individual’s ability to learn or perform tasks and perhaps even to enter a profession; influence motivation; enable people to work in more extreme conditions or into old age, reduce work-related illness; or facilitate earlier return to work after illness.

At the same time however, they acknowledge the potential efficacy and demand for such technologies, prompting the call for open discourse. Again, from the report:

Although enhancement technologies might bring opportunities, they also raise several health, safety, ethical, social and political challenges, which warrant proactive discussion. Very different regulatory regimes are currently applied: for example, digital services and devices (with significant cognitive enhancing effects) attract less, if any, regulatory oversight than pharmacological interventions. This raises significant questions, such as whether any form of self-regulation would be appropriate and whether there are circumstances where enhancements should be encouraged or even mandatory, particularly where work involves responsibility for the safety of others (e.g. bus drivers or airline pilots).

Indeed, the details of the report, while most certainly reasonable, are also exceedingly obvious. In a way, it’s as if the workshop participants are late to the show and only now trying to get the word out. And in fact, given the popularity (and rampant misuse) of stimulants such as Provigil and the tremendous interest in nootropics (i.e. cognitive enhancers), the report does seem long overdue.

The panel’s recommendations, such as further investigations into ensuring safety, affordability, and accessibility are most certainly welcome. And their suggestion that some of these enhancement technologies — whether they be pharmaceutical, regenerative medicines, or cybernetics — should be regulated by the government is spot on. Given the potential for personal misuse — not to mention the potential exploitation by employers — would most certainly necessitate the need for regulatory oversight.And perhaps most encouragingly, rather than reacting hysterically and calling for an outright ban on enhancement technologies, the panelists have outlined a roadmap for getting these technologies integrated into our lives in a safe and effective way.

The entire report can be read here (pdf).

Top image via Royal Society et al. Inset image: drugs.com

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McRib Coming Back

I personally find the McRib very McDisgusting.  It seems like mystery meat with heavy sauce.  However, the McRib is immensely popular and one of the most searched for items on the Internet when it is coming out.  Scary really, that American society places more importance on the return of the McRib than on foreign policy.  I will try to find out what exactly is in a McRib and post it later.  I am also not sure, when it is so popular, why McDonalds does not simply ALWAYS offer the McRib.  I will try to solve that mystery as well…

‘Tis the season: McRib to return Dec. 17

Published December 04, 2012

FoxNews.com

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Prepare yourselves: the McRib is coming back!

The barbecue sandwich, which has developed a cult, is making its way back to McDonald’s restaurants all over the country in a mere two weeks, the company announced on Monday.

The sandwich was originally scheduled to burst back onto the fast food scene on Oct. 22, but the McPowers that be decided to hold the McRib’s temporary comeback until December to help four-quarter sales. And Mickey D’s could certainly use the boost. McDonald’s revealed last month that sales fell for the first time since 2003. 

The elusive McRib is only available a few weeks a year, which contributes to its popularity.   

“Bringing it back every so often adds to the excitement,” said Marta Fearon, McDonald’s U.S. marketing director, told the Associated Press back in October 2011.

The McRib is made with pork shaped like a rack of ribs and doused with barbecue sauce topped with picked and onions on a bun. And it can once again be yours on Dec. 17. In the meantime, there is always to McRib Locator map.

Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/leisure/2012/12/04/tis-season-mcrib-to-return-dec-17/?intcmp=features#ixzz2EDIy8gr7

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Vampire Warnings in Serbia

Will Depressed Girls Flock to Serbia for Sparkly Vampire Romance?

Sava Savanovic, Vampire, May Be On The Loose In Serbia, Council Says In Public Health Warning
The Huffington Post | By Cavan Sieczkowski
Posted: 11/29/2012 11:17 am EST Updated: 12/01/2012 4:11 pm EST

 

 

Is the vampire Sava Savanovic on the loose? Serbian villagers reportedly think so.
The lore of vampires may make for a tantalizing tale, but for locals in a tiny Serbian village, the threat of a vampire on the loose is all too real.

Villagers in Zarozje, Serbia, are afraid the legendary vampire Sava Savanovic is on the loose, according to ABC News. Savanovic’s home, a former water mill near a small river, recently collapsed, and villagers believe he is roaming the mountainside looking for a new home.

Visit ABC News to read the full account of vampire Sava Savanovic.

Sava Savanovic, one of the most famous Serbian vampires, reportedly lived in an old wooden mill on the Rogačica river and sucked the blood of millers. The legend of the blood-sucker brought many tourists to the “vampire mill” throughout the years, according to Serbian news outlet, Politika Online. However, the mill succumbed to rot.

“People are very worried,” Miodrag Vujetic, local municipal assembly member, told ABC News. “Everybody knows the legend of this vampire and the thought that he is now homeless and looking for somewhere else and possibly other victims is terrifying people. We are all frightened.”

Sales of garlic are reportedly booming in the Serbian region after the local council issued a public health warning about the vampire, according to the Romanian Times.

“I understand that people who live elsewhere in Serbia are laughing at our fears, but here most people have no doubt that vampires exist,” he told ABC News.

Whether or not the vampire Savanovic is on the loose, or real at all, is dubious. However, vampire folklore has been a distinct part of Serbian history for centuries.

In January of 1732, Dr. Johannes Flückinger, regiment medical officer dispatched by the Honorable Supreme Command, was sent to Serbia to exhume the bodies of 13 alleged vampires, according to Scientific American. “After the examination had taken place,” reads Flückinger’s official report, “the heads of the vampires were cut off by the local gypsies and then burned along with the bodies, and then the ashes were thrown into the river Morava.”

His strange report would become recognized as the most throughly documented and widely circulated vampire account in the world, according to Scientific American.

The story of Savanovic is alluded to in the 1973 film, “Leptirica.” This film is based off the short story “After Ninety Years” by Milovan Glisic, according to IMDb.

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Is the vampire Sava Savanovic on the loose? Serbian villagers reportedly think so.

The lore of vampires may make for a tantalizing tale, but for locals in a tiny Serbian village, the threat of a vampire on the loose is all too real.

Villagers in Zarozje, Serbia, are afraid the legendary vampire Sava Savanovic is on the loose, according to ABC News. Savanovic’s home, a former water mill near a small river, recently collapsed, and villagers believe he is roaming the mountainside looking for a new home.

Visit ABC News to read the full account of vampire Sava Savanovic.

Sava Savanovic, one of the most famous Serbian vampires, reportedly lived in an old wooden mill on the Rogačica river and sucked the blood of millers. The legend of the blood-sucker brought many tourists to the “vampire mill” throughout the years, according to Serbian news outlet, Politika Online. However, the mill succumbed to rot.

“People are very worried,” Miodrag Vujetic, local municipal assembly member, told ABC News. “Everybody knows the legend of this vampire and the thought that he is now homeless and looking for somewhere else and possibly other victims is terrifying people. We are all frightened.”

Sales of garlic are reportedly booming in the Serbian region after the local council issued a public health warning about the vampire, according to the Romanian Times.

“I understand that people who live elsewhere in Serbia are laughing at our fears, but here most people have no doubt that vampires exist,” he told ABC News.

Whether or not the vampire Savanovic is on the loose, or real at all, is dubious. However, vampire folklore has been a distinct part of Serbian history for centuries.

In January of 1732, Dr. Johannes Flückinger, regiment medical officer dispatched by the Honorable Supreme Command, was sent to Serbia to exhume the bodies of 13 alleged vampires, according to Scientific American. “After the examination had taken place,” reads Flückinger’s official report, “the heads of the vampires were cut off by the local gypsies and then burned along with the bodies, and then the ashes were thrown into the river Morava.”

His strange report would become recognized as the most throughly documented and widely circulated vampire account in the world, according to Scientific American.

The story of Savanovic is alluded to in the 1973 film, “Leptirica.” This film is based off the short story “After Ninety Years” by Milovan Glisic, according to IMDb.

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New Movie Based on Old Game

Hey, they made Battleship into a movie, and Clue, why not?

Hungry Hungry Hippos - Just Got Real!

Hungry Hungry Hippos – Just Got Real!

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Who Says Cockroaches Can Survive Anything?

This T-Rex plans to outlast the cockroaches:

T-Rex on a Mission

T-Rex on a Mission

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Coin-Covered Wishing Trees

Britain’s Mysterious Coin-Covered Wishing Trees

By Spooky on September 12th, 2011

Sticking hundreds of small denomination coins into tree trunks is apparently a popular way of getting rid of illnesses.

At least that’s what the staff at a holiday attraction in Gwynedd discovered after investigating the story behind several coin-covered tree trunks in the vicinity of Italianate village Portmeirion. The first tree was cut down four years ago, in order to widen the path to the picturesque settlement founded in 1925, and within only a few months it was covered with 2p coins. Now there are seven such tree trunks in the area, so estate manager Meurig Jones started an investigation to uncover the origins of this unusual habit.

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She managed to track down coin-covered trees back to the 1700s, when they were apparently used as wishing trees. People believed that a person suffering from an illness could hammer a coin into a tree trunks and the tree would take the illness away, but if someone removed the coin, they themselves would become ill. Whether some folks still believe this legend, or they do it simply because it’s fun is still a mystery, but the fact is this bizarre habit has spawned some pretty unbelievable sights that apparently unique to the UK.

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Read more at http://www.odditycentral.com/pics/britains-mysterious-coin-covered-wishing-trees.html#x3Z3UiAHFDDeTXQ1.99

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Cute Dog Pictures for Your Monday Blues

Today, I share with you dogs with children and babies.  Each Monday I post dog pics.  If you have sent me dog pictures, they are in with about 1,000 others and I will get to them, I promise.

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