I am back from Vacation

I had scheduled posts while I was gone, but I was out of town from Sunday through Wednesday up at Christopher Creek in Arizona in the tall pines beside the eponymous stream.  We stayed once more at Christopher Creek Lodge.  The last time we went, we were snowed in with a freak storm.  This time, we were rained on by a freak rain storm.  I told them that if they ever need moisture, invite us to come up and stay.  Our house here in North Phoenix received 2.64 inches of rain the first day we were gone and the freeway was shut down due to flooding.  So, it was probably worse rain if we had stayed home.

Arizona has the largest stand of P0nderosa Pine in the world.  Across the state stretches a divide called the Mogollon Rim.  In the pine country, we were over one mile high, just over 5,500 feet where we stayed so it was nice and cool and pretty.  A great break from the ghastly heat of this summer in Phoenix.

We brought the Hounds of the Bradleyvilles with us this time, fierce, ferocious creatures – all three of them.  My wife took the dogs on so many walks, they were actually tired.  Our youngest two dogs are pretty rambunctious, but in this picture, they had gone for walks and ran around the enclosed dog park until they were too tired to even look up at the camera.

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Barclay the Shi-tzu left, Peanut the Pekingnese right.

Our older dog is about 17 years old now and she skipped out on some of the running.

Heidi the Papillon

Heidi the Papillon

Here is a picture of Christopher Creek by our cabin.  It was running brown with mud from all the rain run-off the first day, but this is the third day when it was clear again.

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Thanks to the nice folks at Christopher Creek Lodge!

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10 Funny Things We Try to Tell Our Dogs

10 Funny Things We Try to Tell Our Dogs

 The following article was written by Jordan Kasteler.

Most of us talk to our dogs all the time, but our meaning sometimes gets lost in translation. For all the guardians who have ever had that head-in-your-hands moment when you wish you spoke perfect “canine,” the following are 10 things that we wish we could make our dogs understand:

1. “This is a tub full of soapy water, not acid.”

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2. “You see the same postal carrier every day. He is bringing us letters, not letter bombs.”

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3. “Yes, your puppy-dog eyes are very sweet. No, you cannot have chocolate.”

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4. “The vacuum cleaner is my enemy, not yours.”

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5. “I love to cuddle with you, too, but could we possibly do it with your butt facing the other direction?”

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6. “I’m sorry, but cat poop just isn’t on the menu.”

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7. “Yes, I see the dog in the other car. Yes, I still see the dog in the other car.”

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8. “You have been inside the bathroom before. It’s not a black hole—I promise I will come back out.”

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9. “Thanks! I was just thinking that these new dress pants would look better with drool on them.”

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10. “I know going for walks is exciting. Just as exciting as it was yesterday … and the day before that … and the day before that.”

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Try as we might to get through to our dogs, chances are that there are still going to be times when communication fails. But dogs understand more than we give them credit for. They can usually pick up more than 200 spoken human words without any instruction whatsoever. Case in point: Are there certain words that you sometimes have to spell in front of your dog, like “treat”? Or “walk”? Or your dog’s name?

Dogs do their best to get through to us, too, using language, facial expressions, and gestures. But we aren’t always as good as they are at understanding.

Perhaps if human beings were more fluent in our best friends’ language, we would understand that they don’t want to be chainedcrated, yanked, choked or zapped by prong or shock collars, or left cooped up in the house all day without a potty break.

Better yet, if human beings were more fluent in all animals’ languages, maybe then we wouldn’t be so quick to use and abuse them for our own gain.

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Israeli archaeologist uncovers ancient treasure trove

Israeli archaeologist uncovers ancient treasure trove

Published September 09, 2013

FoxNews.com
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    A 10-cm gold medallion discovered in Hebrew University excavations at the foot of the Temple Mount in Jerusalem. Etched into the medallion are a menorah (Temple candelabrum), shofar (rams horn) and Torah scroll. (Ouria Tadmor/Hebrew University)

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    A few of the thirty-six gold coins found by Israeli Archaeologist, Eilat Mazar, near the Temple Mount in Jerusalem. (HebrewUniversity/Youtube)

JERUSALEM –  An Israeli archaeologist says she has uncovered a rare trove of ancient gold coins and medallions near Jerusalem’s Temple Mount.

Eilat Mazar of Jerusalem’s Hebrew University says among the finds are jewelry and a gold medallion with the Jewish menorah symbol etched into it. Other findings include items with additional Jewish symbols such as a ram’s horn and a Torah scroll.

“I have never found so much gold in my life!” Mazar said at a press conference on Mount Scopus, the Times of Israel reported. “I was frozen. It was unexpected.”

Excavators uncovered a total of 36 gold coins marked with images of Byzantine emperors ranging 250 years from Constantine II to Mauricius. The Byzantine Empire ruled over Israel until Muslim leader Umar ibn Khattab conquered the city in 634.

Mazar said the treasure, which can be dated back to the seventh century, was discovered in a ruined Byzantine public structure a mere 50 meters from the southern wall of the hilltop compound revered by Jews as the Temple Mount — where the two biblical Jewish Temples once stood.

The site is also considered holy by Muslims who call it the Haram as-Sharif, or Noble Sanctuary.

At the same site, Mazar in July uncovered a 3,000-year-old inscribed piece of an earthenware jug dating back to the time of King David.

The ancient inscription is the earliest alphabetical written text ever found in Jerusalem, dating to the 10th century B.C. It is engraved on a large “pithos,” a type of ceramic jar, along with six others at the excavation site.

The inscription is written in the Canaanite language, which was spoken by a Biblical people who lived in the present-day Israel, and is the only of its kind to be found in Israel. The artifact predates the previously oldest inscription found in the area by 250 years and predates the Biblical Israelites’ rule.

Reading from left to right, the text is composed of a combination of letters that translate to m, q, p, h, n, (possibly) l, and n and have no known meaning in west-Semitic languages.

The meaning of the text remains a mystery but Mazar suspects it relates to the jar’s contents or the name of its owner.

The Associated Press contributed to this report.

Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/science/2013/09/09/israeli-archaeologist-uncovers-ancient-treasure-trove/?intcmp=obinsite#ixzz2ej6PZ6bX

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GM’s got a new 1-liter, 3-cylinder engine. Should you care?

GM’s got a new 1-liter, 3-cylinder engine. Should you care?

By Steve Abrams

Published August 09, 2013

Road & Track

General Motors Europe has just announced an all-new three-cylinder gasoline-turbocharged-direct-injection (GTDI) engine. It will debut soon in the Opel Adam mini-car, to compete with Volkswagen’s TSI engines and the EcoBoost lineup from Ford. The new triple is the first member of GM’s new Small Gasoline Engine (SGE) lineup that was co-developed with Chinese partner Shanghai Automotive Industries Corp. (SAIC) along with new manual and automatic transmissions.

The SGE lineup of three and four-cylinder engines ranging from 1.0 to 1.6-liters will replace the aging Family 0 engines, which currently power the Chevy Cruze, Spark, Sonic and Volt in North America.

Assuming that GM hasn’t already pulled the plug on the next-generation Volt, it could be one of the first North American models to get this engine. When the original Volt concept debuted in 2007, the spec sheet actually listed an engine of this exact configuration, but impending bankruptcy forced GM to switch to the off-the-shelf 1.4-liter four-cylinder.

It might be light a cylinder, but it’s heavy on tech. Aluminum blocks, centrally-located, six-hole injectors and a turbo will provide a much beefier torque curve even at low speeds. With 122 lb-ft at 1600 rpm, this engine could keep the Volt going at much lower speeds than the anemic four-cylinder used today.

Aside from being expensive and with a tight interior, the weakest aspect of the current Volt is poor efficiency in charge-sustaining mode. A smaller, lighter, more efficient range extender (that is, the engine), plus cheaper and more efficient motors from the Spark EV and the latest battery tech could shave a few hundred pounds from a new, second-generation Volt. And stuffing a new battery under the floor instead of in the center tunnel could make it roomier. But that’s if it ever happens. And that’s a big if.

Whatever happens with the Volt, we will almost certainly see this engine family in North America in the next few years. The surprisingly successful Spark will probably switch over to the 1.0-liter. If Ford sees market success with its 1.0-liter EcoBoost in the Fiesta later this year, Chevy could follow suit with the Sonic as well. Reviewers have praised the drivability of Ford’s similarly configured EcoBoost triple in the Fiesta and Focus, so this could be a pleasant addition to GM’s small cars. Larger members of the SGE family could easily find homes under the hood of midsize cars like the Malibu and Regal.

The bottom line is that if GM puts it in the right product, like Ford has done with the Fiesta, it might be a fun engine. But at a minimum, it’ll be the modern high-feature, low-displacement engine that GM needs to compete with Ford’s EcoBoost onslaught.

Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/leisure/2013/08/09/gms-got-new-1-liter-3-cylinder-engine-should-care/#ixzz2eKJlrtUn

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Kate Upton named Model of the Year, defends U.S. women

Kate Upton named Model of the Year, defends U.S. women

Published September 03, 2013

TVGuide 

The curvy model is everywhere these days.

 Surprise! 

Not!

Kate Upton has officially been crowned 2013’s Model of the Year. The Sports Illustrated model will accept the honor Wednesday at the 10th Annual Style Awards, E! News reports.

She also appears on Vanity Fair‘s 100th anniversary cover, and gives an interview in which she defends the work ethic of American females!

“I’m not going to name names, but one agency told me, ‘You’re too American, and everybody knows American women are lazy,” she told the magazine. “I was so offended! I’ve never been so offended! I was like, ‘You know that you’re in America, right?’ And it wasn’t ‘American models’—it was ‘American women are lazy,’ period! I feel like a lot of women would disagree with that. A lot!”

Upton shot to fame in 2012 with her first Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue cover and she graced the cover for a second time this year.

2013 also saw Upton become the face of David Yurman, cover Vogueget asked to prom on YouTubeand film a role for the Cameron Diaz film The Other Woman.

Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2013/09/03/kate-upton-to-receive-model-year-award/#ixzz2eKKx1yAw

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Tasha Harrison on self publishing: ‘I was sick of rejection’

Tasha Harrison on self publishing: ‘I was sick of rejection’

After trying to publish her work through traditional routes for 10 years, Tasha Harrison decided to take control and self-publish.

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‘Self-publishing has been liberating’… Tasha Harrison. Photograph: Tasha Harrison

Why did you choose to self-publish?

I first had interest from a literary agent back in 2001, after sending out a stack of manuscripts. It eventually came to nothing, but at the time I was over the moon just to have confirmation I could write. A year later, after another mass send-out, I found another literary agent who took me on but, unfortunately, she was unable to sell my book, Package Deal. After that disappointment, I told her I was thinking of self-publishing but she didn’t think it was a good idea, so we parted ways. This was 2004 – before the rise of ebooks and the birth of Facebook and Twitter. My husband, Chris, runs a graphic design agency so he helped me to design a cover for Package Deal and we printed a few hundred copies. He also set up a website for me to sell them through. I had no marketing plan but to my amazement several branches of Waterstones in East Sussex took it on, as well as a few independent bookshops. I also got a tiny bit of publicity although most of the press refuse to review self-published books. All in all, I probably sold around 150 copies – but most of those were to friends.

Despite making a loss, it wasn’t completely in vain. I sent off 50 of my new paperbacks and the first three chapters of my next novel, Hot Property, to another round of agents. Before long, I landed myself a new agent who was absolutely certain she could sell Hot Property. But after several drafts, she seemed less keen and told me to write something else, so I did, my third book – Pearls. When I submitted the manuscript, however, she turned it down and politely let me go. To say I was gutted was an understatement. I felt I’d reached the end of the road. It was then 2011. For 10 years, I’d been trying to find a way in, but it was “access denied” every time.

I put my books to one side for a year – I had enough to keep me busy working part-time as a copywriter and looking after two young children. Then Chris got wind of people self-publishing on Amazon and suggested I give it a go. As it would cost us nothing – Package Deal and Hot Property had already been edited and proofread, and Chris could sort out the covers – it was a no-brainer. I was sick of rejection and waiting for agents to get back to me while my books waited in slushpiles. That route clearly didn’t work and I’d wasted enough time trying it. It was time to try something else, so in early 2012, I self-published with Amazon KDP (Kindle Direct Publishing).

Tell us a bit about the books

Package Deal is a comedy about a group of British holidaymakers whose lives become entangled on the Greek island of Kefalonia. It’s told from several characters’ perspectives, including lone traveller Mia who has a more specific reason for going to Kefalonia than her neighbouring counterparts.

Hot Property is also a comedy, this time about a group of British expats who are all chasing the sun, sea and sand dream in Crete, but whose plans for an idyllic lifestyle come a cropper thanks to a handsome but devious property dealer.

My third novel, Pearls, is different. It’s set in England, and is about three women – a reformed alcoholic, a cleaner and a career-driven magazine designer – whose lives converge when they each try to follow or resist fate.

My first two books are beach reads – sort of EastEnders meets Shirley Valentine. My third is a little more serious than the previous two, although it still has a comic element. If I had to put all three books under one umbrella, I suppose it would be “feel-good fiction“. All three books are currently only available as ebooks.

What are the positives of self-publishing?

I’m in control – well, more than I was, at any rate. My books are selling and people are contacting me to say how much they’ve enjoyed reading them. I’ve waited a long time to have that satisfaction! I have instant access to my sales figures, can change my cover image, price and content whenever I want and work to my own deadlines. I’m not worrying too much about what genre I fall under, either. Overall, self-publishing has been liberating.

And the negatives?

Marketing. I’m building a readership from scratch, progress is slow and I’m learning on the job. I joined Twitter and set up a Facebook author page the same day I uploaded my first two books to Amazon – hardly a marketing plan. At first, I found it nerve-wracking interacting with other people on Twitter, asking for advice and feedback. However, I’ve met some lovely authors that way and have learned a lot from them. I’ve also met some lovely readers. Twitter is a great networking tool but it’s not a bookselling tool, although it can be useful when running a free promotion, which I’ve experimented with a few times. Overall, finding the time to market my books and write the next one is the biggest challenge – there just aren’t enough hours in the day.

How are you pricing your books?

When I first uploaded my books, I priced them at £2.99 each (allowing me 70% royalties). After a good start and a successful summer last year that surpassed my expectations, my sales plummeted overnight last September and trickled in over the winter. Suddenly, my future in self-publishing was looking a lot less rosy. I got a bit obsessed with what could possibly have caused such a sudden, dramatic drop in my sales. I came up with various theories – Amazon’s algorithms, the sudden expansion of Amazon into other countries, perhaps my books only have summer time appeal, etc – until, eventually, I realised there was nothing I could do about it. Reluctantly, I dropped the price to 99p, which reduced my royalties to 35%. My reasoning was that it was still early days and I wanted to encourage readers to take a chance on me. Sales have picked up considerably since then.

In my first year of self-publishing, I sold over 1,500 books. In the first half of this year I’ve sold 2,000. For someone who thought they’d be lucky to sell 100, that’s pretty good going!

Have you worked with an editor or designer on the novel?

I edited my first two novels under the guidance of the agents I had at the time, but with my third, Pearls, I was on my own. I sent it to my friend Jo Dearden – a fellow copywriter who I used to work with – and paid her to help me edit and proofread it. She made valid points, spotted inconsistencies and threw ideas on to the pitch. Then it was really hard to know when to follow her advice and when to stick to my guns. As for a designer, I’m very fortunate that my husband has designed all my covers – although I have to do all his proofreading in return!

Do you think this is important?

Professional proofreading and cover design is crucial. I think it’s best to view these services as an investment rather than a cost. When my local Waterstones took Package Deal on a few years back, they looked at the cover, read the blurb and said “yes”. I was astonished. I thought they’d take a few weeks to consider it. But that’s how we all buy books – the cover draws you in, so you read the blurb. If the blurb appeals, you buy the book. So those two elements are essential to get right.

As for proofreading, it’s not humanly possible to spot every one of your typos among 80,000 words – you need a few fresh pairs of eyes. Saying that, I’ve yet to read a traditionally published book without a single typo in it. With regards to editing, it’s important, but I think it’s more subjective. An editor can provide a lot of insightful advice, but you don’t have to follow it all if it doesn’t feel right.

Would you self-publish again?

Yes. I’m currently working on my fourth novel, Blown-Away Man, about an advertising executive who embarks on a journey of self-discovery after having a bombshell dropped on him at a school reunion. I’m also working on a collection of humorous children’s stories, called The Adventures of Fartina Gasratilova. Both books have samples on my blog and should be ready to publish by the end of the year.

A short passage from Pearls

You don’t remember the last time you slapped me, do you?’ said Katherine.

How Miriam wanted to wipe her 15-year-old daughter’s mocking expression from her face right there and then.

‘OK, I’ll tell you,’ Katherine sighed. ‘It was a few days ago when you accused me of not telling you that I’d be staying the night at Samantha’s. Only I did tell you. I’d even written you a note, just in case you forgot about it. Later I found my note and showed it to you and instead of apologising to me you slapped me. I said it was no wonder Julian was avoiding you, ‘cos who wants to spend all their time with a pisshead? You slapped me again, and that time, I slapped you back.’

Miriam had no recollection of any of this. She wouldn’t put it past her angry, rebellious daughter to make it all up just to get back at her.

‘You’re –’ She hesitated.

‘Lying?’ Katherine laughed. ‘Jesus, Mum. You really don’t remember a thing, do you? Weird … I wonder if this is what it’s like to live with someone with Alzheimer’s?’

Miriam exploded. ‘GET OUT!’

Katherine saluted her. ‘Adios, amigo.’ She opened the door and hopped out.

Miriam sped off, nearly colliding with another vehicle and bolting through a red light.

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Cute Dogs for Your Monday Blues

Nothing like cute dogs to cheer up your Monday workweek.

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Sun’s 8.2-billion-year-old twin found

Sun’s 8.2-billion-year-old twin found

By Irene Klotz

Published August 28, 2013

Discovery News
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    This image tracks the life of a Sun-like star, from its birth on the left side of the frame to its evolution into a red giant star on the right. (ESO/M. Kornmesser)

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    This image shows solar twin HIP 102152, a star located 250 light-years from Earth in the constellation of Capricornus (The Sea Goat). (ESO/Digitized Sky Survey 2. Ack: Davide De Martin)

About 250 light-years away in the constellation Capricornus (The Sea Goat) lies a star that looks awfully familiar.

Known as HIP 102152, the star is a virtual twin of our sun, which in and of itself is not so unusual. But HIP 102152 is older than our 4.6-billion-year old sun — by nearly 4 billion years, making it the oldest solar twin found to date.

“It is important for us to understand our sun in the proper context of stellar astronomy and to identify which of its properties are unique and normal, to predict what its fate may someday be,” astronomer TalaWanda Monroe, a postdoctoral fellow at the University of San Paulo in Brazil, wrote in an email to Discovery News.

New high-definition footage from the Solar Dynamic Observatory shows coronal mass ejections, huge eruptions of plasma blasting into space before showering back down on the sun’s surface.

NASA’s Solar Dynamics Observatory

With human lifespans so limited, seeing the sun in context means astronomers must find stars with similar mass, chemical composition, temperature and other characteristics. From that, they can then extrapolate information about our sun, such as how bright it shined in its youth and how different its radiation may be in the future.

“HIP 102152 is an ideal star to anchor the end of the timeline,” Monroe said.

Stars like the sun last about 10 billion years before running out of hydrogen fuel for their thermonuclear reactions. They then cool and expand into what is known as a “red giant” phase.

HIP 102152 may be like the sun in another way as well. Unlike other solar twins, chemical analysis of HIP 102152’s light shows a good match to the sun’s, including a telltale sign of possible rocky planets.

Scientists found elements common in dust and meteorites missing from HIP 102152’s light — “a strong hint … that the elements may have gone into making rocky bodies and/or planets” around the star,” Monroe wrote.

So far, attempts to search for any orbiting planets have not been successful.

The group also was able to make a direct tie between the amount of lithium in a star and the star’s age.

Some previous studies suggested a low lithium content may indicate the presence of giant planets, said astronomer Jorge Melendez, also with the University of San Paulo.

The new research shows that as a solar-type star ages, its lithium content decreases.

“We could use lithium to estimate the age of a star, something that is very difficult to obtain,” Melendez wrote in an email to Discovery News.

The discovery, made with the European Southern Observatory’s Very Large Telescope, was unveiled at press conference on Wednesday and is the subject of an upcoming paper in Astrophysical Journal Letters.

Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/science/2013/08/28/sun-82-billion-year-old-twin-found/?intcmp=trending#ixzz2eKKEX1LY

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Fellow Author Releases Novel

I met Colin James while attending the West Valley Writers’ Workshop in Avondale, Arizona.  Colin has a number of works and has just released his first novel – Lord Alf.  Here is a picture of Colin James, his bio, a picture of his new novel, a link to Amazon if you wish to purchase it or check it out, and the book description.

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Colin James

Colin James, an Englishman by birth and a Yorkshireman by the grace of the gods, who emigrated to the U.S back in 2001, is a happily married man with two terrible children. After various junctures in New Mexico and New York he and his family are now settled in Arizona. The career path he has followed has taken him from the ranks of the British Army (R.E.M.E.) to the tops of Austrian mountains as a ski guide. A former engineering professional in the semi-conductor industry, he currently runs a successful window cleaning company in sunny Phoenix. As well as helping the local population to see through clean glass, he is a writer, author, and blogger.

A 3rd year student of English literature at Arizona State University and a member of the WEST VALLEY WRITERS WORKSHP Colin has already been published in several on line literary magazines including ‘THE FRONT PORCH’ and ‘AT THE BIJOU’. His work has appeared in print at ‘THE STARVING ARTIST’ and he has received accolades in several prestigious writing competitions. A rising literary star of the future his first novel LORD ALF is completed.

To date Colin has published three books which are available at AMAZON. COM

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The hammer is poised, the metal is hot and the atmosphere in the auditorium is electric. The boys burst through the dry ice, on to the stage, and into their routine. Tennyson’s charge comes alive; a hoof-thundering dash of British humor, classic literature, wailing guitars, and schoolboy inadequacy.

It’s the end of the school year, exams are finished, and Jake and his mates are going out with a bang. The sixth form ‘Blast’ is ahead of them as the lads prepare for one final blow out. Ending their time at ‘Woldcroft Comprehensive’ and taking their rightful place in the annals of high-school history before disappearing to leafy college nowheres. They have practiced, they are word perfect, the act is finely tuned, and they sort of look the part!

‘Lord Alf’ traces the experiences not only of the boys’ performance, but of a soldier who actually rode in the charge, Tennyson himself, and his creation ‘The Charge of the Light Brigade.’ The story unfolds in the corridors of an English secondary school with all the foibles of a depressed Thatcher Britain. It takes us across the battlefields of the Crimea, placing the reader in the center of the charge, and walks the reader through the streets of Victorian England.

‘Lord Alf’ documents the quirks of British adolescence in a dwindling age of empire, a riveting story which shows depth, historical nuance, emotion and humor. It highlights the wastage of war and compares and contrasts the social issues of Victorian England with the modern age.

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Zombie Apocalypse

Zombie apocalypse photos.  If you would like to see earlier zombie posts, please type “zombie” into the search block on my home page.

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