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More Random Humor

More random humor for your enjoyment.  For more, type “humor” in the search box on the home page.

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Thermal Physics Humor

REPLYING TO AN INVITATION TO A SCIENTIST’S BALL

  • Pierre and Marie Curie were radiating enthusiasm.
  • Einstein thought it would be relatively easy to attend.
  • Volta was electrified and Archimedes, buoyant at the thought.
  • Ampere was worried he wasn’t up to current research.
  • Ohm resisted the idea at first.
  • Boyle said he was under too much pressure.
  • Edison thought it would be an illuminating experience.
  • Watt reckoned it would be a good way to let off steam.
  • Stephenson thought the whole idea was loco.
  • Wilbur Wright accepted, provided he and Orville could get a flight.
  • Dr Jekyll declined — he hadn’t been feeling himself lately.
  • Morse’s reply: “I’ll be there on the dot. Can’t stop now must dash.”
  • Heisenberg was uncertain if he could make it.
  • Hertz said in the future he planned to attend with greater frequency.
  • Henry begged off due to a low capacity for alcohol.
  • Audobon said he’d have to wing it.
  • Hawking said he’d try to string enough time together to make a space in his schedule.
  • Darwin said he’d have to see what evolved.
  • Schrodinger had to take his cat to the vet, or did he?
  • Mendel said he’d put some things together and see what came out.
  • Descartes said he’d think about it.
  • Newton was moved to attend.
  • Pavlov was drooling at the thought.
  • Gauss was asked to attend because of his magnetic personality.
  • JP Clark & Siegfried the Deerslayer Wanna-Be

School of Physics, University of Sydney

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Pictures of Hipsters Taking Pictures of Food, etc.

This is a post about the humor in hipsters, the modern day beatniks of retro-poetry coffee shop havens and their habits for taking pictures of their food.  There are some other random hipster items thrown in.  Enjoy!  (if you are a real hipster yourself, I am sure you know funnier jokes that I have not heard of or understand, so please bear with me.)

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New Punctuation Marks We Need

8 New Punctuation Marks We Desperately Need

by Mike Trapp on February 20, 2013

  • Reposted from CollegeHumor
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Things You Would Like to Have – But Don’t Need

Just an odd assortment here for your enjoyment:

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More Crossovers

A regular feature on my blog are crossovers, also called mashups, where you mix two or more things together.  You can search for “crossovers” on the search block on the Home page if you wish to find other similar posts.  Enjoy!

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$68,000 Whale Vomit

You might not realize it, but solidified whale vomit, also known as “ambergris” which sounds better, is a very valuable element in making perfumes.  In fact, so valuable, that an island in Belize is named Ambergris Caye, all the way back to the old West Indies pirate days.  The wonderful town of Whale Vomit.  Even today when this rare element washes ashore, those lucky enough to find it, and who can recognize it, can be overnight much more wealthy.  The problem is, it is very rare, often looks like a variety of rocks, and most people don’t go near it when it smells bad.  Here is one such example of a lucky whale vomit gatherer…

BRITON FINDS ‘RARE WHALE VOMIT’ WORTH $68,000

THE DAILY DISH  PawNation

By AFP Jan 31st 2013

LONDON, (AFP) – A British man has been offered 50,000 euros for a strange-smelling rock his dog found on a beach, which is likely a rare form of whale vomit used in perfumes, the BBC reported Thursday.

Ken Wilman was walking his dog Madge in the coastal town of Morecambe in Northwest England when she began “poking at a rather large stone” with a waxy texture and yellowish color. At first he left it on the beach, but “something triggered in my mind”, Wilman said, prompting him to go back and retrieve the object, which he believes is a piece of ambergris, a substance found in the digestive systems of sperm whales.

Whales sometimes spew up ambergris, which floats on water and has been highly prized for centuries. It is used in perfume-making for the musky fragrance it acquires as it ages — but newer ambergris is foul-smelling.

“When I picked it up and smelled it I put it back down again and I thought ‘urgh’,” Wilman told the BBC. “It has a musky smell, but the more you smell it the nicer the smell becomes.”

He is waiting for tests to confirm his find is ambergris, nicknamed “floating gold”, but says he has been offered 50,000 euros (£43,000, $68,000) for it by a French dealer.

“It’s worth so much because of its particular properties,” Andrew Kitchener, principal curator of vertebrates at the National Museum of Scotland, told the broadcaster. “It’s a very important base for perfumes and it’s hard to find any artificial substitute for it.”

The substance gets a mention in the classic 1851 whaling novel Moby Dick, where author Herman Melville writes: “Who would think, then, that such fine ladies and gentlemen should regale themselves with an essence found in the inglorious bowels of a sick whale! Yet so it is.”

Unfortunately, digging dogs don’t always find prizes worth thousands of dollars. Most of the time they just make a mess. Canines dig for a variety of reasons such as boredom, high energy levels and hunting instincts. As an owner, to curb digging you can either redirect your dog’s energies to something else or remove the elements that encourage it to dig. Some dogs will continue to dig anyways, and may require training, fences or a digging pit. Go to our partner petMD to learn more.


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Still More Bizarre Book Covers

This has been a popular thread in the past.  If you wish to see more, type in “book covers” in the search on the home page.  I cannot attest for all of them as real books, as people are much better at photo-shopping nowadays.  However, the ones with a Kindle tag came right off the sales lists.  Enjoy:

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More Ironic Pictures

Irony is in the eye of the beholder.  Hopefully you will enjoy these:

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Random Humor

Here are some collected random humor pictures for your enjoyment.

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