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Coolness…

You may be cool, but are you Kate Upton cool where people wait in line to touch your hair or see others touch her hair?

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You may be cool, but are you …

ow

 

 

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Kate Upton named Model of the Year, defends U.S. women

Kate Upton named Model of the Year, defends U.S. women

Published September 03, 2013

TVGuide 

The curvy model is everywhere these days.

 Surprise! 

Not!

Kate Upton has officially been crowned 2013’s Model of the Year. The Sports Illustrated model will accept the honor Wednesday at the 10th Annual Style Awards, E! News reports.

She also appears on Vanity Fair‘s 100th anniversary cover, and gives an interview in which she defends the work ethic of American females!

“I’m not going to name names, but one agency told me, ‘You’re too American, and everybody knows American women are lazy,” she told the magazine. “I was so offended! I’ve never been so offended! I was like, ‘You know that you’re in America, right?’ And it wasn’t ‘American models’—it was ‘American women are lazy,’ period! I feel like a lot of women would disagree with that. A lot!”

Upton shot to fame in 2012 with her first Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue cover and she graced the cover for a second time this year.

2013 also saw Upton become the face of David Yurman, cover Vogueget asked to prom on YouTubeand film a role for the Cameron Diaz film The Other Woman.

Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2013/09/03/kate-upton-to-receive-model-year-award/#ixzz2eKKx1yAw

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Nice Picture Goes Viral

Jesse Cottle lost both his legs serving his nation.  During rehab, he meets super-cute Kelly who reminds me a bit of Kate Upton.  Hero wins her heart and they get married.  A photographer takes a candid picture and it goes viral on the web.  Why?  Because we all like happy stories and good endings for our heroes.

Double-amputee Marine in viral photo of wife carrying him hopes it can inspire others

Published August 29, 2013

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A double-amputee Marine pictured in a viral photo being carried by his wife hopes the image will “represent overcoming any kind of adversity, big or small.”

Jesse Cottle was in Afghanistan in 2009 as part of an infantry squad when an IED exploded, costing him both his legs.

When he returned home to the U.S. for rehabilitation in California, he met his future wife, Kelly Cottle, at a swim meet.

“The more I got to know him, the more things that would surprise me about him,” Kelly Cottle told “Fox & Friends” on Thursday.

“The more I got to know him, the more things that would surprise me about him”

– Kelly Cottle 

Kelly Cottle said the two visited Idaho to get pictures with her family and the photographer asked to take a few photos of the group standing in a stream.

Jesse Cottle took off both of his prosthetic legs for the shots, and the photographer, Sarah Ledford, decided to take a few impromptu photos of Kelly carrying Jesse on her back as they returned to the shore.

The photos were posted on Ledford’s Facebook page on Aug. 17 and quickly went viral.

“We were like, oh that’s nice. And that’s about it,” Jesse Cottle told ‘Fox & Friends.’ And then it started blowing up from there and it just…boggled our minds from the beginning.”

Kelly Cottle said people’s reactions to the photo online were “supportive and encouraging.”

“It was hard to believe because they seemed kind of inspired about it, which was strange because it’s so normal to us,” she said. “But we kind of realized how great that is, that if we can inspire someone that’s so cool.”

Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/us/2013/08/29/double-amputee-marine-in-viral-photo-wife-carrying-him-says-hopes-it-can/#ixzz2dOXXWVjJ

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Kate Upton Not Available Prom Night…poor guy

Kate Upton breaks geeky high schooler’s heart, won’t attend his prom

Published March 25, 2013

FoxNews.com

Jake Davidson still doesn’t have a date for his prom. At least not one named Kate Upton.

The Sports Illustrated swimsuit superstar said that while she was indeed flattered by Davidson’s YouTube prom request – a request that went viral and was viewed over 2 million times — she can’t make his May prom in Los Angeles.

“[I] just don’t know if I can make it work. But I really appreciated being asked — it made me feel really great!” she told People. “This video was creative and funny. It made me laugh.”

Davidson posted a YouTube video last Sunday asking Upton to be his prom date.

“I’m gonna be real with you here, I don’t have a girlfriend, and with prom season coming around, that could be problematic for some,” he explained. “But I’m me, I’m Optimus Prime, and I see the glass half full.”

He proved that by explaining why apparent opposites such as he and Upton attract: “You’re the ying to my yang, I’m Jewish, 5’9 on a really good day – and I can’t dance at all. You’re Christian, 5’10, and that Cat Daddy video should have won an Oscar for best short film – you could say this is destiny.”

“Kate we can ride around all night long, ’til 11, that’s my curfew,” he added.

Upton retweeted the video to her followers and initially gave Davidson hope via Twitter:

“You can call me Katie if you want! How could I turn down that video! I’ll check my schedule ;)”

Davidson couldn’t believe his luck.

“You truly are incredible,” he replied. “Just responding made my year, thanks so much! P.S. Hope your schedule is free!”

Unfortunately, as Davidson has now learned, a supermodel’s schedule is rarely that.

Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2013/03/25/kate-upton-breaks-geeky-high-schoolers-heart/?intcmp=features#ixzz2OcaUMN2J

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Kate Upton says Maybe to Geeky High School Prom Invitation

Confidence to go where no geek has gone before might pay off.  Arguably one of the best looking young ladies in history, super model Kate Upton, fresh off her cover photo on the Sports Illustrated “Swimsuit Issue” was asked by a geeky young man to go to the prom with her.  She retweeted his request and said maybe, and she would check her calendar.  Cheers for Kate Upton for raising the expectations of a generation of geeky guys.  It reminds me of Mila Kunis and Justin Timberlake going to the Marine Corps Ball.  I hope the date happens and he does not die from the strain on his heart.

Geeky high schooler asks Kate Upton to prom on YouTube; she says maybe

Published March 20, 2013

FoxNews.com 

 

The lovely and talented Kate Upton

The curvy model is everywhere these days.

Remember when Mila Kunis accepted a Marine’s YouTube video invitation to attend the Marine Corps ball?

Well now a high school senior is trying the same tack, only this time its with supermodel Kate Upton.

And it just might work, too.

Geeky Upton escort wannabe Jake Davidson posted a YouTube video on Sunday asking the Upton to accompany him to his high school prom, because he doesn’t have a girlfriend.

“I’m gonna be real with you here, I don’t have a girlfriend, and with prom season coming around, that could be problematic for some,” he explains. “But I’m me, I’m Optimus Prime, and I see the glass half full.”

He proved that by explaining why apparent opposites such as he and Upton attract: “You’re the ying to my yang, I’m Jewish, 5’9 on a really good day – and I can’t dance at all. You’re Christian, 5’10, and that Cat Daddy video should have won an Oscar for best short film – you could say this is destiny.”

“Kate we can ride around all night long, ’til 11, that’s my curfew,” he added.

The video has already been viewed by over 100,000 people, including Upton, who retweeted it to her followers and also responded via Twitter:

“You can call me Katie if you want! How could I turn down that video! I’ll check my schedule ;)”

Davidson couldn’t believe his luck.

“You truly are incredible,” he replied. “Just responding made my year, thanks so much! P.S. Hope your schedule is free!”

Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2013/03/20/geeky-high-schooler-asks-kate-upton-to-prom-on-youtube-says-maybe/?intcmp=features#ixzz2O9hBr9AL

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Kate Upton One Ups Ex

Pardon me for a gossip post.  I earlier posted on Kate Upton when she was accused of being fat, which I found shocking and had to respond to.  So, here is an update on her, with a funny quote, which mixes her with sports, so I felt it was worth comment.  I will try to keep my gossip column posts to a minimum…

When 2012 began, Kate Upton was relatively unknown.  Although a model for five years, her impromptu You Tube video while going to a sports game as a fan with her friend got over 10 million views.  Now she is the 6th most researched name on the entire Internet.  So this pretty young model started the year obscure, but dating Mark Sanchez, a famous and up and coming Quarterback for the New York Giants.  What a difference a year makes.  She goes from obscurity to super model with a chance to be on the cover of Sports Illustrated’s swimsuit magazine, while Sanchez has a potentially career ending year with the Jets.  After they broke up, she had a chance to get even with some snarky tweets…

Kate Upton takes Twitter swipe at ex Mark Sanchez during BCS title game

Published January 08, 2013 FoxNews.com

 The lovely and talented Kate Upton

The curvy model is everywhere these days.

LOS ANGELES –  Everyone knows she’s sexy, but who could have guessed she was funny and ruthless to boot?

FOX411’s Celebrity of the Year 2012 Kate Upton took to Twitter during Monday night’s BCS title game, in which Notre Dame was shellacked by Alabama 42-14, to take a swing at her ex-boyfriend, New York Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez.

As it became apparent that the Fighting Irish were no match for the Crimson Tide, Upton wrote:

“Its okay Notre Dame this happened to the Jets every week.”

The New York Jets went 6-10 in their 2012-13 season, and Sanchez had his worst season ever, highlighted by a play known now as the “buttfumble” in which he ran head first into the backside of an offensive lineman and fumbled the football, which was run back for a touchdown.

Upton, meanwhile, saw her star rise to unimagined heights, capped by being named, yes, FOX411’s Celebrity of the Year.

Let us begin Upton’s tale waaay back in January 2012, when she was just another bikini model who had something of a viral video hit with her unselfconscious interpretation of doing the “Dougie” while in the audience with friends at a Los Angeles Clippers game.

With her infectious laugh and sexy, fun-loving attitude, the minute-long video raked up almost 10 million hits on YouTube and was declared a “cinema verité classic gone viral” by Vogue magazine.

“I’ve been modeling for almost five years now, and so being shy kind of went out the door a while ago,” Upton told FOX411 in an exclusive interview then. “I’m very confident in my body.”

No kidding.

Naturally, the world demanded to see more of the Michigan native’s dance skills, which she happily obliged by busting out a few moves while shooting the 2012 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue in Australia. The GIF immediately went viral, and rumors swirled that Upton would land the coveted cover.

‘I’m very confident in my body’

– Kate Upton

“Nothing’s for sure, and Sports Illustrated is very secretive, but I had a really great shoot,” Upton told us in January. “Obviously, that would be a dream of mine. So, if I got the cover, it would be amazing.”

By the end of the month, Upton had joined the likes of Kim Kardashian, Padma Lakshmi and Paris Hilton by lustily taking a bite into a juicy Southwest Patty Melt atop a vintage black convertible in an ad for Carl’s Jr./Hardee’s.

“I’m a ‘50s girl with a little cardigan on, a really sweet kind of a girl,” Upton explained to us during a break filming the ad. “But then I take a bite and all of a sudden, I’m sweating, and I’m taking off all of my clothes and I’m in my lingerie!”

The erotic ad premiered in February, not long after the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit edition hit the newsstands. Upton’s dream had come true, and she was indeed gracing its cover.

But along with Upton’s newfound fame came her critics.

“We would never use her,” sniffed Victoria’s Secret casting director Sophia Neophitou. “She’s like a footballer’s wife, with the too-blond hair and that kind of face that anyone with enough money can go out and buy.”

Upton was quick to fire back.

“I’m doing fine in my career, I don’t need to walk down their runway so it’s all good. She can think that and I can think whatever I want about her.” Upton also noted, “Gisele (Bündchen)’s a football player’s wife. Gisele’s in that category so I’m good.”

Meanwhile, a blogger at skinnygirlgossip.com compared Upton to a “well-marbled” cow.

“I’m not going to starve just to be thin,” retorted Upton. “I want to enjoy life and I can’t if I’m not eating and miserable.”

Indeed Upton’s haters would not slow her down. In June, Kate landed the cover of GQ’s July issue, where she saluted America by seductively licking a red, white and blue popsicle. The men’s magazine also released a video shot by Terry Richardson entitled “The Many Talents of Kate Upton,” which featured her skateboarding, hula-hooping and frolicking in a wet tee-shirt.

Curvy Upton, who was once relegated to the lower echelons of the modeling world, now has not one, but two, Vogue covers under her belt and recently landed a campaign with luxury car maker Mercedes-Benz.

“People told me I couldn’t be fashion, that I’m just an old-fashioned body girl, only good for swimwear,” Upton declared. “But I knew that I could bring back the supermodel. What can I say? I’m relatable.”

Upton’s relatability, among other things, earned her the rank of Google’s 6th most searched people in the United States in 2012.

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Mark Sanchez - your season sucked AND you lost Kate Upton...wow!

Mark Sanchez – your season sucked AND you lost Kate Upton…wow!

Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2013/01/08/kate-upton-mocks-mark-sanchez-during-bcs/?intcmp=features#ixzz2HPxEd88y

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Kate Upton called Fat – What an Outrage!

Kate Upton was accused by bloggers of being a fat pig. I am so angry. She is one of the most naturally beautiful and proportioned people I have ever seen in my life. What do people want? For women to look like Holocaust victims? She also just turned 20 last month, and such words can be very hurtful. People forget she is just a kid at 20 and since she is a public figure they think they can say whatever. Her fellow models came out against her because she has had no plastic surgery at all. Something has to be done about these ridiculous claims that women are overweight. Last year it was Jennifer Love Hewitt, another perfectly made curvaceous woman with no artificial surgery. Join me when you hear such outrage in telling people that weighing under 100 pounds at 5’10” is ridiculous.  Kate Upton is 5’10” and only 125 pounds.

The model was recently the target of a “thinsparation” blogger, who attacked the Sports Illustrated model on her site SkinnyGossip.com calling her “thick, vulgar, almost pornographic.”  Kate Upton responded, “I’m not going to starve just to be thin.”  Good for her for saying that, but she IS thin.  If human beings can’t see that we have a strange society.  Nearly half of us overweight, an epidemic of diabetes, but Kate Upton is fat?  Stop the Madness!

Kate Upton: ‘I’m Not Going To Starve Just To Be Thin’

Fat? Are you Kidding Me?

Fat? Are You Crazy?

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