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It looks like it is really going to be a helpful site with lots of good ideas.
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Some say Americans learn geography through wars. It seems if there is a country we are unaware of, like Serbia, Vietnam, Somalia, Sudan, Iraq, Kuwait, etc, then we go and kick some butt and get to know the place. Half of US students cannot correctly identify Mexico or Canada on a map, so I think perhaps it is time we find some reason to pick a fight with them. Just kidding of course! Although those Canadians can be kind of uppity… Anyway… The following is a map of how many Americans view the world, and I hate to say it, but it is kind of a general feeling I share:
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Enjoy these funny headlines. Hopefully they will bring you some laughter and also serve as a warning to fellow writers, to read what you wrote before publishing it…
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I just watched the movie John Carter in that annoying 3D with my wife this weekend. I must say it was very entertaining and the special effects were oustanding. On the downside, the overall plot is muddled because it is a combination of three books, not one. This is a typical Hollywood problem as in Master and Commander which took liberally from 21 books by O’Brien, making a real sequel difficult, and confusing the storyline. There was also a problem with the casting of one of the good guys who looks just like the twin of the main bad guy. Luckily, most everthing else works, and the good guys and bad guys are clear and the love story is overwhelmingly clear, so the rest is not too bad. I love the new four armed creatures, and especially woola, who plays the Martian dog. Since I love dogs, he was my favorite character.
But the purpose of this post is not to review John Carter, but because of a comment my wife made after we saw it. She told me, “I didn’t realize Edgar Rice Burroughs did this.” Not only that, I pointed out, but he did it a LONG time ago. In fact, Princess of Mars was written in 1912! Burroughs was born in 1875 and died in 1950. He is one of the most prolific American sci-fi writers in history, and he did it back when things were running on steam. Electricity and gasoline were just being discovered. Flight was just being discovered. The man was amazing, truly up there with Jules Verne and HG Wells. So this is an homage to Burroughs, a man I hope to emulate in some small fashion with my own sci-fi adventure books. I think a list of his works will speak for themselves. Just remember when you watch John Carter – it was written by someone in 1912…
Barsoom series
These three texts have been published by various houses in one or two volumes. Adding to the confusion, some editions have the original (significantly longer) introduction to Part I from the first publication as a magazine serial, and others have the shorter version from the first book publication, which included all three parts under the title The Moon Maid.[13]
As I said, what a body of work! Awesome job Edgar Rice Burroughs, you are still bringing joy and wonder to audiences a hundred years later. Well done indeed.
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It’s Monday morning, a hard time for most of us. To ease your day, here are some cute animal pics. I threw in two cat pictures for the cat people out there…and two animals that are neither cat nor dog… Enjoy!
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As a follow-up to my post on stem cell meat, here is a link to a story on pink slime:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/03/05/pink-slime-for-school-lun_n_1322325.html
It is a product so vile, that even Taco Bell and McDonalds refuse to serve it in their beef. By using it, you can cut the cost of a pound of hamburger by 3 cents. It is made from all the stuff normally thrown away from slaughtered animals. Parts that would disgust you to hear their names. It is turned into a semi-edible goop by treating it with ammonia (the stuff that smells like urine) then turning it first into a soup, then into a slime. You then mix this delectable treat with real hamburger.
So who would buy such a horrible thing? The federal government, for our children in the free breakfast program. The same people who took away a Mom packed lunch because it did not have a vegetable in it and gave her kids chicken McNuggets instead. Soylent pink for all our kids in school. Yummy. Just wait till the feds are controlling your healthcare too…
How about a nice bowl of ammonia soaked meat by products? Even a cartoon character will have a hard time convincing kids this is tasty.
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The world’s first “test-tube” meat, a hamburger made from a cow’s stem cells, will be produced this fall, announced Dutch scientist Mark Post Chair of the Physiology department atMaastricht Universityin theNetherlands. His goal and that of other similar researchers is to take animal stem cells and “grow” meat in the laboratory.
This would eliminate the need to raise, feed, water and slaughter animals across the world in order to produce a meat supply. By eliminating the need to raise chickens, pigs, cows, and other animals, world food supplies can be dramatically increased while reducing acreage needed for such activities. The first test tube hamburger made from stem cells took around $250,000 to produce; but as the science becomes more efficient, it is likely that large supplies of meat could be served across the world that never breathed, walked, had sunshine or grazed. They spent their entire “life” in a laboratory.
Theoretically, such meat will be similar to normal animals, but the concept of stem cell meat is disturbing to some, including this author. Having grown up on a dairy myself, I know that the taste of beef and milk are highly influence by an animal’s environment and food. Like us, cows are what they eat, both nature and nurture. Milkweed, if consumed by a cow, will cause sour milk. Kobe beef is the result of massaged cows force fed beer each day. How will laboratory beef differ? Will there be missing enzymes, tastes or items that take a real animal to produce?
Will PETA, vegans, or vegetarians choose to eat meat if no animal died to produce it? As strange as all these questions sound, it is my prediction that within just ten to twenty years stem cell meat products will be as common as irradiated vegetables and genetically engineered corn and soy bean seeds are now. Will the organic movement embrace the raising of real animals or will they endorse suffering free grown tissue?
The old joke that this “tastes like chicken” might actually even become true for chicken that was never born or lived but is still served by a future KFC battered up and spiced and dropped in a bucket at a drive through in your near future. In fact, you can get all types of unique sizes and shapes, no more breast, thigh, wing, drumstick – you can grow chicken in the shape of alphabet soup if you want. Think of the possibilities…
Yummy, do you want mustard and mayo with that?
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For those unfamiliar with steampunk, it is science fiction set during the Victorian Era, between 1830 and 1900 or so. It uses history and sci-fi like Jules Verne, HG Wells, the Wild Wild West, League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, etc. This often involves Victorian or Wild West clothing, brass and steam contraptions and goggles. I have mixed Steampunk and politics in this post. First, a Steampunk Palin, surely scary to those on the modern left, and then a lot of Steampunk Lincoln, our first Republican President, and apparently a man with a secret steampunk life.
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Pride goes before destruction, and a haughty spirit before a fall. – The Bible, Proverbs 16:18 KJV.
Better it is to be of an humble spirit with the lowly, than to divide the spoil with the proud. – The Bible, Proverbs 16:19
I have often seen in my own life that when I get all cocky and arrogant and full of myself, God is always there to remind me that is not the case. I have grown proud on many occasions, only to be humbled rather harshly. Now some might attribute this to kharma, back luck, or some other source than God. In fact, many might not agree that God acts in such a way, but I do. The reason is, I am always a much better person and much happier when I am humble. I have seen this in my own family, my friends, and my offspring. When we are haughty, we will soon be humbled. When we are humble, we live better.
This has become such a fact to me that many of my relatives and friends are probably bored and annoyed with me saying it. Every time I fear that I, or someone close to me, is getting too arrogant, I say, Pride goeth before the Fall. I know it’s not a proper translation, but I like the way it rolls of the tongue. I always mean it as a friendly caution, whether to me, or to others. Believe me, it is all too common a problem for me personally, so I remind myself the most.
I have seen many politicians that get full of themselves, only to go down in flames in scandal. The same for famous sports or movie folks. Congressman Wiener, Lindsay Lohan, Brett Fahvre, Donald Trump – hey we could make a list as long as the census couldn’t we?
I have some friends that are much nicer than I am. In fact, nearly everyone is nicer than I am. I grew up abused and I grew a thick, cynical crusty shell. My friend Frank Chow, my recent friend Cameron Milkins – they are people I aspire to be like. They face life with humility and it makes them wonderful people.
Pride in your children, in a job well done, in a successful project are all good things. But thinking too highly of yourself, not realizing how lucky you are to live today in a relatively free society, to not worry about food and shelter, your talents you were born with – those things are not from you, they are from God. In Henry V, my favorite Shakespeare play, King Henry, after winning the battle of Agincourt (the most lopsided victory since the 300 Spartans), decrees that any man who claims credit and does not give all credit to God, would be slain. His army of some 5,000 diseased troops faced around 40,000 heavily armed and fresh Frenchman. He lost less than 100, they lost over 10,000 and surrendered. In those highest moments in our lives is when we must remain the most humble and thankful.
I have so many blessings in my life, my wife, my children, my friends. I have been given talents and limitations in my life for which I am thankful. I am not usually ‘preachy’ like this but watching the politicians in all parties during this election cycle has made me sick of the whole thing. In America especially, the media likes to build up a hero then crush them. Charlie Sheen is one example. Ashton Kutchner was a hero for marrying an older woman. Now he is a bastard for leaving her. When I was growing up, my history books told me our founding fathers were brave, meaningful people who risked their lives to build a free country. Now history books say they were arrogant rich white men oppressing the Native Americans and allowing slavery.
It is a cautionary note which leads me to write this. For myself, for everyone, our lives are brief. We are given our talents and our limits. It is how we live that is truly ours. Are we honest, forgiving, kind, loving of our neighbors? Or are we self-centered, greedy and only looking out for ourselves? Every day I say to myself –
Pride goes before the fall…
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Sometimes people wonder how deep the nerd goes in me. Think bottomless pit. I started reading very young and always loved Conan, Lord of The Rings, Fafhrd and the Grey Mouser, Dune, Chronicles of Amber and other fantasy and sci-fi. I started out with bookshelf wargames, the ones with square paper counters and hex maps. We played one called Gettysburg where the map was ten feet by thirty feet in size and there was one counter for every 100 troops in the battle. It took around two weeks per turn, moving the counters with a long dowel. Then I went to miniature games. Little lead (then pewter when lead was banned) figurines and a ruler. Then computers started to come out. At first, I railed against the demise of pen and paper, or nights with friends eating Doritos and pizza.
I believe my oldest sister had a degree in computer science in 1976, I got mine in 1984. In high school, I was the class of 1981. I put together my first computer in 1977 and then taught the teachers how to operate them when some were donated. The computer lab was a trailer with 4 early Apples. We used to have to go to an arcade and use quarters to play video games. I had three world championships back then, in Space Invaders, Battlezone and Robotron. The first two I kind of cheated because I read the code and figured out to beat them. There was no code protection back then and I knew assembly and machine languages along with COBOL and FORTRAN. Basic had not been invented until later lol. On Robotron I was actually filmed playing it for nearly 8 hours non-stop by the local TV station reporting on the flash in the pan phenomenon of video games. When I left after 8 hours, I had rolled the machines 385 levels 3 times and had 55 free men left lol. I would have played longer but I was hungry and tired.
I started wargaming at a young age, with counters, then miniatures. I played the original Chainmail game which later became Dungeons and Dragons. I was a Dungeon Master and wrote for Dragon Magazine for about twelve articles. I created the famous half-dragon half-man creatures lol. We played pong, nintendo, intellivision, anything we could.
When I got into the Air Force, they came out with Starflight and Pirates, and I lost tons of sleep. Then I was addicted to Evercrack (Everquest), the best game in history and that is where I started being guild master and doing 60 hour gaming weeks. Played almost every game since then and I have 123 Steam games right now, which is about half the games I have loaded up.
At one point I was the first person to make 100 million credits in Star Wars Galaxies with my character Meridian Trivector, and the second to create my own city, Mos Nuevo on Tattooine. I have a five year character on EVE Online, I have been the leader or officer in over a dozen player organizations in Everquest, WoW, SWG, LoTRo, DAOC, etc. I am ranked number 6 out of several hundred thousand players in DoD:S. I was ranked in the top 5 of Age of Conan when I played it.
But then, when games started counting your playing time, I realized I was up to over 70 hours per week. It seemed like an aweful waste of life at some point. Now I play maybe ten hours a week. I try to avoid the really addictive MMORPGs (Massively Multi-player Online Role Playing Games) that can suck the life out of you. Many player associations require that you play a minimum of 50 hours per week in one game to even qualify to join them.
Now, I a ‘cas’, a derogatory term for a casual player. Also known as someone who has a real life as well. Although in my real life I also dress up like I live in the 1880s for Steampunk events, I go to ComicCons and I write science fiction. So my nerd credentials are quite solid, despite my moving into finance, economics and later executive positions. I have watched or read nearly every sci-fi movie or book out there – most of which are not that good. To me science fiction and fantasy are like sex. When its good its fantastic, and when its bad, it is still worth doing.
There is just one person who keeps me from nerding out too much – my wife. At a recent party, I recognized a MechWarrior miniature and she said, “You are such a nerd!” I mean, who wouldn’t know about MechWarriors and Tribes? Anyway, posted below are some pics with me and my bride of 27 years. I fear I am rubbing off on her though, she just got done playing a Zombie game on Google+, but she quit because she could not figure out how to get more energy…such a NOOB!
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