Monthly Archives: September 2013

Kate Upton named Model of the Year, defends U.S. women

Kate Upton named Model of the Year, defends U.S. women

Published September 03, 2013

TVGuide 

The curvy model is everywhere these days.

 Surprise! 

Not!

Kate Upton has officially been crowned 2013’s Model of the Year. The Sports Illustrated model will accept the honor Wednesday at the 10th Annual Style Awards, E! News reports.

She also appears on Vanity Fair‘s 100th anniversary cover, and gives an interview in which she defends the work ethic of American females!

“I’m not going to name names, but one agency told me, ‘You’re too American, and everybody knows American women are lazy,” she told the magazine. “I was so offended! I’ve never been so offended! I was like, ‘You know that you’re in America, right?’ And it wasn’t ‘American models’—it was ‘American women are lazy,’ period! I feel like a lot of women would disagree with that. A lot!”

Upton shot to fame in 2012 with her first Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue cover and she graced the cover for a second time this year.

2013 also saw Upton become the face of David Yurman, cover Vogueget asked to prom on YouTubeand film a role for the Cameron Diaz film The Other Woman.

Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2013/09/03/kate-upton-to-receive-model-year-award/#ixzz2eKKx1yAw

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Tasha Harrison on self publishing: ‘I was sick of rejection’

Tasha Harrison on self publishing: ‘I was sick of rejection’

After trying to publish her work through traditional routes for 10 years, Tasha Harrison decided to take control and self-publish.

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Tasha Harrison

‘Self-publishing has been liberating’… Tasha Harrison. Photograph: Tasha Harrison

Why did you choose to self-publish?

I first had interest from a literary agent back in 2001, after sending out a stack of manuscripts. It eventually came to nothing, but at the time I was over the moon just to have confirmation I could write. A year later, after another mass send-out, I found another literary agent who took me on but, unfortunately, she was unable to sell my book, Package Deal. After that disappointment, I told her I was thinking of self-publishing but she didn’t think it was a good idea, so we parted ways. This was 2004 – before the rise of ebooks and the birth of Facebook and Twitter. My husband, Chris, runs a graphic design agency so he helped me to design a cover for Package Deal and we printed a few hundred copies. He also set up a website for me to sell them through. I had no marketing plan but to my amazement several branches of Waterstones in East Sussex took it on, as well as a few independent bookshops. I also got a tiny bit of publicity although most of the press refuse to review self-published books. All in all, I probably sold around 150 copies – but most of those were to friends.

Despite making a loss, it wasn’t completely in vain. I sent off 50 of my new paperbacks and the first three chapters of my next novel, Hot Property, to another round of agents. Before long, I landed myself a new agent who was absolutely certain she could sell Hot Property. But after several drafts, she seemed less keen and told me to write something else, so I did, my third book – Pearls. When I submitted the manuscript, however, she turned it down and politely let me go. To say I was gutted was an understatement. I felt I’d reached the end of the road. It was then 2011. For 10 years, I’d been trying to find a way in, but it was “access denied” every time.

I put my books to one side for a year – I had enough to keep me busy working part-time as a copywriter and looking after two young children. Then Chris got wind of people self-publishing on Amazon and suggested I give it a go. As it would cost us nothing – Package Deal and Hot Property had already been edited and proofread, and Chris could sort out the covers – it was a no-brainer. I was sick of rejection and waiting for agents to get back to me while my books waited in slushpiles. That route clearly didn’t work and I’d wasted enough time trying it. It was time to try something else, so in early 2012, I self-published with Amazon KDP (Kindle Direct Publishing).

Tell us a bit about the books

Package Deal is a comedy about a group of British holidaymakers whose lives become entangled on the Greek island of Kefalonia. It’s told from several characters’ perspectives, including lone traveller Mia who has a more specific reason for going to Kefalonia than her neighbouring counterparts.

Hot Property is also a comedy, this time about a group of British expats who are all chasing the sun, sea and sand dream in Crete, but whose plans for an idyllic lifestyle come a cropper thanks to a handsome but devious property dealer.

My third novel, Pearls, is different. It’s set in England, and is about three women – a reformed alcoholic, a cleaner and a career-driven magazine designer – whose lives converge when they each try to follow or resist fate.

My first two books are beach reads – sort of EastEnders meets Shirley Valentine. My third is a little more serious than the previous two, although it still has a comic element. If I had to put all three books under one umbrella, I suppose it would be “feel-good fiction“. All three books are currently only available as ebooks.

What are the positives of self-publishing?

I’m in control – well, more than I was, at any rate. My books are selling and people are contacting me to say how much they’ve enjoyed reading them. I’ve waited a long time to have that satisfaction! I have instant access to my sales figures, can change my cover image, price and content whenever I want and work to my own deadlines. I’m not worrying too much about what genre I fall under, either. Overall, self-publishing has been liberating.

And the negatives?

Marketing. I’m building a readership from scratch, progress is slow and I’m learning on the job. I joined Twitter and set up a Facebook author page the same day I uploaded my first two books to Amazon – hardly a marketing plan. At first, I found it nerve-wracking interacting with other people on Twitter, asking for advice and feedback. However, I’ve met some lovely authors that way and have learned a lot from them. I’ve also met some lovely readers. Twitter is a great networking tool but it’s not a bookselling tool, although it can be useful when running a free promotion, which I’ve experimented with a few times. Overall, finding the time to market my books and write the next one is the biggest challenge – there just aren’t enough hours in the day.

How are you pricing your books?

When I first uploaded my books, I priced them at £2.99 each (allowing me 70% royalties). After a good start and a successful summer last year that surpassed my expectations, my sales plummeted overnight last September and trickled in over the winter. Suddenly, my future in self-publishing was looking a lot less rosy. I got a bit obsessed with what could possibly have caused such a sudden, dramatic drop in my sales. I came up with various theories – Amazon’s algorithms, the sudden expansion of Amazon into other countries, perhaps my books only have summer time appeal, etc – until, eventually, I realised there was nothing I could do about it. Reluctantly, I dropped the price to 99p, which reduced my royalties to 35%. My reasoning was that it was still early days and I wanted to encourage readers to take a chance on me. Sales have picked up considerably since then.

In my first year of self-publishing, I sold over 1,500 books. In the first half of this year I’ve sold 2,000. For someone who thought they’d be lucky to sell 100, that’s pretty good going!

Have you worked with an editor or designer on the novel?

I edited my first two novels under the guidance of the agents I had at the time, but with my third, Pearls, I was on my own. I sent it to my friend Jo Dearden – a fellow copywriter who I used to work with – and paid her to help me edit and proofread it. She made valid points, spotted inconsistencies and threw ideas on to the pitch. Then it was really hard to know when to follow her advice and when to stick to my guns. As for a designer, I’m very fortunate that my husband has designed all my covers – although I have to do all his proofreading in return!

Do you think this is important?

Professional proofreading and cover design is crucial. I think it’s best to view these services as an investment rather than a cost. When my local Waterstones took Package Deal on a few years back, they looked at the cover, read the blurb and said “yes”. I was astonished. I thought they’d take a few weeks to consider it. But that’s how we all buy books – the cover draws you in, so you read the blurb. If the blurb appeals, you buy the book. So those two elements are essential to get right.

As for proofreading, it’s not humanly possible to spot every one of your typos among 80,000 words – you need a few fresh pairs of eyes. Saying that, I’ve yet to read a traditionally published book without a single typo in it. With regards to editing, it’s important, but I think it’s more subjective. An editor can provide a lot of insightful advice, but you don’t have to follow it all if it doesn’t feel right.

Would you self-publish again?

Yes. I’m currently working on my fourth novel, Blown-Away Man, about an advertising executive who embarks on a journey of self-discovery after having a bombshell dropped on him at a school reunion. I’m also working on a collection of humorous children’s stories, called The Adventures of Fartina Gasratilova. Both books have samples on my blog and should be ready to publish by the end of the year.

A short passage from Pearls

You don’t remember the last time you slapped me, do you?’ said Katherine.

How Miriam wanted to wipe her 15-year-old daughter’s mocking expression from her face right there and then.

‘OK, I’ll tell you,’ Katherine sighed. ‘It was a few days ago when you accused me of not telling you that I’d be staying the night at Samantha’s. Only I did tell you. I’d even written you a note, just in case you forgot about it. Later I found my note and showed it to you and instead of apologising to me you slapped me. I said it was no wonder Julian was avoiding you, ‘cos who wants to spend all their time with a pisshead? You slapped me again, and that time, I slapped you back.’

Miriam had no recollection of any of this. She wouldn’t put it past her angry, rebellious daughter to make it all up just to get back at her.

‘You’re –’ She hesitated.

‘Lying?’ Katherine laughed. ‘Jesus, Mum. You really don’t remember a thing, do you? Weird … I wonder if this is what it’s like to live with someone with Alzheimer’s?’

Miriam exploded. ‘GET OUT!’

Katherine saluted her. ‘Adios, amigo.’ She opened the door and hopped out.

Miriam sped off, nearly colliding with another vehicle and bolting through a red light.

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Cute Dogs for Your Monday Blues

Nothing like cute dogs to cheer up your Monday workweek.

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Sun’s 8.2-billion-year-old twin found

Sun’s 8.2-billion-year-old twin found

By Irene Klotz

Published August 28, 2013

Discovery News
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    This image tracks the life of a Sun-like star, from its birth on the left side of the frame to its evolution into a red giant star on the right. (ESO/M. Kornmesser)

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    This image shows solar twin HIP 102152, a star located 250 light-years from Earth in the constellation of Capricornus (The Sea Goat). (ESO/Digitized Sky Survey 2. Ack: Davide De Martin)

About 250 light-years away in the constellation Capricornus (The Sea Goat) lies a star that looks awfully familiar.

Known as HIP 102152, the star is a virtual twin of our sun, which in and of itself is not so unusual. But HIP 102152 is older than our 4.6-billion-year old sun — by nearly 4 billion years, making it the oldest solar twin found to date.

“It is important for us to understand our sun in the proper context of stellar astronomy and to identify which of its properties are unique and normal, to predict what its fate may someday be,” astronomer TalaWanda Monroe, a postdoctoral fellow at the University of San Paulo in Brazil, wrote in an email to Discovery News.

New high-definition footage from the Solar Dynamic Observatory shows coronal mass ejections, huge eruptions of plasma blasting into space before showering back down on the sun’s surface.

NASA’s Solar Dynamics Observatory

With human lifespans so limited, seeing the sun in context means astronomers must find stars with similar mass, chemical composition, temperature and other characteristics. From that, they can then extrapolate information about our sun, such as how bright it shined in its youth and how different its radiation may be in the future.

“HIP 102152 is an ideal star to anchor the end of the timeline,” Monroe said.

Stars like the sun last about 10 billion years before running out of hydrogen fuel for their thermonuclear reactions. They then cool and expand into what is known as a “red giant” phase.

HIP 102152 may be like the sun in another way as well. Unlike other solar twins, chemical analysis of HIP 102152’s light shows a good match to the sun’s, including a telltale sign of possible rocky planets.

Scientists found elements common in dust and meteorites missing from HIP 102152’s light — “a strong hint … that the elements may have gone into making rocky bodies and/or planets” around the star,” Monroe wrote.

So far, attempts to search for any orbiting planets have not been successful.

The group also was able to make a direct tie between the amount of lithium in a star and the star’s age.

Some previous studies suggested a low lithium content may indicate the presence of giant planets, said astronomer Jorge Melendez, also with the University of San Paulo.

The new research shows that as a solar-type star ages, its lithium content decreases.

“We could use lithium to estimate the age of a star, something that is very difficult to obtain,” Melendez wrote in an email to Discovery News.

The discovery, made with the European Southern Observatory’s Very Large Telescope, was unveiled at press conference on Wednesday and is the subject of an upcoming paper in Astrophysical Journal Letters.

Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/science/2013/08/28/sun-82-billion-year-old-twin-found/?intcmp=trending#ixzz2eKKEX1LY

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Fellow Author Releases Novel

I met Colin James while attending the West Valley Writers’ Workshop in Avondale, Arizona.  Colin has a number of works and has just released his first novel – Lord Alf.  Here is a picture of Colin James, his bio, a picture of his new novel, a link to Amazon if you wish to purchase it or check it out, and the book description.

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Colin James

Colin James, an Englishman by birth and a Yorkshireman by the grace of the gods, who emigrated to the U.S back in 2001, is a happily married man with two terrible children. After various junctures in New Mexico and New York he and his family are now settled in Arizona. The career path he has followed has taken him from the ranks of the British Army (R.E.M.E.) to the tops of Austrian mountains as a ski guide. A former engineering professional in the semi-conductor industry, he currently runs a successful window cleaning company in sunny Phoenix. As well as helping the local population to see through clean glass, he is a writer, author, and blogger.

A 3rd year student of English literature at Arizona State University and a member of the WEST VALLEY WRITERS WORKSHP Colin has already been published in several on line literary magazines including ‘THE FRONT PORCH’ and ‘AT THE BIJOU’. His work has appeared in print at ‘THE STARVING ARTIST’ and he has received accolades in several prestigious writing competitions. A rising literary star of the future his first novel LORD ALF is completed.

To date Colin has published three books which are available at AMAZON. COM

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http://www.amazon.com/Lord-Alf-ebook/dp/B00ETISGXC/ref=sr_1_1?s=digital-text&ie=UTF8&qid=1377799836&sr=1-1&keywords=LORD+ALF

The hammer is poised, the metal is hot and the atmosphere in the auditorium is electric. The boys burst through the dry ice, on to the stage, and into their routine. Tennyson’s charge comes alive; a hoof-thundering dash of British humor, classic literature, wailing guitars, and schoolboy inadequacy.

It’s the end of the school year, exams are finished, and Jake and his mates are going out with a bang. The sixth form ‘Blast’ is ahead of them as the lads prepare for one final blow out. Ending their time at ‘Woldcroft Comprehensive’ and taking their rightful place in the annals of high-school history before disappearing to leafy college nowheres. They have practiced, they are word perfect, the act is finely tuned, and they sort of look the part!

‘Lord Alf’ traces the experiences not only of the boys’ performance, but of a soldier who actually rode in the charge, Tennyson himself, and his creation ‘The Charge of the Light Brigade.’ The story unfolds in the corridors of an English secondary school with all the foibles of a depressed Thatcher Britain. It takes us across the battlefields of the Crimea, placing the reader in the center of the charge, and walks the reader through the streets of Victorian England.

‘Lord Alf’ documents the quirks of British adolescence in a dwindling age of empire, a riveting story which shows depth, historical nuance, emotion and humor. It highlights the wastage of war and compares and contrasts the social issues of Victorian England with the modern age.

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Zombie Apocalypse

Zombie apocalypse photos.  If you would like to see earlier zombie posts, please type “zombie” into the search block on my home page.

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Indian Caste Heads

These were used in the mid to late 1800s as models to teach British personnel to recognize the various castes in India by their hair, headwear and markings.  These are from the Horniman Museum.

1894:

Indian Caste Heads

Indian-Caste-Heads

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Fun Football Facts

Football factoids reposted from The Chive:

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The Amazing Sci-Fi Artwork of Alex Andreyev

I saw this story and collection online and thought you all might enjoy it as well.  I could write so many stories with just these pictures as prompts.  First, the pictures, then the story.  You can click on the photos to enlarge as usual.

Collection: A Separate Reality
by Alex Andreyev

Often when I start a new project, whether it be a painting or piece of animation, I ask myself the question; should I avoid doing something science-fictiony this time?
Usually the answer is no, but I can imagine that you might wonder why I’d consider avoiding the genre in the first place. Well, first and foremost there’s the whole “being called a nerd” thing that none of us like.  And then there’s this idea out there that fantasy-based art isn’t to be taken seriously. It seems that to many, otherworldly art belongs on the covers of nerdy pulp novels and role playing books, and nowhere near a gallery.
So why do sci-fi art then? What’s the point of working so hard on something that won’t ever advance your artsy street-cred?
Well, I can’t answer that question for Alex Andreyev, who’s fine work you see below, but based on my own feelings I bet I can take a guess. His work, done over a number of years, isn’t really the geeked-out sci-fi art you may have seen before. Rather Alex creates a ‘separate reality’, just as the title of his collection suggests. From his work it seems that Alex often wonders what the world would look like if things were just a little bit different, and these paintings may be an attempt to find out for himself.
In my opinion, that’s why sci-fi art is so prevalent, even if it’s never widely appreciated. It’s a venue for a certain type of person to ‘see’ the worlds they otherwise could only imagine. It’s a place where people who feel constrained by this reality can go have a romp outside of it. It’s not meant for galleries, because sci-fi art is a highly personal, self indulgent genre, made more for the artist him/her self rather than any particular viewer.
Well, I suppose at least that’s why I do it. Enjoy Alex’s work, and follow the links below the gallery to learn more.
ABOUT ALEX 
Hello, my name is Alex Andreyev. I’m an artist living in Saint – Petersburg.
I’ve been drawing, painting and doing graphic design over last 20 years.
Now I’m searching for a job in movie production or game development industry.
You can buy all my pictures in a high resolution for print on my site – http://www.alexandreev.com/
Buy prints, posters, and greeting cards – http://alexandreev.imagekind.com

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Taylor Swift Leaves HUGE Tip For Very Lucky Fans

Taylor Swift Leaves HUGE Tip For Very Lucky Fans

The Huffington Post  |  Posted: 07/25/2013 10:29 am EDT  |  Updated: 07/26/2013 8:36 am EDT

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Last Friday night was a very good one for the head chef at Ralph’s Italian Restaurant in Philadelphia.

And it was all because of Taylor Swift.

She didn’t even kiss anyone! And after her creepy fan incident, we could use some good T-Swift news.

Instead, she and her tour mates, Ed Sheeran and Austin Mahone, were craving some late-night Italian after their show. They chose Ralph’s.

The head chef immediately called his mother.

“I called my mom to tell her Swift was there, and she wanted me to take a picture because she is a big fan,” he told E! News.

“My son has autism, and while I’m at work my mom and my son love to listen to her music. He loves her music!”

Swift took pictures with the staff and had some more surprises in store. She handed over two tickets to her concert for the following night.

“It was so kind-hearted of her,” the chef told E! News. “My son is 11. It was my son and I’s first concert we’ve ever been to! It was really special.”

And to top it all of, she left a $500 tip.

That’s some good karma right there, Swifty!

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