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You’ve Been Asking – Here She is… (Warning: Graphic Images)

Kiera Von Seirbigh (Ketaklysm) is a very cool person who created the character “Blademouth.”  She was kind enough to give me permission to use it on the cover of Twisted Nightmares. (Available on Kindle)  She is a young make-up artist at NitroxSFX and can be found on Facebook and Deviant Art.  If you appreciate her work, give her a shout out.  If you need a make-up artist, you can see she is extremely talented and doing techniques that are pretty unique.  Please keep her in mind for projects.

Here is a collage of her characters and some of her.  If I find out any of you act like jerks, I will hunt you down, find you, and do a Liam Neeson.

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MIT, Harvard scientists accidentally create real-life lightsaber

MIT, Harvard scientists accidentally create real-life lightsaber

Published September 29, 2013

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    Luke Skywalker engages in a perilous lightsaber duel with Darth Vader in ‘Star Wars: Episode V The Empire Strikes Back.’ (LUCAS FILMS/ZUMA PRESS)

The force is clearly with them.

In a reported first, researchers at Harvard and the Massachusetts Institute of Technology have developed a newfangled technology that theoretically could be used to construct an actual lightsaber.

Until now, photons, or the mass-less particles that constitute light, were thought to not interact, but rather simply pass through each other, just two beams of luminescence during a laser-light show.

“The physics of what’s happening in these molecules is similar to what we see in the movies.”

– Mikhail Lukin, Harvard physics professor 

But according to the Harvard Gazette, scientists at the Harvard-MIT Center for Ultracold Atoms have improbably coaxed photons into hardened molecules you could, in fact, whack against each other in, say, a Bespin-based duel-to-the-death resulting in one person, sadly, losing a hand.

As a lightsaber-wielding Darth Vader once notably noted, “Don’t make me destroy you . . .”

“It’s not an inapt analogy to compare this to lightsabers,” Harvard professor of physics Mikhail Lukin told the Gazette.

“When these photons interact with each other, they’re pushing against and deflecting each other. The physics of what’s happening in these molecules is similar to what we see in the movies.”

Added MIT Professor of Physics Vladan Vuletic in an interview with WBZ-TV, “It has long been a dream to have photons of light beams interact with one another. . .We use laser beams and shine them in from six sides and these laser beams actually cool the atoms.

“Maybe a characteristic of a lightsaber is that you have these two light beams and they don’t go through each other as you might expect; they just kind of bounce off each other.”

However, don’t expect the new technology to soon result in a real-life, proverbial “elegant weapon for a more civilized age,” as exiled Jedi Obi-Wan Kenobe once put it.

Instead, the science behind the recent breakthrough will likely lead researchers to realizing the till-now coveted concept of quantum computing.

“What it will be useful for we don’t know yet,” Lukin reportedly said. “But it’s a new state of matter, so we are hopeful that new applications may emerge as we continue to investigate these photonic molecules’ properties.”

Now, if science would only allow the would-be smugglers out there to get their hands on a trusty blaster.

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Super-Earth Alien Planet May Have ‘Plasma’ Water Atmosphere

Super-Earth Alien Planet May Have ‘Plasma’ Water Atmosphere

Space.com  |  By Nola Taylor ReddPosted: 10/02/2013 9:21 am EDT  |  Updated: 10/03/2013 12:01 pm EDT

A nearby alien planet six times the size of the Earth is covered with a water-rich atmosphere that includes a strange “plasma form” of water, scientists say.

Astronomers have determined that the atmosphere of super-Earth Gliese 1214 b is likely water-rich. However, this exoplanet is no Earth twin. The high temperature and density of the planet give it an atmosphere that differs dramatically from Earth.

“As the temperature and pressure are so high, water is not in a usual form (vapor, liquid, or solid), but in an ionic or plasma form at the bottom the atmosphere — namely the interior — of Gliese 1214 b,” principle investigator Norio Narita of the National Astronomical Observatory of Japan told SPACE.com by email. [The Strangest Alien Planets (Gallery)]

Using two instruments on the Subaru Telescope in Mauna Kea, Hawaii, scientists studied the scattering of light from the planet. Combining their results with previous observations led the astronomers to conclude that the atmosphere contained significant amounts of water.

A wellspring of exotic water

Located 40 light-years from the solar system in the constellation Ophiuchus, the planet orbits its cooler, low-mass M-type star once every 38 hours, 70 times closer than Earth is to the sun.

Its close proximity means that its temperatures reach up to 540 degrees Fahrenheit (280 degrees Celsius). Six times as massive as Earth, Gliese 1214 b is less than three times as wide, falling between the Earth and the solar system’s ice giants Uranus and Neptune in size.

The high temperatures of the planet may affect the hydrogen and carbon chemistry, which could produce a haze in the atmosphere. But determining if the weather is clear or perpetually overcast on Gliese 1214 b would be difficult, as differences in the two atmospheres are small.

“At high pressure and high temperature, the behavior of water is quite different from that on the Earth,” Narita said. “At the bottom of the water-rich atmosphere of Gliese 1214 b, water should be a super-critical fluid.”

super earth waterArtist’s rendition of the relationship between the composition of the atmosphere and transmitted colors of light of an alien planet. Top: If the sky has a clear, upward-extended, hydrogen-dominated atmosphere, Rayleigh scattering disperses a large portion of the blue light from the atmosphere of the host while it scatters less of the red light. As a result, a transit in blue light becomes deeper than the one in red light. Middle: If the sky has a less extended water-rich atmosphere, the effect of the Rayleigh scattering is much weaker than in a hydrogen-dominated atmosphere. In this case, transits in all colors have almost the same transit depths. Bottom: If the sky has extensive clouds, most of the light cannot be transmitted through the atmosphere.

Unlike terrestrial planets, the super-Earth doesn’t have a solid surface, making the height of the atmosphere difficult to define. Instead, atmospheric scientists introduce a concept called the scale height, a height determined by changes in the increase or decrease of atmospheric pressure by a set amount. On Earth, the scale height is about 6 miles (10 kilometers), while on Gliese 1214 b it is three times deeper, according to Narita.

“We predict that ionic or plasma water can be seen deep inside the planet,” Narita said. “However, we may not be able to find hot ‘ice’ — high pressure-ices — inside of Gliese 1214 b.”

Originally discovered in by the MEarth Project, which tracks more than 2,000 low-mass stars in search of planets, Gliese 1214 b was confirmed by the European Space Agency’s High Accuracy Radial velocity Planet Searcher in Chile.

As a planet travels across the face of its star, or transits, it blocks the star’s light slightly, allowing scientists to determine characteristics about it based on how much the light dims.

Though water is often considered a necessary ingredient for life by scientists, Narita doesn’t think that the super-Earth will be promising due to its close orbit, which lies within the star’s habitable zone, the region where liquid water can exist.

“Although water vapor can exist in the atmosphere, liquid water — namely oceans — would not exist on the surface of this planet,” he said. “So unfortunately, we do not think this planet would be habitable.”

Narita’s team intends to continue studying the planet with spectroscopic observations in the visible wavelength, and anticipates that other astronomers will follow.

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3D-printed toothbrush ‘perfectly’ cleans your teeth in just six seconds

3D-printed toothbrush ‘perfectly’ cleans your teeth in just six seconds

Blizzident 3D printed toothbrush

No, it isn’t the misshapen genitalia of the eponymous creature from the Alien movies: It’s a 3D-printed toothbrush that promises to give you “perfectly clean teeth” in just six seconds, with optimum plaque removal and protection of gums.

Called the Blizzident, it is essentially a custom-made toothbrush that’s perfectly formed to the shape of your teeth. You go to your dentist, get a 3D scan of your mouth, and then upload the model to the Blizzident website. The company uses a 3D printer to create an inverse mold of your mouth, and then attaches “soft, ultrafine bristles” to the mold to turn it into a toothbrush. (See: What is 3D printing?) To brush your teeth, you apparently just insert the Blizzident and then bite and grind your teeth 15 times — which takes roughly six seconds. Because the toothbrush is so perfectly formed, and because there are so many bristles, it cleans your teeth perfectly.

Rounding out the technical details, the Blizzident costs $300, and you’ll need to replace it every year ($160 for a new one, or $90 to have your current one refurbished with new bristles). Getting a scan from your dentist will probably cost between $100 and $200. To brush your teeth, you put toothpaste on your tongue, move it over your upper teeth, and then the act of biting and grinding will let the toothpaste flow over your lower teeth. The Blizzident apparently cleans your tongue, too, and the cleaning process (the Bass technique) is so perfect that you apparently don’t need to speed much time flossing. Blizzident is also usable by kids (but their teeth move around, so it’ll cost you dearly to get new molds made regularly).

The appeal of the Blizzident, of course, beyond having perfectly clean teeth, is the massive time saving. If you brush and floss your teeth properly, it should take you around 10 minutes per day; with Blizzident and some basic flossing, it takes a total of 60 seconds per day. Saving nine minutes per day equates to 3285 minutes — just under 55 hours — per year. If you’re the kind of person who wished that days were a bit longer, the Blizzident may be exactly what you’re looking for.

At this point we should note that the makers of Blizzident haven’t yet published any clinical trials for the new toothbrush, but they’re coming “soon.” Not that you really need FDA approval for a toothbrush, but in case you’re concerned, the plastics used in the production process have FDA approval. Some comments made by dentists elsewhere on the internet suggest that the Blizzident might be good at cleaning your teeth, but the short brushing duration might not give the fluoride in your toothpaste time to sink into your teeth. Mostly, though, the overwhelming reaction towards Blizzident is that people want to see it in action, with some real-world testing, before they spend $300 of their hard-earned dollars.

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New Issue of The WOD is out! Free Copy Here.

The WOD is a premier magazine on pop culture, science fiction and conventions.  The top story this issue is an interview with cosplayer Cassandra S. Kyle written by yours truly.  If you poke through the pages you will find some original fiction and a book review in there by me as well.  Please make sure to read all the great columns, including Hal Astell, Alfred Trujillo and Cara Nicole.  It’s a great publication by Patti Hulstrand.  To help her, feel free to frequent the advertisers and let them know you saw them in The Wod.

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Cassandra S. Kyle as Steampunk Catwoman with Michael Bradley at Phoenix Comic Con 2013

Cassandra S. Kyle as Steampunk Catwoman with Michael Bradley at Phoenix Comic Con 2013

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Beaver butts emit goo used in vanilla flavored foods

Beaver butts emit goo used in vanilla flavored foods

Published October 02, 2013

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    Beavers are among the largest of the rodents. (JOEL SARTORE/NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC)

Next time you pick up a vanilla candy, think twice. A chemical compound used in vanilla flavored foods and scents comes from the butt of a beaver.

Castoreum comes from a beaver’s castor sacs, located between the pelvis and base of the tail. Due to its proximity to the anal glands, the slimy brown substance is often mixed with gland secretions and urine.

“I lift up the animal’s tail,” Joanne Crawford, a wildlife ecologist at Southern Illinois University told National Geographic. “I’m like, ‘Get down there, and stick your nose near its bum.'”

“People think I’m nuts,” she added. “I tell them, ‘Oh, but it’s beavers; it smells really good.'”

Beavers use the brown slime, often compared to a thinner version of molasses, to mark their territory. The musky, vanilla scent is attributed to a beaver’s diet of bark and leaves.

Manufacture have been using castoreum as an additive in foods and perfumes for at least 80 years, according to a 2007 study in theInternational Journal of Toxicology.

But getting a beaver to emit castoreum is not easy. Foodies are willing to “milk” the animals in order to get their hands on the gooey substance.

“You can milk the anal glands so you can extract the fluid,” Crawford said. “You can squirt [castoreum] out. It’s pretty gross.”

Only 292-pounds per year is collected because the milking method is unpleasant for all parties involved.

And the worst part? The FDA-approved castoreum is not required to be listed as an ingredient on food items. Manufacturers may list “natural flavoring” instead.

Perhaps a bit too natural for us.

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Random Humor

More random humor to get you through your day!  (for earlier random humor, type “random humor” or “funny pictures” into the search box on the home page.

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‘The Simpsons’ Planning To Kill Character: Major Death Ahead In Season 25

‘The Simpsons’ Planning To Kill Character: Major Death Ahead In Season 25

Posted: 10/01/2013 10:40 am EDT

“I’ll give you a clue that the actor playing the character won an Emmy for playing that character, but I won’t say who it is,” Jean said.

Several of the stars have won Emmys for their work on “The Simpsons,” including Dan Castellaneta (Homer, Krusty, Barney and more), Hank Azaria (Moe, Apu, Chief Wiggum, Comic Book Guy and more) and guest actors Kelsey Grammer (Sideshow Bob) and Anne Hathaway (Princess Penelope).

Viewers will remember “The Simpsons” famously killed off Maude Flanders, the wife of the Simpsons’ neighbor Ned, in the Season 11 episode “Alone Again, Natura-Diddily.”

Other “Simpsons” characters who have perished include Dr. Nick Riviera, Bleeding Gums Murphy, Frank Grimes and Dr. Marvin Monroe.

“The Simpsons” airs Sundays, 8 p.m. ET on Fox.

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Calling Artists – Boutique Gallery Space Needs You – Phoenix Area

A friend of mine, Beth Soliere is the owner of Boutique Solie.  She keeps artwork up at her establishment and the current artist is scheduled to finish their display soon.  She needs new artists to put up work.  Please contact her at her store # 602-258-1061 or her e-mail beth@boutiquesolie.com.   If you are interested, you should contact her quickly, space fills up fast.

Beth Soliere is an awesome person I had the pleasure to work with in our former lives. She has a very classy place called Boutique Solie – http://www.boutiquesolie.com/ and she hosts artwork at her location. Please do yourself and her a favor by connecting with her to showcase your art.

Beth Soliere – Calling all artists and friends of artists. I am looking for someone to show in my store for the months of October and November. Please message me asap! Will need to do the hanging this week. Thanks!

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Keen Halloween Wrap-Up

I want to thank Daniel at Steam Crow for putting together the second annual Keen Halloween.

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Daniel M. Davis is a Phoenix, Arizona illustrator and creator. He co-founded Steam Crow, which makes Good Monster Goods, with his wife Dawna. Daniel loves Halloween, monsters, movies and roleplaying games with monsters. Follow Daniel on Twitter or Facebookhttp://www.steamcrow.com/

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I met a lot of really cool people and had some good friends stop by.  First, for friends – Patti Hulstrand, Mike Syfritt, Hanna Syfritt, Justin Hackert, Jeremy Jpool Colwill, Bonnie, Connie and many others.  As I started typing I realized it would be around thirty names, so please forgive me if I don’t list you.

Connie Galeener

Connie Galeener

Justin and kelly

Justin and kelly

New friends – Josiah from Zolgar’s Forge; Mary from Watto’s Wife; Ramsey Borrego the photographer from Flash in the Past Studio, along with Donna Dungan and Rain Bidelman; Megan Tistle and the other nice ladies at Dollipop Cosmetics who were across the aisle from us; Katy Spratt from Bookman’s; James and Rebecca Hicks of Lunasea Studios at http://lunaseastudios.storenvy.com/ that also publish Little Vampires at http://little-vampires.com/.

Rebecca and James

Rebecca and James

Dollipop girls

Dollipop girls

Thank you also to the many people who purchased copies of my books and those who purchased the hand-made jewelry and accessories made by my lovely wife Becky of susannespassion at http://www.etsy.com/shop/SusannesPassion.

Thanks!

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