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3 Wheeler Morgan

3 Wheeler is Morgan’s best-seller, may spawn entire line

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By Chris PaukertRSS feedGoogle+

Posted Jun 28th 2013

As a glorious rolling anachronism in a line of other rolling anachronisms, we’re not surprised that the Morgan 3 Wheeler has found a small but fervent following. But even Morgan execs probably didn’t see this coming: the trike is outselling all of the brand’s other models – and not by a little bit. According to Autocar, the 3 Wheeler itself will account for over 600 units this year, outshining the sales ledgers of the 4/4, Plus 4 and Roadster models, as well as the Plus 8 and modern-look Aero, the latter two accounting for only about 150 units a year. Importantly, not only is the 3 Wheeler selling in volumes that have “far exceeded” company expectations, it appears to be drawing in a younger crowd, exactly what a boutique automaker like Morgan needs if it hopes to thrive long-term.

With the 3 Wheeler’s great success, it should come as no surprise to learn that the automaker is looking to leverage its appeal with new variations – some with new engines hung out front, others with different bodystyles. And in other matters of the heart, Autocar indicates that Morgan is presently debating whether to continue using its traditional steel chassis construction as well as the extruded aluminum framework found under the Plus 8 and Aero.

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More Random Humor

Here are some funny pictures and humor for you hot summer Saturday.

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Dashboard Today in Phoenix

This was the dashboard inside the car of one of our TV celebrities today in Phoenix.  It shows the outside temperature.

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My Friend Hal Astell Has Two New Books Out

Hal Astell is an amazing friend and a person who knows more about movies and films than anyone else I know.  His peculiar field of study is the B-movie genre although his cinematic knowledge extends to the entire film industry.  You can find his site at:

http://www.apocalypselaterfilm.com/

These are the new books:

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Hal Astell and his lovely wife Dee Astell in Jerome, Arizona for the Film Festival

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    Here are some comments from Hal when I asked him to give me information on the books to post here:

    Actually, the easiest bet for links would be to go to Apocalypse Later at http://www.apocalypselaterfilm.com/. I have both covers up at the top of the page, with artist details and links and Amazon links.

    There’s a decent amount of information on the Amazon pages too. They run $14.99 and $12.99, though Amazon have them on sale. I have copies for sale through my site as well.

    Here’s some quick background on each though. Please let me know if you need anything more.

    Huh? An A-Z of Why Classic American Bad Movies Were Made grew out of a series of reviews I wrote for Cinema Head Cheese (http://cinemaheadcheese.blogspot.com/).

    Originally I was just reviewing films that people have called ‘the worst movie of all time’ and having fun slating them, but gradually I got more serious (while still having fun) and started to discover some amazing reasons behind these films.

    I think the one that started to reshape the project was The Creeping Terror, which was a con job. The director never even intended to make a movie, just start one and abscond halfway through with the money. The film was finished by the financial backers of the piece, many of whom were in it. Then I started to add up reasons and the A-Z format came to mind as a framework.

    In the book I cover 26 films, dating from between 1932-1980, explaining why someone thought it was a good idea to make them. Some are big budget Hollywood productions, like Strange Interlude, with Clark Gable and Norma Shearer, an adaptation of a play built around a terrible gimmick. Some are microbudget movies, like Manos: The Hands of Fate, which was made for a bet. Some were real discoveries, like They Saved Hitler’s Brain, which added new unrelated footage to an older movie in order to pad out a TV timeslot. These films run the gamut of genres, eras and budgets.

    Velvet Glove Cast in Iron: The Films of Tura Satana is a lot more straightforward. It covers every film and every TV episode that actress Tura Satana was in, while providing a background to why she was so important. In my opinion, every movie of the last half century with a strong female lead owes a lot to her and what she did as Varla in Russ Meyer’s Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!

    The covers are awesome, thanks to my wonderful artists. They were the most expensive part of production but they were worth every penny.

    The Tura cover is a deliberate take on the old men’s magazines, not porn but action mags. Usually there was a tough guy on the cover in a dominant pose, dominating everything around him. At his feet, there would be a scantily clad woman, an obvious damsel in distress. This is the same sort of thing but reversed: Tura is the dominant woman with a man in distress under her boot. She’s dressed in Varla’s outfit and the scene is reminiscent of the key scene early in Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill! where her rogue go go dancer fights an all-American boy after they race cars and leaves him dead in the dirt, before kidnapping his Gidget-esque girlfriend. While she’s an anti-hero, if any sort of hero at all, that scene is one of the most important feminist moment in films ever.

    The Huh? cover is a lot more simple. It’s just various characters from some of the films I cover in the book, all sharing a speech bubble that says, ‘Huh?’ as if they can’t understand how their movies were made either.

    By the way, I’m told that Amazon promotes books that reach fifty reviews. I’ll be going in and writing reviews for all the books I’ve bought from local authors (including yours) in the hope of getting to fifty. If you enjoy my books (or even if you don’t), it would be much appreciated if you would do the same.

    Take care,

    Hal Astell

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118 Degrees Today

Here in Phoenix, Arizona an excessive heat advisory.  It is not the hottest I have seen it.  When I first moved here it hit 123 degrees one day.  That day the airport was closed down for awhile because the aircraft safety booklets did not calculate weather conditions past 120 degrees.  I live in a large house with two air conditioning systems.  One was slowing down so we had it fixed a few weeks back.  Now the other one is slowing down…sigh.  We have our A/C set to 77 degree on both systems, but one side of the house is up to 81 degrees and the other up to 80 degrees.

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Our dogs are lying with their bellies on the tile to cool off and we have the ceiling fans thrumming along.  Unfortunately, every house I have ever owned, the hottest rooms seem to be where I put my computer and where I put my bed.  The computer makes it even hotter because I have two big systems in one room without a vent, so I leave the den doors opens.  Probably close to 88 degrees as I type this.  My main computer has a liquid radiator and coolant, plus six big fans in the case, but if it gets much hotter, I might have to shut it down for a bit.

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I am the rare blogger in that I don’t usually blog on my blog.  I like to put up cool stuff, photos, humor, dogs and writing samples.  So here is a real blog post.  Me and my dogs sweating in our house, feeling hot.  My wife is off helping our daughter Heather move.  I hope they are in A/C to do it.  I think they were just packing up boxes.

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Oh, and my day started off by killing another scorpion.  Even they are trying to get out of the heat.  We get bark scorpions because we live on the side of a mountain.  I lived in Arizona for  about twenty years and only saw one scorpion out in the desert.  Now we live on the mountain we get them all the time.  The bark scorpions are small and frail looking but are the most venomous of all.  They are also the only scorpions that can climb on ceilings and hang upside down.  My wife was stung by one a few years ago in our bed.  We could not sleep in it for weeks without turning on the lights and fluffing out all the sheets and covers for examination.

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I hope your day is less hot and more enjoyable.

 

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Movie Review – World War Z

Warning – Some Spoilers.  My movie review on World War Z for The WOD Magazine.

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Movie Review By Michael Bradley

I was looking forward to seeing World War Z after the trailers on television.  The thought of Brad Pitt bringing his resources to a film along with “fast zombies” looked interesting.  Unfortunately, the trailers are more exciting than the film.  In summary, you get to see lots of close ups of Brad Pitt wondering what to do next, amazingly convenient plot devices, and zombies that had me laughing at several points during the movie, along with others in the audience.

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It is not that Brad Pitt acts poorly in the film, but there is absolutely no character development.  He has a family he cares about that his friends use to blackmail him into helping them.  How is that for a story?  His character is some vague UN investigator, leaving you to wonder if he was para-military, medical, just good at mysteries, or what?  The movie never really explains what his expertise is in.

The beginning is the best, and even slightly scary, as zombies attack with lightning speed and people turn in just twelve seconds.  It gets you fired up for an action packed thriller that never happens.  Instead, Brad Pitt is so important, though we never find out why, that they break out all resources to rescue him.  After that, he whisks magically to Korea, Israel and Cardiff despite the world falling apart.  In each place he observes a few people un-attacked.  The story is so linear that you know at each point he will get a clue, move on, and solve the problem.

There are so many plot holes but one bares mention above the others.  Israel has managed to heed early warnings and protect its people behind a huge wall and track entrants through controlled ports of entry.  Do they bother to have even one guard or weapon on the walls?  Of course not, let’s not notice the zombies until they are jumping over.

After he and his friend along the way magically survive an aircraft crash and then magically find a WHO research center while both wounded, he gets a revelation why the zombies don’t attack certain people.  One that there is absolutely no reason for him to come up with based on the movie.  What follows includes zombies that squawk comically like chickens and one that clicks its teeth like Fire Marshal Bill from In Living Color.  At both points the audience was actually laughing out loud.

After that, Brad Pitt’s character magically communicates his vaccine around the world despite a dead satellite phone, UN personnel around the world put together the cure despite worldwide crisis, and Brad Pitt is picked up and taken across the Atlantic to be with his family.  It was the least scary zombie film ever and one of the most poorly written mystery/adventure films as well.  The movie’s earlier action scenes are entertaining, but overall the film is a disappointment.

 

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South American ancient treasure found

Untouched treasure, remains from ancient South American empire discovered

Published June 27, 2013

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    Images of winged beings adorn a pair of gold-and-silver ear ornaments a high-ranking Wari woman wore to her grave. Archaeologists found the remains of 63 individuals, including three Wari queens, in the imperial tomb at El Castillo de Huarmey. (Daniel Giannoni / National Geographic News)

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    Protected from looters by 30 tons of stone, those interred in the mausoleum lay exactly where Wari attendants left them some 1,200 years ago. Archaeologist Krzysztof Makowski Hanula, the projectâs scientific adviser, describes the mausoleum as a pantheon where all the Wari nobles of the region were buried. (Milosz Giersz / National Geographic News)

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    With eyes wide open, a painted Wari lord stares out from the side of a 1,200-year-old ceramic flask found in a newly discovered tomb at El Castillo de Huarmey in Peru. The Wari forged South America’s earliest empire between A.D. 700 and 1000. (Daniel Giannoni / National Geographic News)

Archaeologists uncovered a 1,200-year-old “temple of the dead” burial chamber filled with precious gold and silver artifacts and the remains of 63 individuals in Peru.

The discovery is the first unlooted tomb of the ancient South American Wari civilization from 700 to 1,000 A.D.

“We are talking about the first unearthed royal imperial tomb,” University of Warsaw archeologist Milosz Giersz told National Geographic.

Gold and silver jewelry, bronze axes and gold tools occupied the impressive tomb which consisted of an ancient ceremonial room with a stone throne and a mysterious chamber sealed with 30 tons of stone fill.

“We are talking about the first unearthed royal imperial tomb.”

– University of Warsaw archeologist Milosz Giersz 

Intrigued, Giersz and his team continued to dig and found a large carved wooden mace.

“It was a tomb marker,” Giersz said. “And we knew then that we had the main mausoleum.”

As the archaeologists searched deeper, they found 60 human bodies buried in a seated position which were possibly victims of human sacrifice.

Nearby three bodies of Wari queens were also found along with inlaid gold and silver-ear ornaments, silver bowls, a rare alabaster drinking cup, cocoa leaf containers and brightly painted ceramics.

Gierzs and his team were stunned at their discovery, telling National Geographic they had never seen anything like it.

The Wari’s vast empire was built in the 8th and 9th centuries A.D., and spanned across most of Peru. Huari, their Andean capital was once one of the world’s greatest cities, populated with 40,000 people compared to Paris’ mere 25,000 at the time.

Wari artifacts have long been subject to looters who seek out their rich imperial palaces and shrines. Gierzs and his project co-director Roberto Pimentel Nita managed to keep their dig a secret for many months in order to protect the previously untouched burial chamber.

The temple of the dead project scientific advisor Krzysztof Makowski Hanula told Nationahl Geographic the temple of the dead “is like a pantheon, like a mausoleum of all the Wari nobility in the region.”

Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/science/2013/06/27/untouched-treasure-remains-from-ancient-south-american-empire-discovered/?intcmp=features#ixzz2XTJMZgrl

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1862: Electrotherapy in Paris

1862:

Electrotherapy, Paris

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“Guillaume Duchenne (1806-1875), French physician, demonstrating the use of electrotherapy. He applied electrodes to the cheeks of a woman to stimulate the facial muscles, at the Salpetriere Hospital in Paris.”

– Wikicommons

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Awesome Styrofoam Cup Art

Awesome styrofoam cup art (14 Photos)

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Star Trek: Into Darkness Movie Review

One of my recent movie reviews for The WOD Magazine:

Star Trek: Into Darkness 

Movie Review By Michael Bradley 

Recently it was pointed out to me by a fellow columnist that I am a movie critic while they are a movie reviewer.  Having given some thought to the distinction I would have to agree.  In an era where the focus is on advertising and trailers, I believe movie studios should be held to a higher standard when spending tens or hundreds of millions to produce a roughly ninety minute entertainment.  That is why I am glad for once to be able to wholly endorse a film – Star Trek: Into Darkness. 

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Canon is important to me, even in a movie line which has been “reset” into an alternative timeline.  What made the original Star Trek TV series such a phenomenon was not big budgets or special effects.  It was the great characters, interaction and vision of humans with the same foibles and attributes as now, cast into the future.  The characters are well known – Captain Kirk, the brash, egotistical womanizer, whether with human or alien women, always ready to fire phasers but fiercely loyal to friends and stupidly brave.  Spock, the stoic, emotionless logical being struggling with his human half.  Bones, the wry, cynical doctor.  Uhura, the modern successful woman officer.  Scotty, Chekov, and Sulu along with all the other characters overly defined by national accents and quirky personalities. 

The new Star Trek movies capture those characters and that spirit of human interaction under futuristic alien conditions better than I had ever hoped possible as a long time fan.  The casting is simply perfection.  Chris Pine nails Captain Kirk as the lucky but arrogant leader that you cheer for even though you know they deserve to get in trouble.  Zachary Quinto was born to play Spock.  Zoe Saldana recreates Uhura with an appropriately strong modern take on the role.  Karl Urban plays Dr. McCoy so well I swear I see DeForest Kelley on the screen.  Simon Pegg brings the perfect humor to scenes without being campy or foolish.  No offense intended, but I actually prefer Pegg’s portrayal to Doohan’s original.  The interaction among them all brings pure pleasure to my fanboy senses. 

You might wonder why I am at paragraph four and have not mentioned the plot.  That is the beauty of a well written and directed Star Trek feature.  You don’t even care what the plot is, you just enjoy watching it happen.  The plot is great though as well.  For die-hard fans you will recall that Captain Christopher Pike was the original USS Enterprise Captain in the series pilot, and later was returned to the scene of that episode.  In this time line, things happen differently.  Pike is the father figure for Kirk who lost his father at the beginning of the last film.  The search for family, friends and belonging while growing into responsibility are foremost to the new Kirk.  This is the theme shared by other crew members as well as they chafe on each other while clinging together for friendship and belonging. 

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Benedict Cumberpatch of Sherlock fame plays the villain.  His updated portrayal of Khan loses all the 1970s campiness of the earlier version played so over-the-top by Ricardo Montalban.  The movie is modern, edgy and has great visual effects.  However, it is the personal drama that makes it so enjoyable.  

The film has geo-political overtones about what people are willing to do to get an edge on their potential enemies and where lines should be drawn, including a “drone strike-like assassination” versus “arrest and trial” decision for a terrorist.  It was good that unlike other recent fare that have come off as preachy or even as propaganda for particular partisan beliefs, this one leaves the questions more to the viewer without giving definitive answers.  Kirk makes calls which are illegal, but you are not always sure they are right or wrong. 

As a Star Trek fan, I grew weary of the long line of mediocre films that preceded the last two.  It is great to see that the new reboots were able to capture that original sense of wonder, fascinating characters, sense of family with all the squabbles, and a great plot with little unnecessary diversion.  The very end was not as I would have made it, with the final confrontation with an Admiral seemingly too willing to be fully evil.  That character sticks out all the more because all the others are so complex. 

Alice Eve joins the cast as Dr. Carol Marcus, a new romantic interest for Kirk.  In the original timeline Kirk and Marcus produce a child during a tryst unknown to Kirk.  The grown child meets Kirk and is then slain.  Who knows what will happen in this timeline?  The good news is that Alice Eve was able to be strong and feisty enough to hold her own in screen time with Chris Pine, though the relationship between Spock and Uhura is by far more interesting, as you will see when you enjoy this outstanding film.

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