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More Unusual Guitars

If you want to see previous posts on this topic, enter “guitar” into the search box on my home page.  Enjoy:

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Star Trek Replicators for the US Army

In my ongoing efforts to explain that 3d printing is THEE revolutionary invention of today…  The US Army is now using 3d printing for onsite manufacturing of equipment in war zones.  Star Trek style replicators are here.  Now.

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Star Trek replicators for the Army

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Published January 10, 2013

FoxNews.com

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    A design for a knife made from a 3D printer to help dismounted soldiers probe for IEDs. The tool had to be plastic so as to not conduct with any IED surfaces it might uncover. (Army Rapid Equipping Force)

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    A commonly used Army-issue flashlight has raised, exposed button that allow the light to be accidently turned on in pocket or pouch. This guard was developed and printed to prevent accidental power up and to save batteries. (Army Rapid Equipping Force)

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    A commonly used Army-issue flashlight has raised, exposed button that allow the light to be accidently turned on in pocket or pouch. This guard was developed and printed to prevent accidental power up and to save batteries. (Army Rapid Equipping Force)

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    Soldiers needed a way to see immediately right or left of a vehicle. This camera system was developed and printed in a lab, including CNC-made mounting brackets and a 3D-printed monitor mount. (Army Rapid Equipping Force)

There’s a new force on the front lines, and it’s anything but out of this world.

Remote operating bases in Afghanistan are using Star Trek-style replicators, 3D printers capable of fabricating on the spot whatever the Army may need — from replacement vehicle parts to an entirely new piece of technology.

The Army’s Rapid Equipping Force (REF) worked with Applied Minds, Inc. and Exponent to make the science fiction dream a reality.  Thanks to their efforts, a lab equipped with the 3D printers is only a helicopter ride away.

‘[It’s] basically like a huge glue gun.’

– Westley Brin, product manager with the Army’s Rapid Equipping Force

While the locations cannot be released, the first two labs were posted to forward operating bases in Afghanistan. The third is currently under construction and due to deploy around June this year.

There are four types of computer-driven replicator: 3D printers, CNC mills, laser cutters and water cutters.

The state of the art lab is contained in a 20,000 pound, 20-foot long container that can be carried by a Chinook helicopter. It’s equipped with a 3D printer and a CNC mill, machines that resemble very large microwaves.

With them an engineer can build essentially anything.

How does it work?
“Soldiers walk into the lab and say, ‘this is my problem.’ The PhDs then do the work and show it to the soldiers. The soldiers give them feedback,” and they work together tinkering with the tech until it is exactly fit for purpose, explained Westley Brin, product manager with the REF.

The team uses software similar to that an architect would use, like CAD or computer-assisted design programs, to design their solution in the battlefield. After a design is drawn, they send the file to the 3D printer or the CNC.

3D printers, sometimes called rapid prototypers, take glue or resin and layer it to build the design from scratch.

Brin describes their 3D printer as “basically like a huge glue gun. When you pick up the object created, you can feel the ridges because it builds the object layer by layer. That’s why it’s so fragile.”

The 3D printers can make only softer plastics that last for a month or two — it’s a short-term solution in the field. They can also build several soft models and send them back to the U.S. or anywhere else for volume manufacturing.

CNC mills work differently: Using a drill bit, they take a hunk of aluminum or metal and carves it out as a human would carve a sculpture.

HELP BUILD SOMETHING

REF and the labs use the Broad Agency Announcements (BAA) site to solicit solutions. Anyone can submit a solution and if they think it shows promise they will send someone out to take a look. Know a MacGyver up for creating something for the troops? Check out the site.

A CNC can cut parts from more durable material; Brin describes its output as the “end-all, be-all piece” — meaning it isn’t a stop-gap but a screw, knife, distributor cap or whatever that can be used for the duration.

The lab also lets technicians dial out of Afghanistan to anywhere in the world for advice, whether it’s the CEO of a Fortune 500 company, a college professor or a 13-year-old girl. Anyone with a bright idea to solve the problem or improve the current solution is accessible.

From several thousand miles away, the pinch-hitting engineer can design and feed a solution to the lab in Afghanistan, where the 3D printer and CNC will work overnight. When the team arrives in the morning, presto, a new part is waiting.

What does it make?
Project Powerhand is one of the labs many success stories. Soldiers in Afghanistan use hand-held, ground penetrating radar to detect mines — devices with a very limited battery life.

By creating tech that took the lifespan from 60 minutes to a whopping 36 hours, they immediately made soldiers safer and gave them a tool they could use on a three-day patrol.

Next in the replicator pipeline for the Army is a bigger printer that will combine the CNC and the 3D capabilities and most likely reside at a major base. The labs posted to forward operating bases will be able to communicate with this monster to produce parts as well.

As operations in Afghanistan draw down, the Star Trek-style lab will still have enormous utility, going out with the Army to accompany first-responders at natural disasters within 24 to 48 hours for example.

Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/tech/2013/01/10/star-trek-replicators-for-army/#ixzz2HjnNRuJd

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Flexible Batteries

Printable, flexible, rechargeable, non-toxic zinc batteries could challenge lithium

A flexible, printed zinc battery

The familiar button battery is the workhorse of small electronics. While it is likely to continue to power our existing watches and calculators for a little while, it has become the limiting factor for many key design points of these devices. Like a shipping container in a world of instant messaging, it has no future. One company, Imprint Energy, has assembled the total assault package which might sound the death knell — a rechargeable, flexible, customizable, and printable battery that is cheaper, safer and more powerful.

The key technology developed by Imprint Energy is a polymer electrolyte that allows zinc-based batteries to be recharged. It prevents the formation of fingers which typically bridge across typical liquid electrolytes over time and make charging impossible. The flexible and customizable zinc anode, electrolyte, and metal oxide cathode of the battery are printed in the form of electrochemical inks. The printing process is similar to old-fashioned silk-screening where material is deposited in a pattern by squeezing it through a mesh over a template. While this screen printing is different from what we tend to think of nowadays as3D printing, the use of inkjets and other technologies are driving new convergent, hybrid techniques.

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The implication of this for product designers is that instead of building the device around the power source, not only can the power source be built around the device, it can be the device. Screen printing is also being used to fabricate electronic components that will address the need for cheap and disposable electronics. Norway-based Thin Film Electronics has created prototype all-printed devices that include temperature sensors, memory, logic, and a battery from Imprint Energy. Smart stickers for time-sensitive food or medicines could be printed that might store details of its temperature, chemical exposure, freshness, and history of shock and vibe during handling. A target price of $0.30 would open up a lot of applications where previously a simple temperature sensor and a few bits of storage might currently run $30.00.

The machinery to print different kinds of electronic components from just a few materials still needs to evolve to where it can become a flexible and affordable all-in-one platform. As a raw material, zinc has already proved itself to be extremely versatile. It has neither the danger nor cost of lithium and has built an expansive resume of interesting devices that it can be fashioned into. For example, zinc nanowires with diameters of only 40nm can be made with different properties depending on whether they are crystalline or non-crystalline. They can also be made to exhibit piezoeletric behavior and can woven into clothing for sensing or providing higher voltages for other applications. Zinc aerographite, 5,000 times less dense than water, can be fabricated by vapor depositing carbon layers onto zinc backbones to provide a light conductive matrix similar in structure to aerogel.

At the present time, Imprint Energy is claiming that its battery has an energy density at least as good as lithium-polymer batteries, and that is likely to improve. This may even give the higher-energy-density zinc-air battery technology pause for concern, considering its other advantages. Hearing aids, for example, put a premium on high power capacity and tolerate the high self-discharge rates and non-rechargeability of zinc-air batteries. These batteries are typically activated only when needed by removing a sealing strip that lets air enter the cell, but thereafter have a maximum lifetime of just a few weeks. A battery which eliminates these issues and at the same time opens up new approaches to hearing aid design would be welcome.

It may not be possible for one battery technology to address every power need effectively, but Imprint Energy appears to be taking aim at several of them. Once its technology begins to catch on, we might say goodbye to the button battery.

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Ugly Portrait of Kate Middleton

Paul Emsley was selected to paint the official portrait of Kate Middleton.  He made her, in my opinion, look like a maudlin middle-aged spinster.  I can’t believe the Queen Mother did not say, “Off with his head!”  What do you think:

Kate Middleton with her vibrant smile and personality.

Kate Middleton with her vibrant smile and personality.

Kate Middleton's official portrait...

Kate Middleton’s official portrait…

Kate Middleton Duchess of Cambridge first official portrait unveiled

Published Friday, Jan 11 2013, 6:14am EST | By 
The first official portrait of Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge has been unveiled.

The 2012 painting by Paul Emsley is on display at the National Portrait Gallery from this afternoon (January 11).

Kate Middleton's first official portrait, Duchess of Cambridge

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Emsley told BBC News: “I think it was the right choice in the end to have her smiling. That’s really who she is, I think.

“Everyone, I think, recognises her partly through her lovely hair.

“I’ve altered the color of the eyes slightly to match the color of the blouse and the blue background.”

He added: “I don’t have lots of things in the background. I do like large faces, I find them strong and contemporary.

“I’m interested in the landscape of the face, the way in which light and shadow fall across the forms.

Paul Emsley by his new portrait of the Duchess of Cambridge after its unveiling at the National Portrait Gallery in central London

© PA Images / John Stillwell/PA Wire

“That’s really my subject matter. To have anything else in there is really just an interference.”

Speaking at the unveiling of the portrait, Kate reportedly told the artist: “It’s just amazing, I thought it was brilliant.”

Catherine sat for Emsley once at his studio in May 2012 and a second time a month later at Kensington Palace.

He worked from a series of photographs to complete the image over several months.

National Portrait Gallery director Sandy Nairn picked Emsley for the portrait. Catherine is a patron of the gallery.

The image can be bought from the gallery shop as a single postcard for 70p, or as a set of six for £3.50.

Read more: http://www.digitalspy.com/celebrity/news/a450249/kate-middleton-duchess-of-cambridge-first-official-portrait-unveiled.html#ixzz2Hi2p00Zh

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The Constitution – What Does it Mean to You?

I know I have thousands of people visit this site from outside the United States, so this is mainly for the people here in the US, but I would welcome your perspective as well.  In 1776, a group of predominately Free Masons met regularly to discuss big thoughts.  The biggest was mankind’s inate right to be free.  They decided to go to war with the most powerful, largest empire in the history of the world – The British Empire, in order to put in practice their revolutionary ideals.  They wrote a summary of their opinions in what is now called The Declaration of Independence.  The key phrase being:

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.

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They went further to state that government was created to serve the people, not the other way around.  That if government stopped serving the people, not only did people have a right to rebel, but they had an obligation to overthrow tyranny.  Thomas Paine sent these thoughts in longer form to the masses in Common Sense, which became the literary rallying cry of the people.  You must remember, that up until this time, for thousands of years, Emperors, Kings, Shahs, Warlords and the like were the way countries were ruled, and many believed in the divine right of monarchs.  Class systems of a ruling hierarchy with a permanent lower caste were accepted as the way things were.  To actually espouse that people were to be free and government served them was turning the world upside down.

These people went on to win, and to form the United States of America.  George Washington, who his whole life had been extremely ambitious, was so changed by the war that he turned down the offer to be King.  He agreed only to be President, with limited powers.

On May 25, 1787, the colonies agreed to the Constitution.  The most important feature of the Constitution is this:

The Constitution limits the government.  It says all power is with the people themselves EXCEPT those powers expressly given to the federal government.  It only limits government, not people.

Stock Photo of the Consitution of the United States and Feather Quill

On September 25, 1789, two years after the Constitution was enacted by the colonies to form a central government, the first Congress proposed 12 amendments.  The first two were not ratified, but 3 to 12 were.  These became our first 10 amendments, also referred to as the Bill of Rights.  Even though the Constitution was established to limit government, just two years later, most felt that government had to be limited even more specifically.  Again, all the Bill of Rights limit what government can do, not what people can do.  Here is a key phrase:

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The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the States, are reserved to the States respectively, or to the people.

The tenth amendment clearly states that if a specific power is not given to the federal government, then it is left to the states, or to the people.

CRITICAL ISSUE

Why is this important?  Today, there are two major schools of thought, strict constructionists and loose constructionists.  Strict constructionists tend to be conservatives who believe that the Constitution is a brilliant document and should be followed to the letter.  It preserves the rights of the people and protects against tyranny.  They read The Federalist Papers, a series of explanations on why the Constitution, our form of government, and each of the amendments was passed and its purpose.  These were written by our founding fathers to inform their fellow citizens of their thinking.

Loose constructionists believe the Constitution was good for its time, but it is dated, and seriously flawed.  These tend to be liberal jurists and politicians.  They often advocate using international law and modern culture to make decisions, and view the Constitution as a “living document” that they can change or ignore for modern circumstances.  In a 2001 Chicago Public Radio Interview, Barrack Obama (When he was a law professor and community activist) said that, “The Constitution reflected fundamental flaw of this country that continues to this day.”  You can here that comment here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11OhmY1obS4

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President Obama has also stated that the Constitution is flawed because it says what government can’t do, but not what it can do.  Strict constructionists do not view that as a flaw, but as the intended strength and core of the document.

WHAT IT MEANS TO YOU

The second amendment guarantees your right to bear arms.  The founding fathers put this amendment in so that if government got out of hand, people could rise up and rebel.  The right to bear arms was the right to overthrow a corrupt government.  The British tried to suppress the rebels by collecting their weapons and stopping them training as a militia.  That is how the first battles at Lexington and Concord came about.  British troops were sent to collect people’s weapons and to stop them training as a military unit on the common greens.  That is a sobering thought, that we are allowed weapons so we can take over our government.  And yet, our “loose constructionists” support this same idea when they give arms and support to rebels in Libya, Egypt and Syria to overthrow their corrupt governments.  They support the second amendment for others, but not for us.

If you don’t like the second amendment and find it outdated, their is a process to change it.  However, to avoid this, the federal government is seeking to curtail the ability to purchase and own weapons despite the constitutional guarantee.  Is the Constitution outdated and can the government simply ignore it?

Healthcare reform is also in my opinion a clear violation of the tenth amendment.  So is the Federal Department of Education.  There is no authority under the Constitution for the federal government to run health programs or education programs.  Those are reserved to the individual states and the people.  Do you care?

The loose constructionists major argument is that the government can be trusted and people cannot be.  People cannot own guns, because they will kill others.  People cannot understand healthcare and will be ripped off, so the government needs to step in.  People cannot buy plumbing that wastes water.  People cannot buy lightbulbs that are not efficient.  People cannot buy cars with better mileage.  People cannot choose the best school for their children.  Government is the answer to protect people from their own dumb decisions.

Strict constructionists believe people can decide their own lives and use of money better.  Even if people do make stupid decisions, it is their life and their God given right to do so.  They believe that government is the problem, taking more and more money, controlling more and more of our lives, and only interested in its own growth.  They view having bureaucrats and do-gooders running their lives as the whole reason we rebelled from Britain in the first place.

WHAT DO YOU THINK?  DO YOU CARE?

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Miss America to Have Both Breasts Removed

NOTE:  First, let me say that I do NOT believe in double mastectomies for preventive purposes.  Even with a history of breast cancer, removal of both breasts, just in case, is in my experience a surgical risk and is not warranted.  Of the 250,000 new breast cancer cases per year, 5,000 are in men, 25,000 are in women under 50, the rest are in women OVER 50.  To have your breasts removed in your 20s when there is no sign of cancer is NOT advised.  I wanted to get all of that out, having worked in healthcare finance for over 25 years, so that you know I am not condoning, simply passing on this new phenomenon of women so scared of dying that they remove their body parts.

Miss America contestant to get a double mastectomy as preventive measure

Published January 11, 2013

Associated Press

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    Jan. 8, 2013: Miss DC, Allyn Rose, during the Evening Wear portion of preliminary competition at the 2013 Miss America Pageant in Las Vegas. (AP)

LAS VEGAS –  Win or lose Saturday, Miss America contestant Allyn Rose will have conveyed a message about breast cancer prevention using her primary tool as a beauty queen: her body.

The 24-year-old Miss DC plans to undergo a double mastectomy after she struts in a bikini and flaunts her roller skating talent. She is removing both breasts as a preventative measure to reduce her chances of developing the disease that killed her mother, grandmother and great aunt.

“My mom would have given up every part of her body to be here for me, to watch me in the pageant,” she said between dress rehearsals and preliminary competitions at Planet Hollywood on the Las Vegas Strip Wednesday. “If there’s something that I can do to be proactive, it might hurt my body, it might hurt my physical beauty, but I’m going to be alive.”

If crowned, the University of Maryland, College Park politics major could become the first Miss America not endowed with the Barbie silhouette associated with beauty queens.

Rose said it was her father who first broached the subject, during her freshman year of college, two years after the death of her mother

“I said, `Dad I’m not going to do that. I like the body I have.’ He got serious and said, `Well then you’re going to end up dead like your mom.’ ”

She has pondered that conversation for the past three years, during which she has worked as a model and won several pageants, including Miss Maryland USA, Miss Sinergy and the Miss District of Columbia competition, which put her in the running for Saturday’s bonanza.

With her angular face, pale blonde hair and watchful blue eyes, Rose is unusually reserved. She acknowledged that she comes off as more of an ice-queen than a girl next door

“You have to block out everything and I think sometimes that makes me appear a little cold,” she said. “But it’s because I had to be my own mentor, I had to be my own best friend.”

She measures her age by the time of her mother, Judy Rose’s, first diagnosis, at age 27.

“Right now, I’m three years away,” she said.

Judy had one breast removed in her 20s, but waited until she was 47 to remove the other one, which Rose’s father had called a ticking time bomb.

“That’s when they found she had a stage three tumor in her breast,” Rose said. “And that’s why for me, I’m not going to wait.”

She plans to have reconstructive surgery, but said the procedure has complications and there is no guarantee that she will regain her pageant-approved bust.

Preventive surgery is a “very reasonable” choice for someone with Rose’s family history and a genetic predisposition, said Patricia Greenberg, Director of Cancer Prevention at the Jonsson Comprehensive Cancer Center in Los Angeles.

“I’ve seen young women have it done, and they have great peace of mind,” she said, adding that the alternative is repeated mammograms and physical exams, which detect but do not prevent cancer from developing.

The number of women opting for preventive mastectomies increased 10-fold between 1998 and 2007, as genetic testing and reconstructive surgery options improved, according to a 2010 study published last year in Annals of Surgical Oncology.

Art McMaster, CEO of the Miss America Organization, called Rose an “incredible example” of strength and courage.

The Newburg, Md. native said she has received letters from supporters all over the country, including from fellow “previvors” who say they have been inspired to undergo their own preventive surgeries. The Wynn sports book gives her 25 to 1 odds of winning the Miss America crown, making her a moderate favorite.

But her decision is drawing criticism as well as praise in the staged-managed world of pageants, where contestants regularly go under the knife for a very different reason.

She also receives hate mail from beauty circuit die-hards who write to insist that she continue filling out her bikini.

“You have people who say, `Don’t have the surgery. This is mutilating your body. You don’t have cancer.’ They want to pick apart every little thing,” she said. Some have even accused her of faking the make herself a more media-friendly candidate.

This kind of pre-emptive surgery has divided the medical community as well. For someone in her early 20s to have the procedure is “very unusual,” said Todd Tuttle, chief of surgical oncology at the University of Minnesota.

Sandra Swain, medical director of Washington Cancer Institute in Washington, DC, fears that women who have lost family members to breast cancer could take Rose’s example too literally.

“We’re seen a rise in prophylactic mastectomies and a lot of it is not for a medical reason; it is because of fear and anxiety,” she said.

Rose does not carry the “breast cancer genes” BRCA1 and BRCA2, but she did inherit a rare genetic mutation which might predispose her to the disease.

Her brother, who works for an oncology association, said he sees the irony in a beauty queen choosing to give up her breasts but supports his sister’s choice.

“For me what trumps everything is her living, hopefully to a ripe old age, as opposed to any ancillary things that she might lose from potentially winning Miss America,” said Dane Rose, 31.

Rose initially said that if she won the crown, she would postpone her surgery until after her year as a title-holder. But while shopping for earrings to match her black velvet pageant gown Wednesday, she said she was now considering having the surgery during her reign as a way of inscribing her platform of breast cancer prevention on her body.

“I’ve been thinking how powerful that might be to have a Miss America say, `I might be Miss America but I’m still going to have surgery. I’m going to take control of my own life, my own health care,’ ” she said. “So I guess it’s up to what happens on Saturday night.”

Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2013/01/11/miss-america-contestant-to-get-double-mastectomy-as-preventive-measure/?intcmp=features#ixzz2HhDXfP9F

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Game of Thrones Actor Dying of Cancer

‘Game of Thrones’ actor Wilko Johnson has terminal cancer, refuses chemotherapy

Published January 11, 2013

TVGuide

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Wilko Johnson, who played the iconic mute executioner Ser Ilyn Payne on “Game of Thrones“, has been diagnosed with terminal pancreatic cancer.

In a message posted to Johnson’s Facebook page, the actor’s manager Roger Hoy revealed Johnson “has chosen not to receive any chemotherapy.”

Nonetheless, Johnson “is currently in good spirits, is not yet suffering any physical effects and can expect to enjoy at least another few months of reasonable health and activity.”

Long before he started chopping off heads in Westeros, Johnson was famous as the guitarist and songwriter for the 1970s Brit band Dr. Feelgood. And it seems the actor wants to go out on a high note.

Hoy’s post details Johnson’s plans to complete a new CD, tour France and give a series of farewell performances in the U.K. in the upcoming months.

“Wilko wishes to offer his sincere thanks for all the support he has had over his long career, from those who have worked with him to, above all, those devoted fans and admirers who have attended his live gigs, bought his recordings and generally made his life such an extraordinarily full and eventful experience,” the announcement concludes.

Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2013/01/11/game-thrones-actor-wilko-johnson-has-terminal-cancer-refuses-chemotherapy/?intcmp=features#ixzz2HhCew6OE

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Steampunk Vehicles

The following is a selection of Steampunk-style vehicles, real, imaginary and in-between.

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Kate Upton One Ups Ex

Pardon me for a gossip post.  I earlier posted on Kate Upton when she was accused of being fat, which I found shocking and had to respond to.  So, here is an update on her, with a funny quote, which mixes her with sports, so I felt it was worth comment.  I will try to keep my gossip column posts to a minimum…

When 2012 began, Kate Upton was relatively unknown.  Although a model for five years, her impromptu You Tube video while going to a sports game as a fan with her friend got over 10 million views.  Now she is the 6th most researched name on the entire Internet.  So this pretty young model started the year obscure, but dating Mark Sanchez, a famous and up and coming Quarterback for the New York Giants.  What a difference a year makes.  She goes from obscurity to super model with a chance to be on the cover of Sports Illustrated’s swimsuit magazine, while Sanchez has a potentially career ending year with the Jets.  After they broke up, she had a chance to get even with some snarky tweets…

Kate Upton takes Twitter swipe at ex Mark Sanchez during BCS title game

Published January 08, 2013 FoxNews.com

 The lovely and talented Kate Upton

The curvy model is everywhere these days.

LOS ANGELES –  Everyone knows she’s sexy, but who could have guessed she was funny and ruthless to boot?

FOX411’s Celebrity of the Year 2012 Kate Upton took to Twitter during Monday night’s BCS title game, in which Notre Dame was shellacked by Alabama 42-14, to take a swing at her ex-boyfriend, New York Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez.

As it became apparent that the Fighting Irish were no match for the Crimson Tide, Upton wrote:

“Its okay Notre Dame this happened to the Jets every week.”

The New York Jets went 6-10 in their 2012-13 season, and Sanchez had his worst season ever, highlighted by a play known now as the “buttfumble” in which he ran head first into the backside of an offensive lineman and fumbled the football, which was run back for a touchdown.

Upton, meanwhile, saw her star rise to unimagined heights, capped by being named, yes, FOX411’s Celebrity of the Year.

Let us begin Upton’s tale waaay back in January 2012, when she was just another bikini model who had something of a viral video hit with her unselfconscious interpretation of doing the “Dougie” while in the audience with friends at a Los Angeles Clippers game.

With her infectious laugh and sexy, fun-loving attitude, the minute-long video raked up almost 10 million hits on YouTube and was declared a “cinema verité classic gone viral” by Vogue magazine.

“I’ve been modeling for almost five years now, and so being shy kind of went out the door a while ago,” Upton told FOX411 in an exclusive interview then. “I’m very confident in my body.”

No kidding.

Naturally, the world demanded to see more of the Michigan native’s dance skills, which she happily obliged by busting out a few moves while shooting the 2012 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue in Australia. The GIF immediately went viral, and rumors swirled that Upton would land the coveted cover.

‘I’m very confident in my body’

– Kate Upton

“Nothing’s for sure, and Sports Illustrated is very secretive, but I had a really great shoot,” Upton told us in January. “Obviously, that would be a dream of mine. So, if I got the cover, it would be amazing.”

By the end of the month, Upton had joined the likes of Kim Kardashian, Padma Lakshmi and Paris Hilton by lustily taking a bite into a juicy Southwest Patty Melt atop a vintage black convertible in an ad for Carl’s Jr./Hardee’s.

“I’m a ‘50s girl with a little cardigan on, a really sweet kind of a girl,” Upton explained to us during a break filming the ad. “But then I take a bite and all of a sudden, I’m sweating, and I’m taking off all of my clothes and I’m in my lingerie!”

The erotic ad premiered in February, not long after the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit edition hit the newsstands. Upton’s dream had come true, and she was indeed gracing its cover.

But along with Upton’s newfound fame came her critics.

“We would never use her,” sniffed Victoria’s Secret casting director Sophia Neophitou. “She’s like a footballer’s wife, with the too-blond hair and that kind of face that anyone with enough money can go out and buy.”

Upton was quick to fire back.

“I’m doing fine in my career, I don’t need to walk down their runway so it’s all good. She can think that and I can think whatever I want about her.” Upton also noted, “Gisele (Bündchen)’s a football player’s wife. Gisele’s in that category so I’m good.”

Meanwhile, a blogger at skinnygirlgossip.com compared Upton to a “well-marbled” cow.

“I’m not going to starve just to be thin,” retorted Upton. “I want to enjoy life and I can’t if I’m not eating and miserable.”

Indeed Upton’s haters would not slow her down. In June, Kate landed the cover of GQ’s July issue, where she saluted America by seductively licking a red, white and blue popsicle. The men’s magazine also released a video shot by Terry Richardson entitled “The Many Talents of Kate Upton,” which featured her skateboarding, hula-hooping and frolicking in a wet tee-shirt.

Curvy Upton, who was once relegated to the lower echelons of the modeling world, now has not one, but two, Vogue covers under her belt and recently landed a campaign with luxury car maker Mercedes-Benz.

“People told me I couldn’t be fashion, that I’m just an old-fashioned body girl, only good for swimwear,” Upton declared. “But I knew that I could bring back the supermodel. What can I say? I’m relatable.”

Upton’s relatability, among other things, earned her the rank of Google’s 6th most searched people in the United States in 2012.

Kate Upton

Kate Upton

Mark Sanchez - your season sucked AND you lost Kate Upton...wow!

Mark Sanchez – your season sucked AND you lost Kate Upton…wow!

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Robots

I just finished a short story for the upcoming anthology – Twisted Nightmares, that involves robots, so I had robots on the mind.  As a result, here are some thought provoking pictures of robots for your Tuesday enjoyment:

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