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Do Vegetarians Die Earlier?

There are so many conflicting studies in healthcare.  Recent studies show that vegetarians actually die earlier than their meat eating counterparts.  Here are some recent story links:

http://atlanta.cbslocal.com/2014/04/01/study-vegetarians-less-healthy-lower-quality-of-life-than-meat-eaters/

http://www.meattradenewsdaily.co.uk/news/070213/uk___vegetarians_die_younger_.aspx

University of Graz Study Finds Vegetarians Are Unhealthier, More Mentally Disturbed Than Meat-Lovers

http://www.americanbazaaronline.com/2014/04/02/vegetarians-richer-likely-die-sooner-non-vegetarians/

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2596012/Vegetarians-healthy-poorer-quality-life-meat-eaters.html

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I think in general, studies which say you are going to die from this or that just create fear and anxiety.  There should be a study that determines people who read medical studies have higher stress and die earlier.

Here is what I know to be true:

1) Being healthy is the slowest way to die.  You will still die.

2)  Eating a variety of foods in reasonable portions is healthy.

3) Reducing stress is very important.

4)  Regular exercise is very important.

5) Regular healthy sleep is important.

6)  Being positive is important.

7)  Having a pet adds years to your life.

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8) Being married adds years to your life (though some say at too high a cost…)

9)  Drinking one ounce of alcohol per day is healthy.  (just like other medicines, you can’t take the whole week’s worth on Saturday night.)

Ignore negative studies, live your life, be happy.  You want to eat meat or not eat meat, have at it.

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Thailand – Yes these are all men…

Welcome to Thailand’s Miss Tiffany’s 2014 Beauty Pageant for transgendered males, the ladyboys.

Be careful if you are concerned about gender issues while traveling to Thailand.  These participants are truly difficult to identify.

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Human Barbie talks plastic surgery, plans for the future

Yes, that is an actual picture of a human woman…

Human Barbie talks plastic surgery, plans for the future

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    The Sun

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    Valeria Lukyanova with the ‘Human Ken,’ Justin Jedlica.THE SUN

The “Human Barbie” won’t admit that she’s had any surgery other than breast implants.

But photos of Valeria Lukyanova, published by GQ, show the blonde’s eerie look. The mag traveled to the Ukraine to interview the YouTube sensation, and she dished about her need to adjust her looks and her thoughts on family life.

“Everyone wants a slim figure. Everyone gets breasts done. Everyone fixes up their face if it’s not ideal, you know? Everyone strives for the golden mean. It’s global now,” Lukyanova told GQ, shrugging off her major physical adjustments.

She made some controversial comments about race when discussing the trend toward more plastic surgery in recent years.

“For example, a Russian marries an Armenian, they have a kid, a cute girl, but she has her dad’s nose. She goes and files it down a little, and it’s all good,” she said. “Ethnicities are mixing now, so there’s degeneration, and it didn’t used to be like that.”

The Human Barbie confessed she was on an all-juice diet and only consumed a carrot juice concoction while at lunch with an editor from the magazine.

When asked about her future, the plastic-looking woman was adamant that she doesn’t intend on having any mini-Barbies running around in the future.

“The very idea of having children brings out this deep revulsion in me,” she said. “I’d rather die from torture because the worst thing in the world is to have a family lifestyle.”

Recently, Lukyanova traveled to the U.S. and met the “Human Ken,” Justin Jedlica. She said she would move to America if Hollywood came knocking, but so far no showbiz offers have come her way. Either way, she said she won’t be in the Ukraine much longer, explaining the reaction to her look hasn’t been pleasant.

“The next step is to cut off Ukraine entirely, because all I get here is sh-t. Why waste myself on this?”

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Should Your Former or Current Political Views Cost You Your Job?

This is post is NOT about what you believe about issues or agree with others.  It IS about whether you want to live in a world where you can lose your job for mainstream political beliefs that are later unpopular.

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Case in point – Last week, Brendan Eich resigned as CEO of Mozilla under pressure after his support of California’s ban on gay marriage surfaced. In 2008, he made a $1,000 contribution supporting Proposition 8.

There is no evidence of Brendan Eich discriminating or persecuting gays or lesbians.  When in 2008, he donated $1,000 to a California traditional marriage proposition, not only did 2/3 of Californians agree and pass the proposition, but at the time, Barack Obama publicly stated his own opposition to same sex marriage.  (For the record, I don’t think government should be involved in marriage at all, nor should anyone use the government to keep others from living the way they wish, because today it is them, tomorrow it will be you.)

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The point is, it was a private donation to a mainstream position – wrong or right – held by our President at the time and 2/3 of Californians.  Under campaign disclosure laws, someone looked it up, started a boycott and protest, and now the CEO of Mozilla resigned and is gone.  What if he had supported the opposition to the proposition and was pro-gay marriage and forced to resign?  Would that also be ok?

What causes have you supported throughout your life?  What petitions have you signed, organizations you have joined, money you have donated to charities?  Would you want something from your past that was done due to your personal belief and mainstream at the time to cause you to lose your job and career?

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In my opinion, it is just as wrong for people to persecute gays and lesbians in the past as it is for those groups who are now succeeding to persecute those who opposed them.  Should we implement slavery for white people to make up for the past slavery of black people?  Do we want to live in a country where the victorious take revenge on those they formerly disagreed with on a political issue to the point of taking away their ability to make a living?

Am I wrong about this?  I have been wrong before.  Still, if I am wrong, where does it stop?  Is it winner take all where once you are on top you squash the enemy?  I think that is not the way to live.  Why not be graceful in our victories and give former foes time to become future friends?

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1890: The 25 Stages From Courtship to Marriage

1890: The 25 Stages From Courtship to Marriage

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The Passing of a Great Man

I had the honor of being friends with Don Jansen while we worked together at the House of Representatives.  Don was a quiet man with a great sense of humor and loved by people of all parties and affiliations.  He was so good at his job, that many a contentious issue was settled just by saying, “We got this legal opinion from Don.”  In my experience, Don was never wrong in a legal opinion in over three decades of service.  No one questioned his opinions because they knew he was as smart and thorough as he was honest, kind and honorable.

It is an unfortunate fact of life that as I see myself aging daily in the mirror that more and more often I have to say goodbye to ones that I love and care about.  Don was a man for the rest of us to use as an inspiration to be better people ourselves.  I have no doubt he is in a better place now, waiting in Paradise for his loved ones to join him in the next life.  I hope I can be half the man that Don Jansen was during his life.

The following is the posting at the funeral home.  You can never do justice to a man like Don Jansen in such a short summary or a tremendous life.

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was born on August 21, 1948 in Luverne, Minnesota and was called to enter eternal life with his Lord and Savior Jesus Christ on March 29th, 2014.  Donald William Jansen will be reunited with his parents William John Jansen and Florence Catherine Jansen who preceded him in death in 1982 and 1999 respectfully.  Donald Jansen is survived by his loving wife, Jacqueline Jansen.  Donald is also survived by his children Christopher (Annie Jansen), Morgan (Patty Gomez), and Madison Jansen, along with his grandchildren Darrin and William Jansen.  Lastly, Donald is survived by his only sister, Mary Arnold, and numerous loving family members spanning across the United States.  Donald left Minnesota with his parents and arrived in Phoenix, Arizona in 1951.  He attended St. Agnes Catholic School and Brophy College Preparatory in Phoenix, Arizona.  Donald graduated with a political science degree from Arizona State University in 1970 later serving in the United States Army as a Lieutenant.  After his military service, Donald was accepted into Gonzaga Law School and graduated in 1975.  Donald began an illustrious career with the State of Arizona spanning almost 40 years.  Donald began his journey in 1976 through 1983 as an Assistant Rules Attorney.  In 1984 he became the Legal Counsel to the Majority Leader leaving that post in 1986.  From 1987 through 1992 he held the title of Executive Director of Legislative Council.  In 1993 he landed the position of Policy Advisor & Special Counsel to the Majority, which ended in 1996.  From 1997 through 2004 Donald was tapped to be the Counsel to the Majority, General Counsel, and Counsel to the Speaker of the House.  Donald retired in 2005 after thirty years of incredible and dedicated service to the prosperity of the State of Arizona.  Donald was loved by so many and is referred to as one of the most respected Arizona Constitutional Attorneys.  He was asked to come back in 2005 with the title of Special Counsel to the Majority.  From 2009 through 2014 Donald ended his career where he started as the Rules Attorney.  Donald’s vast knowledge of the United States Constitution and the Arizona State Constitution was second to none.  Donald’s dedication to his family and to this great State will be truly missed.  Yet, his presence will be felt at his former Phoenix residence with his family and in the halls of the Arizona State Representatives.  Visitation will be held from 6-8pm with a Scripture Service at 7pm, Thursday, April 3, at Whitney & Murphy Funeral Home, 4800 E. Indian School Road, Phoenix.  Funeral Mass will be at 10:30am, Friday, April 4, at St. Agnes Catholic Church, 1954 N. 24th Street, Phoenix.   

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Cosplay Pictures for your Saturday

Cosplay pictures for you to enjoy!

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Medieval X-Men Art

Artist Nate Hallinan created concept sketches for a medieval X-Men series.

“The Order of X is a group of ‘gifted’ individuals in the service of Lord Charles Xavier. The Order provides sanctuary and protection to individuals outcast by society due to their innate abnormalities. These people are often misidentified as monsters, demons, warlocks and witches. Only those who are accepting of the ‘gifted’ are welcome in the realm of Lord Xavier.”

A fan of his work even made a petition to have this made into a real comic series. You can sign it here.
Read more at http://www.geeksaresexy.net/2013/12/10/medieval-x-men-art-series-picture-gallery/#WjvJKXcR1j7KpHrW.99

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Harvard discovers three of its library books are bound in human flesh

Harvard discovers three of its library books are bound in human flesh

Harvard discovers three of its library books are bound in human flesh

There’s something undeniably creepy about big, expansive libraries. The hushed whispers, the almost artificial quiet, and the smell of dusty tomes combine to create a surreal experience. But when it comes to creepy libraries, Harvard University might take the cake… you see, at least two of its books are bound in human skin.

A few years ago, three separate books were discovered in Harvard University’s library that had particularly strange-looking leather covers. Upon further inspection, it was discovered that the smooth binding was actually human flesh… in one case, skin allegedly harvested from a man who was flayed alive. Yep, definitely the creepiest library ever.

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As it turns out, the practice of using human skin to bind books was actually pretty popular during the 17th century. It’s referred to as Anthropodermic bibliopegy and proved pretty common when it came to anatomical textbooks. Medical professionals would often use the flesh of cadavers they’d dissected during their research. Waste not, want not, I suppose.

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Harvard’s creepy books deal with Roman poetry, French philosophy,  and a treatise on medieval Spanish law for which the previously mentioned flayed skin was supposedly used. The book, Practicarum quaestionum circa leges regias… has a very interesting inscription inside, as The Harvard Crimson reports.

The book’s 794th and final page includes an inscription in purple cursive: ‘the bynding of this booke is all that remains of my dear friende Jonas Wright, who was flayed alive by the Wavuma on the Fourth Day of August, 1632. King Mbesa did give me the book, it being one of poore Jonas chiefe possessions, together with ample of his skin to bynd it. Requiescat in pace.’

Years later, the infamous “flayed skin book” had garnered so much attention on campus that Harvard went ahead and had the thing tested, concluding that it was likely a morbid 17th century joke. Despite the creepy inscription, their tests showed that the book’s cover was actually made out of a mixture of “cattle and pig collagen”. Hey, two genuine flesh-books out of three ain’t bad.

According to Director of University Libraries Sidney Verba ’53, there are almost certainly more of the human flesh-books out there, but while it’s possible to touch the two identified skin-books in Harvard’s rare book room, the librarians aren’t exactly fond of all the attention they’ve received lately (even inciting a few tepid responses to this very post). In fact, they’ve made it a point to downplay their ownership of the real flesh-bound books in favor of reminding the media that one of them is fake. Nice try.

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If you do decide to head to Harvard and check out the books for yourself, do us a favor – just don’t read them out loud. We all know how that ends.

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Cosplay Pictures for Your Saturday

More cosplay pictures for your enjoyment!

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