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Phoenix Comic Con 2012 – A Happening Place

I went today and spent quite awhile with people I know in the various genre’s just hanging out.  It was busier than last year for a Friday.  Last year, on a Saturday, it was so busy it was hard to move at times and the fire marshal kept changing the exhibit areas to one in one out.  This year there is more space and the aisles are much wider as well.  Some of my display friends were complaining about new rules, like saying they would not dance by their exhibit- so it sounds as if some negotiations went on with the fire Marshall to prevent over crowding tomorrow.

Definitely an awesome event, the best in Arizona, and the best on the west coast you can get tickets for – ComicCon in San Diego had 250k tickets sell out in less than hour…sigh.  I did not have the presence at the event I had wished.  Preliminarily I planned to be on some panels and set up a table to two, but my hip surgery threw things off.  I know I looked normal to others, but felt like this myself:

Kind of crazy, as I was dressed normally and just using a walker, yes a walker, even with dark blue tennis balls on the back.  Still, nothing makes you feel older than walking around a ComicCon with geriatric devices.  I started to tell people I was dressed up as “Full Hip Replacement Man” a new test market graphic novel hero for the aging readers, with awesome wisdom of the years superpowers but with certain mobility limits.  I don’t think it helped much.

Anyway, I had a great time, but once again, eat and drink before you get there.  The food and drinks make theater pricing look cheap and hospital food tasty.  Over half the people today were in costume which made it more fun.  I might go all Steampunk on folks tomorrow.  No time to rub down the walker with bronze…sigh.  I also believe I will be doing a live podcast tomorrow from the event, so stay tuned!

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Funny Headlines – Part 2

Who would have known that posting shots of funny headlines would be so popular?  Thanks and a call out to those over at http://www.bootlehistory.co.uk/forum who linked to my prior headline story which was the intitial impetus to get the viral snowball going on the topic.  People seemed to enjoy ,and after all, that is the whole point of this blog. I also wanted to celebrated getting my short story on Dark Matter published in the latest issue of ConNotations NewsZine.  I will update my currect and future projects tomorrow, since many current have been published now and many future have not yet been talked about.

 

 

 

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Things you would REALLY like to have!

Sometimes it is hard to get that perfect present for the one you love, and our commercial society has millions of supposed buying opportunties from anniversaries, special dates, Valentines Day, Mother’s Day, Father’s Day, Christmas, New Years Day, Easter and on and on.  So here are some awesome award winning gifts for others – or for yourself:

The eight wheeler car!  Tell me you would not have a permanent smile drivng this one around the neighborhood and parking at work.  Forget Octomom, you’d have Octobahn!

That’s right, A Heaven Welcome Basket.  Sorry to my friends who think it is stupid to believe in a Creator or old man in the sky.  You will not only miss out on this entry gift (with a lightsaber!) but will also miss out on – ETERNAL LIFE – the all time favorite on wish lists every where.  Not too late for you.   There is this really cool guide book out there called the Bible.

Everyone has cats and dogs.  You can get a Rottweiler or Pit Bull for protection sure, but how about a Snapping Turtle Tank?  Talk about being master of the neighborhood block watch.  Sure a few fingers might be lost until those snot nosed kids learn not to try to pet it or offer it lettuce, but that is just its way of bringing about order.  The best part is that the twin barrels not only fire grenades (smoke, incendiary and anti-personnel, but can also be used as flamethrowers.  The napalm is loaded under the shell for extra protection.

There can be only one – fluffy omelot and flame broiled steak.  Sure, a sword looks better, but after hacking and slashing all day, you belly will appreciate the Magical Skillet +5, double damage versus monsters with special diets.

Forget the Ferrari.  Nothing says I own this place, this club, this whole freakin’ planet like pulling up in your own Imperial Star Destroyer.  Some may point out the nice blue Super Star Destroyers, but the Emperor and Darth Vader like to cruise in them, and I want to give them their profs.

They should update Christmas Story from a Red Ryder BB-Gun to a Rocket Pack.  Have Mom say, “I don’t know, I heard those were dangerous.  I wouldn’t want you to accidentally fly to Australia…”

NO Photo Radar!  I prefer being pulled over by a real police inspector.

All the fiber you need in your diet just once.  Although I would not recommend the escalator.  Looks like a job for the elevator.

My favorite, I will simply refer to as the argument stopper.  “I said No! Mr. Taliban Reprensentative.  I said NO! Iran, North Korea…etc.  Plus I am pretty sure you show up in that and most villagers will try to guess what you want and just throw valuables to you.

My List of fun gifts to keep in mind for my Hump Day – Wednesday.  I would gladly accept any of them lol.

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I’m Alive and at Home from the hospital!

Thanks for the prayers and well wishes.  I will be back to normal updates starting tomorrow.  Things went well but tons of pain still…sigh.

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Some PUN -ishment! Bad jokes to get you through Hump Day!

Surprisingly, these are not my jokes.  They are so much like my jokes, some will find that hard to believe.  However, in the ongoing debate of nature versus nurture, these are actually puns that my son just sent me.  He knows my warped sense of humor and given my anxiety over my upcoming surgery, sent this to cheer me and the rest of our family up.  The apple does not fall  far from the tree so to speak.  So, enjoy the moans and groans that only puns can provide properly:

I changed my iPod’s name to Titanic.    It’s syncing now.
When chemists die,  they barium.
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
I know a guy who’s addicted to brake fluid.    He says he can stop any time.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.    Then it dawned on me.
This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I’d never  met herbivore.
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity.    I just can’t put it down.
I did a theatrical performance about puns.    It was a play on words.
They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.
PMS jokes aren’t funny; period.
Why were the Indians here first?    They had reservations.
We’re going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory.  I hope there’s no pop quiz.
I didn’t like my beard at first.  Then it grew on me.
Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn’t control her pupils?
When you get a bladder infection urine trouble.
Broken pencils are pointless.
I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?  A thesaurus.
England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.
I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.
All the toilets in New York’s police stations have been stolen. The police have nothing to go on.
I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes.
Velcro? what a rip off!
A cartoonist was found dead in his home.  Details are sketchy.
Venison for dinner again?  Oh deer!

The earthquake in Washington obviously was the government’s fault.
Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.

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GSA Party, Michelle Obama’s Trip to Spain, or Secret Service Scandal – Which Bothers You More or at All?

As a taxpayer there have been three recent scandals that have bothered me.

1)  The General Services Administration (GSA) is the federal “watchdog” to make sure other federal agencies don’t misspend or waste money.  They were recently busted for wasteful spending themselves, even bragging in videos about how they would never get investigated, since they were the investigators.

Congressional hearings this week and an earlier report from the agency’s inspector general, Brian Miller, revealed numerous cases of extravagant spending and mismanagement.

The April 2 release of Miller’s report on GSA‘s $822,000 tab at a 2010 conference in Las Vegas prompted the resignation of the agency’s top official, Martha Johnson, and the firing of two of her top deputies: Public Buildings Commissioner Bob Peck and Johnson’s senior counsel, Stephen Leeds. Another 10 senior managers and employees were place on administrative leave, and Miller has forwarded his findings to the Justice Department for possible criminal charges.

 

 

 

 

 

 

(Shown Above)  Jeff Neely, the federal official at the center of a Wild Las Vegas spending  scandal, took the Fifth Amendment before a House committee yesterday after  photos surfaced showing  him relaxing in a hot tub there on the taxpayer’s dime.  Neely, a commissioner with the General Services Administration, orchestrated the  lavish $823,000 Las Vegas conference in 2010 that resembled a Roman feast of  endlessly flowing, taxpayer-paid booze, sumptuous meals and an assembly line of  entertainment jesters that included a clown, a mind reader and comedian

In addition, GSA employees spent a week in Hawaii for a one hour ribbon cutting ceremony.  They even made videos about wasting money and how they would never get caught.  Their leader posted pictures of his penthouse suite, sitting in a hot tub with champagne, all paid for by us, the taxpayers.  They have people who paid around $100 for a hotel room but charged the government $1,000 in reimbursements.  And more and more…

2) First lady Michelle Obama’s 2010 trip to Spain cost taxpayers nearly $470,000, according to a conservative watchdog group that obtained Secret Service records from the overseas excursion.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

That trip, which the first lady took with her younger daughter Sasha, drew widespread criticism at the time — as the visuals of the first lady in an elegant Mediterranean setting clashed with the still-struggling U.S. economy.

Judicial Watch, which filed a Freedom of Information Act request, claimed Thursday that documents show the trip cost at least $467,585.  This is not the first, but only one of many expensive vacations taken by the first lady and the first family.  Why are people outraged with the GSA spending $800k of taxpayer money on a trip, but not the first lady spending $470k for a personal vacation to Spain?

3)  The Secret Service Scandal.  People who are responsible for keeping our elected officials safe are off partying with hookers, at least one in the same hotel as the President would be staying at.  I think the count is up to ten secret service folks to be involved so far.  They got found out, because they refused to pay the lead hooker $800 (which I admit seems a lot for a Columbian hooker, but I don’t know what all or who all see, um, provided entertainment to).  They flashed their badges and tossed her out the hotel room, offering her only $28.  She began screaming and banging on the door, hotel security arrived, and voila – scandal.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Dania Sanches, the Columbian dancer/prostitute, age 24, who wanted to get the $800 she was promised for services rendered.

From having served in government, I am SHOCKED by this.  The secret service have always been my idols.  To allow foreign hookers and booze, (and some report cocaine) in to a place where they can blackmail or overhear plans for the President and Secretary of State Clinton’s visit to a hot bed of violence like Columbia?  Unthinkable.  Then, I personally theorize that if ten or more are involved, this ain’t the first time this type of thing has gone on.

So my question… Are you upset by 1), 2) or 3)?  By all of them?  By none of them?  If you are upset, which one upsets you the most?

As a taxpayer, I must admit, that even the waste of money does not upset me nearly as much as leaving our President and Secretary of State in a position of danger.  Even if everyone who is involved is identified and fired, and they become completely clean and professional, the message has been sent to all who would assassinate or kidnap our leaders, that the Secret Service are vulnerable.  This alone might lead some groups to “give it a go.”  I do not agree with our current administration’s politics, but that does not matter.  It is our President and our Cabinet member, and the whole world needs to know we kick butt and won’t let anyone near them.  I am upset by all three, but especially the Secret Service Scandal.

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Amazing Cardboard Art by Christopher Gilmour

Christopher Gilmour was nice enough to give me permission to post some of his carboard artwork here for your entertainment, inspiration and general reactions of WOW!  Here is his link:

http://www.chrisgilmour.com/

I had to put these small to fit into the gallery, but please click on his site to see more amazing cardboard art, all in higher resolution and bigger pictures.

This last one is provided so that you can see that these are full-sized sculptures.  Here is a work in progress on as Aston Martin.  You can see by the background that these sculptures are in fact life size, not small imitations.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Nice job Christopher Gilmour, quite impressive!

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A new type of “Hip”ster

As most of you know, I stand on the precipice of setting aside my pure human status and taking my first step to being a cyborg.  I will not start off a $7 million dollar man, but at least a tens of thousands dollar man…  I have been waiting for awhile to get my full hip replacement because I wanted a specific doctor – Doctor Jimmy Chow.  Here is a video about him:

http://www.replacemyhip.com/

He has a new method of doing hip replacements that is much more difficult for the surgeon, but easier for the patient.  Instead of making a huge incision so things can slide in and out – old dead bones out, new cyborg components in – he makes a smaller incision and does the work inside you.  Here is what the difference is supposed to be:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

As you can see, the last column, the way he does it, seems like a better way to go.  Not that many folks do this new procedure, so he is always booked way in advance.  As afraid as I am to get this done, the pain is so bad now that I have little choice.  Those of you who are believers, please pray for me.  Those who are not, spread some good vibes my way.  I know tons of these procedures are done every day and the risk is low, but I almost died during my last heart cath, so I am still kind of freakin out.

Also, it did not help seeing the size of these things when I visited my great friend Ted Carpenter in the hospital after his accident.  This is what it will look like:

 

 

 

 

 

 

It means invasive searches by TSA if I take a plane.  If only I could get female super models to work there on my days…  Here is what it looks like now.  This is not MY personal MRI, mines actually looks worse.  The dark spots are where bone is dead and there is no blood flow:

 

 

 

 

 

 

Unfortunately, in the MRI above, all the greyish area is completely black on mine…sigh.  It really sucks, especially since it wasn’t my unhealthy living choices that led to this, but taking predisone and methylprednilisone for asthma off and on for 15 years.  No one ever told me it could kill off my bones…sigh.

I will try not to whine about my problems anymore for awhile.  Don’t want to be that old person who just talks about their aches and pains.

Last night at our Central Valley Writers’ Group, one of my good friends there told me his son-in-law is dying of incurable cancer.  His daughter and his son-in-law are newlyweds.

God always has a way of making you feel petty about your own selfish concerns.  My heart and prayers goes out to him and his family.

 

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Power Throughout Human Existence – What Next?

We once relied on our own sinews, muscles and brute strength.  Then we created tools.  Spears, clubs, digging and banging tools, cutting tools, but still muscle powered.  Over time, we developed levers, screws, nails, bows and other complex devices to amplify our strength, but it was still just us.  If we had a big project, we either had to have a lot of us, or go get other people and force them to do the work.  Those early projects like the pyramids included a lot of unhappy laborers using ropes and logs to pull big blocks.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Then, we domesticated some big animals.  History now shows we domesticated dogs over 10,000 years ago.  (see my earlier post).  However, dogs were good at guarding and fun to pet and hang out with, but not much help with building and farming.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Horses, water buffaloes, cattle and such were a huge improvement. We learned to harness their strength to pull plows, pull logs, to carry us over long distances, to do all sorts of useful things.  In fact, we still measure things in “horse power.”  This period of time lasted for a long, long time.  Sure there were basic machines, such as the trebuchet or catapult that worked on torsion, friction and other physics, but there was simply not much in the way of power.

Some used gravity, such as the ingenious aquaducts built by the Romans to haul water which relied on slight changes in elevation.  But for the most part, it was human labor, some horses and some cattle.  The first real power source advance was gunpowder.  At first a plaything and more fireworks and flash than power, we soon learned how to propel bullets and shells to kill each other and knock down fortresses.  Most of our really good advances came from wanting to kill each other more efficiently.

 

 

 

 

 

 

This again lasted for about 800 years before coal and steam power really came into its own during the Industrial Revolution in the 19th century.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This time, in less than 100 years, petroleum and oil products replaced steam, while electricity came on to the scene as well.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Electrification and petroleum became dominant power sources quite quickly, with coal tagging along for the ride still.  The next big advance was nuclear power, which happened just 50 years later.  Concerns with nuclear power have resulted in no new plants in America in a very long time, but many places in the world, such as France, use it extensively.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

So what will the next major change be and when will it occur?  We went for thousands of years with brute force.  Then around 2,000 years with brute force and domesticated animals.  Then 800 years with gunpowder added.  Then we went 80 years with steam.  Then 50 with oil and electricity, then added nuclear.  Of course, we have solar, geothermal, methane trash gas collectors, wind turbines, hydroelectric, etc, but those represent a very small portion of the world’s energy, and despite people’s green fantasies, they will not  likely ever be enough to replace gasoline, electricity and nuclear.

Could it be clean fusion?  Hyper magnetics?  Hydrogen?  According to history and the accleration of technology, we should be on the cusp of something new right now.  Also, according to history, we likely have no idea what it will be, until about five to ten years after it has taken over the world.

What do you think?

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Global Warming – Man Made or Normal Cycle?

First, let me start by saying that there is no doubt that the Earth changes average temperature and has done so for a long time.  You can measure growth cycles in ancient trees, read descriptions in old texts, look at water levels, measure layers of dirt for moisture deposits, and so on.  I also know that in the last twenty years or so, the Earth has slightly increased its overall average temperature.  Second, pollution is bad and should be limited and reduced whether or not it causes global warming.

The question is – has man-kind reached a level where we are causing global warming?  I personally do not think so, but I will discuss it here and would like to hear your opinions.

The Man-Made Global Warming Theory and Greenhouse Gases

Humans through industrial activities create “greenhouse gases.”  Carbon dioxide and other gases can trap heat in by not allowing it to escape the atmosphere.  This was pausited because if you put those types of gases in an area they would act like a  “greenhouse.”  I grew up with a greenhouse to raise plants like pineapples and strawberries.  The way it works is that heat comes through the clear glass or plastic walls, but you keep the place full of humidity and all that heat and humidity stays inside.  Heat comes down but does not go up so to speak.  In a laboratory, “greenhouse gases” have the same effect.  Hence, scientists theorizing that as we put more of those into the atmosphere, we create a greenhouse effect where the sun’s heat comes into the atmosphere but some is trapped.  I understand this and don’t dispute the reasoning.

Some of My Reasons for Not Thinking it is Man Made

1)  The problem is, that when they measure it, the Earth does not act like a laboratory or a big greenhouse.  The effect is simply not acting as they expected.  The oceans and the upper atmosphere are not acting as expected.  In many measurements it looks as if they Earth has its own internal countermeasures to prevent rapid temperature changes that we do not fully understand.

In Medieval times we know England was warm and sunny, very different than today.  North Africa used to be the bread basket of the world in Roman times.  North Africa heated up became the Sahara and other deserts and England cooled down long before mankind produced significant greenhouse gases.

2)  If you add up all the industrial pollution of mankind, it is less than just a few volcanic eruptions, such as the 2010 eruption of Eyjafjallajökull or the June 15, 1991 eruption of Mount Pinatubo in the Phillipines, which was the largest eruption of the 20th centurey after the eruption in 1912 of Novarupta in Alaska.  Before that, you had the mother of all eruptions in Krakatoa in 1883.

The Icelandic eruption put up so much ash and gas to stop air travel in Europe a few days.   The Phillipine eruption effects were felt worldwide. It ejected roughly 10,000,000,000 tonnes (1.1×1010 short tons) or 10 km3 (2.4 cu mi) of magma, and 20,000,000 t (22,000,000 short tons) SO2, bringing vast quantities of minerals and metals to the surface environment. It injected large amounts of aerosol into the stratosphere – more than any eruption since that of Krakatoa in 1883. Over the following months, the aerosols formed a global layer of sulfuric acid haze. Global temperatures dropped by about 0.5 °C (0.900 °F), and ozone depletion temporarily increased substantially.

Even now, mankind does not have the ability to cause that kind of pollution that occurs in nature.

3)  What is the perfect temperature?  Is the temperature now correct?  Should we be warmer, cooler?  Is the Earth supposed to heat and cool?  What if we could stop that process, should we?

4)  There are two major labs that have studied modern data, and both have recently been beset by scandals over faking data and erasing data.  The one in England:

From the Daily Mail

The scientist behind the bogus claim in a Nobel Prize-winning UN report that Himalayan glaciers will have melted by 2035 last night admitted it was included purely to put political pressure on world leaders.

Dr Murari Lal also said he was well aware the statement, in the 2007 report by the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC), did not rest on peer-reviewed scientific research.

In an interview with The Mail on Sunday, Dr Lal, the co-ordinating lead author of the report’s chapter on Asia, said: ‘It related to several countries in this region and their water sources. We thought that if we can highlight it, it will impact policy-makers and politicians and encourage them to take some concrete action.

‘It had importance for the region, so we thought we should put it in.’

Chilling error: The Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change wrongly asserted that glaciers in the Himalayas would melt by 2035

And NASA in America:

From the Huffington Post:

Is NASA playing fast and loose with climate change science? That’s the contention of a group of 49 former NASA scientists and astronauts.

On March 28 the group sent a letter to NASA administrator Charles Bolden, Jr., blasting the agency for making unwarranted claims about the role of carbon dioxide in global warming, Business Insider reported.

“We believe the claims by NASA and GISS [NASA Goddard Institute for Space Studies], that man-made carbon dioxide is having a catastrophic impact on global climate change are not substantiated, especially when considering thousands of years of empirical data,” the group wrote. “With hundreds of well-known climate scientists and tens of thousands of other scientists publicly declaring their disbelief in the catastrophic forecasts, coming particularly from the GISS leadership, it is clear that the science is NOT settled.”

The group features some marquee names, including Michael F. Collins, Walter Cunningham and five other Apollo astronauts, as well as two former directors of NASA’s Johnson Space Center in Houston.

The letter included a request for NASA to refrain from mentioning CO2 as a cause of global warming in future press releases and websites. The agency’s “Global Climate Change” webpage says that “Humans have increased atmospheric CO2 concentration by a third since the Industrial Revolution began. This is the most important long-lived “forcing” of climate change.”

5)  Where is the Data?  Hackers broke into the email at the University of East Anglia’s Climatic Research Unit (CRU) and found proof that researchers had faked data on global warming because it did not fit the theory.  When asked to recalculate the data, they said it had been erased.  NASA has standing public open records requests for its data, which it refuses to release.

My Belief

Pollution is bad, and we don’t need man-made global warming to justify cleaning up our emissions.  Global warming and cooling occur naturally.  At some point, humans may have the power to accidentally or purposefully change global temperatures, but not right now, and not any time soon.  If the whole world agreed to keep the temperature of the Earth the same as it is now, we would not be able to do it.  If we all agreed to heat the Earth by one degree, we could not do it.

What are your Thoughts?

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