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Death of a Dentist

Have you ever wondered about Doc Holliday, the gambler and gunfighter, with the Earps at the OK Corral?  When I was younger I did a lot of research, wondering why he was called “Doc.”  You see he was a dentist.  Now, why would a dentist with a thriving business back east move to Arizona to play cards and shoot people?  Most think it was because of his tuberculosis, which would be partially right, but don’t realize that he got his TB because of his profession…

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Dr. John M. Harris started the world’s first dental school in Bainbridge, Ohio, and helped to establish dentistry as a health profession. It opened on 21 February 1828, and today is a dental museum.[3] The first dental college, Baltimore College of Dental Surgery, opened in Baltimore, Maryland, USA in 1840. Philadelphia Dental College was founded in 1863 and is the second in the United States. In 1907 Temple University accepted a bid to incorporate the school.

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Doc Holliday died at just age 35, very young for a man to die.  Although life expectancy was low, it was mainly due to high infant mortality.  Once you matured to adulthood, you could expect to live into your sixties or seventies.  However, Doc Holliday had the riskiest career in America – not gunslinger – that was tame in comparison.  He was a dentist!  You see dentists were able to make a living in large cities, primarily in the eastern United States.  Those were all large, crowded, unsanitary locations with thousands of foreign immigrants.

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Active cases of tuberculosis, or consumption, were caught at Ellis Island and were housed nearby in a hospital until they died or got better.  However, thousands of immigrants came here infected with TB and spread it around.  An urban dentist was in the peculiar position of sticking their hands in the mouths of hundreds of people, who would cough TB and other particulates into their face daily.  They would have to break loose teeth and do other procedures that exposed them to blood born pathogens.  Being an early dentist, was the most dangerous job, worse than working in a mine or handling explosives.

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Doc Holliday, the dentist, fell prey to what nearly all of his fellows did – TB from his patients.  It was believed that if you went to dry, hot air climates like Arizona, you would survive the disease better.  That is why Doc moved to Arizona and the safer professions of gambler and gunslinger.  In the end, he died from his earlier days as a dentist.

First electric dental engine in 1871

Above is a picture of the first electric dentist equipment in 1871.  Until then, it was all arm strength, or foot pedaled machinery.  People used to look for dentists with strong arms and a reputation for pulling a tooth with pliers in one yank.  So, next time you watch an old western, remember the real danger seekers were the Dentists!

 

 

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Steampunk Style

Steampunk is sci-fi mixed with the 1830-1900 period, the Age of Steam.  It often supposed advanced technology based on steam power rather than modern oil and electrical power.  Two of my novels, The Travelers’ Club and The Ghost Ship. and The Traveler’s Club – Fire and Ash, are both steampunk adventures.  I post steampunk vehicles separately, as I do steampunk animals, steampunk insects, guitars, and steampunk people.  You can find all my steampunk related posts by typing “steampunk” into the search block on my home page.  This then, is the catch-all representation of some steampunk style.  Enjoy!

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Earth: Judgment Day (flash fiction)

An unpublished flash fiction by yours truly.  Not for everyone, but I hope you like it.

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Earth:  Judgment Day

by Michael Bradley

Andrew looked up at the sky, so pretty, blue and distant.  He sighed heavily.

Dennis heard him and turned, “How do you know for sure?”

“They told me Dennis.  They appeared to me and said it was Judgment Day, and they would pour out destruction upon the Earth and start anew.”  Andrew look at the soft turf growing from the rich soil.

“How do you know they were real?  Maybe you just ate something that made you hallucinate?”

Molly strolled over, hearing the part from Dennis.  “Hey Andrew, hey Dennis!  What’s this I hear you telling everyone Andrew?”

Andrew appreciated the beauty of young Molly.  If they had any time left, he could see himself raising a family with her.  Now, what was the point?  “The world ends today Molly, at least for us.”

“How could you know that?  Why say such terrible things Andrew?”  Molly choked back a sob.  “It’s so nice out today, why ruin it with all this doomsday talk?”

Andrew thought about that.  Why ruin the day indeed?  What difference would it make?  Why not let them enjoy their last few hours in ignorance?  Andrew looked at his friends.  “You’re right, it must have just been something I ate.  I’m sorry, I’ll stop talking about it.”

Dennis and Molly, satisfied and peace restored to their moods, took off running.  Hunger overrode conversation.

Andrew looked back at the sky.  How long will it be now?  They had come to him in some sort of flaming object from the sky.  Cloaked in bright white light with wings of white feathers and flaming shafts in their arms.

The middle of three communicated to him, but in his mind, there had been no words spoken.  He saw visions of Creation, how the one great spirit had made the Earth, the sky above, the creatures that lived in it.  These three were his angels, spirits that lived with him in peace and looked after the Earth.

There were legends and religions among them for thousands of years that they had been created and this life was but a test.  One day, Judgment Day, they would be weighed and found worthy or be destroyed.  Andrew was horrified to find that all life on the planet had been found wanting.  The day of destruction would be today.

Andrew remembered with fear the images of a huge stone being directed at Earth from the skies.  It would hit with tremendous power, followed by a change in everything.  All life as Andrew knew it would cease.  The Earth would be made new, and the spirits would try again.

Andrew was fearful.  There was nothing he could do.  He could not stop the rock from falling, and telling his friends just made them sad.  He felt rooted to this spot.  Why had the angels told him?

He remembered the parting message, that in an instant, he would be transformed into a creature of light.  He was the last soul to be saved.  Everyone else had turned to fighting and killing, selfishness, greed, and had rejected the Creator.  Judgment Day had been postponed to squeeze out every last successful spirit.  That spirit was Andrew.

If only Molly or Dennis could come.  He had asked the angels, can I take my friends?

They smiled but said ‘no’ inside his mind.  It would be alright they reassured.  A travel through light, then all would be forgotten of this world.  He would feel peace, love, and be able to look after those who would come next.  He was told it would be a long time, but that time would not matter anymore.

Still, Andrew hated to say goodbye.  He just stood looking at the sky, waiting.

Then, it came.  The sky darkened, the ground shook, temperature rose and there was a sudden shock.  Andrew the dinosaur left his mortal coils.

Millions of years later, he watched as spirits were placed into the small pale mammals called humans.  He cheered them on, hoping they would last longer than his people, but he was to be disappointed.

 

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More Tea Shorts

There is a local establishment called The Scented Leaf, holding a flash fiction contest on tea shorts, that should be around 150 words or less.  I posted two earlier ones on Odes to Tea.  Here are two more.  Hopefully, they will be your “cup of tea” when you read them.  If not, please do not tea-se me to much about them.

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Tea Romance

by Michael Bradley

My dearest Camellia Sinensis, how I do love thee.

Your teeth a silver needle white;

Framed by your delicious rooibos lips;

Heralded in their approach with your fine blossom of scent.

 

I know you have your dark moods.

You can be steaming, but other times you are calming.

We are from different worlds, you fresh and green with life’s flavor;

Myself, an Earl, grown grey.

 

Let me take you off to Darjeeling, where we can mate.

We can wed our essence in the warm waters there.

I can but pekoe at the future and our great happiness.

Oh, how I oolong for that day, when we can steep in bliss.

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The Tea Duel

by Michael Bradley

It was high tea.

The gentle breeze failed to quell the heated temper of the ladies.

They sat in their finest regalia, ready for battle.

No men were privy to this most visceral of wars.

 

Onlookers, the previously beaten, looked on with envy.

Only two remained to decide the contest.

In front of each, the porcelain cup, piping hot with its destructive contents.

Amazing to the palate, but death to the awaiting biscuits.

 

The cucumber sandwiches and scones and tartlets ignored;

The warriors picked up their biscuits and dunked them.

The referee counted the time, announcing the withdrawal.

Each was prepared, retrieving the biscuit with as little stress as possible.

 

The slightest hand quiver would lose, the slightest flinch.

The ladies looked at each other, judging the steel of their rival.

Comparing biscuits, knowing they must consume the moist

Fragility of wafer before it fell.

 

Neither wished to go first, but time must decide all fates.

They moved soft but swift, biscuits towards their lips.

One piece fell, short of its intended mouth.

Victory!  The Lady of the Day exultant!

 

 

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Odes to Tea

A couple of flash pieces (had to be 150 words) on Tea.  For the Tucson Steampunk Society, which has awesome tea parties and tea contests.

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Sensational

by Michael Bradley

Exotic herbal aromas hint of ancient lands and mysterious unspoken secrets.

The steam darkens almost imperceptibly as the tender leaves release their potions.

Suspended beneath the enticingly hot waters the green magic is coaxed from its burnished cage as the gentle liquid soothes it to submission.

 

The china resists ever so slightly when first lifted, as if reluctant to divulge its hidden mysteries too soon.

Waters in the mouth seek that in the vessel with anticipation.

Flavors cascade on the tongue in a warm summer rain.

Explosions of robust health and calm shout their happy arrival.

 

Peace, harmony, self-worth and happiness flood throughout.

Gentle harmonies and sub-harmonies play their delightful melodies.

Time slows and deep thoughts arise, long in stressful slumber, released in the moment of bliss.

Only when the brew is finished and the last drop of the elixir drained, does reality come washing back in with the other cares of life less exciting.

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Enduring

by Michael Bradley

Once both peasants and Emperors tread upon my soil.

Great empires have risen and fallen, the blood of many washed away with the eons of rain, growth, and harvest.

Outsiders arrived from time to time.

Throughout, our worth was always recognized.

 

Whether petty money, tyrannical opium trade or war, all sought to possess us.

They realized not that we shall endure long after they have passed.

Our roots dig into the ancient soil; our leaves are bright in the sun.

We reach for the sky for its light and warmth, to the Earth for its dark nutrients.

 

Despite the trod of conquerors, we endure.

Our golden, orange, black and green treasured greater than gold, silver or bronze.

Youngest and smallest among us, our green leaves even bring life.

Tea we are.  Long ago the great lizards chewed upon our vines.  Now the humans boil our leaves for drink.

We will endure for the next ones who come.

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House MD vs. Sherlock Holmes

I was re-watching episodes of the Jeremy Brett series as Sherlock Holmes, which is my favorite of all of them.  It most accurately portrays the genius, eccentricity and arrogance of Sherlock Holmes while also showing the caring, considerate and loyal Dr. Watson, who often as not is embarrassed by his friends manners, but sticks with him.  It then hit me an amazing similarity between this Sherlock Holmes, and that of House, the wildly successful television series that just ended.  I don’t know why I never saw the parallels before.  I will explain my observations and deductions below.

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Sherlock Holmes falls into bouts of melancholy and angry temper when life is boring and there is no mystery worthy of his great mind to solve.  In these periods, his friend Dr. Watson comes and tries to help him, even sharing rooms with him.  Dr. Watson is most concerned when Sherlock turns to drugs, in the form of a seven percent solution of cocaine.  Sherlock rationalizes this use as making him a better thinker, even though he knows it is wrong.

Dr. Gregory House falls into bouts of melancholy and angry temper when life is boring and there is no medical mystery worthy of his great mind to solve.  In these periods, his friend, Dr. Wilson, comes and tries to help him, even living with him on many occasions.  Dr. Wilson is most concerned when House turns to drugs, in the form of Vicodin.  House rationalizes this as making him a better thinker, even though he knows it is wrong.

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Both House and Holmes use canes as props.  House needs his more for his bad leg, but uses it for all sorts of gestures and gibes.  Holmes carries it for fashion, but uses it the same as House.  House and Dr. Wilson enjoy laughing with each other over the effect of House’s machinations on others, and occasionally grouse over the dirty tricks they play on each other for amusement.  Holmes and Dr. Watson also smile at each other as Holmes pulls off machinations on others, and to a lesser extent, also tease and pull tricks on each other that are not always appreciated.  House hates people in general.  Holmes, dislikes almost all women.  Dr. Wilson likes all people.  Dr. Watson likes all women.

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Dr. Watson enjoys going on adventures with Holmes, though he often is disturbed by his rude behavior and focus solely on the mystery, not the people.  Holmes frequently keeps him the dark, wakes him up at all hours, but also often gets the solution to a mystery by talking it through with Watson.  Dr. Wilson likes going on adventures with House, but is disturbed by his rude behavior, his focus solely on the mystery and not the people.  House wakes him up in the middle of the night, keeps him in the dark, but often gets that moment of clarity by bouncing things off of him.

Holmes likes smart police detectives that he can show up once they do the preliminary work for him.  House likes smart doctors that he can show up once they do the preliminary work for him.  Dr. Watson retired from the Army due to a wound and suffered poor health.  Dr. Wilson develops cancer and suffers poor health.  Holmes and Watson enjoy a cigar and fine liquor together.  House and Wilson enjoy a fine cigar and liquor together.

Holmes lives at 221B Baker Street.  House lives at apartment 221B.  Holmes plays a violin when thinking about life, House plays the piano.

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I could actually go on and on with the parallels.  Now that I see it, I can’t help but wonder if the original pitch for the show was, “Ok, we take Sherlock Holmes and put him in a hospital and all the mysteries are medical, not criminal.”

What do you think?

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What Happens If You Read HP Lovecraft as you Go To Sleep

I read before I sleep.  I read at least one book a week and have since I was twelve years old.  I estimate around 4,000 books so far.  My wife bought me a copy of HP Lovecraft’s Best of…  Over a dozen creepy stories.  I was kind of bothered at his blatant racism and condescension, which I had not remembered.  However, his writing is still quite good, and I have to make some allowances, but not all, for the time in which he wrote from 1899 to roughly his death in 1937 at age 47.  Coincidentally, in that twilight land before sleep but not quite wakefulness is where I think about story ideas.  For some reason, what to my wandering mind should appear, but a mash-up of HP Lovecraft and a traditional Christmas poem…

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The Nightmare Before Christmas

by Michael Bradley

Suppose a popular Christmas poem, written by Clement Clarke Moore (1779 – 1863) “Twas the night before Christmas,” also called “A Visit from St. Nicholas” in 1822, was based on earlier pagan folk tales?  We know such is the way of many things, with Christmas and various other holidays replacing pagan ceremonies.  The decoration of the evergreen tree, the yule log, and other customs coming from there.

Yes, I know St. Nicholas was an actual person who rode in a sleigh, lived in what is now Germany, and was a Bishop who handed poor children toys.  So, I don’t believe this to be the case, but what if it were…

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The Way It Was

Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that St Nicholas soon would be there.

The children were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of sugar-plums danced in their heads.
And mamma in her ‘kerchief, and I in my cap,
Had just settled our brains for a long winter’s nap.

When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I flew like a flash,
Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.

The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow
Gave the lustre of mid-day to objects below.
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a miniature sleigh, and eight tiny reindeer.

With a little old driver, so lively and quick,
I knew in a moment it must be St Nick.
More rapid than eagles his coursers they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name!

“Now Dasher! now, Dancer! now, Prancer and Vixen!
On, Comet! On, Cupid! on, Donner and Blitzen!
To the top of the porch! to the top of the wall!
Now dash away! Dash away! Dash away all!”

As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly,
When they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky.
So up to the house-top the coursers they flew,
With the sleigh full of Toys, and St Nicholas too.

And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof
The prancing and pawing of each little hoof.
As I drew in my head, and was turning around,
Down the chimney St Nicholas came with a bound.

He was dressed all in fur, from his head to his foot,
And his clothes were all tarnished with ashes and soot.
A bundle of Toys he had flung on his back,
And he looked like a peddler, just opening his pack.

His eyes-how they twinkled! his dimples how merry!
His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry!
His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,
And the beard of his chin was as white as the snow.

The stump of a pipe he held tight in his teeth,
And the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath.
He had a broad face and a little round belly,
That shook when he laughed, like a bowlful of jelly!

He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf,
And I laughed when I saw him, in spite of myself!
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,
Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread.

He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And filled all the stockings, then turned with a jerk.
And laying his finger aside of his nose,
And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose!

He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,
And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.
But I heard him exclaim, ‘ere he drove out of sight,
“Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-night!”

 

Twas the night before shortest day, when all through the house

Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.

The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,

In hopes Satanic would smell them and not come in there.

The children were huddled in fear in their beds,

With visions of torture and their own severed heads.

And mamma with her kitchen knife and I with my axe,

Had just settled our nerves for the longest night’s watch.

When out in the yon there arose such a clatter,

I sprang in fear from my bed to see what was the matter.

Away to the boarded window I flew with my axe, Tore open the shutters and threw back the latch.

The gibbous moon on the scabrous new snow

Revealed the horror of the creatures below.

 When what to my fearful eyes should appear,

But Satanic’s sled and eight nasty Peryton eating a deer.

With a spry ancient driver, so evil and quick, I knew right away – it’s Satanic!

More rapid than eagles his coursers they came,

And he whistled and whipped them and called them by name.

Now Gasher! now, Basher! Now Lancer

and Vixen!

On Vomit! On, Stupid! On, Conner and Blitzed One!

To the top of the porch, to the top of the wall!

Let’s slaughter them now!  Yes, slaughter them all!

Dry leaves crackle in death, then fall from the sky,

There was no obstacle past which they could not fly.

So up to the house-top the demons they flew,

With a sleigh full of dead, and bloated Satanic too.

And then with crashing, I heard upon the roof

The thrashing and stomping of each vicious hoof.

As I jumped back from my window turning my head around,

Down the chimney Satanic slid and came down.

We was dressed in fur stained red with blood from head to foot,

His clothes covered with brimstone, ashes and soot.

A bundle of bones he had flung on his back,  he looked like a butcher just opening his shack.

His eyes how they burned, his dimples so scary!

His cheeks were like coals, his nose like a ferret.

His lipless mouth was drawn up like a nightmare,

His teeth carved sharp and his beard like a goat’s in a snare.

 The stump of a chewed hand he held tight in his teeth,

And smoke encircled his horned head like a devilish wreath.

His face was broad, he was bloated of belly It shook drops of blood when he laughed, like a bowl full of guts.

 He was chubby and plump, and eaten quite well,

And he laughed when I saw him, despite his stomach’s swell!

In a wink of his eye, he twisted my head.

I was left on the floor, unable to move, but not quite dead.

He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,

Filled all  the stocking with kids, cutting throats with a jerk.

And laying his bloody finger to his nose,

And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose!

 He sprang to his sleigh, and gave his minions a shrill whistle,

And away they all went, back into the earth beside a thick thistle.

But I heard him his warn as he disappeared out of sight,

“I will be back next year, for another tasty bite.!”

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Alternative Words for Overused Ones

Thanks to Lara Eakins at larae.net for compiling this list.  They are good alternatives for simple, or often overused words.  Tired of using the same words?  Try these for some basic choices.  Not meant to replace your thesaurus, but those can be dangerous anyway if you don’t know the nuance or meaning of the word you choose.  This was collected by Lara Eakins from various teachers.

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SYNONYMS FOR WORDS COMMONLY USED IN STUDENT’S WRITINGS

Amazing– incredible, unbelievable, improbable, fabulous, wonderful, fantastic, astonishing, astounding, extraordinary

Anger– enrage, infuriate, arouse, nettle, exasperate, inflame, madden

Angry– mad, furious, enraged, excited, wrathful, indignant, exasperated, aroused, inflamed

Answer– reply, respond, retort, acknowledge

Ask– question, inquire of, seek information from, put a question to, demand, request, expect, inquire, query, interrogate, examine, quiz

Awful– dreadful, terrible, abominable, bad, poor, unpleasant

Bad– evil, immoral, wicked, corrupt, sinful, depraved, rotten, contaminated, spoiled, tainted, harmful, injurious, unfavorable, defective, inferior, imperfect, substandard, faulty, improper, inappropriate, unsuitable, disagreeable, unpleasant, cross, nasty, unfriendly, irascible, horrible, atrocious, outrageous, scandalous, infamous, wrong, noxious, sinister, putrid, snide, deplorable, dismal, gross, heinous, nefarious, base, obnoxious, detestable, despicable, contemptible, foul, rank, ghastly, execrable

Beautiful – pretty, lovely, handsome, attractive, gorgeous, dazzling, splendid, magnificent, comely, fair, ravishing, graceful, elegant, fine, exquisite, aesthetic, pleasing, shapely, delicate, stunning, glorious, heavenly, resplendent, radiant, glowing, blooming, sparkling

Begin – start, open, launch, initiate, commence, inaugurate, originate

Big – enormous, huge, immense, gigantic, vast, colossal, gargantuan, large, sizable, grand, great, tall, substantial, mammoth, astronomical, ample, broad, expansive, spacious, stout, tremendous, titanic, mountainous

Brave – courageous, fearless, dauntless, intrepid, plucky, daring, heroic, valorous, audacious, bold, gallant, valiant, doughty, mettlesome

Break – fracture, rupture, shatter, smash, wreck, crash, demolish, atomize

Bright – shining, shiny, gleaming, brilliant, sparkling, shimmering, radiant, vivid, colorful, lustrous, luminous, incandescent, intelligent, knowing, quick-witted, smart, intellectual

Calm – quiet, peaceful, still, tranquil, mild, serene, smooth, composed, collected, unruffled, level-headed, unexcited, detached, aloof

Come – approach, advance, near, arrive, reach

Cool – chilly, cold, frosty, wintry, icy, frigid

Crooked – bent, twisted, curved, hooked, zigzag

Cry – shout, yell, yowl, scream, roar, bellow, weep, wail, sob, bawl

Cut – gash, slash, prick, nick, sever, slice, carve, cleave, slit, chop, crop, lop, reduce

Dangerous – perilous, hazardous, risky, uncertain, unsafe

Dark – shadowy, unlit, murky, gloomy, dim, dusky, shaded, sunless, black, dismal, sad

Decide – determine, settle, choose, resolve

Definite – certain, sure, positive, determined, clear, distinct, obvious

Delicious – savory, delectable, appetizing, luscious, scrumptious, palatable, delightful, enjoyable, toothsome, exquisite

Describe – portray, characterize, picture, narrate, relate, recount, represent, report, record

Destroy – ruin, demolish, raze, waste, kill, slay, end, extinguish

Difference – disagreement, inequity, contrast, dissimilarity, incompatibility

Do – execute, enact, carry out, finish, conclude, effect, accomplish, achieve, attain

Dull – boring, tiring,, tiresome, uninteresting, slow, dumb, stupid, unimaginative, lifeless, dead, insensible, tedious, wearisome, listless, expressionless, plain, monotonous, humdrum, dreary

Eager – keen, fervent, enthusiastic, involved, interested, alive to

End – stop, finish, terminate, conclude, close, halt, cessation, discontinuance

Enjoy – appreciate, delight in, be pleased, indulge in, luxuriate in, bask in, relish, devour, savor, like

Explain – elaborate, clarify, define, interpret, justify, account for

Fair – just, impartial, unbiased, objective, unprejudiced, honest

Fall – drop, descend, plunge, topple, tumble

False – fake, fraudulent, counterfeit, spurious, untrue, unfounded, erroneous, deceptive, groundless, fallacious

Famous – well-known, renowned, celebrated, famed, eminent, illustrious, distinguished, noted, notorious

Fast – quick, rapid, speedy, fleet, hasty, snappy, mercurial, swiftly, rapidly, quickly, snappily, speedily, lickety-split, posthaste, hastily, expeditiously, like a flash

Fat – stout, corpulent, fleshy, beefy, paunchy, plump, full, rotund, tubby, pudgy, chubby, chunky, burly, bulky, elephantine

Fear – fright, dread, terror, alarm, dismay, anxiety, scare, awe, horror, panic, apprehension

Fly – soar, hover, flit, wing, flee, waft, glide, coast, skim, sail, cruise

Funny – humorous, amusing, droll, comic, comical, laughable, silly

Get – acquire, obtain, secure, procure, gain, fetch, find, score, accumulate, win, earn, rep, catch, net, bag, derive, collect, gather, glean, pick up, accept, come by, regain, salvage

Go – recede, depart, fade, disappear, move, travel, proceed

Good – excellent, fine, superior, wonderful, marvelous, qualified, suited, suitable, apt, proper, capable, generous, kindly, friendly, gracious, obliging, pleasant, agreeable, pleasurable, satisfactory, well-behaved, obedient, honorable, reliable, trustworthy, safe, favorable, profitable, advantageous, righteous, expedient, helpful, valid, genuine, ample, salubrious, estimable, beneficial, splendid, great, noble, worthy, first-rate, top-notch, grand, sterling, superb, respectable, edifying

Great – noteworthy, worthy, distinguished, remarkable, grand, considerable, powerful, much, mighty

Gross – improper, rude, coarse, indecent, crude, vulgar, outrageous, extreme, grievous, shameful, uncouth, obscene, low

Happy – pleased, contented, satisfied, delighted, elated, joyful, cheerful, ecstatic, jubilant, gay, tickled, gratified, glad, blissful, overjoyed

Hate – despise, loathe, detest, abhor, disfavor, dislike, disapprove, abominate

Have – hold, possess, own, contain, acquire, gain, maintain, believe, bear, beget, occupy, absorb, fill, enjoy

Help – aid, assist, support, encourage, back, wait on, attend, serve, relieve, succor, benefit, befriend, abet

Hide – conceal, cover, mask, cloak, camouflage, screen, shroud, veil

Hurry – rush, run, speed, race, hasten, urge, accelerate, bustle

Hurt – damage, harm, injure, wound, distress, afflict, pain

Idea – thought, concept, conception, notion, understanding, opinion, plan, view, belief

Important – necessary, vital, critical, indispensable, valuable, essential, significant, primary, principal, considerable, famous, distinguished, notable, well-known

Interesting – fascinating, engaging, sharp, keen, bright, intelligent, animated, spirited, attractive, inviting, intriguing, provocative, though-provoking, challenging, inspiring, involving, moving, titillating, tantalizing, exciting, entertaining, piquant, lively, racy, spicy, engrossing, absorbing, consuming, gripping, arresting, enthralling, spellbinding, curious, captivating, enchanting, bewitching, appealing

Keep – hold, retain, withhold, preserve, maintain, sustain, support

Kill – slay, execute, assassinate, murder, destroy, cancel, abolish

Lazy – indolent, slothful, idle, inactive, sluggish

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Little – tiny, small, diminutive, shrimp, runt, miniature, puny, exiguous, dinky, cramped, limited, itsy-bitsy, microscopic, slight, petite, minute

Look – gaze, see, glance, watch, survey, study, seek, search for, peek, peep, glimpse, stare, contemplate, examine, gape, ogle, scrutinize, inspect, leer, behold, observe, view, witness, perceive, spy, sight, discover, notice, recognize, peer, eye, gawk, peruse, explore

Love – like, admire, esteem, fancy, care for, cherish, adore, treasure, worship, appreciate, savor

Make – create, originate, invent, beget, form, construct, design, fabricate, manufacture, produce, build, develop, do, effect, execute, compose, perform, accomplish, earn, gain, obtain, acquire, get

Mark – label, tag, price, ticket, impress, effect, trace, imprint, stamp, brand, sign, note, heed, notice, designate

Mischievous – prankish, playful, naughty, roguish, waggish, impish, sportive

Move – plod, go, creep, crawl, inch, poke, drag, toddle, shuffle, trot, dawdle, walk, traipse, mosey, jog, plug, trudge, slump, lumber, trail, lag, run, sprint, trip, bound, hotfoot, high-tail, streak, stride, tear, breeze, whisk, rush, dash, dart, bolt, fling, scamper, scurry, skedaddle, scoot, scuttle, scramble, race, chase, hasten, hurry, hump, gallop, lope, accelerate, stir, budge, travel, wander, roam, journey, trek, ride, spin, slip, glide, slide, slither, coast, flow, sail, saunter, hobble, amble, stagger, paddle, slouch, prance, straggle, meander, perambulate, waddle, wobble, pace, swagger, promenade, lunge

Moody – temperamental, changeable, short-tempered, glum, morose, sullen, mopish, irritable, testy, peevish, fretful, spiteful, sulky, touchy

Neat – clean, orderly, tidy, trim, dapper, natty, smart, elegant, well-organized, super, desirable, spruce, shipshape, well-kept, shapely

New – fresh, unique, original, unusual, novel, modern, current, recent

Old – feeble, frail, ancient, weak, aged, used, worn, dilapidated, ragged, faded, broken-down, former, old-fashioned, outmoded, passe, veteran, mature, venerable, primitive, traditional, archaic, conventional, customary, stale, musty, obsolete, extinct

Part – portion, share, piece, allotment, section, fraction, fragment

Place – space, area, spot, plot, region, location, situation, position, residence, dwelling, set, site, station, status, state

Plan – plot, scheme, design, draw, map, diagram, procedure, arrangement, intention, device, contrivance, method, way, blueprint

Popular – well-liked, approved, accepted, favorite, celebrated, common, current

Predicament – quandary, dilemma, pickle, problem, plight, spot, scrape, jam

Put – place, set, attach, establish, assign, keep, save, set aside, effect, achieve, do, build

Quiet – silent, still, soundless, mute, tranquil, peaceful, calm, restful

Right – correct, accurate, factual, true, good, just, honest, upright, lawful, moral, proper, suitable, apt, legal, fair

Run – race, speed, hurry, hasten, sprint, dash, rush, escape, elope, flee

Say/Tell – inform, notify, advise, relate, recount, narrate, explain, reveal, disclose, divulge, declare, command, order, bid, enlighten, instruct, insist, teach, train, direct, issue, remark, converse, speak, affirm, suppose, utter, negate, express, verbalize, voice, articulate, pronounce, deliver, convey, impart, assert, state, allege, mutter, mumble, whisper, sigh, exclaim, yell, sing, yelp, snarl, hiss, grunt, snort, roar, bellow, thunder, boom, scream, shriek, screech, squawk, whine, philosophize, stammer, stutter, lisp, drawl, jabber, protest, announce, swear, vow, content, assure, deny, dispute

Scared – afraid, frightened, alarmed, terrified, panicked, fearful, unnerved, insecure, timid, shy, skittish, jumpy, disquieted, worried, vexed, troubled, disturbed, horrified, terrorized, shocked, petrified, haunted, timorous, shrinking, tremulous, stupefied, paralyzed, stunned, apprehensive

Show – display, exhibit, present, note, point to, indicate, explain, reveal, prove, demonstrate, expose

Slow – unhurried, gradual, leisurely, late, behind, tedious, slack

Stop – cease, halt, stay, pause, discontinue, conclude, end, finish, quit

Story – tale, myth, legend, fable, yarn, account, narrative, chronicle, epic, sage, anecdote, record, memoir

Strange – odd, peculiar, unusual, unfamiliar, uncommon, queer, weird, outlandish, curious, unique, exclusive, irregular

Take – hold, catch, seize, grasp, win, capture, acquire, pick, choose, select, prefer, remove, steal, lift, rob, engage, bewitch, purchase, buy, retract, recall, assume, occupy, consume

Tell – disclose, reveal, show, expose, uncover, relate, narrate, inform, advise, explain, divulge, declare, command, order, bid, recount, repeat

Think – judge, deem, assume, believe, consider, contemplate, reflect, mediate

Trouble – distress, anguish, anxiety, worry, wretchedness, pain, danger, peril, disaster, grief, misfortune, difficulty, concern, pains, inconvenience, exertion, effort

True – accurate, right, proper, precise, exact, valid, genuine, real, actual, trusty, steady, loyal, dependable, sincere, staunch

Ugly – hideous, frightful, frightening, shocking, horrible, unpleasant, monstrous, terrifying, gross, grisly, ghastly, horrid, unsightly, plain, homely, evil, repulsive, repugnant, gruesome

Unhappy – miserable, uncomfortable, wretched, heart-broken, unfortunate, poor, downhearted, sorrowful, depressed, dejected, melancholy, glum, gloomy, dismal, discouraged, sad

Use – employ, utilize, exhaust, spend, expend, consume, exercise

Wrong – incorrect, inaccurate, mistaken, erroneous, improper, unsuitable

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Amazon Buys Goodreads

Amazon purchase of Goodreads stuns book industry

Alarm from Authors’ Guild, and many Goodreads users, over ‘shocking vertical integration’ but at least one writer declares move ‘cool’

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Goodreads news, bad news? The Goodreads website

“Truly devastating” for some authors but “like finding out my mom is marrying that cool dude next door that I’ve been palling around with” for another, Amazon’s announcement late last week that it was buying the hugely popular reader review site Goodreads has sent shockwaves through the book industry.

The acquisition, terms of which Amazon.com did not reveal, will close in the second quarter of this year. Goodreads, founded in 2007, has more than 16m members, who have added more than four books per second to their “want to read” shelves over the past 90 days, according to Amazon. The internet retailer’s vice president of Kindle content, Russ Grandinetti, said the two sites “share a passion for reinventing reading”.

“Goodreads has helped change how we discover and discuss books and, with Kindle, Amazon has helped expand reading around the world. In addition, both Amazon and Goodreads have helped thousands of authors reach a wider audience and make a better living at their craft. Together we intend to build many new ways to delight readers and authors alike,” said Grandinetti, announcing the buy. Goodreads co-founder Otis Chandler said the deal with Amazon meant “we’re now going to be able to move faster in bringing the Goodreads experience to millions of readers around the world”, adding on his blog that “we have no plans to change the Goodreads experience and Goodreads will continue to be the wonderful community we all cherish”.

But despite Chandler’s reassurances, many readers and authors reacted negatively to the news. American writers’ organisation the Authors’ Guild called the acquisition a “truly devastating act of vertical integration” which meant that “Amazon’s control of online bookselling approaches the insurmountable”. Bestselling legal thriller author Scott Turow, president of the Guild, said it was “a textbook example of how modern internet monopolies can be built”.

“The key is to eliminate or absorb competitors before they pose a serious threat,” said Turow. “With its 16 million subscribers, Goodreads could easily have become a competing online bookseller, or played a role in directing buyers to a site other than Amazon. Instead, Amazon has scuttled that potential and also squelched what was fast becoming the go-to venue for online reviews, attracting far more attention than Amazon for those seeking independent assessment and discussion of books. As those in advertising have long known, the key to driving sales is controlling information.”

Turow was joined in his concerns by members of Goodreads, many of whom expressed their fears about what the deal would mean on Chandler’s blog. “I have to admit I’m not entirely thrilled by this development,” wrote one of the more level-headed commenters. “As a general rule I like Amazon, but unless they take an entirely 100% hands-off attitude toward Goodreads I find it hard to believe this will be in the best interest for the readers. There are simply too many ways they can interfere with the neutral Goodreads experience and/or try to profit from the strictly volunteer efforts of Goodreads users.”

But not all authors were against the move. Hugh Howey, author of the smash hit dystopian thriller Wool – which took off after he self-published it via Amazon – said it was “like finding out my mom is marrying that cool dude next door that I’ve been palling around with”. While Howey predicted “a lot of hand-wringing over the acquisition”, he said there were “so many ways this can be good for all involved. I’m still trying to think of a way it could suck.”

“Right now, I spend a lot of time on both sites in both capacities,” said Howey. “My guess is that we won’t see many changes at all. I’m betting that the real acquisition here is all the data behind the scenes. The algorithms that tell me what to buy (and almost always nail it) are going to get better. The social networks that feed my reading habit are going to get stronger. The people who helped make Goodreads awesome are going to get richer. And the people at Amazon, who I have gotten to know this past year and who to a man and woman love the fuck out of some books, are going to keep trying to get the right ones in the hands of readers.”

The acquisition of Goodreads follows Amazon’s purchase of Shelfari, another social reading site, in 2008.

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Write Westerns? Great Resource for Writing…

This is another of the many great resources I have found as an author.  I write a lot of historical fiction, including Steampunk.  The “Age of Steam” is considered to be around 1830 to 1900, and closely associated with the Victorian Era as a result.  However, lots of stuff happened in the United States at that time, as well as other countries.  In America, we had westward expansion, the Civil War, the trans-continental railroad, the invention of metal, steam-powered navies, and massive industrialization.  My book, The Travelers’ Club – Fire and Ash, crosses America in 1880 and I did months of research to get all of the historical information correct.  A bit added here and there really adds flavor to a story.  For western “slang” appropriate to the time period, I found this site:

http://freepages.genealogy.rootsweb.ancestry.com/~poindexterfamily/OldWestSlang.html

WESTERN SLANG & PHRASES

A Writer’s Guide to the Old West

1860’s ~ 1880’s

Being a small compilation drawn from period newspapers, books, and memoirs

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The thing I like most about sites like this, is that they are well researched.  This one takes words and phrases from actual newspaper, books and memoirs written by westerners from the 1860s through the 1880s.  You can only throw a bit of jargon at readers or they get confused, but a smattering here and there lends a great deal of authentic feel to the story.  Michael Stackpole told me he likes to read journals of people during the time of his books, so he can find those rare gems of information lost to regular historical accounts.  It was great advice.

At the bottom of the site are all sorts of other useful links as well!

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