Taxes, a Look at Them as April 15th and then the Election are coming.

Most people have no idea how much they pay in taxes.  Tax Freedom Day, adjusted for the federal deficit, is almost up to June now.  That means that on average, everything Americans make through May goes to the government.  After that, they get to make money for their own families.

Taxes include Sales tax, property tax, business tax, gasoline tax, excise taxes, duties, fees, filings, income tax, federal, state, local, county, library tax, hospital tax, school tax, overrides, Medicare, etc.  If it moves, breathes, or even dies, government taxes it.  This next picture startled me:

That is right, no income or other payroll taxes until 1913.  They said they needed some extra money temporarily to get some things taken care of.  Since then, this is the history of income taxes:

For a period of time there at its worst, the marginal rate was over 90% for high earners.  If you made $1,000,000, you gave $900,000 to the federal government.  Just in income taxes.  If you got it from a corporation, you paid corp taxes too.  If you got it through investment, you paid capital gains as well.  If you got it through a state with local income taxes you paid them too.  If you paid after social security, you paid that too, both parts if you were your own boss.  Then the money you kept… would be taxed when you bought something or invested it.

Here is what states added:

Then the federal government added Social Security and Medicare:

Then each year we pay property taxes of all kinds, we pay taxes to the state and feds on all petroleum.  The state and federal government make more profit off of oil than everyone else combined.  They don’t explore and find it, they don’t drill it, they don’t refine it, they don’t distribute it, they don’t sell it at retailers, but they make more than all those people.  As much as half of the cost of your food is due to petroleum taxes to plow, seed, harvest, spray and take to market your food.  You get on a plane and half your fare is aviation fuel and taxes at the airport authority.

I had a fellow employee who told me she didn’t pay taxes.  I told her I should turn her in for a 10% reward – half joking.  She said she always got a refund.  I showed her on her own checkstub that she was paying 30% of each check in taxes and her refund was about 2% of that.  She got mad and did not believe me.

Today, over half of Americans do not pay payroll taxes, such as income and social security.  Many even pay negative taxes because they get earned income credit and get money back they never paid in.  Our free welfare and healthcare systems are poised within the next year to have more recipients than we have taxpayers for the first time in history.

I was a former one percenter and I have dropped out.  I can no longer afford to work that hard to support so many other people, only to be labeled as an evil person for my efforts.  As an Economist, I don’t know how we have managed this long without an economic catastrophe.  I wish we had no payroll deductions, no at the counter sales taxes, no property taxes paid in through escrow on our mortgages.  I think if we all wrote a single check for our taxes for the year, and saw it was our entire income through the end of May – things would change.

But just like the live lobsters and crabs, we don’t jump out of the pan as the heat is constantly turned up, until it is too late for us.

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How Much Can Your Brain Hold?

Several people over the years have told me they don’t want to learn anything new, because if they do, they have to toss out something they already know because their brain is already full.  While it is true that we form clusters of neoron synaptic connections that work in mysterious yet theoretically limited ways, I have never really worried about running out of space on my own head’s hard drive.  Of course, someone had to calculate an estimate, instead of leaving well enough alone…

From Eric Allen Bell at Global One TV:

The human brain cell can hold 5 times as much information as the Encyclopedia Britannica. Or any other encyclopedia for that matter. Scientists have yet to settle on a definitive amount, but the storage capacity of the brain in electronic terms is thought to be between 3 or even 1,000 terabytes. The National Archives of Britain, containing over 900 years of history, only takes up 70 terabytes, making your brain’s memory power pretty darn impressive.

Still, my own computer currently has a solid state drive for my boot up stuff, and I have a 2 Terra Byte main hard drive.  This is just one of my computers on my network.  So, if the brain is at the low end of the estimate, my current computer network had the same storage as my own brain.  If at the high end, give computers a few years to catch up.

As I look at my computer hard drive, my novels, writing, spreadsheets and work take up a pitiful amount of the space.  I have thousands of files, but work seems to absorb very little space.  I do have about 600 games and hundreds of pictures and fun stuff that comprises about 95% of my used memory space.  So far, I have filled up over 500 gigabytes, or about one fourth of the two terrabyte drive.  This got me to comparing…

My own brain must be at least a quarter full by now, perhaps even more.  There is schooling of course, an AA in Electronic Engineering, a BS in Computer Science, a Masters in Economics.  But those are probably not taking much space, just like my work files.  My boot up disk – basic language skills, the major senses, knowing how to breathe and move kind of work on their own hard wired for the most part.

So, I have to conclude, that like my computer, most of my brain storage is used for bad jokes, dreaming, pictures, bad TV shows I have watched and movie clips.  It took a lot of storage space to memorize all the lines from Monty Python and the Holy Grail, not to mention Airplane!  I think I will put in a pic here to stop me writing about the Knights who say Nee! or cat juggling, or unladen swallows…

 

 

 

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Check Out my New Book Video – Courtesy of the Awesome Christopher Wilke!

Click on the video link below to hear and see the new clip advertising my novel – The Travelers’ Club and The Ghost Ship.

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/21227970/TravelersClub.wmv

Chris is a fellow author but also a graphics art designer and marketer extraordinaire.  He will be launching his own new site soon to help aspiring writers – The Iron Quill.  I will let you all know when IQ goes live.

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Let Me Tell You ‘Bout My Best Friend…(Hint..I am Man…It’s Dogs)

My wife laughs every time I do it, but sometimes when me and one of my dog buddies are hangin’ out playing, rough housing, belly rubbing or just chillin’ in front of the TV, I sing, “Let me tell you ’bout my best friend…  Dogs are so amazingly cool.  They have more breeds and variations in color, size, look and disposition than any other creature in nature, and yet every version is man’s best friend.

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Our Trip to Christopher Creek

My wife wanted to get out of Phoenix for a bit so first we went to the Renaissance Festival on Saturday in Apache Junction.  Then our son, on spring break from college at ASU, was nice enough to watch our ferocious hounds for us for three days for us to go to Christopher Creek, a small cutout in the Mogollon Rim Pine Country just past Payson Arizona.  It was 85 when we left Phoenix and so we were unprepared.  My wife got me to bring a coat, which I never do, and it was a good thing.  On the way, just past Fountain Hills on the Beeline Freeway, we saw all the mountains ahead of us covered in snow.  Hmmm.

I had a call earlier that day I had ignored with a 928 area code – from the place we were going.  I had thought it was just the usual confirmation.  I listen to the message and they say we might need a four wheel drive or chains.  Hmmm.  We of course had neither.  I call them and they say no problem, it is clear now.  We go to Payson, pick up some food, and head up the snowy road to Christopher Creek, only to be stopped ten miles short and told the road was closed.  I told the Sheriff we were told we could make it.  After some negotiations, he told us we could try, but if we got stuck, no one would come help us until the morning.  My wife and I chose to take our chances, and were the last normal car through.

Here is the entrance the day we left, after the snow had melted.  At first I could not get my car inside:

After we parked outside the cabin, it got really cold again.  They estimated they might get another 6 to 8 inches.  Here is what my car looked like in the morning:

Here are some pictures of the area, including my wife, me, the picnic areas, and the Mogollon Monster, who looks just like he is cold more than menacing:

 

That last picture is literally the view from our porch.  Our cabin was right on the creek itself, but no one was walking the path too much lol.  We had a great time even though we were snowed in for the whole time.  Gave us a chance to unwind.  The cabins had no cell phone reception, no wi-fi unless you wanted to sit in 30 degree weather in the snow outside, and only four TV channels.  One was the channel for the lodge, one was all informercials (living hell), one was Ion Channel, and the other was HNL.  We did not do much TV.  They had books and games.  My wife and I played Scrabble, but first she had to sort the letters because someone had supplied about 1.6 times the right number.

When we were driving back we were Jonesing for some good coffee.  At home we brew our own fresh and the cabins had horrible stuff in a bag they told us was coffee, but we weren’t that sure after trying it.  Anyway, we stopped at a cool place called the Mountain High Coffee Works, which had a variety of brews and wi-fi!  We caught up on my smart phone and her Kindle Fire and drank some real coffee.

The new owners there were pretty awesome, Phil and Roxanne.  We talked awhile and my wife noticed they had the latest copy of ConNotations NewZine on display, which has two of my stories in it.  Patti Hulstrand had dropped them off there.  That led to one thing after another and I gave them an autographed copy of my first novel, The Travelers’ Club and the Ghost Ship.  Here they are, the proud new owners – of the book of course!

We had a great time, but it’s good to be back home where I can play with the hounds and update my blog.  Have to get back to finishing the next two books tomorrow…

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Next Post will be Tuesday Night

Going to spend some quality time with the missus of 27 years, so I will be offline until Tuesday Night.  Look for more irreverant humor, writing tips, and strange observations Tuesday night.  Sorry to go a few days without posting.  Thanks to all the blog site followers, I really appreciate you!

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New Cool Blog Site

Please check out this new blog site for health and wellness ideas.

arizonahealthspot.org

It looks like it is really going to be a helpful site with lots of good ideas.

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The World According to Americans

Some say Americans learn geography through wars.  It seems if there is a country we are unaware of, like Serbia, Vietnam, Somalia, Sudan, Iraq, Kuwait, etc, then we go and kick some butt and get to know the place.  Half of US students cannot correctly identify Mexico or Canada on a map, so I think perhaps it is time we find some reason to pick a fight with them.  Just kidding of course!  Although those Canadians can be kind of uppity…  Anyway…  The following is a map of how many Americans view the world, and I hate to say it, but it is kind of a general feeling I share:

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Funny Headlines for the End of the Week

Enjoy these funny headlines.  Hopefully they will bring you some laughter and also serve as a warning to fellow writers, to read what you wrote before publishing it…

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A Tribute to Edgar Rice Burroughs – Just Saw the Film “John Carter”

I just watched the movie John Carter in that annoying 3D with my wife this weekend.  I must say it was very entertaining and the special effects were oustanding.  On the downside, the overall plot is muddled because it is a combination of three books, not one.  This is a typical Hollywood problem as in Master and Commander which took liberally from 21 books by O’Brien, making a real sequel difficult, and confusing the storyline.  There was also a problem with the casting of one of the good guys who looks just like the twin of the main bad guy.  Luckily, most everthing else works, and the good guys and bad guys are clear and the love story is overwhelmingly clear, so the rest is not too bad.  I love the new four armed creatures, and especially woola, who plays the Martian dog.  Since I love dogs, he was my favorite character.

But the purpose of this post is not to review John Carter, but because of a comment my wife made after we saw it.  She told me, “I didn’t realize Edgar Rice Burroughs did this.”  Not only that, I pointed out, but he did it a LONG time ago.  In fact, Princess of Mars was written in 1912!  Burroughs was born in 1875 and died in 1950.  He is one of the most prolific American sci-fi writers in history, and he did it back when things were running on steam.  Electricity and gasoline were just being discovered.  Flight was just being discovered.  The man was amazing, truly up there with Jules Verne and HG Wells.  So this is an homage to Burroughs, a man I hope to emulate in some small fashion with my own sci-fi adventure books.  I think a list of his works will speak for themselves.   Just remember when you watch John Carter – it was written by someone in 1912…

Barsoom series

         A Princess of Mars (1912)

Tarzan series

Pellucidar series

Book Cover: Pirates of Venus

Venus series

           Pirates of Venus (1934)

Caspak series

Moon series

  • The Moon Maid (1926) (aka The Moon Men)
    • Part I: The Moon Maid
    • Part II: The Moon Men
    • Part III: The Red Hawk

These three texts have been published by various houses in one or two volumes. Adding to the confusion, some editions have the original (significantly longer) introduction to Part I from the first publication as a magazine serial, and others have the shorter version from the first book publication, which included all three parts under the title The Moon Maid.[13]

Mucker series

Other science fiction

Jungle adventure novels

Western novels

G-Force series

  • G-Force (1944)
  • Requiem for the Nation (1948)
  • Leonard Saber Strikes Back (1956, posthumous)

Historical novels

Other works

As I said, what a body of work!  Awesome job Edgar Rice Burroughs, you are still bringing joy and wonder to audiences a hundred years later.  Well done indeed.

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