Random humor for the end of the work week…
- The more things change the more they stay the same.
- The ear is gone, but no scar…
- Are they targeting this as a product for men or women?
- Suspicious Quotation Marks
Random humor for the end of the work week…
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Umbrella Corporation with the T-Virus, The Last Ship, Helix, Walking Dead, World War Z, etc. All kind of start with some high tech experimental virus not being properly taken care of and suddenly it spreads. We like to think that really couldn’t happen, after all, the Centers of Disease Control (CDC) and the World Health Organization (WHO) are these magical high tech places right?
Unfortunately, government bureaucracies akin to the VA Hospitals run these places too. Could it happen? Read the following and you decide how safe you feel…
The Centers for Disease Control sign is seen at its main facility in Atlanta, Georgia June 20, 2014. (REUTERS/Tami Chappell)
Citing a recurring problem with safety, U.S. officials have suspended the shipment of potentially dangerous germs from government laboratories in Atlanta to other labs.
The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention also shut down two of its laboratories where the recent safety lapses took place.
In an incident earlier this year, the CDC said another of its labs accidentally contaminated a sample of conventional flu virus with a deadly bird flu germ. That sample was then sent to another government lab.
CDC Director Dr. Tom Frieden announced the actions Friday.
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238MPH
If there’s one thing we don’t like about the Ford Excursion, it’s the excessive use of body paneling. We don’t mean trim, we mean actual bits of body that could be removed to save weight and increase performance. Thankfully, there’s someone out there who agrees with us. His name is Jeremy Dixon, and he’s taken a few mechanical bits from the Excursion in order to create something far greater.
It’s called Rockzilla.
Read: Return of the Ford Bronco?
Assuming the build quality is up to snuff, the Buy-It-Now price of $72,000 isn’t out of line. In fact, it’s quite easy for a more standard sand rail-type vehicle to climb well over $100,000. Rockzilla is far more distinct, and it’s even road legal. Well, as long as you live in a state that allows open-wheel customs. Per the builder/seller, this vehicle is currently titled as a 2000 Ford Excursion.
Imagine the Ford Techs surprise when you bring it to him for an oil change…
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“A sea captain, Jean Marie Le Bris (1817-1872) observed the flight of the Albatross. He caught some of the birds and analysed the interaction of their wings with air. Le Bris built a glider, inspired by the shape of the Albatross and named L’Albatros artificiel. During 1856 he flew briefly on a beach, the aircraft being placed on a cart towed by a horse. He flew reportedly to a height of 100 m for a distance of 200 m.– Wikipedia
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Orbital Sciences Corp. launched its Cygnus capsule from the Virginia coast, its third space station delivery for NASA.
Its destination, the space station, was soaring 260 miles above Australia when the Cygnus took flight. The unmanned capsule should arrive there Wednesday.
This newest Cygnus contains more than 3,000 pounds of supplies, much of it food. Also on board: mini-satellites, science samples, equipment and experimental exercise clothes. NASA said the new type of clothing is resistant to bacteria and odor buildup. So the astronauts won’t smell as much during their two hours of daily workout in orbit and they’ll require fewer clothing changes.
NASA is paying for the delivery service. The space agency hired two companies — the Virginia-based Orbital Sciences and California’s SpaceX — to keep the space station well stocked once the shuttle program ended. The international partners also make shipments; the European Space Agency, for example, will launch its supply ship in 1 1/2 weeks from French Guiana.
This particular Cygnus delivery was delayed a few months by various problems, including additional engine inspections and, most recently, bad weather at the Wallops Island launch site.
The Cygnus will remain at the space station for about a month. It will be filled with trash and cut loose for a fiery re-entry. Unlike the SpaceX Dragon capsule, the Cygnus is not built to return safely to Earth.
Saturday, meanwhile, marked the 5,000th day of continuous human habitation at the 260-mile-high outpost. Six men currently are on board, representing the United States, Russia and Germany.
“Humans are explorers!” German astronaut Alexander Gerst said via Twitter.
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Cute dogs to cheer the start of your week.
John Hobbis Harris was a Christian missionary that traveled to the Belgian Congo. His wife was an amateur photographer in this new technology of taking pictures. Her name is Alice Seeley. Their story is one of courage to document and fight against horrible atrocities along side such figures as William Sheppard, a black American Christian missionary, E.V. Sjöblom, a Swedish Baptist minister, George Washington Williams, a black American minister who had fought in the US Civil War, and even Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens). It was the photographs taken by Harris and his wife Alice Seeley that won over the public.

Alice Seeley seated. Her husband standing to her left. Not only did their photos change Belgian Congo, but the world. Their mission also provided healthcare and shelter to dismembered slaves.
King Leopold II of Belgium, like so many European monarchs in the 1800’s, had established various colonies around the world. By the late nineteenth century, most of the world had been colonized from South America to Africa, Asia and the Pacific Islands. Belgium had a substantial colony in the Congo. The Congo had two products that were in high demand – ivory and rubber. There was no modern media such as TV or radio, much less the internet. Most colonial powers could do as they pleased and no one be the wiser.
Following the American Civil War, abolitionists from America went to other areas where slavery was practiced to expose it and abolish it. American protestant missionaries were in the forefront of this movement, often suffering death as a result. In the Belgian Congo, the local populace was beaten, enslaved and mutilated to keep up the rubber plantations and bring in revenues for Belgium, while the indigenous animals were slaughtered. Several newspapers, brochures and pamphlets were used to try to stop the practice, but it was these pictures that caused King Leopold II to finally stop the worst of the atrocities.
WARNING: These images are graphic. Not only were slaves beaten or killed, but the Belgium leaders would chop off arms and legs as punishment.
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I personally think it was stupid for L’Oreal to sign her based on a viral picture during the FIFA World Cup and equally stupid to get rid of her as soon as she turns out to be politically incorrect. I understand that she was talking about hunting Americans because her country faced us in the World Cup. That was not offensive.
What she doesn’t understand is that pictures standing over the dead body of an animal you shot for fun are no longer accepted. Even standing over animals you killed for food are not good times for a photo op. Given Belgium’s horrible history in Africa (the first photo journalist international scandal in history. I will post on that next.) it is even more important for a Belgie not to post going to Africa to have fun killing them.
Belgian beauty loses modeling gig after her hunting pic hits the web
Axelle Despiegelaere appears in a video promoting L’Oréal.
The Belgium beauty that scored a L’Oreal modeling deal after her World Cup photos went viral earlier this week has been released from her contract.
The decision comes after 17-year-old Axelle Despiegelaere sparked outrage on Facebook with a picture showing her posing with a dead oryx gazelle she had hunted in Africa, The Independent reports.

The post came on the day that Belgium eliminated the United States at the World Cup. After the furor began on Facebook, Despiegelaere responded: “Hi, I didn’t mean to offend anyone … it was a joke. Thanks for understanding.”
L’Oreal officials say that Despiegelaere will no longer be representing the company and that her contract has officially been “completed,” according to The Independent.
A spokesperson for L’Oreal said: “L’Oreal Professionnel Belgium collaborated with her on an ad hoc basis to produce a video for social media use in Belgium. The contract has now been completed.”
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