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Cosplayer Pictures for Your Weekend

Cosplay is a combination of the words costume and play.  People dress up as characters from comic books, film, TV, games, anime, steampunk or even create their own characters.  It is dressing up and having fun.  I get thousands of these pictures from my friends in the science fiction community that I see at Phoenix Comic Con and other events where I sell my novels.  If you wish for your picture to be posted, just send it to me.  Otherwise I randomly select out of the 5,000 or so on this flash drive.

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Chewbacca Stopped by the TSA for Lightsaber

The Twitter force is with him: In battle of Chewbacca vs. TSA, the Wookie wins

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Published June 09, 2013

FoxNews.com

Who needs the Jedi mind trick when you have Twitter?

Peter Mayhew, the actor who famously portrayed Han Solo’s erstwhile companion, Chewbacca, in “Star Wars,” was returning to his Texas home this month from the Denver Comic Con convention.

And like any traveler — or smuggler, for that matter — he’d hoped to avoid “Imperial entanglements” while clearing Denver Airport security on the way to his scheduled American Airlines flight.

No such luck, as a storm-trooper-like cadre of TSA staff apparently weren’t about to tell him to, “Move along.”

You could almost cue the Imperial March as the agents — no, they weren’t looking for droids — hassled the 7 foot, 2 inch tall Mayhew concerning his — of all things — cane.

But it wasn’t just any cane, it was a cane fashioned in the motif of, “an elegant weapon for a more civilized age.” Indeed, the walking implement was shaped and colored like a light saber.

It looked as if Mayhew, 69, might miss his flight, until he took to Twitter, posting on his well-followed account, “@TheWookieRoars.”

“In the caffufel of the cane,” he Tweeted, before adding, “Giant man need giant cane… small cane snap like toothpick…. besides … my light saber cane is just cool.. I would miss it.”

In the end, the TSA agents decided the imbroglio wasn’t worth the trouble, and gave Chewie, ahem, Mayhew, back his cane.

“Magic words to TSA are not ‘please’ or ‘thank you’… It’s ‘Twitter’. . .cane released to go home . . .,” he soon wrote.

chewbacca tsa

But Mayhew wasn’t apparently the only “Star Wars” fan to herald the small victory, as one follower of his feed humorously Tweeted in reply, paraphrasing Han Solo’s famous quote, “Just learned Star Wars lesson #1: “Let the Wookie Win.”

Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2013/06/09/twitter-force-is-with-him-in-battle-chewbacca-vs-tsa-wookie-wins/?intcmp=features#ixzz2VkUFlizx

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Wookiees – The Biggest Pimpin’ Bro’s in the Universe!

There are things about Wookiees that you just didn’t hear about in the Star Wars movies or books.  First, Wookiee women do NOT look like Wookiee men.  Wookiees keep their women at home, hidden in their tree homes for good reason, as you will see below.  Second, Wookiee men are big pimpin’ stars of the Universe.  Chewbacca was not Han Solo’s sidekick, Han Solo needed Chewbacca as his wing man, and not just in his ship, but in bars.

Here is what you MIGHT already know:

Wookiees hail from the forest planet Kashyyyk. They typically make homes in large trees. Adult Wookiees are very tall and covered in long brown hair. They can understand other languages, but they can only speak their own languages. Wookies are normally only aggressive when confronted with danger or opposition. Their preferred weapon is a bowcaster. Wookiees tend to end up as companions due to the life debt. When someone saves their life, they agree to devote themselves to the individual that saved them.They are very honorable creatures and often very intelligent and resourceful. Wookies normally adhere to a monarchy type of system when not being controlled by slavers.

 

Wookiee bath time

Here are pictures that tell the true story.  Wookiee men are impossible for women, not only for their raw animal musk, their cuddly long hair, but for their size and power while remaining gentle.  Also, real Wookiee women, as shown below, are impossible for most men to resist.  But be careful, their wookiee husbands and boyfriends will rip off your arms if you try anything…

Wookiees big pimpin pool side.

More wookiee posing

Why Chewbacca kept Han Solo around.

Wookiee pimpin power

Wookiee dates Kristen Bell

wookiee female

Wookiee’s love humans

Wookiee voguing

another wookiee female

More wookiee loving, no hover hands

wookie female

Wookiee with Jaime King

Wookiee wins all around Universal Olympics

Women flock to wookie

Wookiees know surfing

Wookiee trophy time

Wookiee’s must win

Secret celebration with Leia

Wookiee female

Wookiee at St Patrick’s Day

woookie trolling for human women

Wookiee at the salon

Wookiee life day celebration

Wookiee throwing out the first pitch of the season

Wookiee hand to face

wookiee attraction

Wookiees saving Yoda

Wookie Dog

You KNOW you would kiss a wookiee

Wookiee Victory

Wookiee chillin’

Wookiees like red women too

Wookiee Basketball team after victory

Wookiee art

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