Some cute dogs to cheer up the Monday blues.
Monthly Archives: July 2012
I Have a New Dream Vehicle
I have been blessed to drive lots of cars in my life that were a lot of fun. When I got married and had kids, I had to drive boring cars that had back seats. As soon as both kids could drive, I went back to my two seat roadsters. I have some pictures here of my some of my vehicles, followed by my new dream vehicles…

At 16, this was my first “official car” in my name. An Italian 124 SuperSport Fiat Spyder with dual overhead cams. Burnt rubber in all five gears. Mine was bright yellow.

- Rearview of my first car, interior same, but bright yellow paint. I put an icemaker in the glove compartment and a champagne bottle in the console with glasses for dates. It was called The Italian Stallion.

- Side view of first car. Everything was in Italian, Benzino, Olio, and Kilometers per hour. It had a pull choke and accelerator and buttons that made me feel like James Bond. Unfortunately, it was very hard to keep running.

- As soon as the kids could drive themselves, I got this diamond blue, champagne interior Mercedes 450 SL convertible with both hard and soft tops.

- My interior was light tan, but I had all handcrafted wood. My daughter called it the hungry beast because it was too fast for her and scared her. I could hit 160 mph in it and it felt like 70. Ahh, those trips to Vegas…

- Nothing like driving with the top down by the ocean. It became very expensive to maintain, so my wife and I donated it to a needy family.

- The car I drive now. 0-60 in 5 seconds. They no longer make the Honda S2000 limited production racing car. It redlines at 9000 rpm. Sounds like motorcycle engine.
Filed under Humor and Observations
Prayers for the Fallen, the Wounded, the Families, and others Who Care For Them
Prayers for the Fallen, the Wounded, the Families, and others Who Care For Them
I am sure all the pundits and talking heads will discuss and have mock experts dissect in retrospect everything that happened at the Batman showing in Colorado. There are only a few, but still way too many, who want nothing more than publicity for their atrocities in killing as many people as they can. A friend of mine I worked with at the Arizona Capitol, Gabrielle “Gabby” Giffords fell victim to another sick bastard like this. Whether it be Columbine, the DC snipers, the local Arizona killers, or killings in other countries, I don’t know how we produce and how we can prevent such types of people from committing these random acts of mass homicide.
When I was growing up, if you didn’t get involved in crime, drugs, sleeping with other men’s women or going to bad parts of town, the chance of you getting murdered was almost zero. Basically, if you did not put yourself in harm’s way through your own activities, you would be ok. Nowadays, you can be killed at your workplace, a building, a theater, walking down the street, driving on the road, wherever, for no reason, other than notoriety. Perhaps the press would be better served to never mention the killer’s name at all. Only mention the victims. Stop making super stars of murderers. Maybe that would be a way to reduce the numbers.
I will not mention the bastards name who committed this crime. I hope that if anyone knew he was falling apart and prone to violence that they feel appropriately guilty for not having warned anyone. My focus is on those poor theater goers, who stayed up to have a good time with each other at a movie, who now lay dead, and their families. My prayers go out to all of you.
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Very Odd Things I Would Like to Have
Here are some odds and ends of things I would like to have mostly because they are cool for me as a sci-fi fan. See if you agree, or if I am just strange, which is always a strong possibility…

Personal Intruder Protection – Slow But Reliable, Lives over a hundred years, works for carrots and lettuce.

- Your own carbonite encased foe. I have some people in mind other than Han Solo. Don’t you have someone you would love to stare down on in triumph while doing your morning blogging?
Filed under Humor and Observations, Uncategorized
Amazing Art from Books!
As a writer, I want my stories to leap out at the reader, but even I cannot write a book that will leap out quite as well as these do. They are simply amazing! Thanks to The Chive for gathering so many cool pictures, including these. If you do not follow The Chive, they have interesting things, as well as PG-13 to R rated women pictures, so be prepared. I named one of the pictures below “Andrew” as an homage to my friend Andrew Terech who writes amazing horror stories.
Filed under Humor and Observations, Uncategorized, Writing
Irony
A collection of Ironic Photos for your enjoyment. What I believe to be the MOST ironic thing that could happen, is if a vegetarian was eaten by a man-eating plant. I don’t wish that on any of my vegetarian friends, but it would be pretty ironic. Anyway, enjoy:
Filed under Humor and Observations, Uncategorized
Sick
Sitting at home with a cold turned into pneumonia, taking multi-spectrum anti-biotics and popping decongestant like candy. For you believers out there, please pray for me. For you non-believers, please put out some positive thoughts my way. This is the seventh time in my life I have had pneumonia due to my lungs not clearing because of my asthma. I think this is the worst time. The condition is basically caused when your lungs get fluid in them. The inside of your lungs look like a bunch of grapes. When you breathe in, air goes into the grapes, and oxygen is absorbed through them into your bloodstream. When fluid fills some of those grape like areas, air does not get to them, so a normal breath gives you much less oxygen. You basically feel the way you do after you have held your breath for two minutes. Kind of tired and wanting more air. Nothing to do for it but sleep with your head raised, drink lots of fluids, rest and get your meds down.
I did get good news yesterday, my left leg is finally healing around my artificial implant, so I should be able to walk normally within a few months. My doctor is also doing follow-up tests to make sure all the bone necrosis is gone, which rocks.
I apologize to all my awesome friends at the Steampunk Society who were coming to my house Saturday for a pool party. I was really looking forward to hosting it, but it usually takes me one to two weeks to recover from this. Hopefully, we can do it another time. I will miss a few of the writers’ groups too, so save a chair for me in a couple of weeks. Take care everyone.
Filed under Humor and Observations, Uncategorized
Kate Upton called Fat – What an Outrage!
Kate Upton was accused by bloggers of being a fat pig. I am so angry. She is one of the most naturally beautiful and proportioned people I have ever seen in my life. What do people want? For women to look like Holocaust victims? She also just turned 20 last month, and such words can be very hurtful. People forget she is just a kid at 20 and since she is a public figure they think they can say whatever. Her fellow models came out against her because she has had no plastic surgery at all. Something has to be done about these ridiculous claims that women are overweight. Last year it was Jennifer Love Hewitt, another perfectly made curvaceous woman with no artificial surgery. Join me when you hear such outrage in telling people that weighing under 100 pounds at 5’10” is ridiculous. Kate Upton is 5’10” and only 125 pounds.
The model was recently the target of a “thinsparation” blogger, who attacked the Sports Illustrated model on her site SkinnyGossip.com calling her “thick, vulgar, almost pornographic.” Kate Upton responded, “I’m not going to starve just to be thin.” Good for her for saying that, but she IS thin. If human beings can’t see that we have a strange society. Nearly half of us overweight, an epidemic of diabetes, but Kate Upton is fat? Stop the Madness!
Kate Upton: ‘I’m Not Going To Starve Just To Be Thin’
Filed under Humor and Observations
Cute Dogs to Perk Up Your Monday Blues
Some of you question my Monday morning dog posts – too bad! I am a dog lover and this blog is mainly about me and things I like to talk about, so you can get to know me. Hopefully, if you don’t like the dogs on Monday, the science, writing, or humor on other days will tide you over. So for you dog lovers, here are some cute dogs, for the rest of you, suffer through.
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