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Cosplay Pictures for Your Saturday

Cosplayer pictures for your Saturday enjoyment:

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The Parasol Protectorate Series – Review of the Series

I wrote this review of The Parasol Protectorate Series by Gail Carriger for publication in the upcoming issue of the magazine The WOD.  If you are familiar with my book and movie reviews, I am usually accused of being more of a critic than a reviewer.  This time, you can experience my lighter side as I love this series.

The Parasol Protectorate Series

By Gail Carriger

 Book Reviews by Michael Bradley

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The problem you face when writing about a five book series is that you will obviously have some degree of spoilers as you explain the plot twists.  If you mention a character in book three, readers of book one obviously knows they survived books one and two.  As a result, I will discuss the author, series and quality first, then will have a big bolded all caps spoiler alert before we get into those types of details.

As a steampunk author myself, I have always been a fan of the genre, even before I knew it was a genre.  I grew up with Jules Verne and HG Wells stories, which at the time were simply science fiction written in the late 1800s.  Today, if you write similar adventures that occur during the Age of Steam – roughly 1830 to 1900 – that have a science fiction component, they are referred to as Steampunk.  The time period was thrilling because for the first time the labor of a man or a beast of burden such as an ox or horse were replaced by steam power.  Factories, trains, urban pollution, cotton looms, steam ships and other devices were like landing on the Moon for the first time.

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The map of Africa was still blank in the middle and we were looking for the source of the Nile.  The sun never set on the British Empire, the major powers jockeyed for empires, magic and science were hard to distinguish, and the United States had the Wild West, the Civil War and Indian wars.  It is in this time period in which Gail Carriger writes her fiction series, the Parasol Protectorate.  Gail Carriger is the pen name of Tofa Borregaard who holds three degrees including a Masters in Archaeology and a Masters in Anthropology.  She has lived in both the United States and England and traveled enough to have a cosmopolitan view of things.  Her training and experiences definitely inspire her style of writing.

Gail Carriger has a very unique and clever idea in her first book Soulless, which introduces the main character, Alexia Tarabotti.  Alexia is born with no soul, hence the name of the book.  People with too much soul in her world might end up as vampires or as werewolves or even linger about for a time as ghosts.  To be soulless is very rare and basically makes her immune to those with the abundance of soul and even able to remove their power temporarily with her touch.  This concept alone is rife with conflict, but don’t expect the series to take you down the familiar path of vampires and werewolves seen in contemporary urban fantasy.

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Instead, Gail Carriger is a master at weaving fashion, social morays, customs and humor into her novels.  Her character development and whimsical narrative style are superlative, telling the story in such a charming and entertaining fashion that you have difficulty putting the books down.  There is action, international intrigue, gadgetry and supernatural elements, but it is a world of fun, clothing choices and friendship, not a gory monster fest all too common in lesser literature.

I am a huge fan of Gail Carriger, and in limited correspondence through emails and her Facebook and blog site, I am a fan not only of her writing, but of her as a person as well.  You can stop here with no spoilers and rush out to buy all five books and read them.  You will have a great time and be sorry when they are done.

Gail will also be appearing at LepreCon 2014, May 8-11 in Mesa, Arizona.  Be sure to come by if you are in the area and meet this outstanding author.  Show your support if you are already a fan like me and queue up for the signatures for your books.

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SPOILER ALERT – Released in just 2009, Soulless is the first in the five book series.  Alexia Tarabotti faces the challenge of being too tan and curvy due to her half-Italian heritage and suffers the further problem of being a well-read intellectual and opinionated woman in an era that does not always appreciate those qualities.  She suffers her step family, focuses on fashion and spends time with Ivy Tunstell, the delightful but fashionably challenged best friend.  Her soulless nature, though not well known, soon draws her into a world of intrigue with the werewolves, her friend the dapper vampire and the local hive, and even with Queen Victoria herself.  As if that is not enough to deal with, she encounters a particularly annoying werewolf named Lord Maccon.

In the second book, Changeless, we find Alexia married and now a noblewoman, the Lady Woolsey.  Her husband is off on business while a pack of werewolf soldiers camps on her front lawn.  Exorcised ghosts, an angry Queen Victoria and other dangers bring her all the way to Scotland to investigate matters and learn the truth about her own husband.  There is a particular incident at the end of this book that is definitely a cliff hanger for the third in the series.

In the third book, Blameless, Alexia separates from her husband in a scandalous way, even though she herself is – blameless.  Lacking her husband, she is back with her scornful family, the Queen fires her from her position, and someone begins to send deadly clockwork devices after her to kill her.

This is the one book I did not enjoy at first; neither did my wife who read along with me.  The reason is that the first part of the book loses the whimsical style of the first two and creates a more real and tense situation.  It almost had me put down the series, but having enjoyed the first two, I powered through this beginning.

About a third through the volume, it regained the usual more light-hearted style as Alexia travels, faces challenges, and her personal problems start to be repaired.  In the end, the third book is definitely worth reading and leads you on to the next two, but if I had to find a fault, it would be the early tone of the middle book.

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The fourth installment of the series is Heartless.  Alexia must once again solve a sinister plot to kill Queen Victoria and delve even farther into the mysterious past of her husband.  One of her sisters becomes heavily involved in the suffragette movement, while her cross-dressing friend Madame Lafoux is once again creating strange clockwork devices.  This is one of the more intriguing books in the series because the characters are already strongly established, allowing the author to focus more on subtleties and interesting twists along the way.

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The final book, Timeless serves as a capstone and rite of passage for all the characters in the series.  Alexia is now relatively settled in to her new lifestyle, when a summons is received from an ancient vampire leader in Egypt.  This takes the reader off to the distant sands of the Nile Delta for more adventures with their beloved characters.

In Egypt, when all is done, it brings a satisfying end to the series, having told Alexia’s main story of life challenges and passing the torch to several other characters known to the reader.  As a fan, you sometimes want story series to go on forever, however, experience shows that telling a story too long causes some series to become ridiculous or forced.  As it is, the Parasol Protectorate thoroughly tells the start to end story of Alexia while leaving the reader with a sense of satisfied completion.

Congratulations to Gail Carriger for such excellent work in writing five such wonderful novels in this Steampunk series.  When I first started reading Soulless, I was told it was a “woman’s Steampunk novel” because it is from Alexia’s view and deals with fashion.  I would totally disagree.  I think everyone can enjoy the series equally.  I also appreciate how it is written with wit, an eye to history, great characters and action, but never descends to being tawdry or bloody in place of good storytelling.  I wholeheartedly recommend this series.

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20 Jokes That Only Intellectuals Will Understand.

From Tikld.com, pointed out to me by awesome fellow author, Sean Ellis.

20 Jokes That Only Intellectuals Will Understand.

10th March 2014

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Future Results Not Guaranteed

If you have heard that phrase along with an add or prospectus, it is good to remember.  Here is one of the things I learned in undergrad Economics long ago…

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A man receives a letter providing “free” advice on an investment.  He reads it and throws it away, but notices it was correct later.  He receives another letter with more free advice.  He ignores it, but it turns out true as well.  The third letter comes, he invests, it pays off.  The fourth, the fifth, all the same.  The sixth letter arrives while the man is getting rich off this seemingly Nostradamus like advice on finances.  It says, the first five were free.  To continue, please pay me $5,000 per letter.  This goes on for some time, and the man is very happy.

Eventually, a few letters are wrong, and after awhile, the man stops paying for them.

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I decide to make some money.  I write 10,000 letters to strangers.  Half recommend to do something, half the opposite.  I send out 5,000 letters to those I was correct with and repeat the process.  Then 2,500, then 1,250, then 625 finally 312.  Those 312 people then pay me $5,000 for my brilliant advice, after all, I have never been wrong.  I continue until at last, I have been wrong enough they stop paying.  I retire rich.

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The shrewdest advisors on Wall Street might just be the ones out of the first 10,000 that were randomly right.  You don’t hear about the failures, only the successes.  In that way, past experience really is NOT a guarantee of future results.  Strange when you think it through, but it is VERY true.

 

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Historians unravel mystery behind cryptic Lincoln note

Historians unravel mystery behind cryptic Lincoln note

Published March 09, 2014

Associated Press
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SPRINGFIELD, Ill. –  The cryptic note penned by Abraham Lincoln identifies its recipient only as “my dear Sir” and has a small section carefully clipped out.

Who was he writing to and why was a key piece of information later removed so meticulously?

Historians believe they have unraveled the mystery and uncovered a bit of political intrigue in the process.

Researchers at the Papers of Abraham Lincoln project concluded Lincoln was writing to an ally to ask him to maintain a secret relationship with a political insider during the 1860 election campaign.

Lincoln asked his cohort to “keep up a correspondence” with the person, a phrase that gave researchers their best clue. They ran it through a searchable database of Lincoln’s papers and found several matches.

One was in a letter to Lincoln from fellow attorney and Republican Leonard Swett of Bloomington, Ill.

The two men, it turns out, were conspiring to keep tabs on a New York political figure. The mystery note was Lincoln’s response to Swett’s letter, the researchers surmised.

“If you can keep up a correspondence with him without much effort, it will be well enough,” Lincoln wrote to Swett. “I like to know his views occasionally.”

Swett’s earlier letter also had a clue about who the political insider was. It referred to “our friend TW of Albany,” who researchers concluded was Thurlow Weed, a Republican newspaper editor and political boss of New York state.

Lincoln was seeking Weed’s support in New York, even though Weed had been backing front-runner William H. Seward for the Republican presidential nomination. Lincoln got his way, ultimately winning Weed’s support. Seward later became his secretary of state.

But Lincoln couldn’t be seen as close to Weed during the campaign so he recruited Swett to be a secret go-between. That also explains why Swett clipped Tweed’s name from Lincoln’s note.

A New York City manuscript dealer recently contacted the Papers of Abraham Lincoln for help solving the riddle.

The group of researchers is trying to identify, transcribe and publish all documents written by or to Lincoln. Project Director Daniel Stowell said Saturday that solving the mystery behind the note points to the project’s value.

“To be able to identify the date, recipient and subject of such a brief letter is a remarkable achievement,” he said.

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Cute Dog Humor for Your Monday Blues

In this edition, I put in dog humor.  Please pardon me that some of the language is profane.

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Daylight Savings Time…

You might think that Daylight Savings Time DST is a recent invention.  However, this excerpt from Wikipedia gives some background:

The modern idea of daylight saving was first proposed in 1895 by George Vernon Hudson[2] and it was first implemented by Germany and Austria-Hungary starting on 30 April 1916. Many countries have used it at various times since then, most consistently since the energy crises of the 1970s.

The practice has been both praised and criticized.[1] Adding daylight to evenings benefits retailing, sports, and other activities that exploit sunlight after working hours,[3] but can cause problems for evening entertainment and other occupations tied to the sun (such as farming) or to darkness (such as firework shows).[4][5] Although an early goal of DST was to reduce evening use of incandescent lighting (formerly a primary use of electricity[6]), modern heating and cooling usage patterns differ greatly, and research about how DST currently affects energy use is limited or contradictory.[7]

Other problems sometimes caused by DST clock shifts are: They complicate timekeeping, and can disrupt meetings, travel, billing, record keeping, medical devices, heavy equipment,[8] and sleep patterns.[9] Software can often adjust computer clocks automatically, but this can be limited and error-prone, particularly when DST dates are changed.[

The basic idea for DST is that it let’s people have a longer amount of daylight for activities.  This keeps people from driving to or from work in the dark, reduces lighting, heating and cooling needs during work hours, and when proposed, produced overall savings.  In hot areas, extra sunlight time during work is actually counter-productive, for instance increasing cooling costs for us Arizonans by having our workplaces and schools open during the hottest part of the day.  As a result, Arizona does not participate in DST.  Neither did Hawaii, my last home state, for the same reason.  The problem this created in both Hawaii and Arizona is that part of the year we are on one time zone and part the other.  Arizona is Mountain Standard Time, but sometimes we go to Pacific Standard Time, and I never know when, having spent most of my life without DST.

This map shows blue for areas that use DST, orange for those that did at one time but don’t now, and red for those that never have.

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Personally, I think DST should be done away with.  In our modern economy, sunlight is less a factor in determining the work day.  Global business is conducted 24 hours per day.  Increasingly, work is performed from home or local areas through electronics.  My one voice might not mean much, but enough with the fall back, spring forward, or whatever it is I am supposed to remember, even though I live in a state that doesn’t do it.

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Awesome Painting with Fingers

Unbelivable Zaria Forman Artworks

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The inspiration for Zaria’s drawings began in early childhood when she traveled with her family throughout several of the world’s most remote landscapes, which were the subject of her mother’s fine art photography. Her work exhibits extensively in galleries and venues throughout the United States and overseas.

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In addition to exhibitions, recent projects include a series of drawings that served as the set design for the classic ballet Giselle, which premiered in October 2012 at the Grand Theatre of Geneva, Switzerland. Ten of her drawings were also used in the set design for House of Cards, a Netflix TV series directed by David Fincher and starring Kevin Spacey.

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In August 2012 she led Chasing the Light, an expedition sailing up the NW coast of Greenland, retracing the 1869 journey of American painter William Bradford and documenting the rapidly changing arctic landscape. Continuing to address climate change in her work, she spent September 2013 in the Maldives, the lowest-lying country in the world, and arguably the most vulnerable to rising sea levels.

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Ukraine computers targeted by aggressive ‘Snake’ virus

Ukraine computers targeted by aggressive ‘Snake’ virus

Published March 09, 2014

FoxNews.com
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Dozens of Ukrainian computer networks, including those run by the Kiev government, have been infected by an aggressive virus known as “Snake” or “Ouroboros,” and experts say that there’s every chance that Russia is behind it.

The Financial Times reported that the virus has been deployed aggressively since the start of 2013. The paper cited information from British defense and security firm BAE Systems, which recorded 22 infections of Ukrainian computer systems by “Snake” since the start of 2013. Of those, 14 have occurred since the start of 2014, while protests raged against President Viktor Yanukovych’s government. In all, 56 computer systems around the world have been infected by “Snake” since 2010. Almost all of the incidents have taken place since the beginning of last year.

The Financial Times reported that the virus not only allows its employer access to computer networks for surveillance purposes, but can also act as a “digital beachhead” for software that can disrupt vital computer networks, such as those that control power supplies for banking operations.

Identifying where a computer virus specifically originated from is difficult to do, but the Financial Times reported that “Snake” appears to have been developed somewhere in the GMT +4 time zone, which encompasses Moscow. The paper also reported that parts of the code contain Russian text.

David Garfield, managing director of cyber security at BAE, told the paper that the recorded instances were likely “the tip of the iceberg.” Garfield also said that the complexity of the “Snake” program ruled out a rogue hacker, saying “Whoever made it really is a very professional outfit.”

Nigel Inkster, a former director of intelligence and operations for MI6, Britain’s international intelligence agency, was more specific with his suspicions, telling the paper, “If you look at it in probabilistic terms – who benefits and who has the resources – then the list of suspects boils down to one … Until recently the Russians have kept a low profile, but there’s no doubt in my mind that they can do the full scope of cyber attacks, from denial of service to the very, very sophisticated.”

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Cosplay Pictures for Your Saturday

Cosplay pictures for your Saturday enjoyment!

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