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Sherrif Paul Babeu

I first met Paul Babeu while I was Chief of Staff to the Arizona Speaker of the House.  He was a young, bright, articulate man working for Governor Napolitano’s border task force.  He coordinated efforts of the National Guard and the border patrol.  He struck as me as very intelligent, dedicated and energetic.  He is the kind of person you just naturally admire when you talk with them.  Through the years our paths have crossed many times and I consider him at least a friendly acquaintance if not a personal friend.  The entire time I have known Paul, he has been driven by one goal – to protect the people of Arizona from violence.  He not only has dedicated his career to this, been consistent on his message, but he has also personally put his life on the line many times and unfortunately had to suffer the injury or death of those he worked with in the same cause.

I live in Congressman Trent Franks district.  I have known and been friends with Trent since 1989 and I am glad to have such great representation.  My only regret is that I cannot vote in support of Paul Babeu for Congress, because I am not in his district.  We need people like him who are dedicated to helping their fellow citizens and willing to pay the price to do so.

I was saddened at the recent spectacle in the press associated with Paul.  He did what hundreds of millions have done – he took a cell phone picture of himself to show others what he looked like.  He had a relationship that ended with hurt feelings.  Both of those are so commonplace, they should not be news, but in today’s tear down everyone society they are.

If I looked like Paul Babeu, I would probably have thousands of pictures taken of myself.  Unfortunately, if I posted my own shirtless body, people would go blind, and that would have been the last image they saw.  It would be permanently imprinted on their damaged retinas.  Some things you simply can’t unsee.

No one is perfect.  Everyone wants to pile on nowadays and kick people when they are down.  I wanted to take this moment to do the opposite.  This incident does not change the fifteen years I have seen Paul Babeu put his life and his reputation on the line to help others.  Thank you Paul for what you have done in the past and what you will do in the future.  I have made many mistakes and done embarrassing things I still won’t share here.  Hopefully, this is the worst you will have to deal with.

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Inventor of Time Travel – Anniversary of His Death Last Year

This is a tribute to Emit Varlet, the inventor of Time Travel who died this time last year at the age of negative 137.  You will be missed!  Actually, you won’t be missed because of that whole time space continuum vortex thing that warps alternate universes when someone bends time, but the sentiment is still there.

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The Danger of Buying Foreign Drugs

The last several federal administrations, including Clinton, Bush and Obama’s have been pushing to buy oversees drugs because they are cheaper.  American pharmaceutical companies have been the target of many lawsuits and have become villains in the mainstream media.  Today, 40% of drugs in the United States are imported and 80% of the active ingredients are manufactured abroad.  So what is the concern?  Today, news leaked that there are potentially millions of doses of Avastin sent out since December that do not contain any active ingredient.  While American pharmaceutical companies are badgered, they maintain very high production standards.  Not so in other countries where they make them “cheaper.”  Leaving out the active ingredient certainly cuts out costs.  This means that people with colon, prostate and lung cancer receiving Avastin treatments might have been without any real treatment since December.  Many of them will die.

While pursuing my Masters in Economics I wrote a white paper on the topic of whether drug companies profits were excessive.  In the 60s, when the thalidimide disaster occurred, rules for drugs changed dramatically.  The drug had been given to women to help them sleep but pregnant women had terrible birth defects in their children.  Thousands were born without legs or arms.  No FDA administrator ever wants to approve another thalidimide.  The result is that for every 10,000 drugs researched, only one gets approved, and it takes about 15 years and costs between $500 million and $1 Billion per drug.  The patent on a drug lasts for 12 years, after which everyone can make it.  That means our pharmaceutical companies have to recover the cost for 20 years of research on 10,000 drugs on the one successful one they produce within just a 12 year period.  That is why a drug that costs 5 cents to manufacture can cost upwards of $20 per pill.

If you spent $1 Billion for a drug with 100,000 users that will take the pill once per day and you have 12 years to get your money back, plus a 10% profit you have to charge $2.55 per pill PLUS the cost of manufacturing, advertising, marketing, distribution, lawsuits and hope no one else comes up with something better.  Your pill will probably run $100 per month, so insurers and Medicaid and Medicare will force your doctor to use cheaper, older pills first, and only let you use it if the others don’t work, which will cause the pharma company to have to raise the price to $200 per month.  It is basic math.

By buying these drugs from unregulated and unreliable sources outside the country, we are making it impossible for new drugs to be economically developed.  At the same time, we are opening up the possibility of more Avastin disasters.  How would you like to know that the heparin you take to avoid blood clotting after a surgery might not have active ingredients, or may have three times the normal amount?  How about your anti-stroke medicine, your high blood pressure treatment, your insulin?  Think about that when politicians tell you about the evil pharma companies and how they plan to save you money.  With nationalized healthcare, do you think your bureaucrats would even let you know this had happened?  I don’t.

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Another Unnecessary Death

Whitney Houston is dead at 48 – my age.  She died of alcohol mixed with prescription drugs.  So did Michael Jackson, so did Heath Ledger, so did Brittany Murphy, so did River Phoenix, so did Amy Winehouse, so did Anna Nicole Smith, and so on.  Where are the people who know and love these famous wealthy people?  Where are the families?  Where are the doctors that continue to prescribe drugs to people who they know drink?  So many are sad and lonely, looking for any combination to relieve their pain and their inability to sleep.  We recently lost a family friend in the same way.  She wasn’t famous, but she died from drinking and taking her prescription pills.  You are never sure if it was intended suicide, or if they simply pushed their body’s limits too far in search of sleep and peace.  I know in our own situation, family and friends gave as much support and love as they could.

I wish there was something we could do to prevent these in the future.  Whether you like people like Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, or Lindsay Lohan, they are still fellow human beings, in many cases young and depressed, and they need our help, whatever we can do.  I for one no longer make light of such situations and laugh at their antics.  Please take keys away from drunk or high friends and get them a cab.  Please don’t laugh when they tell you of their drunken exploits.  Try to get them help.  In the end only they can save themselves, but the rest of us need to learn from these tragic events.

Here is prayer that the suffering of their families be bearable, and that through the publicity of their deaths, perhaps others will avoid similar fates.

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Today’s Signing and Lunchables For Grown Men

Today at Next was good as I got to meet lots of interesting folks like Deborah, Emily, Alan and others.  I also got to hang out with fellow authors Gale Leach and Vincent Alascia.  Chris Wilke also stopped by and hung out with his son Connor.  Unfortunately, traffic was light today, probably because it was so nice outside.  Thanks to Next Coffee Shop for having us!

On the humorous side, I saw this picture of a lunchable for grown men.  A bit different than the children’s version:

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Alcohol versus Yoga – You Decide!

I noticed this interesting comparison, of drunks doing yoga by accident, versus actual yoga masters.  Which do you think is better or more fun?

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It’s a Dog’s Life

I am a dog man, and have been since I was a toddler.  My first dog, Skippy a cocker spaniel, died when I was 2 when my father accidentally ran over her.  My second dog, Honey Bun a toy fox terrier (like a Jack Russell but smaller) kept me company from the age of 2 until her death when I was 19.  I think dogs are one of the greatest of God’s creations.  So why is it people say, you are in the dog house now, or treated like a dog, or a dog’s life – and mean it in a bad way?  These critters run around, play, go for walks, eat, get belly rubs, get ear rubs, get treats, chase around critters…  I don’t know, their life seems kind of fun.  If I was all furry and cute maybe my wife would rub my ears and belly all the time and give me treats.  Instead, if I ask her to give me a neck massage she rolls her eyes back and groans.  Our dogs just climb up on her and look cute and voila – full body massage!  Here are some pics of those dogs with the hard lives…

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Our Increasing Lack of Freedom

I remember my old showers, the ones where the water pressure was nice and strong, and the water was hot.  Now, we have low flow devices mandated in our faucet heads and temperature turned down on the water heaters.  When I was a kid, I would walk around with my shotgun shooting at birds and squirrels and we would burn our trash in barrels in the backyard.  We would build our own sheds without a permit.  We would chop down trees and reclaim land without permission from the federal government.  All those things are felonies now.

We could flush our toilets once, because it had enough gallons to actually flush correctly.  I could even buy lightbulbs of my own choice.  It is a good thing that the benevolent government of unionized bureaucrats knows how to live my life better than I do.  They protect me from too much salt, from coconut oil on my popcorn, from grandmothers in wheelchairs in airports.  The same smart people you see when you go to the Motor Vehicle Department, the Post Office or any public agency are there to be smarter than you and protect you.  You don’t need freedom, you need protection.  You may do something unsafe or foolish.

There are never enough government programs to truly protect you, so you need to pay more and more in taxes so you can be better protected.  Ignore the fact that the average federal employee makes over $72,000 a year and over a third make six figures.  So what if the private sector pays less and usually around $40,000 on average?  The people in government are smarter than you and protect you, they deserve more.  When unemployment in the country reached over 10% and 500,000 people stopped even looking for work, take solace that the number of federal employees increased and most got substantial raises.

So, let’s not talk about cutting government, even though we would have no deficit if we went just to 2007 spending levels.  The government knows better what to do with our money and our lives.  Freedom is just unsafe because we don’t exercise it responsibly.  The following is a repost from my oldest sister, Penny:

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Why The Super Bowl is Replacing Thanksgiving

I read a report today that Super Bowl Sunday now exceeds every other day for calorie consumption EXCEPT Thanksgiving.  That got me to wondering, how a relatively new sport phenomenon could impact so much of America.  First, more people celebrate Thanksgiving, so those at Super Bowl Sunday parties are eating more per capita than the thankful ones.  I attribute it to a number of factors.  One, America is so rich, we have less thankful people.  You scrape together a harvest that might keep you fed through the cold winter months, having seen half your people die off in the past, and you are ready to celebrate.  Heck, invite the natives, break out the beer, and throw a party.  Thank God that you will make it alive another year – what better reason for a bash?  And yes, even today, Puritans and Amish drink more beer per capita than the rest of us.  It’s why they put into shore where they did, the beer was gone.

Today, Thanksgiving is that uncomfortable family get together.  It’s bad enough to have to spend time with your family, but before the football games, it was the dread silence and conversation.  Years of contempt you have built up, waiting for release.  Most of us knew we would survive with enough food, so we focus on our rivalries and bitterness with relatives, not on thanking God.  Besides, today, few people have traditional families.  You have his, hers, ours, kids, ex-families, step families, in-laws, out-laws, you can keep track of baseball statistics easier than your own family tree.  Someone has to organize, find a place, get people together, get food, and be prepared for the usual family fights.

For the Super Bowl – all you need is beer, wings, pizza and big screen TV.  You don’t even need enough seats, standing and the floor work.  You can buy the food and beverages – you don’t have to make anything.  You can even tell people to bring their own.  If people piss you off, you just leave!  You get to pick your invites and have actual friends – not family!  Yep, Super Bowl Sunday has wider, and more lasting appeal in today’s America.

My tradition – a pizza made with all sharp cheddar cheese (no mozzarella) pepperoni, dried salami, and olives.  If I want extra briny I go with the green olives instead of black.  Not for everyone, but I love it.  It has enough caloric value to feed Somalia for a week.  I also like boneless wings.  I hate picking skin, veins and meat off a little piece of bone.  But boneless – oh yeah!  In fact, I don’t even know if it is chicken.  It could be rat, cat, horse, who knows?  Basically, you deep fry batter and toss hot sauce on it and I’m game.  Just no bones…  The thick, hot, but not so hot you can’t feel your lips sauce too, not that weak orange oily stuff you get all too often.

What is my Super Bowl Sunday prediction – A full belly, trying not to pay too much attention to the GoDaddy or Adriana Lima commercials while my wife watches me like a hawk, and fun with friends.  My favorite commercial was years ago, I think by Etrade.  It was a monkey banging on a plastic bucket in a garage while two people watched.  It ended – “we just wasted $1 million, what do you do with YOUR money?”  A classic wth moment.

 

 

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Are YOU More?

At each point in my life my perspective has changed a bit but the one question remains forever – am I more?  What is the point to existence, if any?

When I studied mathematics and science the underlying belief is that everything works according to laws which can be theorized, proven and recreated.  If a proof does not yet exist, it is simply a flaw in our understanding, but everything is predictable if we know all the laws.  In electronics, I learned impetus (voltage) and flow (amperage).  A short would increase flow dramatically, an open would stop flow.  Resisters slowed flow, capacitors stored flow, potentiometers adjusted flow, transducers change impetus, etc.  It explained things.

When I learned computer science, everything was input – processing – output – feedback loop.  It explained everything.  I began to see life in the same way.  When I did my post-graduate degree in finance and economics, it was the “Invisible Hand” of Adam Smith that explained all.  People maximize their “utils”.  If someone is charitable, it is not to help others, but because they get utils from helping.  If they really like cars, they spend cash on them to maximize their utils.  Everyone using cash as a means of barter to maximize their utils.  It all made sense.

In sociology and psychology, I learned nature vs. nurture.  You have genetic dispositions, inherited traits and animalistic instincts.  To that mix, you add nurture, your environment, your exposure to things impact you.  It explained it all.  When I was at the Capitol, it was all about 31, 16 and 1.  The number of votes needed to pass something through the House, Senate and the Governor.  It made sense to ignore the rest.

However, if it REALLY explains it all, then we are nothing more than a pre-determined system of actions.  We really have no control over ourselves or our actions and everything is simply a complex formula too difficult for us to see, but there nonetheless.  It makes life a meaningless process with inputs and outputs, a re-run so to speak that plays out with no change in the script possible.  To me, this explanation is somewhat terrifying.

At a young age I was exposed to another explanation – Christianity.   That we are not just animals, but we were created with an eternal soul, that this life serves as a testing bed.  We have free will and must choose service to God, or service to evil.  This also explains everything.  I choose to go with this explanation, because I want to believe I am MORE.

How about you?  Are you MORE?

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