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The Hunger Games: Catching Fire – Movie Review

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The Hunger Games: Catching Fire

Movie Review by Michael Bradley

The sequel to the hugely successful first Hunger Games movie was much anticipated and I looked forward to seeing it as everyone was telling me how it was better than the first one.  It is so rare for a sequel to exceed the original that I was skeptical.  I enjoyed the movie, but unfortunately, I did not find it an improvement, as it abandoned the original themes and seemed more of a set up for future movies than a stand alone film.

Katniss Everdeen, played by the awesome Jennifer Lawrence and Peeta Mellark, played by Josh Hutcherson, become targets of the oppressive government after their victory in the 74th Hunger Games sparks a rebellion in the Districts of Panem.  In order to survive, Katniss is supposed to continue to pretend to be in love with Peeta even though her real boyfriend, Gale Hawthorne is played by hunky heart throb Liam Hemsworth.

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Spoiler alert – I can’t really explain what is wrong and right with the movie without going into some plot details.  What made the first movie great was the concept that you got to know the competitors and you were tense to see who survived and who would die.  The hunger game itself was the core of the movie with heroes and villains.  In the sequel, the hunger games are abbreviated.  The game itself is more important than the characters.

As a twist to kill off the victors, the Hunger Games for this movie select former victors to be the participants.  As most of them are older, you lose the pathos of kids competing and having to kill each other.  At the same time, you don’t learn enough about any of the competitors to care that much what happens to them.  Each is presented as a caricature, the electric engineer, the hiders, the swimmer, etc.  There is little or no dimension to any of them.  They also form into two large groups which further pulls you away from caring about individuals.  The deaths themselves are brief and more from the contrivance of the game than from each other.

Katniss is the heroine of the first movie but they betray her importance in the end of the sequel.  She finds she is a figurehead for the revolution who has been kept in the dark because she was not trusted to make a tough decision to leave others behind.  Her real boyfriend is part of the conspiracy as are many of her most trusted friends and advisors.  Making Katniss the dupe instead of the heroine really left the movie feeling flat.  At the end, she is being whisked away against her will while important characters are left behind.  Nothing is resolved, merely setting up a third film.  It could easily have said “to be continued” at the end credits.

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Worse still is the strange love triangle between Katniss, Peeta and Gale.  At the beginning we have Peeta, still pining away with unrequited love.  Katniss and Gale struggle with whether to run away and be together.  That is why it is so strange when during the games, Katniss seems to genuinely fall in love with Peeta while Gale is secretly planning to rescue Katniss as part of the revolution.  Why does Gale try to get her to run away with him if he is plotting already?  Why does Katniss fall for Peeta after ignoring him for a year when he lives fifty feet from her and was just as noble in the first games?  The love triangle actually feels forced, even for an actress with Jennifer Lawrence’s talents.

If you like the Hunger Games series, as I do, you have to see the second movie.  It is not as good as the first, it is a set-up for the third movie, but as a fan you won’t care much.  If you are not a Hunger Games fan, then you will find it disjointed, confusing, and in the end it has more strings and unfinished plot lines than it does at the beginning.

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How to be well-read in no time: 40 short novels

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How to be well-read in no time: 40 short novels

How to be well-read in no time: 40 short novels is a list of books that provides a varied glimpse of the written style of many of the great authors. A concise selection, the titles can be worked through over a very short period, or, alternatively, they can be sandwiched between larger classics in an even more ambitious reading program. For further reading suggestions see our Top 100 Novels of All Time.


Slaughterhouse-Five

1. Slaughterhouse-Five

By Kurt Vonnegut

Slaughterhouse-Five, an American classic, is one of the world’s great antiwar books. Centering on the infamous firebombing of Dresden, Billy Pilgrim’s odyssey through time reflects the mythic journey of our own fractured lives as we search for meaning in what we fear most. More »

To the Lighthouse

2. To the Lighthouse

By Virginia Woolf

Widely acclaimed since its first publication in 1927, Virginia Woolf’s ‘To the  Lighthouse’ is a novel whose overt simplicity of plot hides a complex mix  of autobiographical detail, searching social questions and deep philosophical  enigmas.  The author’s innovative use of  nonlinear plot, stream- … More »

The Metamorphosis

3. The Metamorphosis

By Franz Kafka

It is one of the most memorable first lines in all of literature: “When Gregor Samsa woke one morning from uneasy dreams, he found himself transformed into some kind of monstrous vermin.” So begins Kafka’s famous short story, The Metamorphosis. Kafka considered publishing it with two of the … More »

Animal Farm

4. Animal Farm

By George Orwell

This is a classic tale of humanity awash in totalitarianism. A farm is taken over by its overworked, mistreated animals. With flaming idealism and stirring slogans, they set out to create a paradise of progress, justice, and equality. First published during the epoch of Stalinist Russia, today … More »

Of Mice And Men

5. Of Mice And Men

By John Steinbeck

Of Mice and Men is a novel written by Nobel Prize-winning author John Steinbeck. Published in 1937, it tells the tragic story of George Milton and Lennie Small, two displaced migrant ranch workers, who move from place to place in search of new job opportunities during the Great … More »

The Old Man and the Sea

6. The Old Man and the Sea

By Ernest Hemingway

The last novel Ernest Hemingway saw published, The Old Man and the Sea has proved itself to be one of the enduring works of American fiction. It is the story of an old Cuban fisherman and his supreme ordeal: a relentless, agonizing battle with a giant marlin far … More »

Waiting for the Barbarians

7. Waiting for the Barbarians

By J. M. Coetzee

A modern classic, this early novel by Nobel Laureate J. M. Coetzee centers on the crisis of conscience and morality of the Magistrate-a loyal servant of the Empire working in a tiny frontier town, doing his best to ignore an inevitable war with the “barbarians.” More »

A Christmas Carol

8. A Christmas Carol

By Charles Dickens

This new selection of Dickens’s Christmas writings confirms his lasting influence upon our idea of the Christmas spirit: that Christmas is a time for celebration, charity, and memory. In addition to the beloved A Christmas Carol, this volume includes such festive works as … More »

Things Fall Apart

9. Things Fall Apart

By Chinua Achebe

Things Fall Apart tells two intertwining stories, both centering on Okonkwo, a “strong man” of an Ibo village in Nigeria. The first, a powerful fable of the immemorial conflict between the individual and society, traces Okonkwo’s fall from grace with the tribal world. The second, as modern as … More »

The Stranger

10. The Stranger

By Albert Camus

(Book Jacket Status: Jacketed)Albert Camus’s spare, laconic masterpiece about a Frenchman who murders an Arab in Algeria is famous for having diagnosed, with a clarity almost scientific, that condition of reckless alienation and spiritual exhaustion that characterized so much of twentieth-century life. Possessing both the force of a … More »

As I Lay Dying

11. As I Lay Dying

By William Faulkner

Long been recognized not only as one of William Faulkner’s greatest works, but also as the most accessible of his major novels. This Norton Critical Edition is based on the 1985 corrected text and is accompanied by detailed explanatory annotations.  “Backgrounds and Contexts” is divided … More »

Invisible Cities

12. Invisible Cities

By Italo Calvino

Imaginary conversations between Marco Polo and his host, the Chinese ruler Kublai Khan, conjure up cities of magical times. “Of all tasks, describing the contents of a book is the most difficult and in the case of a marvelous invention like Invisible Cities, perfectly irrelevant” (Gore Vidal). Translated … More »

Heart of Darkness

13. Heart of Darkness

By Joseph Conrad

Dark allegory describes the narrator’s journey up the Congo River and his meeting with, and fascination by, Mr. Kurtz, a mysterious personage who dominates the unruly inhabitants of the region. Masterly blend of adventure, character development, psychological penetration. Considered by many Conrad’s finest, most enigmatic story. More »

The Quiet American

14. The Quiet American

By Graham Greene

“I never knew a man who had better motives for all the trouble he caused,” Graham Greene’s narrator Fowler remarks of Alden Pyle, the eponymous “Quiet American” of what is perhaps the most controversial novel of his career. Pyle is the brash young idealist sent out by Washington … More »

The Death of Ivan Ilyich

15. The Death of Ivan Ilyich

By Leo Tolstoy

Tolstoy’s most famous novella is an intense and moving examination of death and the possibilities of redemption, here in a powerful translation by the award-winning Richard Pevear and Larissa Volokhonsky.Ivan Ilyich is a middle-aged man who has spent his life focused on his career as a bureaucrat and … More »

The Time Machine

16. The Time Machine

By H. G. Wells

When a Victorian scientist propels himself into the year a.d. 802,701, he is initially delighted to find that suffering has been replaced by beauty, contentment, and peace. Entranced at first by the Eloi, an elfin species descended from man, he soon realizes that these beautiful people are simply … More »

Darkness at Noon

17. Darkness at Noon

By Arthur Koestler

Originally published in 1941, Arthur Koestler’s modern masterpiece, Darkness At Noon, is a powerful and haunting portrait of a Communist revolutionary caught in the vicious fray of the Moscow show trials of the late 1930s.   During Stalin’s purges, Nicholas Rubashov, an aging revolutionary, is imprisoned and … More »

The Great Gatsby

18. The Great Gatsby

By F. Scott Fitzgerald

The Great Gatsby, F. Scott Fitzgerald’s third book, stands as the supreme achievement of his career. This exemplary novel of the Jazz Age has been acclaimed by generations of readers. The story of the fabulously wealthy Jay Gatsby and his love for the beautiful Daisy Buchanan, of lavish … More »

Notes from the Underground

19. Notes from the Underground

By Fyodor Dostoevsky

In 1864, just prior to the years in which he wrote his greatest novels—Crime and Punishment, The Idiot, The Possessed and The Brothers Karamazov—Fyodor Dostoyevsky (1821-1881) penned the darkly fascinating Notes from the Underground. Its nameless hero is a profoundly alienated individual in whose brooding self-analysis there is … More »

The Picture of Dorian Gray

20. The Picture of Dorian Gray

By Oscar Wilde

Since its first publication in 1890, Oscar Wilde’s only  novel, The Picture of Dorian Gray, has remained the  subject of critical controversy.  Acclaimed by some as  an instructive moral tale, it has been denounced by  others for its implicit immorality. After having his … More »

The Red Badge of Courage

21. The Red Badge of Courage

By Stephen Crane

ENDURING LITERATURE ILLUMINATED BY PRACTICAL SCHOLARSHIP  The story of a young soldier’s quest for manhood during the American Civil War.  EACH ENRICHED CLASSIC EDITION INCLUDES:  • A concise introduction that gives readers important background information  • A chronology of the author’s life and work … More »

The Catcher in the Rye

22. The Catcher in the Rye

By J. D. Salinger

Anyone who has read J.D. Salinger’s New Yorker stories–particularly A Perfect Day for Bananafish, Uncle Wiggily in Connecticut, The Laughing Man, and For Esme With Love and Squalor–will not be surprised by the fact that his first novel is full of children. The hero-narrator of The Catcher in … More »

Fathers and Sons

23. Fathers and Sons

By Ivan Turgenev

When a young graduate returns home he is accompanied,  much to his father and uncle’s discomfort, by a strange  friend “who doesn’t acknowledge any authorities, who  doesn’t accept a single principle on faith.”  Turgenev’s  masterpiece of generational conflict shocked Russian  society when … More »

Siddhartha

24. Siddhartha

By Herman Hesse

This classic novel of self-discovery has inspired generations of seekers. With parallels to the enlightenment of the Buddha, Hesse’s Siddhartha is the story of a young Brahmin’s quest for the ultimate reality. His quest takes him from the extremes of indulgent sensuality to the rigors of ascetism and … More »

Strange Case of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde

25. Strange Case of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde

By Robert Louis Stevenson

Robert Louis Stevenson’s short novel, Dr. Jekyll and  Mr. Hyde, first published in 1886, became an instant classic, a Gothic horror originating in a feverish nightmare whose hallucinatory setting in the back streets of London gripped a nation mesmerized by crime and violence.  Its revelatory ending … More »

The Turn of the Screw

26. The Turn of the Screw

By Henry James

This Modern Library Paperback Classics edition brings together one of literature’s most famous ghost stories and one of Henry James’s most unusual novellas. In The Turn of the Screw, a governess is haunted by ghosts from her young charges past; Virginia Woolf said of this masterpiece of psychological … More »

Alice's Adventures in Wonderland

27. Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland

By Lewis Carroll

Since childhood, Kusama has been afflicted with a condition that makes her see spots, which means she sees the world in a surreal, almost hallucinogenic way that sits very well with the ‘Wonderland of Alice’. She is fascinated by childhood and the way adults have the ability, at … More »

Adventures of Huckleberry Finn

28. Adventures of Huckleberry Finn

By Mark Twain

Climb aboard the raft with Huck and Jim and drift away from the “sivilized” life and into a world of adventure, excitement, danger, and self-discovery. Huck’s shrewd and humorous narrative is complemented by lyrical descriptions of the Mississippi valley and a sparkling cast of memorable characters. More »

The Sorrows of Young Werther

29. The Sorrows of Young Werther

By Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

One of the world’s first best-sellers, this tragic masterpiece attained an instant and lasting success upon its 1774 publication. A sensitive exploration of the mind of a young artist, the tale addresses age-old questions — the meaning of love, of death, and the possibility of redemption — in … More »

The Prime of Miss Jean Brodie

30. The Prime of Miss Jean Brodie

By Muriel Spark

At the staid Marcia Blaine School for Girls, in Edinburgh, Scotland, teacher extraordinaire Miss Jean Brodie is unmistakably, and outspokenly, in her prime. She is passionate in the application of her unorthodox teaching methods, in her attraction to the married art master, Teddy Lloyd, in her affair with … More »

Candide

31. Candide

By Voltaire

Candide is the most famous of Voltaire’s “philosophical tales,” in which he combined witty improbabilities with  the sanest of good sense. First published in 1759, it  was an instant bestseller and has come to be regarded as  one of the key texts of the Enlightenment. … More »

Lord of the Flies

32. Lord of the Flies

By William Golding

The classic novel by William GoldingWith a new Introduction by Stephen King”To me Lord of the Flies has always represented what novels are  for, what makes them indispensable.” -Stephen KingGolding’s classic, startling, and perennially bestselling portrait of  human nature remains as provocative today as when it … More »

Silas Marner

33. Silas Marner

By George Eliot

Falsely accused, cut off from his past, Silas the weaver is reduced to a spider-like existence, endlessly weaving his web and hoarding his gold. Meanwhile, Godfrey Cass, son of the squire, contracts a secret marriage. While the village celebrates Christmas and New Year, two apparently inexplicable events occur. … More »

The Immoralist

34. The Immoralist

By Andre Gide

‘To know how to free oneself is nothing; the arduous thing is to know what to do with one’s freedom’ – Andre Gide. Michel had been a blindfold scholar until, newly married, he contracted tuberculosis. His will to recover brings self-discovery and the growing desire to rebel against … More »

Therese Raquin

35. Therese Raquin

By Emile Zola

In a dingy apartment on the Passage du Pont-Neuf in Paris, Thérèse Raquin is trapped in a loveless marriage to her sickly cousin, Camille. The numbing tedium of her life is suddenly shattered when she embarks on a turbulent affair with her husband’s earthy friend Laurent, but their … More »

Cain

36. Cain 

By Jose Saramago

“Suitably disturbing—and a pleasure to read.” — The ScotsmanIn this, his last novel, José Saramago daringly reimagines the characters and narratives of the Old Testament, recalling his provocative The Gospel According to Jesus Christ. His tale runs from the Garden of Eden, when God realizes he has forgotten … More »

Jamilia

37. Jamilia

By Chinghiz Aitmatov

“The most beautiful love story in the world.”—Louis AragonThe Second World War is raging, and Jamilia’s husband is off fighting at the front. Accompanied by Daniyar, a sullen newcomer who was wounded on the battlefield, Jamilia spends her days hauling sacks of grain from the threshing floor to … More »

Live and Remember

38. Live and Remember

By Valentin Rasputin

First published in Russian in 1974, Live and Remember was immediately hailed by Soviet critics as a superb if atypical example of war literature and a moving depiction of the degradation and ultimate damnation of a frontline deserter. The novel tells the story of a Siberian peasant who … More »

Death in Venice

39. Death in Venice

By Thomas Mann

Thomas Mann is widely acknowledged as the greatest German novelist of this century. His 1912 novella Death in Venice is the most frequently read example of Mann’s early work. Clayton Koelb’s masterful translation improves upon its predecessors in two ways: it renders Mann into American (not British) English, … More »

Into the Wild

40. Into the Wild

By Jon Krakauer

In April 1992 a young man from a well-to-do family hitchhiked to Alaska and walked alone into the wilderness north of Mt. McKinley. His name was Christopher Johnson McCandless. He had given $25,000 in savings to charity, abandoned his car and most of his possessions, burned all the … More »

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Film School Thesis Generator

This is one of those strange sites I come across that tickle my funny bone.  This site basically comes up with film school thesis statements for you to base an appropriately erudite and pretentious analysis for your film school professors.

http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/4oBZ8c/:1JsCLPyr_:Q-+4SX6T/wonder-tonic.com/filmthesis/

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Death by Transporter

I had this published in a magazine article awhile back, thought you might enjoy it.

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Death by Transporter

by Michael Bradley

For Star Trek fans, the transporter is the key to most away teams.  In space dock you might use the shuttle and certainly if the transporter is blocked by shielding or other devices you would use the shuttle.  How many times have we seen the transporter used throughout the series, and the only one smart enough to question this was “Bones”, Doctor McCoy.  He complained that breaking a person down into individual atoms and beaming them across space and reassembling them was “unnatural.”

The sad truth is that the transporter is actually a death device that produces a clone.  Each person entering is disintegrated into nothing but a computer pattern duplicating their original mass.  Those actual particles are not sent through space, which could not happen at warp speed, much less sub-light.  The computer projects the image of the person into the destination and assembles atoms to reconstruct them.

Every time Captain Kirk, Spock, or anyone else stepped into the transporter, they died.  A perfect clone, which “thinks” it is still the same person, was then created.  Even under the best circumstances, repeated death and re-cloning will get some of the pieces wrong.  Theoretically, the more times you go through the transporter, the less you will be like the original.  There have been episodes where people were merged, mangled, or had the “anti-virus” program remove alien life and microbes from the new clone, leaving behind part of the original.

The official protectors of the Star Trek brand deny this is the way transporters work.  They say that it breaks down your molecules then converts them to a light beam, then reassembles them.  This cannot be true, given the Star Trek canon.  Every trekker knows you cannot beam someone through an active shield; however, lasers, photon torpedoes and phaser banks CAN go through a shield on the way out.  So if light, energy and matter can travel out, why not molecules in a light beam?

Further proof that the transporter disintegrates the occupant then creates a clone is found in Star Trek: The Next Generation episode entitled “Second Chances” in which Commander Riker is duplicated twice.  One version goes up to the ship, while the other is stranded behind.  After that, they diverge in personalities based on their experiences.  If in fact, a transporter only uses the original mass of the individual, then two Rikers would both only be half complete, and both would be dead.  If it disintegrates and kills the first Riker, then accidentally puts them together twice in different spots, that would explain the plot.

Star Trek has extensive usage of the replicators.  Captain Picard says, Earl Grey hot, and voila, there it is.  The replicators basically take inert mass and energy and remake it into whatever product is desired.  The transporters are simply replicators that project their product, destroying the original, encoding it, then using target mass to create a replica.

If you believe in souls, or even personal identity, this is of great concern.  If you understood how a transporter actually works, would you ever step into one?  Would you be willing to die each time, knowing a clone of you, who thinks they are you and acts like you, will be created on the other end?  Personally, there is no way I would do it.  Space is risky enough, and you could get me to serve on a ship.  Walk into a death chamber to die and be cloned?  I’ll pass, thank you very much.

 

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The Copier Shop – A Draft Original Short Story by Michael Bradley

This is a first draft of a short story, just 1,400 words, or about a four minute read time on average.  It is original fiction by yours truly.  It will most likely be included in my sixth or seventh a book, an anthology with a working title of “Twisted Futures.”  I hope you enjoy it.  Please feel free to comment if you love, hate, etc., the concept or the writing.

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The Copier Shop

 By Michael Bradley

“Ben!  Get your ass out here, there’s a line.”

Ben sat down the heavy barrels of goop that fed the copier machine.  Why can’t he ever do anything?  Mister all important Assistant Manager Jones can’t do shit without telling me to do it for him.  Ben sulked slowly from the supply room to the counter.  Only three people in line.  Wow.

Jones glared at him and hissed, “Just because you only have one arm doesn’t mean your two legs can’t move as fast as anyone else.”

Ben lowered his head and bit back his response.  What a total asshole.

“Can I help whoever is next?”  Ben waited while the customers looked at their number pull tags and a couple came up after figuring out they had the lowest number.

“Yes young man.  It’s my husband George here.  We were saving up to get copied together, but he isn’t feeling well at all today.  I think we better just get him done and then do me later.  To be on the safe side.  Besides, his job at the factory can be kind of demanding.  Nothing like a fresh duplicate they say.”

Ben stared at the elderly couple and sighed.  “Do you happen to have the data chip with you?”

The old woman searched through her purse and found an inch square chip, hastily removing lent and cat hair from it.  She handed it over to Ben.

“Great.”  He blew off the rest of the cat hair and examined it.  “This is over forty years old, might take a bit of work.  When do you need it done?”

The lady huffed and pointed to her elderly husband George.  “Just look at him young man, we need it now.  We’ll wait.”

“Fine.”  Ben opened the flip counter and motioned for George to join him.  They walked back to the duplicator.  “So, George is it, you want any changes?  Want me to use copy shop software and add some muscles, brains, different face or anything?”

George leaned heavily against the machine, holding his chest and wheezing.  “No, I’m fine with just a good clean copy.”

“A basic copy it is then.  That’ll be ten thousands credits, payable now.  We find it harder to collect afterwards and we have the cost of the materials and all.”

The old man inserted his hand into the charge-all and put his eye to the retina scanner.  After a few flashes there was a ding.  “There you go, can we get on with it now?”

“Sure, sure.  You want us to dispose of the old copy, or you want to keep it?”

The man looked at his liver-spotted arms and shriveled hands for a minute.  “Just get rid of the old copy.  I don’t know what I’d do with it anyway.”

“Ok then, step in.”

Assistant Manager Jones stepped over and whispered, “What the hell is the hold up Ben, we’ve got others still waiting, get going.”

Ben felt his anger rise, but didn’t want to get in trouble again.  He needed every credit to keep his apartment and his go-ped.  Angrily he stomped over to the control panel, jammed in the old disk and hit the start button.

Ben leaned on one foot and retied his other shoe.  The machine hummed and whined as it shredded the old copy and began to rebuild the new one.  This old machine usually took a good five minutes, where the new state-of-the-line bio-dimensional copy machines took less than a minute.  You-Copy stores were too cheap to buy the new stuff though.  People coming here just wanted the same old, nothing fancy.

The lights indicated it was about half-way through the construction process when the warning panel turned red.  “What the?”  Ben looked at it with a squint.  Out of goop?  Shit!  I got so mad at Jones I forgot to check the damn goop.

On cue, Jones appeared.  “Damnit Ben, what now?”

Ben felt his face turn heated and red.  “It ran out of goop.”

“What kind?”

Ben looked at the readout.  “It’s the blood goop.  The disk says A negative, but it ran out.  I better go get some quick.”

Jones grabbed Ben’s one arm as he started for the store room.  “Too late for that dumbass, you can’t let it sit that long.  Watch this.”

Ben tugged his arm free and watched his boss.  Jones flipped the goop trays to O positive.  “See, you just give him different blood.”

“Won’t that mess shit up Jones?”

“Nah, as long as it’s all the same.  We’ll just give him an updated disk and no one will be the wiser.  If the copy needs work, they look at the new disk and know O positive.”

Jones pressed the start button again and the machine went back to humming and whining.  Several minutes later the copy came out.

“George, you feel ok?”  Ben asked.

George looked around a bit bewildered at first.  Then his head seemed to clear.  “Yes, I don’t recall your name though.  Is my wife Gladys still waiting here?”

Ben looked at the copy.  George had a brand new duplicate body that looked roughly twenty years old.  Everything seemed to be fine.  “Sure, it’s only been a few minutes.  You’re all paid up Sir, just head this way and I’ll take you to her.”

George and Gladys left the store and Ben started to the counter but was headed off by Jones.  “How long have you worked here Ben?”

“You know I’ve been here for many years Jones.  As long as you.”

“Well one day you damn well better learn to check your goop before pressing the start button.  We were lucky that time.  You know corporate doesn’t like to pay for messed up copies.  It’s not just the refunds; it’s the upset customers too.”

“Yeah, fine.  Check the goop.  Got it.”  Ben headed back to the counter.  The rest of the day was busy and closing time came around quicker than he expected.

Ben went to the machine and started to clear the goop trays and sort them in storage.  Tissue, blood, bone, organ, muscles, connective goop, every type of goop needed all fit into a series of canisters that he had to clean every night.

Jones helped tonight, though Ben wasn’t happy about that as he expected more criticism for today’s mistake.

Ben looked over at the unusually quiet Jones.  “That guy, George.  It says he works as a manufacturing engineer.”

“Yeah, so?”  Jones was cleaning out the blood tubes with sanitizer.

“Well, when we make copies, the people walk out young, strong, all new.  But they always have the same jobs, the same memories and skills.  Why not upgrade to something more exciting?”

Jones considered that for awhile.  “I suppose that every job needs doing and if we all wanted to have exciting jobs; there would be no manufacturing engineers.”

Ben banged the pans into their storage, eliciting a frown from Jones.  “It’s just not fair is all.  When I get old and get copied, why the hell do I have to come back here and be a damn clerk at a copy store, working for a dumbass like you?”  Ben braced himself for a barrage of yelling, but nothing happened.

Jones looked at his missing arm, where only a stump rested under Ben’s shirt.

Ben saw the direction of his eyes.  “So it’s because I only have one arm?  Why can’t I get a new arm?  Copy shop software would fix that.  Just add in more goop.”

“It’s not that simple Ben, like I said; they need people to do crap jobs like this.”

“Then how did you get here Jones?  Why are you stuck as a lowly Assistant Manager at a You-Copy?  You’re not much better off than me.”

Jones sat down heavily.  A single tear ran down his cheek and his lips trembled.  “I’m sorry Ben.”

Ben felt a growing dread, hollowness deep in his chest.  “Sorry for what?”

“I’m here because I didn’t check the goop before I hit start.  I didn’t put enough in.”  Jones pointed at Ben’s missing arm.  “You were a baseball pitcher before.  It was an exciting job, and others wanted it.  When I forgot the goop, well, there wasn’t a clean image left and others were in line.”

“You bastard!  You dumb bastard!  That’s why I’m here, because you screwed up?”

“Yeah.”  Jones stood trembling.  “And I’m here because I was a doctor, and someone messed up my copy too.  That’s why people don’t ever get better jobs Ben.  We’re all mistakes made by people in a hurry.”

 

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40 Photo-Illustrated Questions to Refocus Your Mind

40 Photo-Illustrated Questions to Refocus Your Mind

These questions are good for several things:  1) personal re-evaluation and self-discovery; 2) as a tool to motivate you to do new things; and 3) as a tool for authors.  The last one is important to writers like myself.  You should basically be able to answer all these questions for your main characters.  It really helps you to write them if you know them that well.  It really helps you to live your own real life if you know yourself that well.

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Guest Post on Writing – By Brian M. Hayden

Want to guest post on mbtimetraveler.com?  Just send me an email with your post, pictures and what not to eiverness@cox.net.  Put “Guest Column” in the message box.  Remember, no copyrighted stuff, be original, be PG-13 or cleaner, and I’ll see if I can put you up for a post.  Enjoy!

Brian M. Hayden

Brian M. Hayden

Writer Motivation – Take One

By

Brian M. Hayden

Have you ever said, “I’ll try to get that done by the end of the day, or week…?” Pick a time frame.  Are you the kind of person that tries hard, but at the end of the day, none of your projects are completed? Well, if you are always trying to do things and constantly falling short of actually accomplishing anything, take comfort in these next few words.

STOP TRYING AND START DOING!

For years I hear people say, “I’m trying”, or “I’ll try my best”. Don’t you believe it. I’ve run companies for many years. Most with more than 100 employees.  Assigning tasks was part of it. When I assign a job, and the person tells me, “alright Mr. Hayden. I’ll try”. My ass begins to twitch. I know for certain that when the word “try” is used, I am getting set-up for a disappointing outcome.

Let me explain. I’d like to walk you through this simple exercise. Ready? Good. Now, find an object near you. Any object. A pen, or perhaps a cup. Anything. Now comes the hard part.

Try to pick it up.

Did you do it? I will assume that you answered “yes”. You just failed that simple test. I asked you to “try” to pick it up. I did not ask you to pick up the object.  Are you following me here?

I have thought about this since 1992, and I still don’t know what “try” means.

According to the “Free Online Dictionary” –  v. tried (tr d), try·ing, tries (tr z). v.tr. 1. To make an effort to do or accomplish (something); attempt: tried to ski. 2. To taste, sample, or otherwise test in order to … 

I believe that the word “try” is the root cause of almost all problems. Don’t believe me? Read that definition again. It affords us the opportunity to make an effort with no expectation for success.. We, (our society) is soft. Our willingness to accept a “good try” lets people off the hook for jobs left unaccomplished.

Do not fret though, for I have devised a solution to this dilemma. Here are the steps.

  • Stop using the word “try”
  • If you say you are going to do something -DO IT!
  • Commit to the philosophy: Do your best to complete the task at hand.

I can deal with someone who says, “I’ll do my best to complete this job”. If that person falls short, I’ll figure out why and help him/her to do better.

But many of you reading this blog are writers, authors, editors and other professionals.  Your inner dialog is saying: How can this new philosophy apply to my life? Allow me to respond with a question. How often have you read someone’s facebook note that reads, “I am trying to write 5000 words today”?  Facebook has many sites, most of which have people saying they are going to try to do this…or that.

Stop doing that.

Do you have writer’s block? Are you working on character development, but “try” as you may, cannot reconcile the characters? In our profession we come across myriad situations which challenge our abilities. Here is a secret.  Come closer.

Don’t try so hard. 

Say this out loud.  “I am not going to try anymore. If I am going to do something, I am going to do it.” 

One final thought: If you find yourself with writer’s block, character block, or any other impedance to a successful outcome, pick up a book and read. Reading relaxes you, frees your mind and ignites those creative juices. If that doesn’t work, give yourself a kick in the derriere, and try to do better tomorrow.

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Need something to read? Pick up one of my books.

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Binge-Watching. A New Trend to Watch Whole Seasons in One Sitting

Do you binge watch?  I have, a lot.  My wife and I rarely find anything on TV worth watching and there are only so many movies worth seeing.  So my son hooked us up with Roku.  It’s a device that hooks up to your system and you get access to Netflix, Hulu, and like a dozen other services.  You still have to pay any fees of course, but you can pretty much access the world.  Add to this option, our cable provider which allows you to watch episodes you miss on TV, AND the digital recorder that lets you record as you go.  I even have access to these on my smart phone, my wife’s Kindle, our computers, and my laptop.

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Roku – Your conduit for everything

It starts out with looking for something to watch.  “Hey, I heard Breaking Bad was good, but we never really watched it.  Look, it’s on Netflix.”

So we curl up with the hounds and check out the first episode.  “Wow, that was pretty good.  Would you like to see another one honey?”  “Sure sweetie, why not?”

Twelve hours later in the wee hours of the morning our bodies are insisting that we stop and get some sleep.  Watching episodes one after the other is like a form of visual and auditory crack.  Not all shows do this of course.  Some we watch for fifteen minutes and never watch again.  Others though were popular for many years and have tons of episodes.  Did you know that Deep Space Nine had over 170 episodes?  The best and worst for me is the access to some great BBC programs.  Foyle’s War was awesome!  Catching up on all the Dr. Who episodes that my wife had never seen – awesome!  Watching a few episodes of Alfred Hitchcock Presents, or reliving a few original Mission Impossible shows… where does it stop?

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Is this an addiction you also suffer from?  I get 1,000 channels on my TV but rarely watch anything live.  I usually record things and then zap the commercials.  I can watch a 3 hour University of Oklahoma game in about 30 minutes now.  (My alma mater – Go Sooners!)  If you binge watch is that good or horrible?

Other than the obvious health concerns of sitting prolonged periods and the hygiene issues, some have noted other, artistic issues.  Here are some points made by Jim Pagels at Slate:

1. Episodes have their own integrity, which is blurred by watching several in a row.

TV series must constantly sustain two narrative arcs at once: that of the individual episode—which has its own beginning, middle, and end—and that of the season as a whole. (Some shows, like Breaking Bad and The Wire, operate on a third: that of the entire series.) To fully appreciate a show, you must pay attention to each of these arcs. This is one of the defining features of television as a medium and one of the things that makes it great. A TV show is not “an imagistic tone poem,” and it shouldn’t be viewed as one.

2. Cliffhangers and suspense need time to breathe.

Taking the time to ponder which Oceanic flight 815 member the Dharma Initiative brought back to the island or why Peggy decided to tell Pete she had his baby are an essential part of the experience of a series. Take the first season of Homeland: Much of the pleasure it provided came from wracking one’s brain each week—and changing one’s mind multiple times—trying to decide whether or not Brody was a double agent. That pleasure evaporates when you simply click “play” on the next episode.

3. Episode recaps and online communities provide key analysis and insight.

Contra David Simon, TV recaps really do enhance one’s experience of a TV show. Even if you’re catching up on DVD or Netflix, you can still take the time to read recaps of nearly any episode on the A.V. Club, Hitfix, and here on Slate. They all provide great perspectives that you likely wouldn’t have picked up on your own.

4. TV characters should be a regular part of our lives, not someone we hang out with 24/7 for a few days and then never see again.

Our best friends are the ones we see every so often for years, and TV characters should be the same way. I feel like I grew up with Michael Scott, because I spent 22 minutes a week with him every Thursday night for seven years. A friend of mine who recently cranked through all eight seasons of The Office in two weeks (really) probably thinks of Carrell’s character like someone he hung out with at an intensive two-week corporate seminar and never saw again. Binge-watching reduces the potential for such deep, Draper-like relationships. While the Grantland piece argues that binges are the only way to forge “deep emotional connections,” in fact, the opposite is true.

5. Taking breaks maintains the timeline of the TV universe.

There are many exceptions to this rule, but TV series tend to place a few diegetic days between episodes and a few months between seasons. Thus, its rhythms match our own—when we watch them on their schedule. Watch an episode of Party Down a few days after finishing the last one, for instance, and notice how all the caterers have also had a few days off since their last gig. Or return to a new season of 30 Rock after a summer away, and see how the TGS writers are also returning from their vacation.

If you need to catch up with a show, here are the guidelines: Wait a minimum of 24 hours between episodes and at least a couple weeks between seasons. If one TV show doesn’t provide a full night’s entertainment for you, pick out a few programs you’ve been meaning to catch up with and watch one episode of each.

For the whole article you can read his commentary here:  http://www.slate.com/blogs/browbeat/2012/07/09/binge_watching_tv_why_you_need_to_stop_.html

I am not sure I agree with him on those points.  It sounds more like the controversy when Ted Turner colorized movies that no one was watching.  People started to watch them.  Without Netflix, I would never have watched Breaking Bad.  There had been too many seasons gone by for me to figure it out.  I am SO glad I did see it.  The same with Walking Dead and many other shows I only saw because I could “catch up.”

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As a futurist, one has to consider what this trend will develop into when it is fully implemented.  Just think, one day you will be able to watch anything, listen to any music, watch flash videos, plays, whatever you want, whenever you want, where ever you wish.  As an author, that certainly gives legs to my books that did not exist when traditional publishers left you on the shelf for a few months then replaced you with a newer book.  Something to think about, in between watching whole seasons…

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Anthology Submissions Needed!

Twisted Futures!

Visions of the Future Anthology

Submissions Needed, 5,000 words or less, only futuristic themes.  Short stories, flash fiction and poetry are all welcome.  Paint your picture of a dsytopic, utopic or otherwise unique vision of the future.  WORD format preferred, only electronic submissions accepted.  Submission is FREE and you can submit multiple entries if you wish.

Publishing by Michael Bradley, President, Eiverness Consulting Group, Ltd., An Arizona Corporation in Good Standing.  Earlier anthologies were Twisted History and Twisted Nightmares.

Submissions required by December 15, 2013.  Expected publication prior to May 2014 both in print and published in Kindle format.

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Please send inquiries and submissions to:

eiverness@cox.net

For the subject put:  Anthology Submission

Selected authors will receive two free printed copies of the final anthology and will be able to purchase unlimited print versions at cost.  All other sales will be retained by Eiverness Consulting Group, Ltd.

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