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Wookiees – The Biggest Pimpin’ Bro’s in the Universe!

There are things about Wookiees that you just didn’t hear about in the Star Wars movies or books.  First, Wookiee women do NOT look like Wookiee men.  Wookiees keep their women at home, hidden in their tree homes for good reason, as you will see below.  Second, Wookiee men are big pimpin’ stars of the Universe.  Chewbacca was not Han Solo’s sidekick, Han Solo needed Chewbacca as his wing man, and not just in his ship, but in bars.

Here is what you MIGHT already know:

Wookiees hail from the forest planet Kashyyyk. They typically make homes in large trees. Adult Wookiees are very tall and covered in long brown hair. They can understand other languages, but they can only speak their own languages. Wookies are normally only aggressive when confronted with danger or opposition. Their preferred weapon is a bowcaster. Wookiees tend to end up as companions due to the life debt. When someone saves their life, they agree to devote themselves to the individual that saved them.They are very honorable creatures and often very intelligent and resourceful. Wookies normally adhere to a monarchy type of system when not being controlled by slavers.

 

Wookiee bath time

Here are pictures that tell the true story.  Wookiee men are impossible for women, not only for their raw animal musk, their cuddly long hair, but for their size and power while remaining gentle.  Also, real Wookiee women, as shown below, are impossible for most men to resist.  But be careful, their wookiee husbands and boyfriends will rip off your arms if you try anything…

Wookiees big pimpin pool side.

More wookiee posing

Why Chewbacca kept Han Solo around.

Wookiee pimpin power

Wookiee dates Kristen Bell

wookiee female

Wookiee’s love humans

Wookiee voguing

another wookiee female

More wookiee loving, no hover hands

wookie female

Wookiee with Jaime King

Wookiee wins all around Universal Olympics

Women flock to wookie

Wookiees know surfing

Wookiee trophy time

Wookiee’s must win

Secret celebration with Leia

Wookiee female

Wookiee at St Patrick’s Day

woookie trolling for human women

Wookiee at the salon

Wookiee life day celebration

Wookiee throwing out the first pitch of the season

Wookiee hand to face

wookiee attraction

Wookiees saving Yoda

Wookie Dog

You KNOW you would kiss a wookiee

Wookiee Victory

Wookiee chillin’

Wookiees like red women too

Wookiee Basketball team after victory

Wookiee art

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Steampunk Dogs

Steampunk and clockwork devices have gone to the dogs – and it’s about time!  Two of my favorite things – dogs and steampunk!  Enjoy.

 

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Dog Shaming for Your Monday Blues…

Every Monday I post a variety of dog pictures to cheer you up on your Mondays with cute furry critters.  This is my second installment of “dog shaming” pictures:

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Steampunk/Clockwork Bugs! (Part One)

These are all Steampunk/Clockpunk/Clockwork Bugs.  I have too many for one post, so maybe next week I will post part two.  Until then, please enjoy these wonderfully crafted items from people at various places with much more talent than I have.  I must also put in a small plug, that clockwork bugs, much larger and deadlier than these, play an important role in The Travelers’ Club – Fire and Ash, on sale now on Kindle, Smashwords, local bookstores, and on this site, under STORE tab.  I hear the author is very creative…  🙂

 

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Happy Thanksgiving All!

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November 22, 2012 · 11:33 am

Presidential Grizzly Bear Chair

Everyone knows about the Oval Office, the pictures of past Presidents, the Kennedy Room, the Lincoln Room, but do you know about the Presidential Grizzly Bear Chair?  California hunter and trapper Seth Kinman killed two grizzly bears and made them into a chair.  It was presented by him through an act of Congress to President Andrew Johnson in 1865.

Made from two grizzly bears captured by Seth Kinman. The four legs and claws were those of a huge grizzly and the back and sides ornamented with immense claws. The seat was soft and exceedingly comfortable, but the great feature of the chair was that, by touching a cord, the head of the monster grizzly bear with jaws extended, would dart out in front from under the seat, snapping and gnashing its teeth as natural as life. This chair Seth presented to President Johnson, September 8, 1865.

Yes, the head would dart out from underneath… natural as life….

President Johnson put the chair in his library in the Yellow Oval Room.

Seth Kinman (September 29, 1815 – February 24, 1888)[1] was an early settler of Humboldt CountyCalifornia, a hunter based in Fort Humboldt, a famous chair maker, and a nationally recognized entertainer. He stood over 6 ft (1.83 m) tall and was known for his hunting prowess and his brutality toward bears and Indians. Kinman claimed to have shot a total of over 800 grizzly bears, and, in a single month, over 50 elk.[2] He was also a hotel keeper, barkeeper, and a musician who performed for President Lincoln on a fiddle made from the skull of a mule.

Known for his publicity seeking, Kinman appeared as a stereotypical mountain man dressed in buckskins on the U.S. east coast and selling cartes de visites of himself and his famous chairs. The chairs were made from elkhorns and grizzly bear skins and given to U.S. Presidents.[3][4] Presidents so honored include James BuchananAbraham LincolnAndrew Johnson, and Rutherford Hayes. He may have had a special relationship with President Lincoln, appearing in at least two of Lincoln’s funeral corteges, and claiming to have witnessed Lincoln’s assassination.

Kinman was allegedly in Ford’s Theater the night of the assassination and witnessed the murder. He escorted Lincoln’s body on its way to burial as far as Columbus, Ohio.[41] On April 26, 1865, the New York Times described Kinman in the funeral cortege in New York City: “Much attention was attracted to Mr. Kinman, who walked in a full hunting suit of buckskin and fur, rifle on shoulder.

 

 

 

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Cute Dogs for Your Monday Blues

More cute dogs for Monday:

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Cute Dogs with Captions for Monday!

As every Monday, here are your cute dogs, these have captions, or more precisely, phrases on the picture itself.  Enjoy!

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Monday Cute Dogs

This Monday we have pictures of cute dogs with captions in the pictures.

 

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More Real Life Monsters

One of my more popular posts was early on when I decided to put real monsters.  I had a 24 foot crocodile in that post that was eating villagers and had to be killed by an army unit.  I will see if I can re-post that as it was very popular – and scary.  They are all real creatures.  You might not think they are monsters though, that is somewhat a judgment call.

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