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Brilliant handcrafted sets from popular films (24 Photos)

Brilliant handcrafted sets from popular films (24 Photos)

OCTOBER 14, 2013

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Crossovers (Mash-ups) for Fun

A recurring post, the following are crossovers or mash-ups where you take two or more disparate things and put them together, hopefully with some humor:

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Death by Transporter

I had this published in a magazine article awhile back, thought you might enjoy it.

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Death by Transporter

by Michael Bradley

For Star Trek fans, the transporter is the key to most away teams.  In space dock you might use the shuttle and certainly if the transporter is blocked by shielding or other devices you would use the shuttle.  How many times have we seen the transporter used throughout the series, and the only one smart enough to question this was “Bones”, Doctor McCoy.  He complained that breaking a person down into individual atoms and beaming them across space and reassembling them was “unnatural.”

The sad truth is that the transporter is actually a death device that produces a clone.  Each person entering is disintegrated into nothing but a computer pattern duplicating their original mass.  Those actual particles are not sent through space, which could not happen at warp speed, much less sub-light.  The computer projects the image of the person into the destination and assembles atoms to reconstruct them.

Every time Captain Kirk, Spock, or anyone else stepped into the transporter, they died.  A perfect clone, which “thinks” it is still the same person, was then created.  Even under the best circumstances, repeated death and re-cloning will get some of the pieces wrong.  Theoretically, the more times you go through the transporter, the less you will be like the original.  There have been episodes where people were merged, mangled, or had the “anti-virus” program remove alien life and microbes from the new clone, leaving behind part of the original.

The official protectors of the Star Trek brand deny this is the way transporters work.  They say that it breaks down your molecules then converts them to a light beam, then reassembles them.  This cannot be true, given the Star Trek canon.  Every trekker knows you cannot beam someone through an active shield; however, lasers, photon torpedoes and phaser banks CAN go through a shield on the way out.  So if light, energy and matter can travel out, why not molecules in a light beam?

Further proof that the transporter disintegrates the occupant then creates a clone is found in Star Trek: The Next Generation episode entitled “Second Chances” in which Commander Riker is duplicated twice.  One version goes up to the ship, while the other is stranded behind.  After that, they diverge in personalities based on their experiences.  If in fact, a transporter only uses the original mass of the individual, then two Rikers would both only be half complete, and both would be dead.  If it disintegrates and kills the first Riker, then accidentally puts them together twice in different spots, that would explain the plot.

Star Trek has extensive usage of the replicators.  Captain Picard says, Earl Grey hot, and voila, there it is.  The replicators basically take inert mass and energy and remake it into whatever product is desired.  The transporters are simply replicators that project their product, destroying the original, encoding it, then using target mass to create a replica.

If you believe in souls, or even personal identity, this is of great concern.  If you understood how a transporter actually works, would you ever step into one?  Would you be willing to die each time, knowing a clone of you, who thinks they are you and acts like you, will be created on the other end?  Personally, there is no way I would do it.  Space is risky enough, and you could get me to serve on a ship.  Walk into a death chamber to die and be cloned?  I’ll pass, thank you very much.

 

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More Crossovers

Crossovers, or mash-ups, are where you take one or more things, usually pop culture items, and mix them together, hopefully with comic or thought provoking results.  For more of these, type “crossover” into the search box on my home page.  Enjoy!

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More Cosplay Pictures

A regular feature of my blog is to highlight cool cosplay pictures.  If you would like to see more, type “cosplay” into my search box on my home page.  If you want to submit pictures for the site, send them to eiverness@cox.net with the message – ‘cosplay pics’.  I currently have about 1,000 cosplay pictures in line, but I will put your submissions to the front of the list.  Enjoy!

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More Crossovers

Crossovers or mash-ups are mixing two or more concepts, shows, movies, etc. together for humor or to make you think.  For other crossover posts, type “crossover” into the search block of my home page.  Enjoy!

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More Awesome Cosplay Pictures

Once again these are some cosplay pictures from my extensive catalog.  Cosplay = costume play.  It can be people dressing up as comic book characters, TV, Movies, pop culture, manga, anime, horror, zombies, or even just their own original costumes.  Remember how much you liked dressing up as a kid for Halloween?  Well, cosplay is like that but for adults.  If you want steampunk cosplay, I show that under a different post called steampunk aircrew.  I also do not post fetish, furries, or other such photos that are about sex and not about the fun of dressing up and playing a persona.  Enjoy!

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Star Trek: Into Darkness Movie Review

One of my recent movie reviews for The WOD Magazine:

Star Trek: Into Darkness 

Movie Review By Michael Bradley 

Recently it was pointed out to me by a fellow columnist that I am a movie critic while they are a movie reviewer.  Having given some thought to the distinction I would have to agree.  In an era where the focus is on advertising and trailers, I believe movie studios should be held to a higher standard when spending tens or hundreds of millions to produce a roughly ninety minute entertainment.  That is why I am glad for once to be able to wholly endorse a film – Star Trek: Into Darkness. 

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Canon is important to me, even in a movie line which has been “reset” into an alternative timeline.  What made the original Star Trek TV series such a phenomenon was not big budgets or special effects.  It was the great characters, interaction and vision of humans with the same foibles and attributes as now, cast into the future.  The characters are well known – Captain Kirk, the brash, egotistical womanizer, whether with human or alien women, always ready to fire phasers but fiercely loyal to friends and stupidly brave.  Spock, the stoic, emotionless logical being struggling with his human half.  Bones, the wry, cynical doctor.  Uhura, the modern successful woman officer.  Scotty, Chekov, and Sulu along with all the other characters overly defined by national accents and quirky personalities. 

The new Star Trek movies capture those characters and that spirit of human interaction under futuristic alien conditions better than I had ever hoped possible as a long time fan.  The casting is simply perfection.  Chris Pine nails Captain Kirk as the lucky but arrogant leader that you cheer for even though you know they deserve to get in trouble.  Zachary Quinto was born to play Spock.  Zoe Saldana recreates Uhura with an appropriately strong modern take on the role.  Karl Urban plays Dr. McCoy so well I swear I see DeForest Kelley on the screen.  Simon Pegg brings the perfect humor to scenes without being campy or foolish.  No offense intended, but I actually prefer Pegg’s portrayal to Doohan’s original.  The interaction among them all brings pure pleasure to my fanboy senses. 

You might wonder why I am at paragraph four and have not mentioned the plot.  That is the beauty of a well written and directed Star Trek feature.  You don’t even care what the plot is, you just enjoy watching it happen.  The plot is great though as well.  For die-hard fans you will recall that Captain Christopher Pike was the original USS Enterprise Captain in the series pilot, and later was returned to the scene of that episode.  In this time line, things happen differently.  Pike is the father figure for Kirk who lost his father at the beginning of the last film.  The search for family, friends and belonging while growing into responsibility are foremost to the new Kirk.  This is the theme shared by other crew members as well as they chafe on each other while clinging together for friendship and belonging. 

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Benedict Cumberpatch of Sherlock fame plays the villain.  His updated portrayal of Khan loses all the 1970s campiness of the earlier version played so over-the-top by Ricardo Montalban.  The movie is modern, edgy and has great visual effects.  However, it is the personal drama that makes it so enjoyable.  

The film has geo-political overtones about what people are willing to do to get an edge on their potential enemies and where lines should be drawn, including a “drone strike-like assassination” versus “arrest and trial” decision for a terrorist.  It was good that unlike other recent fare that have come off as preachy or even as propaganda for particular partisan beliefs, this one leaves the questions more to the viewer without giving definitive answers.  Kirk makes calls which are illegal, but you are not always sure they are right or wrong. 

As a Star Trek fan, I grew weary of the long line of mediocre films that preceded the last two.  It is great to see that the new reboots were able to capture that original sense of wonder, fascinating characters, sense of family with all the squabbles, and a great plot with little unnecessary diversion.  The very end was not as I would have made it, with the final confrontation with an Admiral seemingly too willing to be fully evil.  That character sticks out all the more because all the others are so complex. 

Alice Eve joins the cast as Dr. Carol Marcus, a new romantic interest for Kirk.  In the original timeline Kirk and Marcus produce a child during a tryst unknown to Kirk.  The grown child meets Kirk and is then slain.  Who knows what will happen in this timeline?  The good news is that Alice Eve was able to be strong and feisty enough to hold her own in screen time with Chris Pine, though the relationship between Spock and Uhura is by far more interesting, as you will see when you enjoy this outstanding film.

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Old Spock vs. New Spock in Commercial

This is hilarious, you have to see it.  Make sure you watch all the way to the end, even when you think it is over.  There is a little post-trailer clip lol.

http://io9.com/old-spock-battles-new-spock-in-the-greatest-car-commerc-493836696

Well worth your time if you like Star Trek at all.

 

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More Crossovers

Crossovers or mash-ups are mixing two or more concepts or genres, hopefully in an amusing or funny way.  For earlier crossover posts, type “crossovers” in the Search box on the home page.  Enjoy!

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