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Why Are Coupons Worth 1/100th of a Cent?

Why Are Coupons Worth 1/100th of a Cent?

Ethan Trex

The next time a coupon shows up in your mail, take a look at the fine print. There’s a pretty good chance it will read something to the effect of “Cash Value 1/100th of a cent.” Why in the world is that writing on there? And are 10,000 copies of this coupon really worth a whole dollar? Let’s take a look at this coupon quirk.

PUTTING A STAMP ON CUSTOMER LOYALTY

Before we can answer the coupon-value question, we need to take a peek into a seemingly unrelated footnote in the history of commerce. Let’s talk about the mostly forgotten practice of businesses handing out trading stamps with purchases.

Trading stamps first found their way into merchants’ registers in the 1890s. When customers made a purchase, stores would given them stamps that reflected how much they had spent; a common exchange rate was one stamp for every dime spent on merchandise. Once a customer had saved up enough stamps – often over a thousand – they could swap them for something from the stamp company’s catalog, like a toaster or a clock.

The trading stamps were a runaway success. Supermarkets, gas stations, and department stores would advertise that they gave away a certain brand of stamps to help lure customers in, and the customers could then lick and paste their saved stamps to get “free” merchandise. Everyone was happy, and the system flourished. At one point in the 1960s, S&H Green Stamps printed more stamps each year than the Postal Service did. The circulation of the company’s catalog topped 30 million. The big stamp makers like S&H even built brick-and-mortar “redemption center” stores around the country.

As any economist worth his cost function can tell you, though, the toasters and vacuum cleaners that customers got weren’t free at all. Merchants had to pay for the stamps they gave away, and the cost of the stamp obviously got passed along to the customer in the form of higher prices.

Even in the early days, it didn’t take long for customers to figure out that the system wasn’t quite as rosy as merchants made it out to be. By 1904 New York had enacted laws that forced stamp makers to put a cash face value on each stamp that would enable consumers to bypass catalog redemptions and get money back for their stamps. Other states followed suit.

As one might guess, the individual stamps didn’t get princely face values. A 1904 New York Times piece noted that most stamp makers were given the value of “one mill,” or 1/10th of a cent. That valuation meant that a customer with a full book of 1,000 stamps could redeem it for a dollar. The same piece noted, though, that a customer who used the stamp makers’ catalogs could probably get an item worth three or four dollars for the same number of stamps, so the cash-redemption idea never really took off with most shoppers.

What happened to trading stamps? Their popularity peaked in the 1960s when nearly 80 percent of American households saved stamps, but within a decade the craze had died. Manufacturer coupons that shaved money off of items’ prices became more popular as inducements to get shoppers into stores, and the fuel crisis of the early 1970s sapped away the stamps’ large market at gas stations.

SO WHAT DOES ALL THIS HAVE TO DO WITH COUPONS?

At first glance, coupons and trade stamps wouldn’t seem to have all that much in common. After all, coupons lower the price of an item, while the beef with trade stamps was that they passed a hidden (and often unwanted) cost along to consumers. But some states legally lump trade stamps and coupons in together, so coupons distributed in these states have to bear some printed cash redemption value.

According to the Association of Coupon Professions, only three states require this declaration of redemption value: Indiana, Utah, and Washington. Since many coupons are designed for national distribution, though, the redemption value ends up printed on all of them. As with the old trade stamps, it doesn’t really matter how infinitesimal the stated value is as long as it’s not zero. Thus, you see coupons that are worth 1/10th, 1/20th, or 1/100th of a cent.

SO CAN I ROUND UP 20 COUPONS AND GET A PENNY?

In theory, yes. It’s hard to find reliable, concrete examples of someone schlepping in a hundred coupons to swap them out for a penny, but the web is full of anecdotes in which people “test the fine print” by trading in a giant stack of coupons for their face value at the supermarket. In all likelihood, though, you’d need to mail the coupons to the issuing company, which is a pretty lousy financial proposition given the price of stamps.

If you’re sitting on a big pile of Shake N Bake coupons, you might as well give it a try; your supermarket will probably gladly surrender a penny to ensure you don’t make a scene.

Read the full text here: http://mentalfloss.com/article/26838/why-are-coupons-worth-1100th-cent#ixzz2JFFRO2HT
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Thank You to Varla Skye and My Steampunk Army

Varla Skye and My Steampunk Army contribute many of the cool steampunk aircrew shots I feature on this site.  Here is a shout out thank you to them, and if you want to see more, which I KNOW you do, here is Varla Skye’s FB page, and My Steampunk Army FB page.  Please stop by, like them, and say you saw them here…

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Funny, Sarcastic Cards

Funny sarcastic cards.  Hard to describe them beyond that.  Enjoy:

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Steampunk Airship Crew Post 3

In my third edition of Steampunk Airship Crew, you once again get to figure out who you will hire as your crew for the third Airship in your growing fleet of dirigibles.  Are you an air pirate?  A conqueror?  A defender?  A traveler and explorer?  A sky trader?  Smuggler?  It is up to you what to do with your ship, but crew members are hard to come by and may or may not fit your expectations.  You can’t hire them all, so who would you pick out of the following applicants?

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Lying about Length

Does length really matter?  Some people lie about their length in inches a lot and all they get is “disappointed people” but now overestimating your size can be unlawful.  That is right, I am talking about Subway’s famous foot-long sandwiches.  Apparently, many of them are only eleven inches long, and now, people are suing for false advertisement.  Think about that the next time you advertise something as longer or bigger around than it usually is…

2 NJ men sue Subway over short footlong sandwiches

Published January 23, 2013

Associated Press

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Two New Jersey men sued Subway this week, claiming the world’s biggest fast-food chain has been shorting them by selling so-called footlong sandwiches that measure a bit less than 12 inches.

The suit, filed Tuesday in Superior Court in Mount Holly, may be the first legal filing aimed at the sandwich shops after an embarrassment went viral last week when someone posted a photo of a footlong and a ruler on the company’s Facebook page to show that the sandwich was not as long as advertised.

At the time, the company issued a statement saying that the sandwich length can vary a bit when franchises do not bake to the exact corporate standards.

Stephen DeNittis, the lawyer for the plaintiffs in the New Jersey suit, said he’s seeking class-action status and is also preparing to file a similar suit in Pennsylvania state court in Philadelphia.

He said he’s had sandwiches from 17 shops measured — and every one came up short.

“The case is about holding companies to deliver what they’ve promised,” he said.

Even though the alleged short of a half-inch or so of bread is relatively small, it adds up, he said. Subway has 38,000 stores around the world, nearly all owned by franchisees and its $5 footlong specials have been a mainstay of the company’s ads for five years.

DeNittis said both plaintiffs — John Farley, of Evesham and Charles Noah Pendrack, of Ocean City — came to him after reading last week about the short sandwiches.

DeNittis is asking for compensatory damages for his client and a change in Subway’s practices.

The Milford, Conn.-based firm should either make sure its sandwiches measure a full foot or stop advertising them as such.

He points to how McDonald’s quarter-pounders are advertised as being that weight before they are cooked.

Subway did not immediately return a call to The Associated Press on Wednesday.

Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/leisure/2013/01/23/2-nj-men-sue-subway-say-company-misled-them-by-selling-footlongs-that-came-up/?intcmp=features#ixzz2IraGDOKs

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2,000-year-old treasure found in Black Sea fortress

2,000-year-old treasure found in Black Sea fortress

By Owen Jarus

Published January 10, 2013

LiveScience

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    Researchers working at the site of Artezian in the Crimea (Ukraine) have discovered two hoards of buried treasure (one hoard shown here) dating to A.D. 45, a time when the people of the citadel were under siege by the Roman army. Here, two silver anklets, beads, numerous coins and a white, glass flask with a two-headed face, one side serious and the other happy. (Russian-Ukrainian Archaeological Artezian Expedition)

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    The citadel was torched by the Roman army in A.D. 45, with many of its inhabitants likely killed. Some time afterward Artezian was rebuilt with stronger fortifications although it, along with the rest of the Bosporan Kingdom, was under the sway of Rome. (Russian-Ukrainian Archaeological Artezian Expedition)

Residents of a town under siege by the Roman army about 2,000 years ago buried two hoards of treasure in the town’s citadel — treasure recently excavated by archaeologists.

More than 200 coins, mainly bronze, were found along with “various items of gold, silver and bronze jewelry and glass vessels” inside an ancient fortress within the Artezian settlement in the Crimea (in Ukraine), the researchers wrote in the most recent edition of the journal Ancient Civilizations from Scythia to Siberia.

“The fortress had been besieged. Wealthy people from the settlement and the neighborhood had tried to hide there from the Romans. They had buried their hoards inside the citadel,” Nikolaï Vinokurov, a professor at Moscow State Pedagogical University, explained. [See Photos of the Buried Treasure]

‘They had buried their hoards inside the citadel.’

– Nikolaï Vinokurov, a professor at Moscow State Pedagogical University 

Artezian, which covered an area of at least 3.2 acres and also had a necropolis (a cemetery), was part of the Bosporus Kingdom. At the time, the kingdom’s fate was torn between two brothers —Mithridates VIII, who sought independence from Rome, and his younger brother, Cotys I, who was in favor of keeping the kingdom a client state of the growing empire. Rome sent an army to support Cotys, establishing him in the Bosporan capital and torching settlements controlled by Mithridates, including Artezian.

People huddled in the fortress for protection as the Romans attacked, but Vinokurov said they knew they were doomed. “We can say that these hoards were funeral sacrifices. It was obvious for the people that they were going to die shortly,” he wrote in an email to LiveScience. The siege and fall of the fortress occurred in AD 45.

Curiously, each hoard included exactly 55 coins minted by Mithridates VIII. “This is possibly just a simple coincidence, or perhaps these were equal sums received by the owners of these caskets from the supporters of Mithridates,” the team wrote in its paper.

A Greek lifestyle

Vinokurov’s team, including a number of volunteers, has been exploring Artezian since 1989 and has found that the people of the settlement followed a culture that was distinctly Greek. The population’s ethnicity was mixed, Vinokurov wrote, “but their culture was pure Greek. They spoke Greek language, had Greek school; the architecture and fortification were Greek as well. They were Hellenes by culture but not that pure by blood.”

Greeks are known to have created colonies on the Black Sea centuries earlier, intermarrying with the Crimeans. The customs and art forms they introduced appear to have persisted through the ages despite being practiced nearly 600 miles (1,000 kilometers) from Greece itself.

This Greek influence can be seen in the treasures the people of Artezian buried. Among them is a silver brooch engraved with an image of Aphrodite, the Greek goddess of love, and gold rings with gems engraved with images of Nemesis and Tyche, both Greek deities.

When archaeologists excavated other portions of the torched site they found more evidence of a Greek lifestyle.

“In the burnt level of the early citadel, many fragmentary small terra cotta figures were found depicting Demeter, Cora, Cybele, Aphrodite with a dolphin, Psyche and Eros, a maiden with gifts, Hermes, Attis, foot soldiers and warriors on horseback, semi-naked youths,” the researchers wrote in their paper, adding fragments of a miniature oinochoai (a form of Greek pottery) and small jugs for libations also were found.

All this was torched by the Romans and later rebuilt by Cotys I, who had been successfully enthroned by Rome. However the treasures of the earlier inhabitants remained undiscovered beneath the surface, a testament to a desperate stand against the growing power of Rome.

Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/science/2013/01/10/2000-year-old-treasure-discovered-in-black-sea-fortress/?intcmp=features#ixzz2Iq68lRoH

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More Funny Headlines and Other Newspaper Clippings

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Harbaugh versus Harbaugh

I am not a huge fan of sports, and so this will be a rare sports post from me.  I just wanted to post a shout out to two brothers who will be facing each other in the Super Bowl as rival head coaches.  How cool is that?  Congratulations to the Harbaugh family.

Super Bowl XLVII: Harbaugh vs. Harbaugh

Posted by Cindy Boren on January 21, 2013 at 10:24 am 

This is John Harbaugh. He coaches the Baltimore Ravens. (Jim Rogash / Getty Images)

This is John Harbaugh. He coaches the Baltimore Ravens. (Jim Rogash / Getty Images)

Oh, those Harboys. Good Lord, they must have been a handful.

You may have read something about this, but the Harbaugh brothers, John and Jim, have managed to coach their respective teams to Super Bowl XLVII. Separated by only 15 months, their dad, Jack, says they were more like twins than brothers. When they’d fight, Jack would draw a line down their room and tell them not to cross it. Which, of course, they did immediately.

And now they get to cross the line on the biggest sports stage in the country.

John, the Baltimore Ravens’ coach, is the older, more even-tempered brother, the one with the twinkle in his eye rather than the 100-yard stare. He worked his way up to the Ravens’ job after a career as a Philadelphia Eagles’ assistant.

“I don’t know if we had a dream this big,” Harbaugh said. “We had a few dreams, we had a few fights. We had a few arguments, just like all brothers. … We will try to stay out of that business. We’ll let the two teams duke it out as much as possible.

jim1“I couldn’t be more proud of Jim. Watching that team play, they do reflect his personality.”

That team would be the San Francisco 49ers. Jim Harbaugh came to them after a successful career as the Stanford coach, which came after a long career as an NFL quarterback. Jim is the fiery one, the one who freaked out over a rejected challenge in the NFC championship game, the one who got into a postgame fracas with Detroit Lions Coach Jim Schwartz over the gentlemanly postgame handshake.

Because Jim’s team played first Sunday, all he could say was “I want to thank my parents, Jack and Jackie Harbaugh, and go Ravens.”

With his brother on a plane back to San Francisco after the Ravens’ win, It fell to John to be the spokesman for the Har Bowl. Or the Bro Bowl. Whatever. Neither would probably be headed to New Orleans without having made a bold late-season decision. John Harbaugh fired Cam Cameron and named Jim Caldwell offensive coordinator; Jim Harbaugh benched Alex Smith and named Colin Kaepernick the starting quarterback. In that regard, they are alike.

“I’d like to think that our teams are similar,” John Harbaugh said. “I’d like to think that when you look at those two teams you’re looking at mirror images of two football teams. I’d like to think that. It’s going to be a great game and he’s a great football coach.”

The Harbaughs have accomplished a sibling matchup, one that has eluded the Mannings. A former coach, Jack Harbaugh advised the boys before last week’s games: Get ahead. Stay ahead. On Sunday, he and his wife followed the same routine they did last year, when both boys lost in the championship games. They watched, just the two of them, on their basement TV in Mequon, Wis.

“We share our misery with no one but ourselves,” Jack Harbaugh told the San Francisco Chronicle.

He declined to say whether he offers specifics on just how to get ahead and stay ahead. “That is a key part of that, but I have no definitive answers along those lines,” Jack Harbaugh said. “I’ve allowed them, with the wisdom and knowledge that they have of this great game, to come upon that themselves.”

Starting Sunday night, though, he and Jackie became Switzerland as the Harboys prepare to duke it out and their storyline swallows Super Bowl XLVII. The Harbaugh hype may get to be a bit much, even though the brothers faced each other on Thanksgiving Day 2011. (The Ravens won, 16-6, in Baltimore.)

“You know what? I agree with you,” Harbaugh laughed when asked if he could stomach the hype. ”Let’s just cut that right now, you know what I mean? Can we all agree? Let’s just forget about that. We did that last year. It was fine. It got old last year, right? Did it not?”

Maybe. But on Sunday night, as John’s team took the field and Jim’s boarded a plane for the flight back to San Francisco, it was pretty cool to watch it unfold. Tom Crean, the Indiana basketball coach who is married to the coaches’ sister Joani, tweeted about it:

“We can’t put into words what it means to see John and Jim achieve this incredible milestone. We talked to Jim before his team plane left. All he wanted to know was how was John doing. How were they playing? One incredible family who puts the care, well-being and love for each other at the forefront like most families do. Again, we are very proud of them. Going to be exciting to watch it unfold.”

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Update on Fox – Swift

Today’s news on Michael J. Fox a 51 year old man who insulted a 22 year girl over her love life publicly (Taylor Swift) apparently apologized.  I have a son 25 and a daughter 28, and I know first hand that young people date often until they find the right person.  If I was Taylor Swift’s dad, and she is 22, beautiful, smart, and rich, I would advise her to be even more careful of who she stays with than she is now.  Even with the apology, having someone aged 51 dissing a 22 year old for not settling down with one person is terrible.  I can only hazard to guess how Michael J. Fox acted as a child star at age 22.  I doubt he was even as close to being normal and stable as Taylor Swift.  It is good he apologized, and just like when her award was yanked out of her hands, Taylor Swift stayed positive.  But why should she have to?  Why don’t people leave her alone?

Report: Taylor Swift touchy over love life jokes, accepts Michael J. Fox’s apology

Published January 21, 2013

FoxNews.com

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    June 1, 2012: Taylor Swift performs during the annual Wal-Mart shareholders’ meeting in Fayetteville, Arkansas. (REUTERS)

Chart-topping albums and wheelbarrow-fulls of awards were once what Taylor Swift was best know for.

Not anymore.

After dating over the past four years a reported 13 guys, all of whom were famous or from famous families, and famously writing songs about several of them, the 23-year-old has become the subject of several unkind jokes.

And apparently it’s taking its toll.

“[N]ow she’s the butt of jokes on Saturday Night Live, in the tabloids and on the late night shows,” an insider told RadarOnline. “She laughed it off, but the jokes made about her at the Golden Globes got under her skin.”

It looks like she might be doing something to stop the onslaught.

Following the Golden Globes joke, in which host Tina Fey jokingly warned Swift to stay away from Michael J. Fox’s handsome young son, Fox himself joined the fray, offering when asked: “Swift writes songs about everybody she goes out with, right? What a way to build a career. I wouldn’t even know who she was.”

Apparently the remark, even though it was said at least partially in jest, hit home, as Swift herself felt the need to let fans know that Fox had in fact apologized to her.

“Hey everybody, Michael J. Fox got in touch with me today and we are good,” Swift tweeted. “Thank you for having my back.”

According to RadarOnline’s source, the negative attention may end up having a positive outcome.

“She really wants to make an effort to slow down and not jump from boyfriend to boyfriend,” said the pal. “In a weird way all the negative press has really opened her eyes and will be good for her!”

Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2013/01/21/report-taylor-swift-touchy-over-love-life-jokes-accepts-michael-j-fox-apology/?intcmp=features#ixzz2IeNbJHkB

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